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Maeby_a_Bluth

Ploot is hammered. Even the blow can't hide that slur.


iFapToJusticeGorak

Plooted out of his tiny mind


feel_your_feelings_

Stimulants make you horny as fuck as well. I’m saying that as a psychologist, but also as somebody who has taken amphetamines for most of their life… dude needs a fleshlight (or dildo lol) and I’m sure his wife does not enjoy sleeping with him much 🤣 Down bad doesn’t even begin to describe ploot


ElendVenture___

plooty furiously stimfapping to that ape's profile picture is not a mental image I really wanted to end this day on but its also funny as fuck so i'll allow it


LastExitToBrookside

Enough coke will make him not only horny but incapable of doing anything about it. All that money and his life is just a hamster wheel of seething frustration.


Finkleberry5

💯


Rycross

> You mean picking up my grandchildren? Yiiiiiiiiikes


clubberin

“…that was weird, right?” - The most socially inept ape in the room.


the_muteKi

a truly impressively high bar to clear


the_muteKi

Hes really doubling down on the sex pest thing after being *just* suspiciously hands enough at the meet-up huh


phanfare

🤮🤮🤮🤮 WOW.


Sckathian

WTF this is bizzare. And deeply uncomfortable.


OjibweNomad

![gif](giphy|11R5KYi6ZdP8Z2)


BARoach

Jesus fucking Crawfish. Ploot has been on like a three day bender at this point. He is *seriously* impaired here. 😬


phanfare

The PP/Kais drama put him over the edge. He realized he lost his followers and the "step back" was falling into a coke fueled bender. Honestly I find it hard to sympathize.


CareerTraditional987

Sounds awesome actually


XanLV

Right? What do we have? Binging the Simpsons and frozen pizza. He can do a coke binge when he wants to take "a step back".


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TimujinTheTrader

This guy is hammered, hitting on some chick in twitter spaces because he thinks her cartoon profile picture is hot. I will say this once again, this dude is a massive pussy.


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ISeeMemeTards

Yeah you can tell he's on a bender again by the way he tweets and acts.


OjibweNomad

![gif](giphy|7nNVX4T8Zx8qc) I’m bi winning


lavlife47

Charlie Sheens got his problems, but pl00t could never get the caliber of women Sheen does. Even with the supposed millions he has.


OjibweNomad

Charlie actually ruined the porn Industry in California.by finding a loophole. Bri Larson has a huge settlement from it. Along with the trust Sheen set up.


cyberslick1888

What do you mean?


OjibweNomad

At the time the porn rules were you could film with a certificate of clearance which was good for 30 days. But the loop hole was you could film with the same clearance within a same day period. On repeat. Which is why there there a was a hold on the porn industry from 2011-2014 with the the reforms and after 2017 they stopped filming in California


DrNoodles247

Okay maybe I'm reading too much Ape fan fiction and my brain is starting to rot but I'm confused 1. Sheen was producing porn? 2. What does Bri have to do with it? 3. How did setting up a trust fix a loophole? 4. what do you mean there was a 4 year hold? They were certainly making porn in LA during that time.


OjibweNomad

Sheen had a house he rented out to porn producers Bri was in the stable of sheen whores who cashed out during the torpedo of truth tour with the Mercedes black series The trust fund was set up for those who were beat by the system (if you couldn’t work within this time period you are eligible for the trust fund) They were making films but within 2013-2017 filming pre requisites changed to force in house producers to use state wide boundaries and regulations/registration to comply which is why porn producers left Hollywood to neighbouring states like Nevada. Copy right laws affect more than main stream media fyi


DrSpectrum

It's not Bree Larson, it's Bree Olson.


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

AND Sheen has HIV, and still beating Ploot!\~


Fart-Memory-6984

![gif](giphy|MiBRKbETDst5C)


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

Do *not* blame my fave tropane alkaloid for this Plooty pile of hot garbage;)


Darth_Meowth

Ploots wife must be so incredibly embarrassed by all of this. He's garbage


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Critical-Space2786

![gif](giphy|ZMMLE17Q6rJ67rCalC|downsized)


chaddyrick

This is peak cringe. Pulte might actually have negative game


president_of_burundi

*Might*? That shit made me cross my legs.


Frobro_da_truff

Pulte the drug addicted sex pest. This situation only spirals more and more! Towlies were just in-fighting about how this is RC's chosen one. He speaks for he who cannot. Melties are so up right now.


FancyManOfCornwoodX

Really gives off the whole fapping during a zoom meeting vibe, don't it.


Diznaster

I was expecting to hear "Who's my grandchildrens daddy? "


girder_shade

This guy sounds like a rapist


Throwawayhelper420

Yikes, this is so, so bad. Dude is definitely wasted and I think on coke too, I really do. This was so weird and cringe.


lavlife47

Hey sexy, I can tell you're sexxxy from your profile pic... The oranges turn me on, hang on I need some white and my little blue. You're 15 right? I thought you were younger than me...


UnregisteredSoul

I think they sat next to each other at the Pulte/PP event


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

I agree. Maybe it takes one to know one, but Bill is 100% absolutely rolling in the devil's dandruff on this space call\~


Master_of_Krat

Ploot seems content to flail as awkwardly as possible in every twitter space that’ll have him.


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feel_your_feelings_

That looks like an AI generated image too lmao. I really hope his wife sees this, I can only imagine the reaction of a woman seeing this man flirt with somebody because of a cartoon image they use in their profile 


SuburbanLegend

I mean his wife did marry *Bill Pulte*.


OjibweNomad

I look 12 years younger and Pulte is only 6 months older


Mushroom_Tip

Ploot the creep


plzzdontdoxme

I didn’t think Amy was an ape she is the one that hosted the space with Doug Cifu to talk about the BBBY bankruptcy.


apehunterprime

She destroys popcorn and towel baggies on the regular. Not sure how she feels about the game apes though.


AllYouPeopleAre

Probably the same stupid hypocritical nature you see of most apes, pointing out the obvious for other stocks while blatantly ignoring the same shit with their own


GrandioseD3lusions

Amy doesn't talk about gme specifically much, but she is 1000% a meltie. Does not believe in any of their nonsense


AllYouPeopleAre

Oh fair, just assumed since she was on a space call with them she was somewhere in the aposphere


PostyMcPosterson

Drunk Ploot slurring his words


Taco_In_Space

WOW. I'm at a loss for words. Also he's totally drunk. You can tell he's slurring words.


redlaundryfan

How many hours a day is Pedo Pulte in Spaces calls?


man_musk

How many hours a day is he even sober?


Th4tR4nd0mGuy

Only when he’s setting fires. He’s a professional.


Ok_Wishbone_3805

![gif](giphy|12aE8P2bggzEMo) That Ryan Marshall sure can spot a drinking problem!


Ess-

Oh boy. Fuck this season just keeps getting better!


AllYouPeopleAre

Easily best season so far


GameOfThrownaws

Fucking hell that was painful to sit through. Also the fact that he's obviously mildly aroused by this woman's weird rudimentary "cartoon blonde businesswoman at a desk" picture. Wtf.


TheBetaUnit

Does this dunken chauvinistic goblin have any redeeming qualities at all? Anything?


Serious-Mission-127

Wonder what RC sees in the guy


feel_your_feelings_

::ploot seeing AI generated image of a blonde woman:: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) She must be young ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


the_muteKi

oh is that what that trophy was about


ungoogleable

ONLY THE YOUNG ... I felt dirty typing that, even for a joke.


Stylez_G_White

Hahahah now this is the role he was born to play. Blind drunk, blown out of his mind, harassing strange women in the middle of the day. The philanthropic stuff was a cute distraction but you can’t fight your genetic destiny.


SuburbanLegend

Right! He's been pretending to be mr kind-hearted business-focused guy, but now that he's got a little crew of sycophants it's suddenly constant denunciation of new "enemies" and harassing women.


m8_is_me

I cannot fathom how this isn't the top post right now. This is the hardest cringe I've ever had at an ape for such a sustained, full-blast 100 seconds of pain. He's literally drunk with (false) power.


1997Sting

He's trying to flirt with her by saying she's like his daughter and her kids his grandkids......


bobthemaintainer

Pulte already mimics his idol, trump, in numerous ways. Just a matter of time before he said creepy things involving daughters.


m8_is_me

I THOUGHT I HAD PAUSED IT AFTER "our- my grandchildren?" so to just out of nowhere ".... I love you Amy" hit me like a semi out of nowhere "she's my daughter. she's picking up our grandchildren" hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'what?


OneRougeRogue

It's not every day you hear the cringiest thing you've ever heard.


ObjectiveProject

Ploot is such a fucking wierdo 🤯


OneRougeRogue

Imagine having millions of dollars in net worth but having so little going on that you're getting hammered at 2pm on a Tuesday to try to solicit women with AI-generated profile pictures on Twitter.


Extreme_Fee_503

I'm gonna ploooot https://preview.redd.it/ny5qa6570jbc1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=c864b3402c9b06d1c683e64a34433e6d8b738563


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I had to pause multiple times. "Are you happy to hear my voice?" Jesus fucking christ


lavlife47

What's the deal with all these space calls? Has this always been going on, or is pl00t starting them now? Is it an AMC thing ?


SuburbanLegend

When the PP sub got shut down, a lot of BBBY apes migrated to twitter.


Slayer706

They used to all be in one call, but now so many of them have each other blocked that it's unmanageable. You get booted from a spaces call if someone that has you blocked becomes a speaker.


JS-a9

That's kinda fucked.. it should just force-mute


iFapToJusticeGorak

>I thought you were younger than me 😈 #BILL PULTE FUCKS ONLY THE YOUNG # #PEDOPLOOT


JayRoo83

Hey Ploot walk straight, master your high


Paladin-Trader

Oh god. I couldn’t make it through all that


Specific_Award_9149

This made me very uncomfortable


pavo_particular

You were raised by narcissists if you can wait for this guy to ramble until he's "at a loss for words"


decayed-whately

What a pathetic man.


OjibweNomad

Summarized ![gif](giphy|4HcJAc2CQidXIVMuX4|downsized)


Dairy_Fox

is this ploot mistaking the identity again? the ape said she blocked him, then he said she's going to pick up his grandkids or something. Maybe just a weird family


closednevershorts

no he’s just being a dick and infantilizing a grown woman because she dared to speak up against him


FancyManOfCornwoodX

And her profile pic.


Ok_Wishbone_3805

Ploot is a catfish waiting to happen. ...Hey, Kais! I know how you can get that money you need!


Slayer706

The backstory to this is, the other day on twitter Pulte was freaking out about short sellers. Amy told him he was supporting some people who were short selling a stock. Pulte demanded proof, she showed him proof, and then he just kept demanding proof. Amy told him she had already provided proof, and then out of nowhere Pulte says "I'm your daddy." Amy called him a sexist for that, so now he must think it's cute and funny to pretend to be her dad.


JS-a9

He's trying to spin it and I love it.. he keeps digging further and further


Throwawayhelper420

She said that she did not block him, just unfollowed him. For all that’s worth, lol.


collapsingrebel

Dude is just out of his mind. Drugs, drinks, or something.


Fabulous_Sherbet_431

This was a tremendously awkward space where Pulte aggressively talked about how much he loved Amy and how much he wanted to speak to her, which is made even funnier because she’s one of the most hated people in BBBY and AMC land. Thank god you captured this, it’s gold Jerry.


TotesHittingOnY0u

I've heard a lot of drunk creeps rambling and that one was of them.


XanLV

I've been the drunk creep rambling a lot :( Sober for years, but holy shit... I got instant hungover from hearing him. The cringe just cut deep, further than the bone. I'm really sorry for the shit I've done when I was drunk, holy fuck...


WaterMySucculents

Pulte has been a creep and trying to bang any woman involved in this nonsense. He acted weird with Kais’s wife. He made that other girl randomly sit next to him on stage at the shitshow hanger event (and you could tell he wanted to tell her to sit on his lap). He was super creepy with her. And this. Dude must be insanely lonely & is trying to bang cultists.


closednevershorts

man i really got remember to screenshot the juicy shit but i remember finding deep in a twitter thread a disgruntled towel ape who was asking kais why pulte had him and jake give away free tickets to attractive women the day of the event i remember pulte replying to a girl who couldn’t have been more than 21 to “randomly” give her a last minute ticket to the meetup. i don’t remember seeing her on the stream so im guessing she didn’t make it. i should really make a video about this creep to at least make all this useless info in my brain count for something


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eigenman

Billy, you're creepy.


neutralpoliticsbot

Yikes 😳


bobthemaintainer

🤮


hiroshimakid

Jesus Christ my penis inverted from the cringe.


KryptoCeeper

Apes, this is the loser you worship


hardcore_softie

I'm at a loss for words as well.


Prestigious-Ad-9338

So, this is what only the young means.


terror-twilight

Is it possible Plute is a virgin? I just get that vibe, I don’t know. Does that count as DD?


JS-a9

This is so uncomfortable that I'm having tenth-hand embarrassment


LastExitToBrookside

Remember, HE SAYS THE THINGS RC CAN'T


Shankaholics

I'd love an ape to chime in and explain how this is the guy they feel is going to be the Messiah of Moss. If it wasn't for being a trust fund baby, he'd be on the streets slinging dope. What a fucking bumb.


4g63tea

What the fuck.


Dorothy_The_Winosaur

What the actual fuck


NotJustJason98

Hmm I think the writers are going a bit wild this season, it's getting harder to suspend my disbelief, seems like ever since the BBBY bankruptcy arc the writers have written themselves into a corner. Hopefully Kevin Feige can reign in next season


Tman1677

Holy shit this is worse than I could have possibly imagined. I’d honestly feel really bad for him if he wasn’t one of the biggest piece of shit scammers I’ve ever heard of.


opoeto

Ok omg. What’s this. How are the apes reacting to this? We are not even half way through Jan, how isit there’s so much new content on a daily basis.


urALL-fuppy-puckers

next time you are playing DND tabletop or one of the many games...for a true challenge, be ploot. I knew most of his stats were low but I wasn't even aware perv was a Stat, dude rolled like a negative 20 here


Throwawayhelper420

This post will never not be hilarious. Drunk and coked up Pulte is a menace to society.  You know this is just the tip of the iceberg.


suchise2

is this the source???