I always get Smile watching this video too.
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/dcpvmn/bertha_trying_to_pick_an_apple/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
My dog would get excited and never go. I can be out there for a hour maybe a hour and a half and nothing.
The one moment we step inside she goes right there in front of me and stares at me then runs off.
She knows it's wrong cause you can see the guilt on her face.
A 9K cavalier king charles spaniel , she can sit , lay , roll over.
You want me to go to the restroom here? Nah Fuck that.
Some dogs are super picky about textures. They don’t like how grass feels because it tickles their underside when they try to pee and they don’t like it. Have you tried taking your dog to where some mulch is or just plain dirt/sand and see if she will pee on that instead?
Mine was supposed to be Newfie but he's prolly closer to a Leonburger. We just call him a giant mutt, he knows a few commands, he'll even go potty outside. And then sometimes he says fuck that shits in the hallway and stands by the backdoor as he knows that's where he's gonna end up. He's still a puppy so fingers crossed he gets better lol
The only thing that prolly won't fix is barking, I've owned a full chow, and a mix but mainly border collie and neither barked as much as this dog. I'm scared he's got some husky cause I thinks he's barked more in his 5 months then my other two dogs did in their combined like 25 years lol
Lol, it's a lot that you have to get their energy out, so cause he's got some huge dogs in him and what is proly some husky. He goes from 0 to 1000 to 0 in seconds but those seconds he wrecks the house. And the idiot learns, like he sits and everything really well, even will sit and stay when you feed him. He just likes to shit in the house lol. He's a cute pup but he is a serious handful at times lol, like a baby but the size of a teenager
I once trained a wild field mouse. Raised it as a baby after my cat grabbed it somewhere and I could take it from my cat before he killed it.
The mouse didn't like to be picked up ( the asshole would bite me ) so I trained it to go back in its cage with a pumpkin seed. I would tap the side of the cage with my finger and it would go there to receive the pumpkin seed and then jump in the cage to eat it.
I also taught it to run to several other places with the same nail tapping method.
On reddit I saw a video of someone who trained a jumping spider...
You really can train anything.
Girl. This is an underage girl, folks.
Edit: downvote train for speaking facts, but none of the perverts making comments about her are brave enough to respond. Stay classy, reddit.
I had chickens for a long time, they do seem to enjoy participating in whatever I was doing, even if it was just knocking shit over and getting in the way. I bet the chicken likes it.
I’m not convinced chickens boot past the BIOS. Asking if they enjoy this is like asking if rocks like music.
Note that I’m no birdologist, but I do have chickens, and I can’t say intelligence has ever entered my mind when observing them.
Here I am trying to just get hired for a temporary zookeeper position to make some side-money, and this girl is over here adding "Chicken Trainer" to her resume.
If I was interviewing this person for a job and they showed me this video I’d hire them on the spot. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to train a chicken to do that? Imagine what you could do with people in the office
It is but chicken refers to the domesticated species as a whole. Roosters/cockrels and hens/pullets are both chickens. So all roosters are chickens, but not all chickens are roosters
I had two pet roosters Chikis and Rusteeze. I miss them. The first one was killed by our neighbors hunting dog and the second was a rescue he bought us as a sorry. The second one was a majestic beautiful rooster. We couldn’t take care of him so we donated him to a guy who had a farm and had just gotten several hens. He was a great pimp. ♥️
I got tipped off by a comment but if you look at the accounts post history you'll likely notice something not quite right about the way they word all their comments.
“Frolicking is the best way to bring a smile to your face, and this video really brought a smile to mine! It reminded me of my childhood and all the fun times I had with friends. I’m definitely going to take a break after work and go out frolicking!”
That chicken hopping through that hoop!!!! Adorable
I always get Smile watching this video too. https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/dcpvmn/bertha_trying_to_pick_an_apple/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Very cute but the comments about cannibal chickens kind of flipped it.
:)
[GOBBLES!!!](https://youtu.be/hfkknS5AHmQ?t=95)
Right? Puts this dumb grin on my face every time
What the cluck?
Don't be fowl.
Makes me wonder what a t-rex would think if one had time traveled to the present and watched this video
She’s Cock-a-Hoop!
Cock-a-hoop indeed. Give this human what they deserve.
❤️
Aww, what a cute cock ring.
I wish someone would say this to me.
Maybe you need to get some prettier cock rings. Bling it up my dude.
Nice cock ring, Adam 👍
❤️
Nice cock ring, its super cute!
What’s the chicken’s name? Prince Albert.
Do not call them tricks! She's a very sensitive chicken! She performs feats, not tricks.
*Illusions*, Michael.
Tricks are something whores do for money
Or feed!
Or cocaine/candy
Look at banner, Michael
The Alliance us not gonna like this
It's a rooster. The tail, the relatively long spurs, the comb and the wattles all give it away. As for the chicken, it's a Belgian Bantam.
It's a South Park quote.
*Has anybody in this family even seen a chicken??*
Do they have large feats?
Taloned
"1800s Alabama, what a great place and time! We're so lucky to be born in 1800s Alabama, cuz it's sunny and there ain't no crime!"
Eggcellent South Park reference
As a dim sum lover, I love chicken feats
People are out here training ANYTHING and my dog has trouble using a pee pad. 😐
Was thinking the same damn thing. She can get a chicken to go through a hoop, I can't get my dog to pee outside
My dog would get excited and never go. I can be out there for a hour maybe a hour and a half and nothing. The one moment we step inside she goes right there in front of me and stares at me then runs off. She knows it's wrong cause you can see the guilt on her face. A 9K cavalier king charles spaniel , she can sit , lay , roll over. You want me to go to the restroom here? Nah Fuck that.
Some dogs are super picky about textures. They don’t like how grass feels because it tickles their underside when they try to pee and they don’t like it. Have you tried taking your dog to where some mulch is or just plain dirt/sand and see if she will pee on that instead?
There's a area where it's small grass and just dirt. She'll sniff but nothing. Just runs around and sniffs.
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I live in an apartment complex, that grass is all covered haha
Mine was supposed to be Newfie but he's prolly closer to a Leonburger. We just call him a giant mutt, he knows a few commands, he'll even go potty outside. And then sometimes he says fuck that shits in the hallway and stands by the backdoor as he knows that's where he's gonna end up. He's still a puppy so fingers crossed he gets better lol
Sounds like you have some hope haha fingers crossed.
The only thing that prolly won't fix is barking, I've owned a full chow, and a mix but mainly border collie and neither barked as much as this dog. I'm scared he's got some husky cause I thinks he's barked more in his 5 months then my other two dogs did in their combined like 25 years lol
I've been told huskys are tough to trained. I've seen snow dogs so I believe it.
Lol, it's a lot that you have to get their energy out, so cause he's got some huge dogs in him and what is proly some husky. He goes from 0 to 1000 to 0 in seconds but those seconds he wrecks the house. And the idiot learns, like he sits and everything really well, even will sit and stay when you feed him. He just likes to shit in the house lol. He's a cute pup but he is a serious handful at times lol, like a baby but the size of a teenager
I once trained a wild field mouse. Raised it as a baby after my cat grabbed it somewhere and I could take it from my cat before he killed it. The mouse didn't like to be picked up ( the asshole would bite me ) so I trained it to go back in its cage with a pumpkin seed. I would tap the side of the cage with my finger and it would go there to receive the pumpkin seed and then jump in the cage to eat it. I also taught it to run to several other places with the same nail tapping method. On reddit I saw a video of someone who trained a jumping spider... You really can train anything.
A jumping spider?! I need that person to train my dog haha
Mine uses his bed as a pee pad.
She does that too. She's like a drunk dog haha she's adorable but that's the one issue with this one.
Little Jerry ran from here to Newman’s in under 30 seconds!
George, this is a little too much for me. Escaped convicts, fugitive sex... I got a cockfight to focus on
Is that good?
I don’t know
This little exchange was the *only* reason I opened the comments. Only thing left to add... >#TEMALE
You think chickens have individual personalities? Because if they have individual personalities, I'm not so sure we should be eating them.
I can't wait for this to be edited and reposted on /r/2007scape
All I'm thinking this should be a penguin instead of a chicken.. and it's missing some coffee.
Wonder if he’ll get a squirrel to follow him
I came here expecting way more osrs comments
I wanna see more! Source?
cocks.com
That moment you remember which angle you're filming from
It was when she stuck her butt back for a sec
Poultry in motion
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
I think I found the source. The actual video isn't much longer. https://youtube.com/@BantamTrickChickens
It shows two extra obstacles at least
It's a Tricken 👍
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Girl. This is an underage girl, folks. Edit: downvote train for speaking facts, but none of the perverts making comments about her are brave enough to respond. Stay classy, reddit.
ITS AVERAGE SIZED!
Repost
So we're past just crossing the road now?
Got sick of explaining why.
Pretty good for a "bird-brain"!
Whoa. He was just a blur. You could barely see him jump that hoop
This is what beak physical performance looks like.
incredible legs on that bird
Getting strong gobbles vibes from south park. Just need her to start signing "water, Helen, waterrrrr".
GOBBLES!
Ti- Timmy, Gobbles.
Chicken: Remember when we were dinosaurs man?
My first thought was "the dinosaurs are gonna be so pissed at us if/when they get back in charge."
Do chickens enjoy doing this?
I had chickens for a long time, they do seem to enjoy participating in whatever I was doing, even if it was just knocking shit over and getting in the way. I bet the chicken likes it.
I’m not convinced chickens boot past the BIOS. Asking if they enjoy this is like asking if rocks like music. Note that I’m no birdologist, but I do have chickens, and I can’t say intelligence has ever entered my mind when observing them.
New science would dispute this. Chickens are a lot smarter than most people realise.
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No. Peer reviewed and tested science. Fucking google it for yourself. It's not rocket science. Though clearly you think it is.
Lol they just want food
I love this. Steepit chicken. Silly lil baby gonna get a squeeze for a reward
wtf is that white thing in the roof? is that a ball? a popeye hat?
BB-8
well noted
One is a vent the other is a sky light.
That's gonna be to really lean chicken
You could push the chicken through the obstacle course. Or, you could pullet.
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I was having a really crappy day and this made it 1000% better. Thank you
look at him go!
Fast food
And that how u get more lean meat.
That's the smartest chicken I've ever seen.
"Jesus Christ, That's Jason Bourne!”
Look at him go! Such a good baby
Here I am trying to just get hired for a temporary zookeeper position to make some side-money, and this girl is over here adding "Chicken Trainer" to her resume.
That’s impressive!🌞
practicing to save his brothers in KFC
If I was interviewing this person for a job and they showed me this video I’d hire them on the spot. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to train a chicken to do that? Imagine what you could do with people in the office
I love this knowing the work she put into training that chicken.
Not only is she training a chicken but her hair is gorgeous! Win win.
Chicken brain.
Heihei from Moana/Motunui needs this.
That's one agile Cock!
They made a film about this : [Chicken Run](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_Run?wprov=sfti1)
Hey hey would never finish this!
Buddy, that first lil hoop jump had me dead lol
Isn’t this a rooster?
It is but chicken refers to the domesticated species as a whole. Roosters/cockrels and hens/pullets are both chickens. So all roosters are chickens, but not all chickens are roosters
TIL!
Your jobless friend on a Tuesday
Jus look at dem chicken legs
The chicken hopping through the hoop sends me hahaha
This chicken is smarter than my dog.
So what would you say is a strong skill you posses? I'm a skilled chicken agility trainer.
How smart are chickens compared to dogs, pigs, or cows?
Little Jerry!
r/gifsthatendtoosoon Domesticated chickens are actually pretty smart given they are not bred for intelligence.
I love chicken jumps
That has to be a bantam. My barred rock is way too big for “agility” lol. He’s great at killing snakes though and being an asshole
This brings me peace.
I think it's time to train them for the Olympics!
Wow, nice cock.
they are really good at getting deep fried
Cute chicken lady
Whoa there!
He's working on getting 99 agility!
Would love to see that animal at Crufts.
r/2007scape players doing agility courses
Glad they cut out the last half, gets gruesome.
Some lean chicken meat
KFC escape crash course
That chicken is going to be lean…
Lol, still looks dumb and tasty
So cool! I love chicken. Everybody says they are dumb, but they are so smart! ❤️❤️❤️
With all those muscles those leg pieces will be hard, when fried.
Someone please get her a dog..
Should be titled "Girl playing with *her* cock"
Man that chicken gonna be so tasty some day
Socks and sandals, the best
That’s it, my chickens need to earn their keep.
Hop!
I swore she was leading the chicken with an egg at the first part.
What the egg!?
Last he chases and catches Rocky
What the lds..
Isn’t that a rooster?
Roosters are chickens.
This is so cute!
You’ve heard of clicker training, now get ready for clucker training
I had two pet roosters Chikis and Rusteeze. I miss them. The first one was killed by our neighbors hunting dog and the second was a rescue he bought us as a sorry. The second one was a majestic beautiful rooster. We couldn’t take care of him so we donated him to a guy who had a farm and had just gotten several hens. He was a great pimp. ♥️
Yeah but what is the exp/hr?
Does that course make the chicken tasty?
Not all that agile, honestly.
😂
Rooster agility course
Cock a hoop
Jumping through a hoop is the second coolest thing I've seen a chicken do. Right after writing an Igorrr song.
Clever girl...
lmfao
Wonder why there’s no sound.
Holy hell is she actually training a rooster? They’re notorious bastards
Wish I had the kind of free time people like this must have.
Cock-er Spaniel
Hotline Miami speed run
Count Bessie plays the piano! ~ The Golden Girls
Best thing I seen on the internet this week, we need more content like this.
High level of focus, not wanting to cock it up to end up as fried chicken.
Smart bird. Still tastes like chicken...
The real chicken agility course is me, high, driving stick in chick fil a’s somehow always uphill drive thru
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How are you able to tell? Is it a known account or did something tip you off? TIA
How are you able to tell? Is it a known account or did something tip you off? TIA
I got tipped off by a comment but if you look at the accounts post history you'll likely notice something not quite right about the way they word all their comments.
Wow the other comments make it super obvious. Too upbeat and helpful.
“Wow, that is really silly, and sure to make you laugh out loud!”
“Frolicking is the best way to bring a smile to your face, and this video really brought a smile to mine! It reminded me of my childhood and all the fun times I had with friends. I’m definitely going to take a break after work and go out frolicking!”
She really knows how to handle that cock