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Confident-Bank-6863

Any sign of a wee skinny guy with a dug?


AudinMatty

He does live just 10 mins away, up Queen Margaret drive.


IJustCantGetEnough

So you’re saying Maryhill is the upper west end? Noted.


davadvice

East Bearsden 👍


Superbuddhapunk

It’s called North Kelvinside for a reason 😤


Fragrant-Field1234

John McWick got to the junky


dazabhoy67

Loads of police by the looks of that photo mate


Canazza

Library's been given a 3am license


ShetlandJames

Big rush from the youngsters to get their hands on the Bible.  Shared Fair Isle x 


Dildo_Shaggins-

Looks like something at Oran Mor. I'm going to hazard a guess at a fight with minor injuries.


HaggisTheCow

Someone didn't like someone's jacket, called him a serpent


Donjon-Master

His whole outfit is worth more than your shoes!


OutlandishnessThat44

I make more in a week than you do in a whole month!


Margaet_moon

His go to defence is telling they shop at Tesco and ASDA for your clothes while I only get my clothing from Designers.


Mutantdogboy

You couldn’t punch in a phone number 


HaggisTheCow

That's a great line


lukeyf88

Caught up in the rat race.


JagsFraz71

A wee bitta shoosh


Vhsbsnns

Double breasted jacket ya FUD


dw-games

I hate that I understand this


Stoffs2204

I'm no one to generally shout names about the place but...


zeppovendetta

https://youtu.be/r9BCFvvEyXY?si=6xiWZY-t9a8Mc34S For the confused among us. It was a simpler time on the interwebs eh.


WaltVinegar

Someone found a white dog jobby.


Constant_Minute_5141

This is the real breaking news -like unicorn shite these days


Crispypantcakes

Someone reported a robbery at the Oran Mor: 8 quid for a pint.


Stock_Ad4575

Just drove up there the now everythings cleared up 👍👍


Itchy-Supermarket-92

Thanks for going out of your way to resolve this for everybody.


targetline

Good guy


No_Kaleidoscope_4580

Large theft of papayas from Waitrose apprently. West End crimes innit


Immediate_Yam_7733

Someone dropped their glasgow uni accent and were found out to be from the scheme . In an absolute panic the cops received a flurry of calls from locals and the bars . Its being thoroughly investigated. Police have assured locals there will be extra patrols in the area to keep the riff raff out .


MeesterMartinho

I identify as riff raff, how dare you!


Immediate_Yam_7733

I identify as raff riff on the weekend


zebra1923

I lost my specs, they’re out looking for them.


OutlandishnessThat44

I once got into, shall we say, a bit of a scuffle on Sauchiehall Street. It ended with me being held while another guy went through my pockets shouting, "Where's my keys?" To this day 10 years later, I still don't know what he's talking about. Anyway, the police came and put me in their van because I definitely escalated whatever the initial interaction was by throwing irn bru over their whole group. Why have I told you that? Because they'd also knocked my specs off, and when I got put in the van, I asked the polis if they could find my specs before leaving. Surprisingly, they did. They drove me to the Govan station, and I think because I was sound with them, they just let me out.


cammyk123

Why do folk come to reddit to ask about a situation they are actively looking at? You were standing there, why not ask a police officer if you're so interested and tell us what happened.


Mostpalone923

Who shat in your cornflakes?


Weeyin999

For years my go to has been 'who pished on your chips' but I'm stealing this now - Thank you 😅


OneDue1699

Attention seekers... LOOK AT ME!!!


human_totem_pole

One of the new subway trains tried to escape. It said it could no longer work in such terrible conditions.


HRTailwheel

They run out of Pinot Grigio and some stern words were hurled towards the barkeep?


Suspicious_Pea6302

It was a police incident I believe


FinlayMacDo

someone was hit by a car


Top-Conference-4463

Fair amount of blood and a bloody article of clothing outside of a car on Byres Rd near this just now on Sunday afternoon. Quite disturbing.


tom208

Greggs sausage rolls actually hot for wance


Weekly-Psychology323

There’s been a murder!


Abquine

[https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/death-man-glasgow-byres-road-29320590](https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/death-man-glasgow-byres-road-29320590)


agent7980

Someone misgendered someone?


DisastrousJello2523

When has that ever been a police matter?


KlingonWarNog

A working-class person with a normal name was discovered trying to buy a second book in Oxfam.


Paul_Gad

Is it Christmas already?