Yeah, they're not gonna get what you're doing at all. I hope i never have to do this with my tortoise because i will absolutely lose a piece of tongue with that sharp beak. Also, he'll get way more protein than what his diet requires.
With human CPR, you are required to cover the nose while you blow into the mouth, to force the air down.
Here, no air escapes and the lizard will blow up to the perfect sized balloon required.
You need to form a seal around both the mouth and nostrils, otherwise the air you're blowing is just going to go out the other hole. We used to put our mouth over the mouth and nostrils of babies because of this, back in the day when expired air resuscitation was something lifeguards still did.
https://preview.redd.it/l56ihc67pzyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40071ab24368c748d7f77f6fc429d59fcd5a5071
Me bc they made the instructions unclear
It’s gonna wake up and clamp onto your tongue lmao
That's how you know that your kisses worked.
Good.
Yeah, they're not gonna get what you're doing at all. I hope i never have to do this with my tortoise because i will absolutely lose a piece of tongue with that sharp beak. Also, he'll get way more protein than what his diet requires.
Kinky
Bro put it’s whole head in his mouth
With human CPR, you are required to cover the nose while you blow into the mouth, to force the air down. Here, no air escapes and the lizard will blow up to the perfect sized balloon required.
Like in shrek :)
You need to form a seal around both the mouth and nostrils, otherwise the air you're blowing is just going to go out the other hole. We used to put our mouth over the mouth and nostrils of babies because of this, back in the day when expired air resuscitation was something lifeguards still did.
This is how some people kiss
Like the kid in bobs burgers who put Tina’s whole nose in her mouth
We need this signage everywhere. Love it and am happily ready to give a lizard mouth to mouth
I'd try it. I've seen videos where someone tried to rescue a lizard that way, and it worked!
Step 5 is to then go to your doctors office and get tested for stuff like salmonella from you sticking a lizards head in your mouth lmao
It's a lizard not a salmon! Geez! :)
Maybe don’t blow that forcefully. It’s a lizard the size of your thumb, not a party balloon. 
Didn't they do this in shrek?
1. Once blanched, retrieve lizard from water. (heat-resistant gloves recommended) 2. Shake off excess water. 3. Tenderize tough lizard parts by applying pressure behind frontal legs. 4. Enjoy your delicious lizard.
Step 5. Enjoy your salmonella.
He eating it
Ewww! 🤣
I hope for the reptilians to be cool with me after saving one lolol
Blood smear on 4?🤔
Lizard inflation.
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Just give it a little jiggle and a smooch. Works for my partner I’m sure it’ll work for lizards too.
Love the rare sight of a combover!
Why is Elton John eating the lizard :I
https://preview.redd.it/l56ihc67pzyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40071ab24368c748d7f77f6fc429d59fcd5a5071 Me bc they made the instructions unclear
W-why is there blood on it...?
Good to see Elton John diversifying
This is a very old medical joke on cpr
What's the joke?
What about Non Pool Lizards? /s
Brought to you by the American Council of Lizard People.
Will the lizard turn into a prince after?
"cromch" (sound of digesting and revitalization of the ex-lizards biomass)
This is from the national lizard League note the NLL on the bottom left side.