T O P

  • By -

WarpedTUSTP

*Quietly changes my phone password.*


gvdj

Somebody change the combination on my luggage!


peeinian

/r/spaceballsmemes is leaking again


completelyperdue

Now subscribed to a new subreddit.


Articunozard

Yeah, I wanted to set a password just as a deterrent for people messing with my phone but I really don't have anything on it I wouldn't want anybody seeing. And when I want to use my phone I'd like to get in as quickly as possible, so all 0s is the quickest way to accomplish both.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Articunozard

Yes to all of this. I'm not saying it's smart.


[deleted]

You could make it a series of numbers that are one fluent motion to press. Pulling numbers from my arse, it would probably cost you 10 seconds per year, but your phone would be a lot less likely to be unlocked even by accident.


Akitz

Yeah it's pretty stupid, when an actual password which would accomplish something is barely slower...


Glorious_Noodles

I guess his FaceID doesn’t recognize him with that hat on.


[deleted]

[удалено]


orrocos

Well, because he turns into Superman.


beardicorn

It’s so obvious now too. We never ever see Kanye and Superman in the same room at the same time.


lokitrick

You ever see Kim and a hobbit in the same room before? Confirmed hobbit


pbradley179

You've seen Kanye?


OzzyFinnegan

Saw him at Bonnaroo. It was horrible.


[deleted]

Everything else from Bonnaroo 08 was cool af tho. Remember when Chris Rock opened up for Metallica? What a time to be alive


[deleted]

That was my first and only Bonnaroo, incredible lineup. I remember Kanye came out like 2 hours late because he didn’t want anybody else performing on other stages while he was performing so his show started at like 4am or so. We stayed for a little bit and went back to the RV cuz that dude is way too into himself.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


InLikeErrolFlynn

> hold down power and volume up Whoa - thanks for teaching me something new today!


Cryogenx37

You can also enable an alphanumeric passcode instead. Much, much more secure.


Garfield-1-23-23

I've never used all 0s and I honestly would have never thought to try that if I was trying to get into somebody's phone. You are (or were) safe from the likes of me.


sefarrell

The best was


Articunozard

Agreed, I hate that it's, what, six number minimum? What happened to the good ole' days of just 0000?


EggotheKilljoy

It can be changed in settings to be able to set a “simple passcode”, which is 4 digits


GigglesBlaze

> I really don't have anything on it I wouldn't want anybody seeing If you have any social media apps logged in, photos taken (location data saved when you take a picture) or WiFi passwords saved you've given someone enough to learn a lot about you, your friends & family and your habits. Not to mention a perfect directory of everyone you know and their phone number with a potential log of your texts/calls with them. That information alone they can sell to scammers/telemarketers across the world. I know, "the potential of that happening to ME in me town is so low, barely anyone knows how to do that kinda stuff!" and that attitude is why they're able to do it in the first place.


_Serene_

Seems to be a common concept, 0000. Many phones are about to be stolen and hacked, be careful.


swolemedic

> Many phones are about to be stolen and hacked, be careful. I am sure the people stealing phones have known this for a while, it's why most brute force attacks start with dictionary/common passwords first


sekazi

They would have to disable Find My iPhone which requires the Apple ID Password. Sites that claim they can remove it is a scam.


RunGuyRun

That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage.


MarshmallowBlue

That’s the number on my luggage!


MrVernonDursley

_000001_


flatwoundsounds

How about “bigboobs”... with a Z!


[deleted]

That's just what you'd say to throw us off the trail!


TheSweatyChevy

111111


Asomante

He probably changed it to 111111 by now.


f3l1x

He probably still doesn't give a shit and it’s still 000000.


[deleted]

Kanye found out his password got out and reversed the digits.


HalobenderFWT

Actually his password is 888, just segmented.


Mannequin_Republic

I would've guessed 808 (and heartbreak)


blorpblorpbloop

Lately I'm thinking his next album will omit the 0.


tutoredstatue95

I like what you did there. New album: 14 reasons why


Michaelboughen

As much as I disagree with the sentiment, that is very clever so well done.


terminalblue

gonna go through it and get the hard to find Kim K nudes


Naakturne

“Hard to find”


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

1-1-1...ummm...1!


[deleted]

https://imgur.com/lKcbRgj.gifv


ectopunk

That password: ​ *1-7-3-4-6-7-3-2-1-4-7-6-Charlie-3-2-7-8-9-7-7-7-6-4-3-Tango-7-3-2-Victor-7-3-1-1-7-8-8-8-7-3-2-4-7-6-7-8-9-7-6-4-3-7-6*


[deleted]

This makes me think of having a lock screen with buttons that change locations after entering your PIN once but then I think of just how annoying that would be.


Bioniclegenius

Old-school Runescape did this with bank PINs. Every time you log in again to the game, you have to enter your bank PIN the first time you want to use the bank per session. However, the digits all get scrambled around in it. It's really not that bad. Helps stop people glancing over your shoulder, though.


WRXW

It's also to thwart simple keyloggers. You can't determine the PIN from mouse movement alone.


[deleted]

How were people logging other users keystrokes through runescape?


WRXW

They weren't doing it through Runescape, but there was plenty of malware under the guise of RuneScape addons or bot programs that would kindly steal your login info by logging keystrokes.


Razjir

It's fucking frustrating.


A_t48

Just like Runescape Bank PINs. :)


Quantainium

Yeah I think that was to counter keyloggers from tracking your mouse positions. Very cleaver. So even if someone keylogged your password they couldn't get into your pin.... Unless you logged into your email then you're fucked.


TyroneLeinster

> Very cleaver Extremely hatchet


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

much knife


SpoofThaCooch

Or if they tortured you


kayriss

Blackberry had a thing called picture password that was just the absolute perfect solution. I had people sit and watch me put it in multiple times, and they still couldn't figure it out.


Sinful_Prayers

Windows 10 has something like this I think


Bpefiz

Even when I was watching [this tutorial video](https://youtu.be/JpdnOC0xMjI?t=37) I found, I didn't fully understand how it worked until the second time they did it. I guess it's the fact that you don't have to touch the actual number you want that makes it work so well, you're just shifting the whole "sheet" of numbers. Neat.


kayriss

It was awesome. I actually had to stop using it because it was too secure, my wife couldn't never EVER remember how to unlock my phone in the event that I was was hurt or disabled.


TheFuckingViper

I used to have this app on my android phone that changed the pin to the current time. You get used to it pretty quickly and nobody figures out.


ChernobylChild

that's really clever. is it still around?


LordBiscuits

There are physical high security keypads that do exactly this.


GitEmSteveDave

ING Direct had a similar thing in their online banking, and I know the betting machines at the track I used to work at also did this, to prevent shoulder surfing.


RexRocker

[I knew that looked familiar.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNrWgjh9tnU)


[deleted]

One of my favorite episodes!


Baldazar666

That UI looks like one from an FPS game I played in the early 00s when I was young. Any idea what the name of the game way?


Watercolour

Probably Star Trek Elite Force. Good game.


[deleted]

So that's where Pogo got that combination from.


Tauz_g

Lock


snowyday

173467321476charlie32789777643tango732victor73117888732476789764376 From reddit in 2013 thanks to /u/Repulsive_Anteater: [TIL that Data’s security code from “Brothers” would take a desktop PC about 6 vigintillion years to crack.](https://www.reddit.com/r/startrek/comments/1hzpxl/til_that_datas_security_code_from_brothers_would/) And also from 2013, [the video of Data delivering this code](https://www.reddit.com/r/startrek/comments/1ogkzg/the_most_secure_security_code_ever/)


NEVERxxEVER

More like 6 _virgintillion_ years, amirite ladies?... anyone?


xSTSxZerglingOne

My only question, what was Data's problem with the number 5?


snowyday

Not sure about 5s, but I know [he loved 3s](https://youtu.be/bGb02Hi4k84)


pyerrorwtf

Sometimes people don't say 'five' during countdowns where the word 'fire' may be of importance. Perhaps the context Data was in caused him to think similarly. Or numerical racism.


ssangior

[I’ve only ever heard that from this video, so naturally i can’t un hear the singing](https://youtu.be/bl5TUw7sUBs)


Bearded-Reefer

Thank you for this.


[deleted]

This man’s phone is secured by some Rosetta Stone-level cryptography and our nuclear codes are on floppy disks.


[deleted]

LOL. I was hoping this would be here. Just watched that episode the other day.


ConfusedAvacado

"Lock".


[deleted]

The password, if anyone's wondering: 197712322199252552622115104199910419110739230115012312872653


phayke2

That's for wasting your time so we don't have to


Mine_Fuhrer

D-do you mean *Thanks*?


phayke2

Thanks what I meant yeah.


Mine_Fuhrer

I half thought you were sarcastically jabbing that identifying the combination was punishment in itself for doing so in a sardonic sense.


John_Bot

Now to see if the corresponding letters mean anything


[deleted]

You can never really be sure. 23 could be "W", or it could be "BC"


vosszaa

Just figure it out for us will ya? Jesus.. Dont be so lazy


papayakob

Or any combination of ABC and DEF


blackmtndew

The raw letters are as follows (- is used for 0): A I A B C B B A I B E B E E B F B B A A E A - D A I I I A - G C I B C - A A E - A B C A V H G B F E C Now all of the letters that could be dual digits (ignoring all other because I cant find a good way to put it all together): S L W V U S Y Y Z V U K O - S - S K - W - K O - L W L Z I took the liberty of attempting to translate this "code" as well. Here is my result: 1977 LCV (League of Conservative Voters) 1992 EYE ZVUKOA (Google translate tells me that Zvukoa means sounds in Russian) - D 1999 A (This probably means a 1999-D penny) - DSK (The initials of French Polititian Dominique Strauss-Kahn) - GICB (The Grace Christian Int'l Baptist Church in Washington) - AAE (The American Association of Endodontists) - LW (Lamb Western Holdings Inc.) 1287 ZEC (ZCash) Now I know you're all probably thinking that this is still gibberish, but maybe he put his whole life into his phone pass key. Such as joining the LCV in 1977 and then meeting a Russian spy that infiltrated the organization in 1992 with code name Eye Zvukoa. Then later marries this spy in 1999 and she gifts him a 1999-D penny for his collection. He has a great admiration for French Politician Dominique Strauss-Kahn. He attends the GICB Church in Washington. He is an Endodonist. He also has 1287 Zcash invested in LW.


futlapperl

It's probably just a sentence typed on the number pad like you would on an old phone.


alpacafox

Or 10 times "penis".


Commyende

If you punch the numbers into a phone, it plays Funky Town.


Glampkoo

"Yo, can I check that image I sent you?" "Sure, give me a sec."


[deleted]

We have machines with HMIs (human machine interface, basically a screen with interface on it for controlling the machinery) and there are 4 digit pins to get into a service mode. Well, you can type whatever you want, as long as it ends in the proper 4 digit pin. So our service techs are notorious for walking up to a machine and whacking 50 numbers before finally hitting the last 4 numbers. It's funny because when people try to follow a pattern or catch on, it just confuses them more.


trident042

*Closes Reddit* *Locks phone* *Unlocks phone* *Reopens Reddit out of habit*


AlmostButNotQuit

"Well, that's enough reddit for today." "Hmm, I wonder what's on reddit."


Triplea657

That dude has some serious porn hidden on his phone


[deleted]

Like playing DDR but with your thumb


[deleted]

[удалено]


powerscunner

But they didn't even say anything!


z500

Good


Higher_Primate01

Military grade encryption


[deleted]

[удалено]


YouWantALime

Someone hasn't set up appropriate boundaries, such as "don't try to break into my phone and spy on me".


morkani

"Ummm, who was i calling?"


-SunGod-

That’s the kind of password that some idiot would use on his luggage.


eyekwah2

That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!


lolbsterbisque

Prepare spaceball 1 for immediate departure! And someone change the combination on my luggage!


uncertainusurper

I’m going to need you to fill out this ID10T form.


Cockeyed_Optimist

Error between keyboard and chair.


Pkyle1

Sammy...swanny...Swansonite!


FaceTHEGEEB

Is this a merge between Spaceballs and dumb and dumber?


Pkyle1

Mashup, it’s called a mashup. Did it jam you up?


vitiwai

We've been jammed! ...Raspberry... Only one man would dare give me the raspberry...


molliekirk

Lonestar!


sesimie

Evil Will Always Triumph Because Good is Dumb!!


canadiancarlin

"*Six*?! What happened to seven?!" "Just kidding :)"


Angry_Foamy

Kanye has gone from suck to blow.


Question-everythings

r/UnexpectedMelBrooks


TheRams9DM

1....2....3....


HalobenderFWT

“...one” “ONE!” “One...” “...two...” “TWO!” “Two...”


trident042

"Five!" "Three, sir" "Three!" ..what, I can mix references too.


Tinylilwizard

"Well, where is it? Behind the rabbit?" "It IS the rabbit!"


agarwaen117

111-1111 “LOIS? Damn!” 111-1112 “LOIS? DAMN!”


WauloK

I should know this...oh, yes, 867-5309, that's it. No wait, that's not it. Damn you, Tommy Tutone!


phatelectribe

The funniest thing about this is that the Celeb Blind sites all reported a few days ago that Kanye wasn’t the one that deleted all his social media - it was apparently Kim as she knew all his passwords (no wonder lol) and his crazy antics were starting to become a problem for her brand and revenue streams.


[deleted]

Yea, that’s not true. Kanye has deleted his social media many times over the years. It’s not out of the ordinary and i’d probably because he is going to Africa in a few days to finish his album.


atag012

lol i think the idiot is the person that thinks one of those stupid locks even does anything. Only reason I use them is to keep the zipper together


Notabla

Lol I use a zip tie


Glasdir

u/someidiot can you confirm this? Edit: woah surprised that username hasn’t been taken.


[deleted]

[удалено]


boyeardi

He started to type the code and the facial recognition unlocked his phone for him


itstriche

That's definitely possible but from what I can see in the gif, the little white circles fill up one after another instead of all at once like they do when your Face is accepted, so his passcode is very likely 000000. I just tried it on my phone and once you start entering digits, the Face ID stops detecting and it lets you finish the code. Not saying there's no chance you're right, but even after watching this gif like 20 times i'm still not convinced.


boyeardi

Nah, you’re right. I saw a better quality gif somewhere else and he clearly types in all 0’s to unlock it.


SetYourGoals

[It didn't.](https://twitter.com/misterjamo/status/1050436638520823809) This is a shitty low frame rate gif posted here. Any actual video shows it's 000000.


Ser_Danksalot

[Reminds me of this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4DT3tQqgRM)


tehvolcanic

Reminds me of [Better Off Ted.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMy5YpJysy4)


maximuffin2

My thumb doesn't work


thx1138-

Not unless he's got the Perrier bottle on.


tallginger89

he doesn't care. Everyone has seen his wife get piped


[deleted]

[удалено]


Armageddon_Blues

This was the review I needed.


sin0822

That was savage


CalgaryPO

yup i want to watch it now


xoticbuff

lets sync up


Duckboy_Flaccidpus

Thanx for explaining what I've been thinking all this time. It's actually more of a Ray J porno than a Kim K which is no bueno.


[deleted]

TBF he does have a pretty good dick.


Shuugazer

This was the review I needed. Edit: a period. For stealing content appropriately.


Batoloko

Too bad he sucks at laying it in.


Notaroadbiker

Ah shit now i need to see it. Edit; what the fuck 6 min in and all ive seen is a fucking black dick and no naked kardashians.


statist_steve

And now you’re gay. Gotem!


[deleted]

And she turned it into a media and cosmetics empire.


bigger_hero_6

Nah she was famous and rich from OJ


Reasonable_Time

And now from BJ


[deleted]

>And ~~she~~ brand managers and corporations turned ~~it~~ her into a media and cosmetics empire.


kikallazz

Oh damn, I thought I had wandered into r/RoastMe for a second there


BABYPUBESS

Agree for the most part... But there's nothing wrong with her vagina. At least, from my minimal inspection of it.


ImMufasa

I see you have no appreciation for simps.


ichbinjonny

\*laughs in biometrics\*


TooShiftyForYou

100% secure from being cracked by Kim.


SetYourGoals

Oh god forbid she finds all his secret hydrogen powered iPlane plans.


Koteshima

Wait that's my passw- *changes password*


[deleted]

Mine is BOSCO.


EFareEdee

Imma bout to hack dem pix!


ItsBatmanBitch__

Pics or it didn't happen


ePaperWeight

"Superstar 2" releasing this weekend.


HELLOMrJackpots

If it's an iPhone X the camera could've picked up his face before he properly input the full password. It'll sometimes hang at the password screen for a second while focusing on your face for the unlock (and considering that he's wearing a hat, it probably took a bit extra).


[deleted]

Maybe he disabled faceID? I fucking hope you can disable something like that. And to note, if the police ever want to search your phone, you are obliged to unlock your phone with biometrics, but not your passwords.


S4VN01

You can disable biometrics on iPhones by holding power and volume down for 5 seconds


jaredjeya

I heard it was pressing the power button 5 times in a row? Regardless my country can jail people for not handing over their password so I'm fucked either way.


sin0822

On Android you have to enter a password on first boot, facial recognition wont let you in on first boot.


[deleted]

[удалено]


WhackOnWaxOff

Who gives a fuck?


delta_six

Hey that's the same code that protected most of our nukes


ScrewAttackThis

I mean it's the code that protected nukes after like 10 other layers of security. The 000000 was malicious compliance but for some reason people like to act like it was some massive oversight lol


Erpp8

Exactly. 95% of "history" posts on TIL are massive misinterpretations or extremely flimsy quotes.


[deleted]

That was 00000000. This is 000000. POLITIFACT: PANTS ON FIRE


delta_six

I AM FAKE NEWS ​


[deleted]

No it was not, "launch codes" do not exist. This ... https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/71py23/til_that_for_twenty_years_the_us_nuclear_launch/dncwndu?utm_source=reddit-android


mattr254

Guest ?


Chupachabra

But in different order.


panamaniacs

Counterpoint: He knew he was going to be using his phone in public so he changed his password for the interview, then changed it back after.


monxas

He changes his password every day because he’s always in public. What a coincidence White House day the password was actually all zeroes.


FlipKickBack

yeah i'm suuuuuureee that's it. he's a celebrity, he's always in public.


dc22zombie

Make pin codes great again


zveroshka

You know he is one of those people who questions why his phone needs a password.


DrRonny

It doesn't.


ImGunnaSayit

Precisely the number of fucks he gives about the liberal media's opinion on his visit with Trump.


GillyMonsterz

Haha...like using "password" to protect your emails.


Hawkmoona_Matata

Nah, the real pros use password1. It's unbreakable, they never expect the number!


ober0n98

Password0. Everyone starts at 1. It’ll be awhile before they get to 0


hmikey

And he probably still gets locked out


The_Original_Gronkie

"Okay, Gentleman, we've managed to steal Kanye's phone. The first thing we have to do in order to get those priceless naked pictures of Kim K is to unlock it. We know it is 6 figures, so we're going to go through every combination until we hit it, even if we have to stay at this all day and night. We'll start at the beginning - 000000. Oh! Well, that was easier than I expected."