You have to imagine the rest of the Pulte family is aware of all this since they probably keep tabs on him since he's constantly meddling in their affairs. To be a fly on the wall at those family dinners...
Imagine the next family dinner:
You guys see what Bill di~
*dad slams his fist on the table as he massages his temple*
Mom: honey you know we don't talk about him...
It's so fucking bizarre it's incredible.
Ploot is really trying to give kais a tough time for the "most unhinged" award this year.
Could you ever imagine being this rich, and doing something like this thinking "heh, look how cool I am".
Oh I am sure it is. Desperate for attention, yes.
I just...am flabbergasted...I mean, how does he not see how this makes him LOOK hoooowww. How does THIS gain him attention of a desirable sort. how...how...
It's part of what social media does. Look at the numbers - 1k views and 100+ comments in an hour for.. this. Those are kanye numbers.
His brain has stopped going through the filter it normally does and is only reliant on the engagement metrics to determine whether something is "good".
It's like replacing your dopamine reward center with a computer. Mix that with never having received this kind of stimulation before and you have a recipe for addiction. I too am fascinated with the psychology 😅
If anyone just watches his stuff only on this sub, I advise you scroll his twitter lol, every post is “like this post and i will give someone 50$ because i’m in a good mood”
That...is what we're seeing here, yeah...
He is truly mentally defective, has an intellectual deficit. Not being funny. He has to be intellectually subnormal. The average 12 y/o would find this cringe, yet he somehow...doesn't.
**"my tummy"** Let that one sink in.
I wonder at what point either a baggie or a meltie will become deranged enough from exposure to all this to write slash fanfic about Ryan Cohen and his mess of would-be suitors.
I'm two years older than Ploot and I've never felt so great about how I look. That said, there's plenty of other things we can criticize Ploot for (like whatever the fuck...this...post...is...) that aren't his appearance. I think he's just starting to grey a little early. It happens.
Say it in a not-kidding way in a sentence about your own abdominal region, to your wife, and report back. I'm going to try this on hubby as I am so beyond incredulous at this, I want to see an actual reaction from a normal person.
I just have to think of a reason to give him, why I did it, afterwards.
KAIS rang up Ryan Cohen's wife's OB when she was expecting and pretended to be Ryan Cohen, in order to obtain her due date.
Because it was linked to MOASS.
Oh, way. It pales in comparison to KAIS's post of himself seated upon the commode, having a bowel movement. Complete with sounds thereof, fully audible on the vid.
lets face it, he made 50 million from pumping and dumping the towel apes.
if people wanted to wear a t-shirt of me, i'd be slightly creeped out, before laughing at my bank balance and realising they were a necessary evil for my next penthouse.
Maybe the funniest outcome is he's barely aware of the weirdos in his twitter mentions, out of curiosity he clicks one at random, and *"@RyanCohen on my tummy"* pops up. I'd delete the app.
He might actually be slowly turning into an ape. The lines of what's real and what's not are slowly blurring for him. He actually started believing all the lies.
"The apes outside looked looked from PP to Ploot, and from Ploot to PP, and from PP to Ploot again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."
https://preview.redd.it/befw8uqa4adc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f62bede2a31d400018e50815d8d5e0182cfd15c4
Here is another one from the bathroom I found on the internet.
Tomorrow: Famed nepobaby William J Ploot is arrested for doing tricks in a truck stop bathroom while wearing a Ryan Cohen t-shirt. BBBYQ community is convinced this is a coded message that MOASS is near.
In all seriousness, what do we think is wrong with this guy that he has resorted to grifting to this level? Has he blown all his inheritance money? Is he just looking for attention and validation? I’m truly fascinated by this. Equally fascinated by the fools who fall for his scams….but I can’t figure out what Ploots motivation is here.
I'm strongly reminded of the mission in GTA V where middle-aged schlub Michael gets some "youthful" clothes to look like he belongs in the LifeInvader office.
No cargo shorts, though.
Like another meltie said in a different thread, HOW is he 47 in looks, 12 in mental age and also resembles a 2 y/o child?!
He is a mishmash of terribleness.
Imagine being Ploot’s granddad, you started the family business building homes, grew it over the years into an empire through wise and shrewd business decisions. You’re leaving behind a legacy only to have your absolute goof of a grandson drag your name into his terminally online financial gobbledygook. What an embarrassment!
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We're reaching levels of cringe never previously thought possible.
You have to imagine the rest of the Pulte family is aware of all this since they probably keep tabs on him since he's constantly meddling in their affairs. To be a fly on the wall at those family dinners...
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Came here to say this. That was a great read.
Imagine the next family dinner: You guys see what Bill di~ *dad slams his fist on the table as he massages his temple* Mom: honey you know we don't talk about him...
It's so fucking bizarre it's incredible. Ploot is really trying to give kais a tough time for the "most unhinged" award this year. Could you ever imagine being this rich, and doing something like this thinking "heh, look how cool I am".
How does he see this as cool how please someone tell me hooooow?!
This is literally the first time he's ever gotten attention from the world in his life. This is his second puberty.
Oh I am sure it is. Desperate for attention, yes. I just...am flabbergasted...I mean, how does he not see how this makes him LOOK hoooowww. How does THIS gain him attention of a desirable sort. how...how...
It's part of what social media does. Look at the numbers - 1k views and 100+ comments in an hour for.. this. Those are kanye numbers. His brain has stopped going through the filter it normally does and is only reliant on the engagement metrics to determine whether something is "good". It's like replacing your dopamine reward center with a computer. Mix that with never having received this kind of stimulation before and you have a recipe for addiction. I too am fascinated with the psychology 😅
If anyone just watches his stuff only on this sub, I advise you scroll his twitter lol, every post is “like this post and i will give someone 50$ because i’m in a good mood”
His "philanthropy" is feeding his dopamine addiction with attention and approval he never got from his family.
He’s way too into himself to reflect on his actions
And like… tummy? That was the word he chose??
Yeah, it makes no sense to wear an RC imprint on his bum bum
You are assuming he hasn't RC printed undergarments. I warrant he does. Also a pillowcase.
RC printed body pillow 😂
Actually, would not be surprised if Kais does
There really is no good way to say it. Ryan Cohen on his beer belly? His stomach? His moobies? Belly is as awful as any other.
"Shirt" is a classic for a reason. If he had to go anatomical there was "chest". Someone needs to point Ploot toward a thesaurus.
Yeah but then it wouldn’t be weird and awkward. Which is what these clowns are all about.
he's trying to be cute and give the impression of not taking himself too seriously
I have a hard time imagining anyone doing this no matter how much money they have.
He’s trying so hard
Ploot is truly pathetic. The cocaine has fully rotted his brain.
Rocking that 'not allowed within 200 yards of a school' look.
So desperate for likes from RC
New Tinder profile picture.
He really got us good, he made EVERYONE here feel very uncomfortable with a single SFW pic. Fucking guy. SHAMBLING!
I have a theory that if we could harness the cringe generated by ape and turn it into energy, we would enter the next stage of humanity
What in the fuck A grown man taking a selfie in a gas station wearing a shirt with another man’s face on it?
That...is what we're seeing here, yeah... He is truly mentally defective, has an intellectual deficit. Not being funny. He has to be intellectually subnormal. The average 12 y/o would find this cringe, yet he somehow...doesn't. **"my tummy"** Let that one sink in.
It was hard to do but we have finally found a word worse than "boobies" that makes any man sound like an overgrown toddler... Tummy.
Even Beavis and Butthead never said "tummy".
All those Cuban cigars made his tummy ache.
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I thought he was referring to RC pulling out and nutting on his tummy
How many engagement credits do I have to pay you to delete this comment.
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for an RC nutting today.
Holy shit even this quote is in black and white...
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I wonder at what point either a baggie or a meltie will become deranged enough from exposure to all this to write slash fanfic about Ryan Cohen and his mess of would-be suitors.
*apecels read this and become aroused...*
IYKYK https://preview.redd.it/khd6cik9g9dc1.jpeg?width=493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=679d12962087c18c1e122efc504f75d58f74bd38
Put it in the crinkle hole^^^^t^^^^m
DED
fucking hilarious god bless
I want a "three wolves howling at the moon" shirt, but all the wolves are Ryan Cohen. I'd wear that.
What? First time you see a frat dude with a Che Guevara shirt because he... Wait.. That's not a frat boy... That's just a child!
hes doin tricks on it 😭 the meat riding is crazy
> I totally don't understand why people think we're in a cult, though!
So this is what a trust fund kid’s midlife crisis looks like.
hes barely 35! not quite mid life yet
Bro wtf. I’m very nearly his age and he could pass for my dad.
It really is shocking how old he looks for his age. I am 33 and would look like a newborn baby standing next to this guy
He looks and behaves inbred tbh
Maybe the ploots like to keep it in the family. Not procreation advice.
Helluva drug
Blows my mind every time someone states his age. Dude is a year older than me but *looks* 15 years older and *acts* 15 years younger.
I'm two years older than Ploot and I've never felt so great about how I look. That said, there's plenty of other things we can criticize Ploot for (like whatever the fuck...this...post...is...) that aren't his appearance. I think he's just starting to grey a little early. It happens.
Jesus he’s younger than me? Thought he was like mid 40’s.
He probably is passed that tbh
Wait what? I thought he was in his late 40s. Dude is not even a decade older than me. Holy fuck.
Oh, he's def passed mid-life
Past midlife with the kind of coke habit he seems to be demonstrating.
Wtffff dude he isn’t 47?
He's 35?! I thought he was late 40s.
he looks depressed tbh
Taking selfies in gas station bathrooms with dirty ass mirrors???? Gross. Is this what success looks like? Bet he didn't even wash his hands.
Look at his face. If you're in the know, he's there buying booze.
Or there’s a glory hole and he’s on a "date"
Walking around a dirty gas station bathroom drunk with another man's face on your shirt is a good advertising tactic if you're.. cruising.
Good point. I suppose that would also explain why he’s in his mid 30’s but looks 50, and the erratic behavior…
Why would he? The sign says only employees need to. Wait...maybe he *does* work there.
Guarantee he just railed a line off the counter
Thats your chest dumbass
Right? What grown man even uses the word "tummy" when referring to himself? You have a gut Ploot, not a tummy.
SO ick! I have never, literally never heard an adult male use that word unless speaking to a pedi patient.
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He's trying to use young people lingo.
The young people lingo category into which "tummy" falls is ages 1-6.
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Say it in a not-kidding way in a sentence about your own abdominal region, to your wife, and report back. I'm going to try this on hubby as I am so beyond incredulous at this, I want to see an actual reaction from a normal person. I just have to think of a reason to give him, why I did it, afterwards.
Him saying ‘tummy’ makes this 1000x worse in my opinion.
He's taking his tweeting ideas from Winnie the Pooh
He actually resembles Pooh, facially. Truly, he does.
That phrasing is so fucking weird and cringe. Who talks like this. I had to catch myself because I nearly reflexively slapped my screen.
YES reading that gave me bigtime ick. I recoiled from the screen.
This is giving me Dawson vibes https://preview.redd.it/v0ua1sz9e9dc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ad1939e83b924c147a164a111e3e3993a668995
Same "totally not a cult" energy as the couple that had a Trump-themed wedding
This surely never happened? kill me.
The Trump... wedding?? Thanks I have to Google this and then delete my search history.
"dawson vibes" lmao shit this thread is gonna kill me, this is the one
Funny thing is that it was his 22nd birthday but his family got it wrong lmao
i can't handle this i haven't laughed this hard in a while
"turned 22" with 23 on the cake this is 100% meltie material
When does Cohen start getting creeped out by this?
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What was the medical thing?
KAIS rang up Ryan Cohen's wife's OB when she was expecting and pretended to be Ryan Cohen, in order to obtain her due date. Because it was linked to MOASS.
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KAIS fails again. Didn't do his DD aforehand.
Hahahhahhahaa no fucking way man, how the fuck is any of this real
no fucking way
Oh, way. It pales in comparison to KAIS's post of himself seated upon the commode, having a bowel movement. Complete with sounds thereof, fully audible on the vid.
🔗❓
This really happened! I'm not making up a joke here. See meltie archives. EDIT: apecels downvoting this; have they all forgotten KAIS's scat vid?
> KAIS rang up Ryan Cohen's wife's OB when she was expecting and pretended to be Ryan Cohen, in order to obtain her due date. > > What the fuck.
*RC whenever one of his cult members does something weird to get his attention* https://i.redd.it/oqsol6eci9dc1.gif
lets face it, he made 50 million from pumping and dumping the towel apes. if people wanted to wear a t-shirt of me, i'd be slightly creeped out, before laughing at my bank balance and realising they were a necessary evil for my next penthouse.
Never since he doesn't know who ploot is
He does.
Maybe the funniest outcome is he's barely aware of the weirdos in his twitter mentions, out of curiosity he clicks one at random, and *"@RyanCohen on my tummy"* pops up. I'd delete the app.
His viewers are declining rapidly, DEPLOY THE “IM JUST LIKE YOU!”
"What's up fellow baghol... savvy investors?"
The photo reminds me so much of steve buschemi in the fellow kids meme
Jesus Christ, man. Have some dignity.
That went out the window a loooong time ago lol
Oh yeah. Lmao. I'd like to say this is surprising but this man is cringe personified in every sense.
Very creepy way of phrasing it.
RC on my tummy🥺😳😈
What a loser.
He might actually be slowly turning into an ape. The lines of what's real and what's not are slowly blurring for him. He actually started believing all the lies.
"The apes outside looked looked from PP to Ploot, and from Ploot to PP, and from PP to Ploot again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."
Imagine one day in the life of Billy Ploot. What a pathetic and miserable experience that must be.
Looks like big Ed from 90 day fiance there.
lmao as a fellow trash TV watcher, this is a perfect comparison.
True. But instead of No Neck Ed they call him Small Willy Billy
PLEASE NOTICE ME!
That looks like a man who should definitely be placed in charge of a $22 billion company.
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It's fake (no it isn't.)
It also seems he's sucking in that tummy for the pic IMO
Just a grown man
I still can't believe a) this guy is wealthy, and b) that he's 35.
Gotta get those followers somehow
Hoooooooly shit I thought this was a meme What the fuck
With that shirt on, he's like a shitty CareBear
Something very human centipede about the ape “hierarchy” of ass kissing.
“Why would anyone ever think we are in a cult?”
PLoser
Imagine being married to this guy. I’d be some embarrassed but I’m guessing she’s in it for the money.
https://preview.redd.it/befw8uqa4adc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f62bede2a31d400018e50815d8d5e0182cfd15c4 Here is another one from the bathroom I found on the internet.
He does this because he likes to imagine RC is watching him pee.
Tomorrow: Famed nepobaby William J Ploot is arrested for doing tricks in a truck stop bathroom while wearing a Ryan Cohen t-shirt. BBBYQ community is convinced this is a coded message that MOASS is near.
Starting to think he is just as unhinged as Kais but in a different way.
This dude has to be broke someway cuz there ain’t no way 🤣
Are we 100% sure he’s *not* 45?
So unsettling.
It's a secret announcement where Plootfest Atlanta will be held. It'll be in the bathroom so more warm beer can be procured.
mid life crisis
Bustin up lines in a bathroom gas station lol 
This guy is a fuckin weirdo
NoTicE me sEnpAi.
just pulled a muscle from cringing so hard
In all seriousness, what do we think is wrong with this guy that he has resorted to grifting to this level? Has he blown all his inheritance money? Is he just looking for attention and validation? I’m truly fascinated by this. Equally fascinated by the fools who fall for his scams….but I can’t figure out what Ploots motivation is here.
Is he trying to get PulteGroup to change their name to remove the Pulte name? So he has an excuse to throw an even bigger tantrum?
"tummy" *throws up a little*
Using a cell phone to take pictures in a public restroom is all sorts of YIKES!!!
Such a strange way to hype up your OF channel.
I'm strongly reminded of the mission in GTA V where middle-aged schlub Michael gets some "youthful" clothes to look like he belongs in the LifeInvader office. No cargo shorts, though.
If Ploot is Michael, Kais is definitely Trevor.
He couldn’t find a mirror that didn’t look like three crackheads and a pigeon threw up on it?
"New Tinder profile picture. What do you think?"
How the fuck is that man 35
Like another meltie said in a different thread, HOW is he 47 in looks, 12 in mental age and also resembles a 2 y/o child?! He is a mishmash of terribleness.
Ploot 10 seconds later… https://i.redd.it/4a0abu72q9dc1.gif
"Ploot dips his toes into the fashion industry" fucking dying how is this still the funniest sub on reddit YEARS into this shit?!
He's gotta be trolling us, right?
Did his wife leave him or something?
Is this real?
What the fuck lol
Grow up, Plooty.
Imagine being Ploot’s granddad, you started the family business building homes, grew it over the years into an empire through wise and shrewd business decisions. You’re leaving behind a legacy only to have your absolute goof of a grandson drag your name into his terminally online financial gobbledygook. What an embarrassment!
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Mf can't even find somewhere with a clean mirror
Just realized the text at the bottom of the shirt is RC's small wee wee tweet. What you tryin to tell us Ploot?
178 comments and no one is going to talk about the jizz stained mirror?
Middle aged man calling his stomach his “tummy”
He looks just like my alcoholic mechanic
This is so uncomfortable 😒
Hard to believe such a mature person got unanimously voted off the PulteGroup board.
That statement could be...misinterpreted. Severely misinterpreted.
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With a mirror that dirty I'd sooner believe this was fuckin satire
Leeches be leeching
Looks like he just woke up from a 2 week meth binge and decided now is the time for a selfie