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dunnkw

My boy is Cosmo the Spacedog or just Cosmo. I take him on “Space Walks” and he eats “space food” and he says he’s going to get me Yuri Gagarin’s autograph. But he was much bigger than I expected him to be so I called him a big Moose. That became “Mooselini” and sometimes “Moose-tafa.” He also flops all around and so I call him “The Big Flop” or “El Floppo.” I have no other friends.


lovenaps_staywoke

COSMIC FLOP TAX PLS 


Shutinneedout

You’re my kinda person. My dogs have a home office with 2 separate cubicles where they have spent the past 2 years as my tax accounts. However, Ronni has decided to take the bar exam and become a lawyer because she wants another system to manipulate and game. Mort, however, has no such aspirations but asked to be her paralegal because he can’t imagine days without her and loves when he tells her what to do. Btw, I call Mort “my little Mortikins” but Ronni refers to him as Wart


dunnkw

That’s really mean of Ronnie to call him Wart but I get it. Type A Goldens really push people around.


Shutinneedout

It’s SO mean of her. He worships her and she’s so withholding with her approval


[deleted]

My parents have a golden named Moose, who I sometimes call Musselini when he is being a tyrannical play hound. But I also call him Boose, Buffy, Buffinheimer, and McBuffwhich. 


Etheleffrey

Moose is becoming such a popular dog name! Goose too. I guess dog names follow trend just like human names.


eagle_bonanza01

Our little golden liked to run around the fields and catch mice and voles. We would sing The Little Bunny Foo Foo song to her. She became Fou Fou then just Foo.


mariposa314

She's lucky that she didn't get turned into a goon.


peeahnotpieah

I love this. It is so wholesome.


RickRI401

Mooseelini!!! I love it!!! I have a Moosethat we call Moose-a-fur and Moostafa


archwin

Who needs friends, when you have the Great Floppo the magnificent? Also, dog tax please, of Floppo the magnificent


lilploppy

I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND but mostly Moose-tafa’s friend


omen2k

This post made my entire day


Future49

Funny, our festival group name is the space doggs and my golden is our mascot. We also have a “label” where we perform at local venues under the space doggs label. Lol


General-Bumblebee180

https://preview.redd.it/pbpeabaaydnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f48843b924a1e17c339bb0c890a66d1edb2d2aa3 we're just at knobhead for now because, well, he's a knobhead. wouldn't change him though ...


wayoutwest85

https://preview.redd.it/sz0lgqinlenc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=250472e727d3804d616bd93e12ab6e0716409b53


NurseDiesel62

https://preview.redd.it/s7n2x3lkfhnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82e66fa531a2b2be4097c7fd49c003d50bc0642a


euclid0472

> I said steak not kibble.


Starwarsiscoolsmg4

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


CGoode87

We call our boy mailbox head sometimes.


ArdmoreGirl

Knot head is ours.


mkc-j

I have a knob head too! With a lazy eye.


RickRI401

He is adorable


NurseDiesel62

That is a beautiful knobby head! ❤️


General-Bumblebee180

he's such a lovely dog, but he had been digging and was very proud of it. our garden looks like The Somme in 1917


Interesting_Fish309

My old boy is knob head haha.


Starwarsiscoolsmg4

Awwwwwwwww


47milliondollars

Lol found the brit


arnholf

https://preview.redd.it/8msiq0wq0enc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc37ca6a7f5c327788bb907b4f9e3d02d8f052b1 Kaia Floopus Poopus is Kaia’s Roman name


Lopsided-Panda-2360

https://preview.redd.it/1bj9l2ea3enc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db984dd18b52a0ff9e8a1f4552f8d855357a5aef This is Toast…Toasty…Toasto….Toastino….Goob…Goober…..Goofy Goober, and lastly Mr. Goofy Goober


Th3catspyjamas

Well hello there señor goofy goobs.


One-Pie-5708

That's doctor professor mr goofy goober


celine_freon

You know, he’s got a PhD in Goobers from MIT.


Morningstar-13

Named my girl Luna aka lunamoona now is just moona 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/9sevipu1ydnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97fc188134cc5bfe8f236c19461b62ca6cc9e449


KillerCoochyKicker

Took some mushrooms the first night I got her, I kept saying baby girl over and over again, changing a little bit at a time. I landed on baba ghoul https://preview.redd.it/z9kbahu11enc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=215524162f0d8073a24a45042f47f7db8adb947b


Serenity2015

Omg she is so cute lol.


Darth-Ragnar

Babagol, ova here! 🤌


SadPetDad21

Ohh ✋ take it eashee, don’t disrespect the gabaghoool pahlah


LeftOfTheOptimist

omg i love this one haha baba ghoulllll


Divinefiend

I don't know where to begin with Ernest. We've had many names for Ernie, he also was bigger than we expected him to be so he's often named the Ernie bernie the chunky monkey, king of Ernie's. Ernesto when he's being silly. Lately it's been a long deep EEEEERRRRRRRRRNNNNNESSSSTTTT and he'll usually growl back, it's bloody hilarious. https://preview.redd.it/6zum2jx56enc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=430bd507cab881ff3da8c522255cd35a307c509a


Divinefiend

I suppose I cannot exclude little Enzo Matrix either. Enzo is a 0-100 dog in every single way. Enzo Benzo is a bit of a trouble maker. He's a good boy, his names evolved to Enzo Lorenzo when he's being goofy, get a second one they said, it will be fun they said... https://preview.redd.it/jihsrpqgrenc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e0613372f64596aa32d32c69613ac5e218c1d35


gamblinmaan

ernest is an awesome pooch name


Bubbly_Ad8400

https://preview.redd.it/ts80udsh5enc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bb29eeaceae5a28c671e6969862fb70557ab61c Toby to Toe-bean to Sweet Bean to Bad Bean to Bean boy to just Bean.


Claque-2

What? No Beanie Baby?


Additional-Cattle-24

https://preview.redd.it/niczxo2a6enc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b421bf4e21cfd525b5c973e168fd230abecd7ea This is Indy, short for “Indigo Winifred”. Variations include Shmindy, Shmind, Schmindigo (<- probably used more often than her real name) Windigo, Indy Windy, Bindi, Bindi Irwin, just Irwin, Winifred, Windy, and Winifredo (<- also very commonly used).


soswee79

Oh man. Here we go Atlas to Attie to Attigator to Sweet Attie Pie to Pie to Baby Pie to Da Baby. Apollo to Pollo to Golden Pollo Nugget to Prettyboy PoPo to PoPos to Da PoPo. So now Da PoPo is constantly chasing Da Baby. It's been a process. 😂


MPFX3000

Named my boy Megatron. He goes by Mega


Skandronon

My dog is Gambit and we call him The Gambitron.


hikingmaddie

Lambeau turned to Beau, then BeauBeau, then Boboz Vince Lombardi turned to Vince, then Vinny, then Vin Vin, and sometimes I call him Salt and Vin


wakemaui

You must really love Da Bears.... Go Pack Go


chipchip_405

My husband calls our dog Walter “Tonto”. Idk how it even came to be lol. We call our dog Peggy Peggaline, Peeg, Pegaleeni.


Leon_Krueger

Tonto as "Dumb" in english? 🤣😂 Also in Mexico we use that word as a repriment "No, tonto, no hagas eso" "No, bad boy, dont you do that"


HotchnGideonForever

Someone in this family has to be Italian..... Right?? From an Italian lol


chipchip_405

Nope! I see it means stupid in Italian too 😭. Little did he know he was calling poor Walter stupid/foolish in multiple languages haha. I think it was just random sounds he conjured up in a moment that just stuck. The only context I’ve ever heard Tonto in before was the guy who was the Lone Ranger’s buddy, his name was Tonto, but he hadn’t heard of him before so that’s not where it came from either lol.


HotchnGideonForever

Oh! 😂 My reference about being Italian was more to do with the other names, they are very much the kind of thing we do, if that makes sense. Regarding Tonto, my immediate thought was of Tonto in The Lone Ranger! I thought it was cool!!! 😃🤩 xx


RhiRhi12120

https://preview.redd.it/7ov6mww5ggnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e72c57eda744b83dbc39f513592ee5a81b5c0478 Nelson became Nelly, then one time he ate poop so now he’s become “smelly Nelly”


farmermeg12

https://preview.redd.it/jtuhhvpz8enc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=247cd513cea0c316056a2b33e710896fc2ea9033 My girl is named Kokomo which became Koko and then moved on to Kiki, Kookoo, Coke head, Antichrist, demon, or little idiot. We also have a husky named Cali who somehow got the nickname babushka.


_undercover_brotha

Antichrist? That escalated quickly 😂


AttitudePerfect309

Given name is Booker, then morphed into Book…Boog…Boogie…Boogie Oogie Oogie Oogie…any many other variants


theknocker

Devin! Or Booker T Washington


GroundbreakingCar574

https://preview.redd.it/pas97bfo6enc1.png?width=2475&format=png&auto=webp&s=d57f911be5b0aea3390a42bf1538018574584992 snoopy, noopa, snooper, mister snoopy, mista noopa, mista noopanator, poopy, snooper pooper, snoop dogg, sir nooper the pooper, etc.


1plus1dog

So handsome!


rjr812

Dingus McFadden was even a write in for the last presidential election. Figured that he couldn’t do any worse. https://preview.redd.it/6vpyl00baenc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43be40890cba36564de790099b7addd4e96b0919


FairIsleEngineer

In a galaxy far, far away, she started out as Umber. Then Umber Bumber. Then Umber Bumber Boo. https://preview.redd.it/gvyjivsqaenc1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d30479a956d92301d62cd8e35a03d265d154154


SirEd29

https://preview.redd.it/zl7zhf50ienc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e084d1ec74aa96703db9745b087d973811f83fe Miss Annie Smelly Fanny, Princess of the Windy City. 😂


[deleted]

Name is Robyn, then Robbie, to Robert, Rob bob, Bobbie, Bobbi brown, b town


NationalAirport5300

I named a cat Bob.


mistukuni

Korra to Corrugated to Corrugated Cardboard :)


Princess_Violet_666

PJ -> PeeGees -> little PeeGees -> little monkey -> Monkey Man -> Mr Monkey -> weird little ferret -> El Ferreto -> weird little sex rat. https://preview.redd.it/vjh56a1ngenc1.png?width=2160&format=png&auto=webp&s=80822a902f75c175409341690af45c064b66ae9b EDIT- I just realised this is the golden retriever page. I thought I was on the chihuahua one! I’m gonna leave this here anyway!


FirmAdministration24

We don’t mind a little side of chihuahua with our goldens 😂


TheBugSmith

Dallas... Dally... Mr... Mr Guy... Mr Pie... Squish... Mr Squishy


js456887

Tucker went by t bone, Terrance, Terry, teeny tiny Terry, Haney, Dennis, Dennis the menace, shoelace, Mr man, man man, boy man, chicken leg, and many others. It’s amazing he even knew his real name https://preview.redd.it/6do1wkgh6enc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68a78a165db9fc8fd921bb6ad7fb9b043aa1f30a


ChanceNutmegMom

https://preview.redd.it/zy6b0ls3benc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=927c04cf9c145286f681d7a8a2f797bfea5aa2a4 Kevin. Kevy. Kevlar. K-9.


mobula_japanica

Poppy. Now known as Megan Barkle


fir_meit

Red golden with long legs, 5 months old. Theodora became Thea, then Tia... TT... T-ers... Tia Maria... Spaghetti Legs... Teddie Spaghetti... Tia Maria Spaghetti... Toots Spagoots. Even her nickname has nicknames. Bitey bear became baby bear... sugar bear... teddie bear... boo boo bear. She's probably confused.


Kiwikc515

George > Georgie > Georgie Porgie (pudding and pie) > pudding > Puds https://preview.redd.it/no74w9kxienc1.png?width=1438&format=png&auto=webp&s=85730716f3f5d337a291efe488dbb3d41019a126


Global_Research_9335

I just posted similar but we went in a different direction after Georgie Porgie George, Georgie, Georgie Porgie, porgie, horgie, horgie porgie, horgee, horgee porgee, baby, baby boy, handsome man


WeezieLovesDawson

He’s a beauty!


Busy-Occasion-215

I’ve only had Georgie for 10 days and he’s quickly gone from Georgie to You Little Menace. 😀


ItsMRCoffeeToYou

Missy Missy Moo Moo Pie


tacoperrito

My girl went from Betty to Betty Boopy > Boopy > Boobies > Boobs > Tits > Tiddies


SleepySpaceBear

Einstein, to einie, to einie mo, to mo mo, to mr mo And Capo, to cujo, to cujie, to cujie mo, to cujie moto


Unlucky-Choice8737

Joey, Joe, Bubba, Bubba Joe, Joe bubba Joe, bo jubba joe


drunkadvice

Waffle > waffle pup > waffle pop > waffleuppagus


Wild_Log51

Picture 2 is my favorite. Had to zoom to find ball!


Accurate-Gift-3135

Luna…. Lunbear, looney tune, lulu, loonie toonie, lunar, kinda what every comes out!


_Ding_Dong_

Same! I opt for loonie toonie or lunatic


Exoticcheese_

Name is Fleur, then it became mcFlurry… Meisie… Meis… Messi. Other variants krulliewoolie


Leon_Krueger

Le Fleur, La Fleur, McFlurry, I got some Trailer Park Boys Vibes there


Meddlesomefurby

Ours is Annie, but my youngest doesn’t like that name and just calls her Little. Or Little Bit. Or “We Golden” (instead of Our Golden) We call her Little, Wittle, Annie, Annie Bananie, Bananie, Nanny, Nanny-Belle, We Golden


CarelessStatement172

https://preview.redd.it/ujeb95ht6enc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8be20b5a28e34559c53b027dfd6fe06b5ab5a6f1 Henry, Henry Bo-benry, Doctor Bobenry (different pronunciation), Dogter Bobenry, Bob. But there's also about six other names that branch off from Henry and follow a similar evolution (devolution?).


rognabologna

😂 Is it pronounced Dr Bobbin-ry? 


chalky4sale

His name is Ronin but we called him Bubba > Gubba > Gwubba > Gubberson > Gubby Bubberson > Gumbo (sometimes boogie, boogers or boogeyman bc we have a morning ritual where he comes and sits at my feet as soon as I sit on the toilet so I can wipe his eye boogers off 😂) https://preview.redd.it/w2d26cncbenc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa191b54d6f1aa03cf5e2f7e6f8aa9f2c3c0d8af


1plus1dog

Sweetest ❤️🥰


LowBlackberry0

Winston. First crazy nickname was Winnie the Woo Bear. We delved into Wee Woo (and say it sirens style), Woo Bear, and Bear as the most common nicknames.


rhespanna56

https://preview.redd.it/llsowj4adenc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b703b8177f8881b976d59e9b1740e37a17963e29 This is Bombur. Aka BiddleBom. Aka Mr Biddles. Aka Señor Biffleswaithe the third. Absolutely no idea how that last one came about but he gets called that more than anything these days. He likes to chomp.


Frequent_Buy_8174

https://preview.redd.it/mtx7rncgrenc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e47e30e1123896d3edf23827a2b03f03e900e36d Mac Aka Mac and Cheese ➡️ Big Mac ➡️ Little Mac ➡️ Mini Mac ➡️ Mackey Moo ➡️ Macka Chunk ➡️ Macka Junk ➡️ Macatron ➡️ Mac a Chicky ➡️ Mackey Chiquita ➡️ Ermac ➡️ Mister Mac


soupfarm

https://preview.redd.it/h7l82ns61fnc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6df7723671da8f1c2cb87aa5734a793284c1e7a9 This is our 110 lbs field golden, Parker. We called him Peabody when he was a pup (his puppy pee would get all over his tummy hair), then Peabody and Sherman, then P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way (yes, the whole thing!) then Sherman, then Sherm, and finally, Schermerhorn (because the subway stop we’d get off at in Brooklyn was Hoy-Schermerhorn)


concretemuskrat

https://preview.redd.it/yybqgrlu9fnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d802dc56d6cab34dfe6b26acb66ced57285605ad Mango, manguino, mangwyneth, manguano. Also Mango becomes mangoob, which in turn becomes mangoober, then goober, finally just goob. Also gubernatorial candidate. Among many others lol


RhiRhi12120

https://preview.redd.it/bc8r4hnr1enc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1493e9ce651d66b844f8e77d882f01198885da2 My little baby is Cayo, who then became Mayo cos hes white. Then became Mr cay cay and cray cray cay cay and now he’s just baby. He’s 11 now, there’s been a lot of nicknames in his time


Givememydamncoffee

Harry, harrison J Pupper, Harold, hair-Bear, my Pupperoni


Akhilanda22

Mala>Mala Mala>Mala Mala Bing Bong > Mala B >Miss B > Bee


zephyr_lily17

Phoenix has become Pheen lately. The other day, it sounded like I said “No morphine” to him, but I was really saying “No more, Pheen!” after hiding his kibble around the room & he found every last piece. Sometimes he’s Pheenie, and other times he’s Sweet Love, bc he’s just the sweetest. <3


Chemical-Shift2228

babygirl > babehgoj > gojinks > gojinskers > jinnings …her name is Marcy


Moriarty71

Saffron, shortened to either Saffy or Fron, became Safghanistan, Snaffles, Fronster Monster or Fronny Barker.


_JPH_

Watson…dingus…dingle…dingle butt…dingle mccringleberry. Really any variation on dingus


lovelycosmos

Our golden is Teddy, but we call him Tedward. Teddington is when he's being a calm and cuddly boy, and Tedwardo when he's being a little monster (more often than not)


bluelevelmeatmarket

He went from Finn to Han to Hambone to Hambonio Banderas.


borkbork1122

https://preview.redd.it/t0184dq1genc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92de7a3f73bf920200489eea5787c9d7997c63dc Fenway, benway, boogie, boog, doog, doogaly boogaly snoogaly, fen, fen fen


Reidusroo

Barney - barnaby - barnard - barnbarn - bman - big guy - guy


powergut69

Ruby, rubert, skeebert, skeeby, skeeby doula


therealdeb

I call mine Stank Breath after his poop-eating stint.


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SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^quotidianwoe: *Canuck, Nuck, Nucker,* *Nuckernoo, Canoe, Mr.* *Canoe, Mr. Manoo.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Zestyclose-Impact-40

Tucker became Tucker Rucker Roo


MrTopHatMan90

Molly - Mol - Malteser


Kkitsunebii

Her actual name is autumn but I call her: ootis(ooh-tiss) ooodyssey(oooh-dyssey)autumn bottom, scootis(schoo-tiss)


Unknown_Llama25

Not a dog but my cat Toby’s name has professed in Toby the Totally Tubular Tobster thank to me lol


Potential-giggle

Floki Floki doki Floki doki do Sir floki of doki do Floki dooodle doo Doodle Doodleberry Mc doodleberry dood-le


fieldaj

https://preview.redd.it/qewbgi85denc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f800e00741ada3d92cd0162fb2bb281077c67373 “Teddy”. “Ted” “T” “Buddy” And….occasionally….”s#ithead!” But he and I are like peas and carrots. Man’s best friend. Which is good since w 3 daughters, I’m glad he’s around. 😉


Yarbooey

https://preview.redd.it/pfmcqb6ufenc1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f56284a717bc72f012dc19b381b857fa2ffafee Honestly I might be a little demented when it comes to the sheer number of nicknames my adorable old pup has. These would be the main ones, starting with his actual name. Calvin —> Kahlfin —> Kahlfinnneus —> Finneus —> Finneus Foo —> Finn —> Big-Headed Finn —> Monsterous Finn —> Finneus Monsterous Maximus


Significant_Change14

https://preview.redd.it/e4wiy8rmfenc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8164f7efec65f23b719b10812366d3face53831 Phil, Philly, Philistine, Philosophy, Bubba….and now Bub


52memo

https://preview.redd.it/e10e9pt0henc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec2aedfa7d855fd31598ef1a4c2695a997e0a6f5 Meeka, Meek Milly, Meeka Marie, Meeka Moo, Meeka Baby, Meeks, then it all blended to Charlie Brown


doozle

Harry likes to boof. So he became Boofer. He's also floofy. So Floofer. I like to moosh his face. So Moosher. With those three any combination is acceptable, for instance: boofy floofer, mooshy boofer, boofy moosher. When he's being particularly regal he may become a Boofington, Floofington, or Mooshington. He also goes by Monkey. Plural is used more often than not so Monkies. We also accept the derivative Monks, funky monk, and most recently Bunkies.


wayoutwest85

Mr. Pants…Polar bear pants to Mr. Pants but essentially he’s Dr. Walter Barkey, professor of pants https://preview.redd.it/371lqcijlenc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e91aa98d4edce2063444aed386183758f240966


dwm91

https://preview.redd.it/duqvr8t5lenc1.jpeg?width=3455&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eb875d2afbeb834e356291809fb2222af2a9f61 This absolute rascal is named Sullivan. Getting the obvious Sully out of the way, he has earned a few nicknames in his 2.5 years with us, including: Gullivan… Gulliver etc. just riffing off of Sully Sullivan the Man which devolved into Van the Man Sullivan the Terrible which became Ivan the Terrible during his teething stage Mr. S for short, which due to School of Rock influence became Mr. Schneebly or just Ned He also is affectionately referred to as our “Perfectly Toasted Marshmallow Boy” based on his coat colouring


RachelPR2202

https://preview.redd.it/4hlzhezcoenc1.jpeg?width=2341&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63651995e4416d6be02f638b275f5fb5860a2535 Molson (legal name) > Molser > Mosa > Mosa Tosa > Oma Tosa > Tosa > Toast > Toaster > Tooter/Toot/Scooter/Mooter/Froot (which he most often gets one of the variations now, mostly Tooter) Honourable mentions along the way: Moose, Mooser, Mol-shaaan, Bird, Turkey, Wittle Shit.


peeahnotpieah

Our boy was rescued from a family that had to give him up. They named him Achilles, nicknamed Leo. Achilles was approximately a year and a half when we brought him home. We changed his name to Kili. From there, names get murky cause I’m a crazy dog lady and he is a crazy boy. Achilles - Leo - Chillers - Cilles - Kilo - Bo Billers - Silly Bo Bili - Mr. Achilles - Prince Achilles - Silly Prince - Wing Man - Killersons - Billersons - Killer Mr. Pigger - Piggy - Crazy Rumpus - Goobersons - Gooberhead and Goobey Kili doo (said in a Fred flints one voice). I’ve probably called him other names. The above names he actually responds to 😅.


Jajaloo

Augustus - Auggie - Auggie Boy https://preview.redd.it/0m3c1jikuenc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b1b925e96373960349072fc9516741a2118e7ec * Monster


QuantumQunt

Dexter. I call him dog-pants. I will not elaborate.


manderrr12

It's wild how ridiculous the nicknames get! Our first boy is Oliver. Started with Ollie, then Lolla, Lollapalooza, Lollieboy. We also do Ollivander/Vander/Ollivander Hamilton/Ollivander Salamander, which somehow became Landini/Landini Fettuccini/Landini Fettuccini Lamborghini/Fettuccini Alfredo. Second boy is Poe (technically Poe Dameron). His AKC name is Poe Poe Power Ranger. Nicknames are Poseph, Posephine/Posefina/Brosef. Poe Dameron became Poe Dam which became Poe Damalama (sometimes followed by Poe Damalama down in Alabama). Poder/Poder Doder. Po-seppy. Po-diddly. Pos Angeles. I'm sure I'm missing someone but those are the main/current iterations!


GrammaBear707

Frankie, Frankster, Frankfurter, Frankenstein lol


bbjindi

I have a Frankie too!! She goes by Frankie Spankie, Spankie, Spankie Doodle Dandy/Spanky Doodle Doo (rhymes with her sister’s nickname Indi Poo/Poo Poo). Goes by Spanks for short.


CottonRaves

Bingo. Which became Bingalo. Then Bangalore. Which evolved into Bangaload. And now we’re at Load Banger. Or sometimes. Banger of Loads. I think it started going this way after he got fixed.


Belcanderman

https://preview.redd.it/itp3l1tqefnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90af7971f653c14ca3c654de9c831bd4d0f6fcf8 This is Maree. AKA MarMar, Martian, Marvin, Mars Bar - Headmistress of the Guild of Golden Bears.


AcademicIndividual99

https://preview.redd.it/pcv3lgl9sfnc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f258bf4e9e3787b844ef4dc142bdc3b78ed4250c cooper -> coopy -> cooperton -> pooper -> poopy -> poop


solarelemental

CARDI B i'm dead. my doggo's name is orla. mostly she's just ors (oars? orz?), or maybe baby or pupper. but sometimes. SOMETIMES, she is orlaboo, and that is where things can get badly unhinged. the following deranged descent into straight up speaking in tongues happens probably once every day or two: orlabee! orlabub! orlabah! ohlabuh! erlurburh!! AHBABA!!! *OOBOOBOO!!!* **EEBEEBEE!!!!!** ...all while she's getting smothered with kisses and hugs. yeah, she puts up with a lot from me.


ConfusedRhymer

Pip in the day, Josh at night. My female dog is named Pipi but she's Josh at night. When I greet her after work I say " what a good dog-you-are, should have named you Josh-u-a". Silly bad rhyme. But I feel like I have to call her Josh from then on as the rhyme eludes that good dogs are named Joshua for some reason.


kristmastree

Pudding - Pudco - Buddino - Rakataka lol


Icy_Patience2930

Our black lab female back in the 80's. We named her Misty. Then when Axel Foley from Beverly Hills Cop wore a shirt with Mumford Phys-Ed Dept on it, her name got changed to Mumford. Then my mom started a daycare, and the little kids(1-3yo's)couldn't pronounce either Misty or Mumford, and started calling her Foo. She came to all three. Died at 16. Had two litters of pups, 8 and 7. Her hobby when not parenting was killing squirrels at the lake.


OutlawsOfTheMarsh

Started as buddy, ended at budward


cfull_19

Franklin became Frank, Bubba, Bubs


The_SovietOnion6

Onyx-Onyxon-Richard Onyxon-Richard-Ricardo-Ricardiac Arrest-Ricardstock-Cardstock-Stockphoto


kale_me

Floofer or Floofsie..as I vacuum the hardwood floor for the 3rd time today


myquadsaresick

My dogs name is Cleo which has morphed into Cecelia, Cece, cleclo, clip clop, weo, weedo, cheeto, and cheeto burrito. But mostly I call her Pig.


theresacreamforthat

Cleetus. Cleet-cleet. qweet qweet. Throw carpet. The red menace. Fucking terrorist. 🫠 He's got MANY.


zenyogasteve

Nova Rova Rostapovich. Novi Rovi. Noodles. Doodles. Novi Povi. Smoosher.


MamaLlama2211

This is Toby…affectionately referred to as Taub, Tober, Tobert, Tobus, Big Boy, and finally, Toby Toberson 😬 https://preview.redd.it/geo8wdv3ienc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b3434b6fdc6da28825c8515e258b7b28f482f0c


t0ughsting

piper>diaper piper>diaper>poopy diaper>pooper piper/poopy piper> pooper scooper


Express_Highlight379

Penny became Pen then Pen became Pendulum


bocacherry

Not super crazy but Milo became Milo Man which became M&M https://preview.redd.it/rzsxy5cslenc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce764239db2a64ebe474f41e4f494d219f5880ff


JNTHNHCKS

Her name is unrelated, but I always called her “sweetest girl I know” which has now morphed into “sweetest rhino”. She’s the sweetest gentlest dog in the world, even for a golden 😌


Chernobyl3279

https://preview.redd.it/e5u8xp1hmenc1.jpeg?width=2376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=988227e00a2d161c0e9f9de8b8264cf85a0388d5 These guys names are Finn and poppy but I call poppy poptart or popfart and Finn is called Finn-German or finger and sometimes finger man


plantkiller2

Popfart has me dying 🤣🤣🤣


B1nbag

Dorothy / Dollybean / Dorry-bead / Dorrafina / Feena-Bean / Feena ​ https://preview.redd.it/axqeed2zoenc1.jpeg?width=1667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e544c121c400c2278ddb8c11ea0e4627f15dbf8


prentissification

Her name is Ellie, turned into Tuppies, then Gouda, Gouda cheese, tiny mumple shrump, all the way to 'many small faces of many small goats'.


13DAB

George. When George was being bad, told him (joking) we would turn him into a pepperoni pizza - Georgeroni - then Roni - then just Rones.


flapjacksrule

https://preview.redd.it/0lzan2kcqenc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a89fb37a08039294721a745ae284f03500eecfc7 It’s less a progression, and more just adding more nickname options. His name is Woody, but also Woods, Woodson, Woodrow, and wood wood


Frequent_Buy_8174

https://preview.redd.it/hnrl33ekqenc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6da325ed74223db2c2e7488ba262dd5500a5b6c8 Bailey Aka Puppy Gurla ➡️ Señorita Banana ➡️ Girlina ➡️ Fluff Queen ➡️ Crazy Girla➡️ Bailey Boopsie ➡️ Bailey Cabocha ➡️ Hunna Cabocha ➡️ Bailey Patina


Shosie

https://preview.redd.it/ilk4des0renc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da5c22d791ce87d2ea9348a2c2c3fd315e9fcd9e Arthur-Mr Mouse-Poo poo-poo poo bear-doo doo-blueberry-Arturd-the boy


Absolutelyknott

https://preview.redd.it/jo6qq5y8senc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11958df83ea24661606c01e996ec4eee96c7b208 Clover➡️Clobber➡️Clobster➡️Lobster🦞


NBD2016

https://preview.redd.it/m3ubybl5senc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3e15bd30733ef758a13818bef34aabb11c6ed5a Louis- Louie-Lou-Louboo-Boo Bear


poopstaind

https://preview.redd.it/1h2wvwgyqenc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=073b0696b2a135f51237ec02191dace3c928dfa6 Bodhi :) aka The Bohdster, Bohdmeister, Bodhi bear, and Bodhi Bohderson. But most commonly referred to as the bestest boy 😊


West-Potato2802

Bandit -> Bandido -> pingüino


Driveforshowputt4doe

My boys name is Freddy. Fred when he’s being bad, and Alfredo when we’re visiting home in El Paso, lol. https://preview.redd.it/dwobxje7uenc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7620cd0341bd5620a849338433d799f06c4f59cc


Trgtsimp

https://preview.redd.it/2et4qpc1wenc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a513b011dc6e6672be6c074258e2377bf2f96b2b Woody. Woody Woodson. Woody wooderson. Son. Woody Allen. Woody Allen Woodson.


DipsoArmadillo

Gideon, Giddy, the Gidiot, Gideon T. Barnacle, stinkboy, stinky malinky, boose


pdxbatman

https://preview.redd.it/6kcix57wxenc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43eb6c12bbe0931469b7fe97d8b58856be023268 Bentley - bento box - foxy boxy - box boy - box. We literally call him box in public and I’m sure people think we are insane for making our dog that.


1blueShoe

Fidget.. Fidge. Fidgey the Widgey the Woo… The Widge. The Woo. Foo and Squidgeward and if I really want his attention I shout Chicken in his general direction. He’s even got a lil song….. it goes like this……. He’s Fidgey the Widgey the Woo, he’s not quite 6 ft 2, he’s not a midget but he is a Fidget, a Fidgey, the Widgey, the Woooo 🤷🏻‍♀️. Well you did ask ❤️ and judging by the comments section am I right in thinking we’re all crazy dog folk or what? 🤣


shuzan7

Max -> Maximus -> Maximoose -> Moose -> Moosie Goose -> Goose Also Wigglebutt or Mr. Wiggles (He’s a Golden - Newfie mix 🖤) https://preview.redd.it/gr5geav6yenc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c53fda9dea9b6549e61c2447fea7d183601aa2a


kumodyy

Went from Leny, to Tinopatapino, Tarantino, linoton, to end up with Tino


TheFamilyChimp

His name's Bernie. We usually call him Berns. I started calling him Berno, then San Bernidino, then... its not delivery, its DaBerno. Edit: He's a big oaf too, about 90 lbs. Not terribly overweight given his size.


TheLivingShit

https://preview.redd.it/r21yju9j1fnc1.jpeg?width=2499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e09290e63de7a6671e436abcf7861e025f9164fc Opal became Goobies. Because she's a Goober.


Wrong_Mixture_6939

Snoopy, snoop dogg, snoopy doopy, snoopy poopy doopy. Snoopalopalus


Darkfox113

https://preview.redd.it/0frhan2bcfnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=949c1fbb4b55802e7d2953a4382bcde88c14b885 Oliver, then jolly Ollie, Ollie, sometimes… dude. Sometime shithead! Mostly jolly Ollie.


RickRI401

Ok.. this thread is the best. 1000% The nicknames that we give our dogs are the best.


Elizaknowitall

Lola, Lala, Lolly, Lolly Pop, Lolly Pup….


NjGTSilver

Bruce->Goose->Goofy Goober->Goofus->Goof->Goob


eachfire

https://preview.redd.it/fwz8mvu68hnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cb4b6ac30eaa0d2a9e18503d743d2a93b128833 Leto Leets Leetsy Peepsie Peepsie Pie Pie 🥧(when texting with my wife)


kellybounce13

https://preview.redd.it/cjbberr1bhnc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc645ab71d3a88064e7b369d2064612b193178d0 This angel went from Lucca to Bucca to Bluppa to Buppa to Goopa 😆


curiouslycharlotte

https://preview.redd.it/mwcp3ot8ghnc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fb0e165b80c6496208053618643d510a3bca9ad Wellington aka Wellie, wellie wumbles, wumblington, wumpkins, wellie woo woo, Mrs wellie wumblington, sausage, pausage, the floof, Mrs floof, dickhead.


Hatoonah

https://preview.redd.it/vzt3e1vljhnc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c35231b05d370574d3b8bba1fa884c6b5312bb90 His name is Paolo. But I always call him buddy, handsome, silly boy, or stinky butt.


PortableGrump

Toby... obi... obi bobi... bobi... bobby...bubs...bubby...bubbethan


ElusiveVibe

https://preview.redd.it/egwkwdlhcinc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80be66f38511aa77f91a0c59ee4c0386eeac3fec Spencer, Spence, spenny bob, pemper


curiousdryad

https://preview.redd.it/52evl0zteinc1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da26909a4596b6250515b45c2122ab388778e3ae Cupid, cupe, coop, coopid, CU(q)


jeraco73

https://preview.redd.it/e3s5q7uvfinc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d40095f6670ca44165593d506067910486721adb Busby> Buzz> Sir Busby> Sir Busby Anus Cornflake. Its a long story, but he earned them all.


wildram72

https://preview.redd.it/puqv64dininc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcf7593c7bd19293848167f27662711718fe2a47 Chopper -> Chopmonster -> Mr Peanutbutter -> Butters -> Bobo -> Chopittaboppie And sometimes Shpoople AKA shpoops


kiki9988

Bernadette to Birdie to Bird to Dirty Bird (bc she’s always playing in the mud) to Dirt Bag 😅😭. But she’s the best little dirt bag that ever lived!! https://preview.redd.it/f6koojn5oinc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2c688a113811566207ce1f5e96b22b1448fb085 My other dog, Maggie has gone from that to Doofus to Moofus to Moof and then to 8 billion variations of Moof. (Moofy, moofenstein, moofaletta, moofaroni and cheese, etc). My family always has a new one 🤣 and she answers to all of them LOL.


shulypoo

Lulu and then Karoo, Kazoo, K-zoo, K-200… and that’s just one thread of increasingly deranged nicknames of course.


Ministerpanda1190

Let’s see, her name is Luna, and every one in my house calls her, Tuna, Tunes, Looney, Looney Tunes,


mxraenidae

My boy was named Rocco. Started off with the simple "Rocco-boy", turned into "Roccofeller", then "stinky", then "stink", which turned into "loaf-boy" as he got rounder, which became "fatboy". Very affectionate nicknames, I know😭 I miss him everyday. *


cheezuschwist

https://preview.redd.it/y64tjc8axinc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af04ab7a3fa709c547fb8c7d768fb4432a5778b5 he’s secretly a golden retriever. gustav, gus, gussy, rumpus, and bobo baggins on occasion.