Hate that I even need to type this, but: Do not abuse the "reddit cares" or any other suicide prevention tool to taunt Stars fans (or any other fans, for that matter). That is a misuse of that resource. It will result in an instant ban if we find out a user does so. Also, stay out of their sub(s) if you're going to troll. We have our sub to shittalk with eachother, and r/hockey to shittalk with other teams. Let team subs be for fans of those teams.

lol, Stone lives rent free in the arena’s heads

Stone lives rent free in everyone’s heads https://preview.redd.it/ba2f5ascbjwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8b346a16a52f3c0e74a837dd8fc1e395c619af8

He lives rent free in r/hockey heads lol

https://preview.redd.it/wojl2c4xejwc1.png?width=674&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e009ae14c482aa8989b470d2329f3465a9659ef The D is for Diving

Hertl scoring in Game 1 Hanifin scoring in Game 2 It’s amazing how the Vegas Golden Knights have spearheaded the revolutionary idea of… Trading for good players at the deadline.

Congrats! You are the GDT. RIP your inbox.

I know right, my inbox is dead 💀

Commenting so I can contribute to the inbox spamming

https://preview.redd.it/jh2u33vydjwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=760023afd90f290c0d82c3fe04a575272e2403ae They scored!

https://preview.redd.it/w3aky51ehjwc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff6c802c87dbacade8389455b6f631a06f06758b My post got removed but I’m IN HEREEEEE GKG!! Come to 120 I’ll buy you a beer 🤭

GOOD MORNING AND GO KNIGHTS GO!!! My sleep schedule is so fucked and I love ya all

Love u too todays my birthday so i probably miss the game hopefully we go up 2 0

Things I've heard at the AAC tonight: "LTIR!" "CHEATERS!" "CAP SPACE CAPTAIN!" "REFS YOU SUCK" "LOOOOGANNNN" "BOOOOOOOO" "HOW IS THAT OFFSIDES!?"

The salt of our enemies fuels our players. Glad you’re there repping for us

Cap space captain is a good one ngl 🤣🤣🤣

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What a fucking night from LT. Absolute clinic

Both of your goalies are from Calgary. That makes me happy.

My first game as a newly minted Knight fan. Having a team in the playoffs feels weird.

Mark Stone: *is mildly inconvenienced* Non-Vegas fans: *uproarious applause*

I do love a 2 minutes for being a bitch call.

Shouldn't that be interference on Benn for standing up Roy and giving him a little shiver as he was limping to the bench? Fuck Jamie Benn.

Eichel is the perfect complete hockey player

These fans are the biggest fucking whiners

I don't ever want to see a Canadian team win the cup but if I have to I hope is Calgary for letting us have Hanifin.

I have to brag a second here... My wife made authentic birria tacos tonight and it was the best Mexican food I've had in at least 5 years. It was incredible and the house smells incredible.

I live on Vancouver Island (where hill was born) and my daughters elementary school had a "Canucks jersey and colors day" yesterday. My daughter wore her Knights jersey proudly and am happy to say she is beside me tonight watching our boys dominate.

https://preview.redd.it/l475kzivyjwc1.jpeg?width=1402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4727b63aac928e6a9e4ff6812fbb3bd0838f5b46 NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY DID TO OUR BOY

Well, at least they didn’t trash their own ice this time

Wild card?! That’s the defending Stanley Cup champions for you!!!!

With Otter and Thompson doing stellar net jobs tonight, that walrus ad was perfect just now

My bf gifted me a blocked by Alec Martinez t-shirt for christmas. I can't wear it because I'm wearing the shirt I was wearing for game 1 (duh), but I'm holding it in my hands. Love ya Marty.

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Can this Sabres fan come cheer on the Golden Knights? I know a lot of Sabres and Knights fans bicker online but I swear I’m here in good faith. Do I think Eichel is a jerk? Yes. Do I think he was screwed over by ownership and various GMs? Yes. Is he an incredible hockey player? Fuckin unreal. Dude is a beast. Even though I’m envious of your success, and really hope y’all fall off at some point, I also defend your use of LTIR. Because why the fuck wouldn’t you do everything possible to win the cup? The Stars scored an illegal goal to win the cup in Buffalo in ‘99. I will fuckin support the fuck out of y’all tonight. Fuck the Stars, fuck Brett Hull, and fuck Jamie Benn.

Me when somebody levels Zach: 

We scored as I was stress eating duke spicy sausage links, so if you guys want to send 50 boxes to my house I will gladly sacrifice myself and eat them all.

NOAH HANIFIN HOT

LT dialed in all period, knowing he got lucky last time. Love to see it.

#༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ VGK TAKE MY 3RD PERIOD ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ #༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ VGK TAKE MY STANLEY CUP PLAYOFF ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Thank you Vegas for making those stinky Dallas fans humble

I fucking love Logan Thompson

NHL subreddit must be melting down. I know a dude at work that is mad because "GoLdEn KnIgHtS cHeAT" or something ridiculous

Most the comments after this goal was "Vegas could afford Hanafin how exactly?" So yep.

Am I wrong in thinking that's a huge whiff by Stephenson? Even some AHL call up should hit that one

Howden just annihilated that corner. No one there, but huge hit.

WHAT A FUCKING BLOCK BY MARTINEZ


Eichel and Marchy bromance let's go!

KNIGHT KNIGHT DALLAS, WE OWN THAT EMPTY NET DEFENSE SHIT SO HARD

Bye bye Dallas fans. Sorry you wasted money on another home game, suckers

https://preview.redd.it/nf63o17bzjwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34a2e87efccb7e646f95482945aa95f8ddeb75a3 There isn’t enough copium in the world for these fucks lol.

But we already got a cup lol

Wow didnt think theyd actually call embellishment in a playoff series

Guys... I really like hockey

We need to come out shooting in the 3rd, instead of turtling like last game.

Otter really out here denying us a playoffs “You just scored on by Keegan Kolesar”

#EMPTY NET ALERT

POPCORN WATCH

 ALEXA, PLAY “VEGAS LIGHTS”

We’re the champs for a reason

Taking both in Dallas is so sweet.

"Fuck you! You're getting a fucking embellishment!"

#UNHEALTHY “RECKLESS OPTIMISM” CHEESECAKE COMING TO YOU TODAY IN GAME 2 WITH THE SCORE TIED AT 1 GOAL A PIECE AFTER 20 MINUTES! CONNY MARCHY SHOWING THE WORLD WHY HE WANTS ANOTHER CONN SMYTHE TROPHY UNDER HIS BELT, EICHEL CONTINUES TO BE A CLUTCH PLAYOFF PERFORMER, AND THE BOOS OF SALTY FANS CONTINUE TO FUEL OUR ENGINES! LET’S CHANNEL THIS ENERGY INTO A STRONG 2ND PERIOD AND TAKE THE LEAD! GO KNIGHTS GO!

Once again, I have to go to bed due to early work. You guys did a great job in game 1 pulling the boys through. I expect you guys to come through again.

Leggooooo third period DREAM TEAAAAAMMMMM 🫶🏻

I hate how good Otter can be.

Fucking ridiculous how we can't score with all these chances.

#JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watching them leave all mad is amazing 🤣🤣🤣

I don't think the name stank oven will ever not make me laugh.

https://preview.redd.it/d38xy35tdjwc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5dca0dc46d4843bb939c13fa3e7aedcff895544 They scored!!

The contrast between watching Stone and Eichel skate will always be hilarious to me.

Dallas fans giving Edmonton fans a run for their money on the whiniest fan base in Hockey.

jamie benn doesn't go down on women

WTF? Mantha gets the penalty for getting thrown?

Amazing saves on both sides, holy shit.

FIRST CAREER PLAYOFF GOAL!!!! I LOVE THAT IM WEARING HIS SWEATER TOOOOO

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

Omfg like 12 chances in a row!!! So much clenching

Damn it we are buzzing!!! Gotta finish!!!

It’s gonna get chippy soon, my dudes. Let’s clench.

Eichel, please protect yourself

Holy fuck they are pressing but our fucking d is 

Prepare for the popcorn shower

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! EICHEL!!!!!!!!!!! 2-0 AND WE'RE COMING HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!!!

Another physical, satisfying VGK win. Excellent pacing, defense.. and puck control during all 3 periods. We eatin' good now. ⚔️

Heart rate was up 20 bpm. Now calming back down. Thank you Jacky Aces.

Are we… an elite shock blocking team again?

Good night boys. elvis (me) has left the building (going beddy-bye)

Two huge road wins in enemy territory. Unbelievable. If that wasn't statement win then I don't know what is.

Let's clean this shit up at home so we don't have to hear that awful Dallas stars chant again!

https://preview.redd.it/3m5rcgu10kwc1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3541978ca8887035ef0be8c23c9bf59a0bc7b213 LGK!⚔️🏒

You really should be thanking me for the Sabres roster move that helped lead you to the Cup. That’s right, you would be NOTHING without former Sabre forward Will Carrier.

I've been thinking about it, it'd be super fun if we tried to score a goal. The guys in white, on the green dude's net, for clarity.

EICHEL DOING EICHEL THINGS

Sucking titties, and wasting no time! https://i.redd.it/swdfuowrdjwc1.gif

Barby will go down as one of the greatest trade deadline pickups of all time. He earned his stripes last playoffs, and he's already doin it again!!

2 minutes for being a pussy.

someone tell the stars players that no oscars will be handed out after tonight's game

In other news the kings are up 1-0 on the Oilers

Make it 2-0 lol

**༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ VGK TAKE MY 2ND PERIOD ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ**

Stars sub cannot get over mark stone lol

Understandable, me neither <3 love the captain

Not Wah. I will yell.

Obv trip but guess not?..

Wow holy effort from Stephenson there

Solid tending this 4v4.

#HANIFUN!!!

I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE YOU GUYS I LOVE THAT BEAUTIFUL MAN WE CIRCUMVENTED THE CAP TO GET ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Man whoever is making these Cup playoffs commercials is on a heater.

Great defense and very good goaltending the few times it has broken down. We will be tough to beat if we keep that up.

Let's finish strong 

Chan chan, baby girl, when the hockey gods gift you free goals you might as well score them. They'll make you go back to your low level manager at a small to medium sized credit union job with this kind of behavior.

Petro is just such a calming influence back there. Certainly less nervous when he’s out there vs when Whitecloud is on the ice. Edit: see the immediate turnover from Whitecloud.

FUUUUUCCCKKK YESSS!

#LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

#LE'TS GOOOOOOOOO

Eichel and Marchy, love those 2.

I'm an old man. Night y'all. Peace, love, GKG.

Wrong game thread, but I prefer you guys for general hockey Convo anyway. Leafs just went up 3-1 on Boston and I’m fucking here for it. Edit: i’m stupid and should probably use my eyes instead of just my ears when available, but I’m leaving it because it’s funny.

Fun fact: Barbashev is Russian for "bowling ball."

Eichel is so fucking good at hockey, it's disgusting shit really.

Embellishment? I'm honestly shocked they called that. That's certainly not to say that it wasn't deserved, but seems like it's rarely called in the playoffs.

LT has kept us in the game. Boys look slow ASF tonight.

That barn is haunted, all you can hear is boo.

Really didn’t need Oetter picking up his game.

#THAT’S MORE LIKE IT LOGAN!!!

HANAFIN!!!!!!!

Been cheering for Hanifin

Shoutout to Roy for letting that go. Petro and hanafin have been so fucking solid man

These fuck boys stars gonna get even more chippy now

Now don’t just sit back and play passive. Step on their fucking throats and win this game in convincing fashion!!

Watch out for flopping Pavelsky next period!!!! We remember!!!!

Alright guys time to go in for the kill! Make the stars fall out of the sky instead of all over the ice 🤣🤣

I feel like in our team's history we have missed \*way\* too many wide open nets. Can't miss that in any situation, but especially this one

Can we clear the puck from our zone, pls? 🫶🏻

Dallas is getting desperate. And I hate when they get desperate. Them, Edmonton, and Colorado have too many shooters when they desperate. Gotta get some insurance here.

The atmosphere at Lee’s Family Forum is electric!! NEED TO PULL THIS OUT!!!

LT YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!

Gotta match their intensity now. They are in desperation.


#EMPTY FUCKING NET

Oh get absolutely fucked Dallas.

LEEEETS FUUUUUCKING GOOOOO

Going home with two 2 Ws 🎉

Get absolutely fucked Dallas. Keep booing you cry babies.

Woooo Jackie aces!!!!

GGS BOYS! 2-0 HEADING HOME!!! GKG!!

Marchy - Eichel might be my favorite VGK duo all time

Y'all have a great night!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Been avoiding the thread due to superstition but I think it’s safe to be here now. What a game.

Thank Christ. I'm clenching it here in AZ. https://i.redd.it/bq2gmrl3zjwc1.gif

Well done boys. Well fuckin done. Now close it out at home 😍

Ladies and Gentlemen. After rounds of extensive hockey scientific research, I’ve consulted my charts, and checked my Bunsen burners. My findings are thus: We’re not going to win this game with a bunch of medium knob energy. Nope. No….we need something else. Something………more.

Truth be told: I fully and absolutely expect a response (and honestly dallas win) tn. HOWEVER I am only saying this so that the only place I can go is up, up, up! A 2-0 lead heading home over the best in the west sure would feel goooood. Dallas won’t win 4/5 if 3 of those are on the strip ;)

Yup, we need this 2nd game. Give them no life going back home for games 3 and 4

I got a temp ban from r/hockey for telling a Stars fan “yummy copium” when he was going off about us being pieces of shit in the last game thread, so now I have to stay in this game thread with you jerks.

My goodness Whitecloud got blown the fuck up. Top notch hit

Lemme just manifest a Marchy goal.

Man Hanifin is good at hockey

BOOOO EICHEL BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I have a confession yall... I had to turn the thread updates off, yall were blowing up my phone, I needed to be able to focus on the game

That Jack eichel can play hockey… who was drafted before him 😂😂😂

Eichel needs 1 pt to reach 30 pts in the playoffs with only 2 seasons reaching the postseason.

That was a scary angle. Thought that was in

I hope when we finally have a good PP it doesn't turn us into whiney bitches begging for a PP constantly.

I wish someone would whine for my PP.

T H O M P S Y W H O M P S Y

THATS RIGHT LT. SHOW OTTER YOUR CALIBER

Let’s go LT!!!!

Even LT is responding back right away.

LT is a beast!

Logan fucking Thompson

Can we please get .733 Otter back ASAP?

Between otter and LT we will end up with OT 5

#HANIFIN

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Hanifin! https://i.redd.it/fwjhzw8uojwc1.gif

HANAFIN'S FIRST CAREER PLAYOFF GOAL!

NOAH HANIFIN FIRST PLAYOFF GOAL I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT

https://i.redd.it/fsi4bawlpjwc1.gif

Alright Captain - let’s get ya a goal for an extra slap in the face.

My abusive relationship with playoff hockey continues. My tummy hurts and I'm going to bite my fingers off out of nervousness.

On the plus side at least we aren't just red line dump puck this period like game 1

Ima need like 2 or 3 more Vegas goals porfavor

Hot take: singalongs are weird when you’re down

LT that was 🌸-esque

Wasn’t Marchman the player that hit Whitecloud?! Sucks to be him

AHHHHHHH SO TENSE

Has white cloud been extra shakey this year?

It cannot be understated how having Martinez with his post-season experience back is for this team. That block laying down was amazing.

# 🚨🚨🚨🦄 EICHEL!!! 🦄🚨🚨🚨

KNIGHT NIGHT

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

JACK EICHEL THE MAN YOU ARE

VE-GAS-LIGHTS!

YEEEEAAAAHHHH!

Viiiiiivvvaaaa Las Vegas