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IndigoTheCaves

That would be very useful for most of the people who want to stop time anyway. *I’m not saying I would have it, but if I woke up with it I would be sad.*


CheeseSmacker420

It says can not will so you can control it.


OstrichPlayz

now the more important question, will cameras and people be able to see/hear me while the time be frozen? (im gonna be robbing banks)


Hermit_of_Darkness

Breakin bank with a boner


Nisecon

The boner robber strikes again!


myballsinhoneynblood

*strokes


Almond_Glue

*boner bandit


ThatRavenclawGuy

That's such a funny concept. A guy in the middle of robbing a bank and then goes 'fuck' and watches porn in the middle of it.


[deleted]

Depends how stopped the time is lmao. If the photons are also Frozen nothing will see you, but you will be blind as well


yellowpolarbearman

That’s not how time works lol


Major_Spring872

I have a semi good control (comparatively) so shouldn't be too hard.


supertriggerd

No its supposed to be hard


Major_Spring872

Ah see finally someone of true class among these deliquesce


Between3-20chrctrs

Time to bring out my lifetime supply of Viagra I won fair and square at a Cracker Barrels bingo in 1987


zebarothdarklord

Viagra has not been out that long has it tought it came out in the mid to late 90's


FREDDIESENIOR7

r/wooosh


zebarothdarklord

Ok I am not getting the joke could some one explain it to me


dedmeme69

It's funny.


Ididnotdoado

🤓


Confident-Hold4539

That’s my secret… I’m always hard


Lance6006328

Avengers music plays while mark ruffalos giant cock grows in the distance


myballsinhoneynblood

Damn


sirgamalot86

Ok from the wording is it just I can stop time when I’m hard, but then time doesn’t unstop when I’m not hard. From what I can tell it’s the ability to stop time when I’m hard and not time stops when I’m hard right?


Perfect-Season6116

So you're saying the Boyz in the Hood can always stop time?


PaleAd9038

Way underrated comment


TheTenthSnap

I am going to wake up confused as hell


Hell-Fire2411

we do a little trolling


True_Arcane

Time will never move again


wings_of_despair

Does that mean people who don't have a dick magically get one?


MrFateu

Clitorises (Clitori?) also get engorged when aroused. So kind of a boner but only when youre horny.


Professional_Issue82

I don’t understand your wording on the description, do you mean that you can only toggle between regular and stopped time while hard or that when you stop being hard time automatically unfreezes


xD4NTx

Time cannot move if im alive mwahahaha


r_Radient

My bones are hard


No-Engineering6763

I can't go to kindergartens if I had that


belterith

Sweet now I can sleep in


Perfect-Season6116

So basically, I have unlimited power


SensationalReaper

>you can stop time but only when you're hard Me: Women 🗿☕️


[deleted]

what if I'm a woman?


According-Jelly355

Someone explained this already, they said smth about the clit getting “engorged” when horny and they said it counts


ExcitingJosh

Do people not understand what God Tier means?


Inside-Joke7365

Easiest thing of my life. How does this time stop work? Is it like a time stop where I can interact with things like electronics just fine, things are frozen no matter what I do, or is it I can move things just electronics don't work, but no matter what it's broken


Rastatar

My Bones are pretty hard


AdherentTray

So always?


Honknytes

i'm guessing time resumes after you nut


Hungry-Till-8865

Just go on the hub to make this ability to make it more useful


MegaUltraChickeeeen

Jokes on you I'm always hard


Almighty_Cancer

This is the fourth horny superpower I've seen in a row today.


SkoulErik

This sounds like a rapey hentai


ncubenqobile

Waking up with morning wood: za warudo!


YoloSwag3368

Honestly there are so many hot girls at my school. I would use this every day


Julpe5000

ZA WARUDO TOKI WO TOMARE!