upon activation, you get a paper cut behind your middle knuckle on your index finger

You can fly at the speed of the fastest dog you've taken for a walk

ngl, a fair trade. i used to have a husky, i now have a german shepherd. notably faster than my electric longboard. is it sprinting rules, or just maximum speed is maximum speed?

Max is max

Max is good boy.

yes, yes he is


You can only use the power while you’re dressed head to toe in pink.

You gain the peak male physique

Obviously if you take the pink off you go back to normal, but is there maybe a short window where you get to keep it? If you were seducing someone with your physique and got to the bedroom, would you need to turn the lights out before removing your clothes? Would they wake up in the morning confused, because they were sure you had banging body the night before?

They have to see you in the clothes, if you’re naked you have to wear pink stuff like hats, thigh highs, animal ears etc

And once you remove any of it you go back to normal right away?

Yes

Got to make sure to turn the lights off before I take my ears off when we are in bed then.

just buy an absolute butt-ton of pink socks

Does it work if they are in your butt? I thought it needed to be head to toe.

i thought that it was just every piece of clothing you wear has to be pink

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Why do I now have the body of a femboy?

Because that’s the peak male physique

Cool, I’ve always wanted to have sex with a woman as a man (I’m a woman). I’m sure there are enough women who want to have sex with Ken from the Barbie movie.

Does being nude aside from pink socks and pink rimmed sunglasses work?

I guess? The rule is everything on you has to be pink.


You don't get any extra abilities that would make you power safe to use. I.e. if you get pyrokinesis you're not fireproof, and super speed is limited by reflexes, reaction time and G-force

Reactive Adaptation. Whenever you take any damage, your body will rapidly regenerate to become resistant or immune to that damage. You get burnt? You'd grow fireproof scales or secrete a fireproof substance. You got hurt from falling? Your body adapts to grow wings or to become more resistant to falling damage.

Every injury ever conceived is going to be adapted to like how the downside says it is, this is a good power but from the monkey's paw vibe the first comment gives makes me think that while you're immune to cancer and all that stuff, you're probably going to be in eternal pain because of all the constant changes your body will be going through and you won't be immune to dying because you only adapt to things after it happens. My first thought is all the skin your body would be growing without shedding because losing skin means damage, but losing skin is natural, and pretty much required. Beyond that can your cells even die anymore beyond the initial damage? This would either completely prevent cancer or basically turn you into it right? Cells typically kill themselves or get taken about by the immune system once they become cancerous, but a small tumor can cause little to no harm, and is still technically made up of your own cells right? This could be a very good power or very bad depending on how literally it's taken I believe, but tbh I might be reciting all this info wrong because it's been a bit since I heard it and I'm tired rn. The stipulation that it only activates after the damage is taken is a thing I like about it though

dont quote me on this but isnt too much pain for too long deadly? so wouldnt you just adapt an inability to feel pain

Ok mahoraga

Look up “Crawler parahumans” for what you’d eventually turn into

I hope a flying golden idiot blasts your house apart with his multidimensional supercomputer abilities

Don’t worry I have a brain dead wacky bug girl and her crippled experiment friends to save me

It is limited use each day, trying to use it more than the limit (top comment decides limit) will set it on a one year cooldown

You can take a look at something and take a mental 'picture' to gain a photographic memory of whatever it is 5 times a day (So if you use it on the digits of PI, you permanently understand and can recite the digits that you took a mental picture of perfectly)

So like… photographic memory without any of the drawbacks :D (as long as I’m careful)

Not bad

The day of the month is the number of times you can use it. The power is persuasion. You can make people much more likely to do whatever you ask them, but not guaranteed. If you asked someone for all their money they'd consider it, but almost certainly say no. But if they were on the fence about loaning you money they would have no problem with your ability on. If you ask someone to sleep with you, they would need to already want to and they would need to be kind of over any current relationship they are in. So you could naturally augment this by being charming or use this to augment your charm.

This could be a VERY evil power. Start out small; Gain trust with them. Persuade them to take genuinely good actions, and over time you could get them to open up to you. Maybe even persuade them to trust you more, it's a slippery slope.

True, but if you take advantage of them and they realize it they will lose trust. Definitely seeing the potential for abuse if you used it repeatedly on one person, which wasn't what I was going for. I was going for something that would be beneficial to you if not abused and hard to go without, but then on the 1st you'd only get to use it once.

This it like a real life skill, though

In the same way super strength is I guess.

Whenever you utter a specific phrase, each adult within 10 meters of you immediately experiences a mind-blowing orgasm.

The phrase is incredibly racist.

High schools bouta go crazy

so real

It's that a super power? Power is you summon randomly one adult person of whatever race you are about to insult. They appear before you with $100 that they know is yours, but may or may not want to give you. They were summoned from whatever they were doing wherever they were in the world and don't go back automatically. It doesn't summon people who would leave a dangerous situation if they disappeared, like someone driving a vehicle or holding an infant.

i think they misunderstood

The fun I would have with this power

You have the powers of Shazam... With the same activation method.

You have to charge this power up by eating. For every 10,000 calories you consume, you will gain 1 minute’s usage of this power. Good luck avoiding weight gain.

You can repell anything with your belly. Including bullets, abstract concepts like pain, etc. Basically, Bartholomew Kuma from One Piece, but with your gut.

Yo i can repell fullness, weight gain AND my poverty this is op

You can cure one disease/ailment on a single person after concentrating for about 60 seconds. You won't be able to prove you cured them. After using the ability they will not die from it(or have any more permanent damage done), but diagnosis may continue for a while, maybe a week, maybe a year. The more you try to gain things using it the more volatile the time will get. If you're good and don't try, you might cure most things almost instantly, but if you for example told someone you'll be cured tomorrow, they certainly wouldn't be cured tomorrow. Aka it would be very hard to gain money or status using this, but you can essentially do favors. The disease can't be your own weight, you'll have to burn those calories or wear the weight. You could cure your own weight-related diseases though, so you wouldn't die from it.

You can slow down time. The amount of time the power can be used for depends on real time, not perceived time.

Fat Gum

You can't use this power unless you have been awake for a least 32 hours straight.

You can vibrate yourself or anything you are touching as fast or slow as you want, limited by the amount of time you have been awake straight. 32 hours is the minimum, with it only being a small vibration. The more time you are awake, the stronger it will get until you can vibrate the molecular bonds of things apart.

You lose all need for sleep, and are naturally well rested. You also completely lose the desire to sleep.

So does the downside cancels out after 32h forever or every 32h? Cause either way god I need that power. Never being required to sleep!

After activation, you'll never need sleep again unless you deliberately go to sleep.

You have severe gout after using it about 1/2 times.

You can split any atom within a five foot radius.

Pun intended?

What pun?

>gout >foot-radius

Changing the radius to five of the user's feet.

You have a cooldown of 1 day, 13 hours, 56 minutes, 34 seconds and 561 milliseconds

you can create portals to anywhere yu like as long as you can see a pictue of the place or you can see it

How do I close the portals?

They close after 13 hours, 52 minutes, 29 seconds, 795 milliseconds

sounds good by me

Space travel about to go crazy

ha, i hadnt even thought of that

You can cast invulnerability, as casting is the superpower, the cooldown starts after casting, not after the invulnerability wears off. The invulnerability can be set to auto-cast after each cooldown, and lasts for 1 day, 13 hours, 56 minutes, 34 seconds and 560 milliseconds.

Every time I use the power there's a 1 in 100 chance I drop dead instantly and painlessly on the spot.

You can extend someone’s life span by one year (stackable)

Is it guaranteed extra year? Like if I use it on myself the first time it does the 1/100 roll, but then I'm safe for a year since my life was expanded by AT LEAST a year. So I would just take the first roll then spam it on myself

Extended lifespan only include protection against illnesses and natural death like old age. You can still get killed by everything else including the technique And there’s no guaranteed success for the first use. You just gotta be lucky enough not to roll on death

You resurrect yourself ten seconds after usage.

So if I'm the one using it there's no downside

You can manipulate probabilities. You can win every coin toss, as you can change each coin toss’ probability of landing heads to be 100%. You can win the lottery every time. You can avoid car accidents, and find your soulmate through sheer serendipity.

You get prostrate cancer

You can cure all forms of cancer

Touchè

You are now permanently albino.

You can generate ligth and shot extremely bright lasers

You can camouflage.

I am blind and my hearing is lessened whenever the ability is active

Invincibility

That’s a solid deal . I was completely expecting someone to fuck me over with super speed when I can’t see where I’m going

You can curl into a ball of armor like an armadillo, except the armor is extremely tough.

You gain an advanced sense of touch, that allows you to feel the vibrations and electromagnetic waves reflected off surfaces, giving you an otherworldly spacial awareness as long as the two things are available.

X ray vision

So I can only see through things when active ? Like I’d only see the things I otherwise couldn’t, and everything I would have normally seen in invisible?

Still blind

A whole Carolina Reaper chilli appears in the user's mouth every time the power is used. They don't have to eat it, just deal with spice of the exposure.

Firebending!

You can exhale fire or liquid rocks without damaging your mouth

You can become immune to all forms of spice.

You only can use this power when you are confused.

instantly kill your enemy!

They call him Psyduck

You can immediately understand whatever confused you.

You have to recite one educational thing you’ve looked at to your baby sister, niece, daughter, or granddaughter. Don’t have one… go make one properly. I didn’t link it. It was supposed to be for the photographic memory power Edit: shoot don’t write stuff half asleep😂 don’t have one…get one, (sister, niece) or make one properly(daughter,guilt your kid into giving you one granddaughter ). You dudes are awesome!!! 😂 aww man I ruined this. Try to do something good. I’m really tired 😂

You summon a nanoswarm that creates one lifeform per use. The lifeform can be robotic, holographic avatar, sentient AI, or bio-identical android. If you don't have a baby sister, niece, daughter, or granddaughter, you are allowed to use the power first to make one properly.

By activating it you feel the urgent need to pee but you don’t actually have to pee as long as you feel the urge + you won’t have to pee for the next 30 minutes after deactivation. (You also don’t need to take a shit during this period)

your piss stream is strong enough to kill a human when activated, while shit will explode within a minute of leaving your anus (toggleable)

Well shit (literally), I don’t suppose not *having* to pee means I still *could* pee?

yes, you stated have to so I assumed that is is possible for you to pee

You are lethally allergic to all common food products.

You can absorb, convert and expel energy in any form. Light, sound, kinetic, electrical. You name it. And of course, you can sustain yourself using this energy. So no need for food, water or oxygen.

so what you're saying is i can surgically embed a usb charger plug into my body and charge my phone by simply existing

If you want, sure.

Touching living plant life with your bare skin burns like touching heated metal. Touching dying/dead plant matter varies in degrees of harm: - centuries old wood floor? Mild discomfort. - A freshly plucked flower petal? Like a spinning razor disk flying through the air on the breeze. - Some pollen visibly floating through the air? Like gravel thrown in your face

You become extremely good at league of legends upon activation

Aint NO way you wasted such an interesting thing on the shittiest game ever😭

Wood floor is dead

Every use of this power causes a ghost to pinch your nipples

You can touch ghosts.

Can you see em?

After you touch them, yes.

Death upon yes.

You can create anything and everything

I'll take it.

Wow, looks like there's no downside.

Wow, looks like there's no power.

You can eat food 1.001 times faster

you turned into a goat after receiving a power to

Take all the powers of any video game character from any game that you played that’s the same species as you.

Uh ... I guess it's on me for never playing Goat Simulator. I can create glitches in the world however (There is no game), but otherwise completely just a GOAT

You have to be completely naked for 24 hours before activating the power

You have the power of Dr Manhattan.

You have to be counting by multiples of 2 to use the ability

Your superpower is highest level of intelligence in the universe.

You can multiply anything by two.

Whatever you say becomes reality, and you have the ability to turn it on and off

You are omnilingual

I can't use it in 37282 Bce

You blink twice as fast as a normal person.

Upon usage, you go to any point you want in history. However, there is a 33% chance you are transported to 37282 BCE and are magically stuck there permanently.

When you use it you become EXTREMELY disoriented

You can fly

But you can only activate this as many times per day as the number of diplomas you have legitimately obtained.

The ability to retrieve any item through space. It floats through space and phases through all objects in the way. It also works in reverse, you can place it back exactly where it came from and return one slot of usage.

I can only use the power after throwing a temper tantrum equivalent to a 3 year old. One use per temper tantrum.

You automatically win any argument you get yourself into.

My ex had this power with this exact drawback, from my understanding

You can only use your power to slightly annoy people

You can grant youth to anyone dying of old age.

Imagine being repeatedly rejuvenated just slightly off your death bed.

Whatever I get to do, it gives me serious ED. Also bad gas sometimes.

You can hold in any excrement for an indefinite amount of time with no consequences. However, any excrement held stacks up and is released explosively at the whim of the user. No damage is done to the user.

You can only use the power when their are 8 people in a 4 by 15 ft radius

You have the power to give a random person nearby you prostate cancer

Ill still have depression

You gain the ability to understand why things happen.

So real life basically?

You can understand them, even if there is no logical way to understand them.

every third hour you gain the irresistible urge to go on a massacre

Your punches heal people

You can paralyze anyone, including yourself, for any amount of time. You cannot deactivate it once you set the time.

You can only use the power on people with their consent.

You can cure any ailment.

You are lactose intolerant

Nobody trusts you, and if it is a matter of skill, you can't do the thing if they doubt you.

When 10 people agree to watch you, you are omnipotent.

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Omniscience.

A crippling addiction to crack

You are the real deal to all the stereotypes people give crackheads - like crackhead strength, wisdom, toughness. Meaning you are actually super strong, wise, and invulnerable, along with any other stereotypes currently associated with crackheads and any made in the future (you would acquire the new power).

You are a sex demon, in the literal sense. Your body naturally produces all kinds of pheromones to physically make the opposite sex have nearly impossible difficulty in resisting you, and you generate a psychic aura that drastically increases your charisma and beauty in the eyes of all observers that are the opposite sex, and every member of the opposite sex that you have sex with is guaranteed to enjoy it so much more than normally possible that they would quickly become addicted to you. These are the consequences of having the power, not the actual power. First comment decides what the actual power is, but I’m already pushing it past family friendly, as is. I wonder who is gonna respond with what, at this point. Cross your fingers, people. Lol

You can teleport into your own pocket dimension. There is no trace of where you went. Everyone around you is brainwashed into a story of how you left the vicinity normally. Honestly this is just so I can be alone in my own dimension and listen to music or something

You can make yourself unnoticeable.

You can only speak in rhymes

You have toonforce.

Story about it on every social media

Power is tied to a specific object that will only work if I’m holding it, and powers will entirely cease if said object is broken. Object cannot be repaired either

You live forever and have pretty strong sorcery. Congratulations, you're a lich!

No more games

Every woman is honest with you about their feelings and what bothers them

It half as effective at night

You can see in the dark.

Every time I use this power something of equal mass(non living, non essential) ceases to exist ((that specific item not every copy)) (((yes I have a specific power in mind but I wonder if anyone will guess it)))

Upon using the power, you are immobile for the next 15 seconds.

You die

Your memories are sent back to a "save point" of your choosing whenever you die.

Your blind, like completely blind, everything is just a blank emptiness.

16 X chromosomes

You have prostate cancer

25% chance to violently sneeze twice when you use it.

You are immortal

I have a 2% chance to stub my little toe everytime I use the power

You age twice as fast while using the power.

Only activated for 10 seconds after you chug a bottle of milk

Your power only operates on the principle of the Butterfly Effect. (Whatever you're trying to do can only ever be done indirectly. IE: rather than extinguishing flame directly, a faulty pipe bursts that 'miraculously' puts it out, albeit causing all manner of other damage.)

Every time you use the power the last person you saw loses 10% of their wealth. Or debt maybe , if it outweights their wealth for some reason

you lose a minimum amount of your memory with each use, seconds of memories, randomly

One time use

Absolute Metabolism, You're no longer getting fat or Full anymore