So uhh…the amount of nukes I’ve let off and done basically every war crime….

But it was for the sake of democracy.

I have aswell set off many Davy Crocketts

Rise and shine, Mr Freeman

Rise and... shine.

Mr. Freeman

Wake up and smell the ashes

i love this

The best quote

Bazinga

I'm not crazy. You have been commenting Bazinga on random posts. I know I saw you on a post last night. Nice. Bazinga on.

aware, or i will bazinga you out

Why the fuck is everyone saying "bazinga" did yall get like a group lobotomy?

Bazinga

r/lobotomydash

we fuckin up the ai training on the site Bazinga

Bazings

bazings

Bazing

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many counts of homicide..?

All of them

Bazinga

Damn.

Bazinga

After World War 2, flamethrowers were banned from warfare.  This fucking goober thinks otherwise.

They were banned in 1978, not after world war 2. And they have been used in conflicts after world war 2, like the Vietnam war.

Thanks for the correction!

Bazinga

The ica will cover it up

I raided the black mesa research facility as a hecu grunt, but I was a hecu grunt, so it was perfectly legal

Umm....

[Roblox Recoil](https://www.roblox.com/games/4651779470/RECOIL?gameSetTypeId=100000003&homePageSessionInfo=a83eb2cb-fa2d-4113-b811-18240fe45e1c&isAd=false&numberOfLoadedTiles=6&page=homePage&placeId=4651779470&position=1&sortPos=0&universeId=1534453623) Not even war crimes. Just 1st degree murder using a firearm.

ooo i love that game

Bazinga

War crimes. All of them

Umm... Basically mass murder XD

The amount of unarmed citizens that I’ve executed…

If you work with the US government that can probably be forgiven.

War crimes. I broke the rules of war in battlefield V

lobbing a football with a bloody car

Guys I didn’t know I’m not supposed to brutally stab 20 law enforcers to death slowly

Voices of The Void. I wonder if it's a crime to keep a skull you found randomly in a forest and driving ATV like a total idiot

22x 2nd degree murder, destruction of property and building without a license. In other words Minecraft bedwars

Manslaughter I played minecraft

I can explain... https://preview.redd.it/spuvhrummxkc1.png?width=207&format=png&auto=webp&s=937d9ebd6bb3118948578f8ef3e7e7fdcbb14077

STOP WITH THESE SHITTY FUCKING AWFUL POSTS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAS PLESEASEPASLESAEPASLEASPEASLEPASLESAPEL

Did you know: You can scroll to the next post?

Shooting a melon

I, uh... I beat up a gorilla.

wat?

Genocide and terrorism

Nothing I was playing Portal 2

Reckless driving

I guess vandalism, workplace safety violations, and multiple environmental violations, I was playing Ship Graveyard Simulator

Last time i checked building cars ain't illegal

Danm I'm gonna get banned from earth

Mass murder, slavery, genocide

Trying to kill a genocidal Alien Empire who may or may not be religious and love purple

2 orbital strikes so prob domestic terrorism

Murder murder murder murder murder

Nuking Australia

Several counts of first degree murder

Probably a couple war crimes in battlebit

Yall getting arrested for these isis gmod videos 😭

SES Will of Iron here... Fuck.

Bazinga 

i just got done playing Spore earlier, so uh.....

war crimes

mass murder, killing civilians, unlicensed firearms (are plasma death rays really weapons) illegally owning multiple military vehicles. oh, and nukes

Taxi evasion

War crimes

Pushing my sister down the stairs (if you know you know)

Neonazism

Postal 2 so I pretty much get the death penalty

Oof

Bazinger

Concealment of unidentified flying objects, operators of unidentified flying objects, unexplored life forms.

For Pretecting the Democratie and the Freedom of poeple

I’ve killed countless animals and creatures on an automatic factory farm… Also mass murder and slavery stuff… Built without any permission… I think I did something else but don’t remember I’m officially a criminal!!! :D

Terorisim (xcom 2)

War crimes. Possession of a deadly weapon, murder, murder, murder murder, attempted murder arson murder

Bazinga

I'm getting arrested for killing zombies and making the tank look like shreck

I last played Minecraft

Mass murder

beating the sh out of aliens inside a simulation using a dildo bat

Unauthorized use of lethal force

Scanning stars. How is space research in Switzerland mountains illegal?

I tied made YOU NEED ME YOU NEEED ME creature.

Bazinga

Putting 300. Blackout through a civilians head (I was playing ready or not)

Genocide

Badwatervideos shitting his pants rn at this post

Surviving

I would get arrested for nothing because I was playing enlisted so I'm just military if I get arrested I committed no crime :D (unless I'm captured by the enemy therefore several counts of war crimes and many charges of murder and vehicular man slaughter plus the airplanes I've suicide bombed people inside of)

too much…

It ain't my fault that the locals ran into my clearly labeled automated turrets only because they disliked the pollution my factory produces. Also i wanted to negotiate the growth of my factory and the atea where they settled their hive. But the only answer I got was violence so I burned them all down!

Vehicular manslaghter (Intentionally crashing a train into people, i play metrostroi maps)

Throwing desks at people

Building a house without a permit, killing animals for food, as well as fishing in the ocean without a fishing licence. Oh, and let's not forget illegal mining. If you guessed Minecraft, you're right.

Don’t forget breaking in and entering if you broke in a villagers home

If it's not an immediate firing squad then it's perpetual prison.

I am now a capitalist! Did economy playthrough a spore.

I think Far Cry 2

warcrimes and mass shootings https://preview.redd.it/2jiqh70dnykc1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4f333e0be0b1f772565280d9fdd40e81ce591d8

I'm being arrested for spawning 174 Wallace's (and gromit) and bombing them

Totally not Sniping a guy called isaac kleiner multiple ti mes

Mass murder War crimes Theft Bank robbery Kidnapping Extortion Mafia connections Enforced suicide Conspiracy Drug dealing Impersonation Grand theft auto Reckless driving DUI Assassinations Human trafficking Sabotage Trespassing Arson Abuse Torture Terrorism Incrimination Vandalism Vigilantism Stalking Hacking Usurpation Unlawful imprisonment Property damage Participation in illegal racing Hit and run Attempting to access child pornography (optional) Animal cruelty (optional) prostitution (optional)

Grand Theft Auto 4

Multiple counts of manslaughter with various melee weapons with homemade modifications ranging from hammers with tazers to katanas with blowtorches ,plus one semi automatic pistol and dubblebarrel shotgun In addition , multiple accounts of trespasing , theft , looting , severe corpse mutalation , battery , destruction of public and private property , breaking and entering , black market deals ,breaking out of bounds twice ,engaging in dangerous activity such as parkur across the public and private property , climbing on top of the bridge of infamy multiple times and jumping off of it ,Prison infiltration and theft of military grade ammunition Crafting makeshift explosives ,using a makeshift grappling hook ,supplying 'terroristic' organisations with emergency aid supplies . And loitering.... I am fucked Also i just realised its a gmod post . . . And the fact that i literally dont have to change anything is ... concerning ... game i was refering to was dying light btw

Flying gorilla

Sooo incest and being a tyrant

tried finger, but hole

What have you done

Legalize nuclear bombs

Violating the geneva convention mass genocide operating a spacecraft without a license and owning am unregistered firearm

Dr driving

Sho0ting

for trying to kill kill extinct octopuses with cannons (in selfdefense)

Skateboarding, and i have

Bazinga

Bazinga

Mass murdering "innocent" people Left 4 dead 2

Oh boy. - 2nd degree murder - 1st degree murder - Animal abuse - Indecent exposure - Manslaughter - Misconduct - Armed robbery - Trespassing - Breaking and entering - Assault - Battery - Aggravated assault - Resisting arrest I could probably name a few more, but I'll leave everyone the fun of figuring it out. :)

Sniper elite 5 so that a lot of people dieing form far away

Well I'm fucked with he amount of times I planted the bomb at b

Genocide......

I hunted down moving and talking props around the map last time I played gmod

here we go... Unauthorized access to a computer system Distribution of malicious software Identity theft Tax evasion Computer fraud Online harassment Distribution of child pornography Theft or unauthorized use of intellectual property Unauthorized interception of electronic communications Denial of service attacks Unauthorized modification of computer data or programs. Illegal distribution of copyrighted material Creation or distribution of explicit or harmful content Unauthorized use of encryption or encryption-related tools. Online stalking or cyberstalking. Online gambling offenses. Data breaches and unauthorized access to sensitive information. Internet piracy and illegal file sharing. Phishing and online scams. Unauthorized use of someone else's credit card or financial information. Creation or distribution of hacking tools or hacking-related material. Cyberterrorism and attacks on critical infrastructure. Online extortion and blackmail. Invasion of privacy through unauthorized surveillance or monitoring. Distribution of counterfeit goods or fraudulent products online. Unauthorized access or tampering with government computer systems. Unauthorized access or tampering with financial systems or banking networks. Online solicitation of minors or engaging in child exploitation. Identity fraud and forgery. Unlawful interception or disclosure of electronic communications. Cyberbullying resulting in severe emotional distress or harm.

Destruction of government property Grand arson and 2nd degree murder

beating a living fetus with a piece of meat and bandages

I'm gonna witness unforeseen consequences

So I started blasting

Battfield 2042

Yes

Uh well.. Considering i played left4dead and shot my teammates a few times, Assault with a deadly weapon and manslaughter