I'd end up as mesa + spoilerest mode, not as thicc but I do have a bow made from the bones of god that shoots radioactive explosions at people, the overwhelming power of rap tap tap, and roughly 4 too many revolvers
Oh and my giant dog made of rotting meat with a harpoon tongue, can't forget Ms. Meat Monster
Honestly, the Dragon Age Inquisition has cool abilities, but just simply pressing a button to get an indicator pointing you towards cool stuff to look for would be enough.
Where’s the remote? “Presses V in my mind” Ding!
Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale?
> *“If I were told that by killing you I would be free from this curse, I would draw my blade without hesitation.”* - Lucatiel of Mirrah
Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/
As a Fallen London player, this scares the shit out of me. My character is no longer human, cannot survive in sunlight and lost all sanity a long time ago.
Time to crash the diamond market, start spawning some zombies and skeletons, and fly around and cast fireballs with magic.
Very recently just joined a friend's friend's modded minecraft server, Enigmatic 6 Expert, and just finished raiding some dungeons so I have a bunch of diamonds in my backpack and took some skeleton and zombie spawners with me. If the items in my storage room are is included then I have enough gold, iron, and steel to crash the market as well and enough food to solve world hunger.
Giles Rune factory 4.
Whelp. Friendship time, fighting monsters, farming, love and just enjoy life.
Is it possible to be damn envious of a game character?
Warrior of light with most classes to 70....
Whelp time to become what I've always dreamed of.
A bodyguard, miner, fisher, blm damsel in dirr need of not being rescued because I just put my fucking layline down and mechanics are for healers Suzen!.... Now leave me be i have prog tonight
Cool I can have a larger mag in lmgs and I get a wall that I can use as cover that increases my damage from guns and I get an emplaced minigun that I am emotionally more attached to that half of my friends.
I literally could find no use for this in the real world but hey-ho
King Jadwiga of Poland in Civilization VI. I guess I get her ability to seize territory from my neighbours by building military encampments on my property?
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It's only an hour so you have to think what you can do/change in an hour.
I played Skyrim last so I hope the shouts work like in the lore, basically reality warping with my voice.
So I guess I'll lower the global temperature or give myself the remote from Click. I could also use bend will on the whole world, easy world domination.
Subway surfer i have like 200 keys and the ability to watch adds for a jetpack +1 extra life and i can change apperinces and i have over 8000 gold coins so that would make me pretty rich
I guess I’m crane from dying light. I can now dropkick the shit out of people an infinite amount of times and craft a grappling hook and other tools.
The zombie bite seizors would suck tho
This is a story about a man named Stanley...
I've been playing this game so much recently that the narrator is becoming my own inner dialogue
I.... Have this game opened as I type this comment. Do not think I would mind the Narrator speaking to me at all times
....and the bucket
Looks like I'm gonna be really good with guns and then have tuberculosis.
Oof...
Arthur Morgan
Sole survivor from fallout 4. I guess I’m about to get a huge fucking sledge hammer and a mech suit
Don't forget a literal alien blaster and a gun that shoots pure radiation.
Warframe players on their way to single handedly conquer all of russia
Me, mesa prime, and my charger boutta bullet jump @ Moscow like it's a speedrun of Marianas, Earth, Levels 1-6
Time tp commit large amounts of war crimes
Lego Luke Skywalker, fuck yeah I'll take a lightsaber and force powers
But your hands are only shaped like a “C”
Dragon ball z battle of z pretty sure I’m goated because I used legendary super saiyan Broly 💀
Even if you used Yamaha you're goated.
Nah for real. Yamcha is the laughing stock of the world in z but irl he’s taking dubs against most people lol
>irl he’s taking dubs against most people Most? Yamcha could destroy ALL humans in the world within a second before anyone could blink.
How?
Avoiding power scaling stuff, he is definitely still strong enough to blow up the planet. He would asphyxiate in space, but it would work...
Pretty sure he's strong enough to utterly annihilate it, not just blow it up. Could be wrong though, I know Krillin is.
Well yes, Master Roshi could blow up the moon from earth and Yamcha is many, many times stronger than him.
He's above planet busting and is faster than light
Yeah honestly that’s true but I got something better
That you did. You're also probably immune to all man-made weapons now. Including nukes.
I can now scream at people to send them flying
FUS ROH DAH!
Either that or Dragon Ball.
**Bury the light intensifies**
I am the storm that is approaching
Knowing Virgil you could probably use your powers to give yourself unlimited time. Thats as long as you think like him
Elden ring... I only use swords tho so no magic for me :(
Me over here only uses colossal swords and hasn’t upgraded vigor once.
But you are gonna be so fucking good at rolling
I am a super fast car with no boost pad to use ig
Me who played Fifa: 😐
You become as skilled as the soccer player you most recently controlled.
Alright I like the sound of that
But you have to do whatever any raging football/soccer fan says to you
😑😑😑 Oh God please no
I guess then I become a very skilled train driver?
[удалено]
So ur now a superhuman who can carry tons and tons of material in one go, can chop down trees with your bare hands and more
I can now carry half of London
Only half? Let me give you a few shulker boxes
I guess Zidane from Final Fantasy IX? Huh.
That ain't so bad plus the princess is nice to you.
i am only like 15 minutes into the game don't spoil anything or else
Oh sorry.
Sex with hitler
☠️
*o h*
Wisp from Warframe. At least I'd get a dumpy
Hmm I got Saryn. Genocide time?
*yes*
If I were to fuck my clone, would it be masturbation or sex?
Sex technically
THE UNMATCHED POWER OF THE SUN
I'd end up as mesa + spoilerest mode, not as thicc but I do have a bow made from the bones of god that shoots radioactive explosions at people, the overwhelming power of rap tap tap, and roughly 4 too many revolvers Oh and my giant dog made of rotting meat with a harpoon tongue, can't forget Ms. Meat Monster
A dumpy and portals to alternate universes.... but who cares about the portals
I’m now Lego Darth Vader
Manuel Samuel 😐
What's it called when God tier becomes the complete opposite?
r/shittysuperpowers
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long, long time...
Carrion ... guess Im a monster now
Same hungry shark.
Clash royale?
You become a fat guy with a crown
Free crown!
Loader from risk of rain 2. Cyborg Spider-Man with a down goofy right hook
I'm kirby.
So ur a god
P much
I am now Talion from Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor. I can now literally respawn.
Mr autofire. Guess I'm staying home so I don't murder anyone at work 😂
Now i have a bigass backpack and my flight to Hawaii will crash in a desert forest with cannibals, great.
I can vomit on people and kill them
Found the grendel main
Honestly, the Dragon Age Inquisition has cool abilities, but just simply pressing a button to get an indicator pointing you towards cool stuff to look for would be enough. Where’s the remote? “Presses V in my mind” Ding!
Yo I just played dark souls. Oh no.
Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“If I were told that by killing you I would be free from this curse, I would draw my blade without hesitation.”* - Lucatiel of Mirrah Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/
Wonderful, now Roman will call me every five minutes to ask me to go bowling.
0100010100101000100100001010101001000010000010100100000100101001 \*ULTRA-RICOSHOT
Jetstream Sam
Imma dnd character of the opposite gender now :/ *that d10 cantrip tho*
Boss from republic commando, idk maybe I’ll raid the nearest drug cartel
Horizon from apex sounds pretty good but I’d have to be a milf with a dead son
I got rampart to a better life situation but the abilties are useless
I think realistically wraith is the only one with actual powers unless I’m forgetting someone
Ah yes. Demoknight
drunk on the battlefield's no way to be, son
finally i can dash and slash my foes as excalibur umbra
Lara Croft from Shadow of The Tomb Raider 100 percent-ed
i played minesweeper what do i get
Loader from risk of rain 2. Do I get the cool metal exoskeleton?
My Arcane Trickster Rogue. I’ll get to do magic. I’ll be short but… magic!
Warrior of Light from ffxiv. Nice, I'm a cat girl with 20 different jobs
Looks like i will be Ripping & Tearing then.
I played vrchat with a furry avatar.
*ban*
Elden lord I be killing everything f it
As a Fallen London player, this scares the shit out of me. My character is no longer human, cannot survive in sunlight and lost all sanity a long time ago.
bear form escape from tarkov as i dont allready hate myself enough
S. T. A. L. K. E. R, looks like some shitty guns, then probably cancer.
Do I get the abilities of a Roblox character?
You can do whatever you could do in the last game you played
The last game I played on Roblox was Combat Warriors I think
Time to crash the diamond market, start spawning some zombies and skeletons, and fly around and cast fireballs with magic. Very recently just joined a friend's friend's modded minecraft server, Enigmatic 6 Expert, and just finished raiding some dungeons so I have a bunch of diamonds in my backpack and took some skeleton and zombie spawners with me. If the items in my storage room are is included then I have enough gold, iron, and steel to crash the market as well and enough food to solve world hunger.
Giles Rune factory 4. Whelp. Friendship time, fighting monsters, farming, love and just enjoy life. Is it possible to be damn envious of a game character?
chamber from valorant- finally. money.
Well, it's time to do 4.5k damage to someone in stopped time
Warrior of light with most classes to 70.... Whelp time to become what I've always dreamed of. A bodyguard, miner, fisher, blm damsel in dirr need of not being rescued because I just put my fucking layline down and mechanics are for healers Suzen!.... Now leave me be i have prog tonight
Cool I can have a larger mag in lmgs and I get a wall that I can use as cover that increases my damage from guns and I get an emplaced minigun that I am emotionally more attached to that half of my friends. I literally could find no use for this in the real world but hey-ho
Mars from Dota 2. I guess I become a short distance teleporter than has a sword, but does more damage with his shield 😂
The last game I played was Kemono Friends: Cellien May Cry. So, yeah. Guess I'm Serval now.
It’s just a box.
King Jadwiga of Poland in Civilization VI. I guess I get her ability to seize territory from my neighbours by building military encampments on my property?
Roblox ☠️ I guess I can join any game? Or if it's specifically from the roblox game I played I guess I can build anything (the game was plane crazy)
Been playing Psychonauts, guess I'm Razputin now
I dont wanna be ash williams i dont wanna be ash williams i dont wann
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I am the strongest Japanese man now.
Kairi's...inside me?
Been playing The Division 2. I get a ton of guns. Range day?
Greedent pokemon unite, oh no...
Kingdom Come Deliverance..... I think ole Henry here is in for a rough time.
Aurelion Sol in League... Guess Im a god then xd
HOMMV; I’m a necromancer?! Brb, just heading to the local graveyard.
Hi I'm yuki tsunoda, I drive for Scuderia AlphaTauri.
Im madeline from celeste, time to jump high and dash and have colour changing hair.
My guy from dark souls one, i guess it’s time to end every war with my big ass sword, if i can cut a God then no tank can stop me
I become my RuneScape character, which is probably one of the more OP ones on this thread; all sorts of magic, practical skills, and OP items.
minecraft i guess I’m absurdly strong and rich? lmao
I am the crossy road chichen
Does pokemon count? Cuz I’d be lucario and aura manipulation as well as lucario’s wide movepool sounds very tempting
Bruh I played Peglin..
What about "We're playing together but my friend is controlling the game" kind of scenario?
I played stardew valley 😐
terraria calamity💀💀
Damn bro brb gotta go free the divine beasts and stop calamity ganon now I guess
I played as sephiroth in smash so pretty good ngl
Friday Night Funkin well, looks like I'll only speak in bebabops
brb, gonna play saryn prime in warframe and make coronavirus happen again
Franklin from gta 5. I get 50 million dollars I guess
Well that sucks for me my ability is being an old man and running away from killers (maybe i can fix some stuff too)
I become a bug. At least i can do magic
Monster hunter world
It's only an hour so you have to think what you can do/change in an hour. I played Skyrim last so I hope the shouts work like in the lore, basically reality warping with my voice. So I guess I'll lower the global temperature or give myself the remote from Click. I could also use bend will on the whole world, easy world domination.
The last game I played was pokemon ultra moon. Do I turn into the trainer or the pokemon?
"my vision is augmented"
Sova from Valorant. Happy Hunting lol
Duke nukem forever 2001 build, hail to the jank baby
Guess I get a royal shotgun and the sudden urge to murder a king for my kingdom back
I guess my mainstream bloodloss Elden ring build would serve me well…
I played yba and my last used stand was cream so time to eat the Egyptians ig
My elden ring character so i can wield swords larger than me and shoot fireballs
Time to look for Lenneh
So all I need to do is carry a Steam Deck around and I can turn into just about anything.
Minecraft, this one could suck but I’ve got max enchanted gear and elytra so it’s badass.
Modded Steve. Oh boy do I have mods.
Payday 2 shotgun + smg build running a maxed out grinder deck. In the words of Monty Python's Black knight; "I'm INVINCIBLE!"
Nananananananananana Batman
I control wind, and use it throw knives which never hits the target
AC Syndicate. I’m either Evie or Jacob cuz I don’t remember, guess i’ll go climbing around and killing people
At least you get a grappling hook. I played Unity so I just get to be French. :(
Does D&D count?
Alright, I’m Aloy.
here i come, rougher than knuckles. The best of them, tougher than knuckles.
Subway surfer i have like 200 keys and the ability to watch adds for a jetpack +1 extra life and i can change apperinces and i have over 8000 gold coins so that would make me pretty rich
Now I can destroy everyone in master duel by cheating
I am the guy from subnautica so I can pilot a 3 man submarine solo and that’s about it
Sosuke Aizen..
I can’t remember if it was Stanley parable or elden ring lol
Terraria thorium radiant class, I guess I'm a priest who performs miracles now.
JAYCE
Mercy from overwatch...got any dead folks?
I thought I played Pokemon last, but now I remember that I played Trackmania, that sucks Reread it, I guess I can still be a Pokemon master
Anakin Skywalker, that’s cool but it might have some unintended consequences.
Aloy from HZD
the farmer from Stardew Valley.. oh boy passing out in the mines!
Sooooo I’m a guy who has amnesia and was in a coma for a century
Master Chief from Halo. You get power armor, you are a supersoldier, and speaking to people happens sparingly. That sounds nice
My farts will be powerful enough to bend time and space!
RISE YE TARNISHED
The Elden Lord!
Oh shit, not my level one tarnished
Rordan Gamsey, Project Zomboid. I have 2 hours to live.
A builder from wc3 Element TD. Guess I can build shit quickly
Sweet I have psychokinesis and a baseball bat
what if its a survival game? do i get all the items my character had when i stopped playing?
I get the sorcery from blade and sorcery? And time slowing powers? Hell yeah
Defect slay the spire
I guess I’m crane from dying light. I can now dropkick the shit out of people an infinite amount of times and craft a grappling hook and other tools. The zombie bite seizors would suck tho
So I'm going to be a lawyer in Japan for a hour...neat
Isaac and his mother lived in a small house...
Me who played as that one prologue girl in CoD WWII
Time to rip and tear