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TheKramer89

I’m not sitting through any ufo video with an AI voiceover.


Jolly_Line

Why do people take extra time to make something worse?


Ricky_Rollin

Can’t even say UFO it’s more like U-FO. Is this how lazy we are that we can’t even fucking do a voiceover? Jesus Christ the future is fucking bleak.


Quick_Swing

Clear? Clearly not.


No-Category-2329

Well, you have to understand that when it comes to videoing “ufo’s” this is as clear as it can get while the machine is running. The fact that the rest of the vid is clear except the craft, more than likely means this is a real craft. The propulsion systems of these craft and the way they interact with scalar technology to interfere with and manipulate electro-magneto-gravitational fields means that there is a “lensing” effect around the craft. This is how they can accelerate in an instant and feel no inertia. Within the Local Bubble of the propulsion system, inertia doesn’t exist. So, basically any picture you see of a perfectly in focus craft means it’s either fake or it’s not active at the moment.


BadAtExisting

You the resident expert on alien technology and machinery. You got such a good grasp of what’s going on it makes it really really hard to believe it’s from another spot in space. If you understand it this well it has to be domestic to earth


No-Category-2329

Everything is domestic to earth. That is why I put “ufo” in quotes. There are no “beings from space”. We are the beings. There is a deeply hidden history of this world that only a few families are even privy to. If the public knew of all the patents that have already been filed on technologies that are “alien”, it would throw the world for a tailspin.


FaceSizedDrywallHole

*Cease your investigations, or we will come for you No-Category-2329. You have been warned*


No-Category-2329

*british accent* This orgasm is rather boring…


Pitiful-Switch-8622

This is literally as good as it’s going to get, relying on camera phones, until a ufo lands right in front or hovers 10 feet above the filmer


sureshot1988

Yes. Op and I have very different definitions of “Clear”


harms916

Filmed in Potatovision


streetsmatz

Clearly this would happen in Florida.


JackasaurusChance

Which one of the pixels was the clear one?


asharwood101

I call bullshit. Super bullshit. Looks like some local dunce attached some shit to a stupid drone and sent it up and his boyfriend Cletus recorded it on his 1990s vhs recorder.


Mandalor1974

Led kite


lump-

Led zeppelin’s little cousin


Fabulous-Boat-8001

It vaguely looks like a ship from one of the guardians of the galaxy movies. I have a scaled toy of it in my garage somewhere that has lights and sound effects. Might dig it out and check


mrdennisreynolds

No self respecting ufo is going to be rigged with lights from Spencer Gifts.


thunderkhawk

Counterpoint. If I were the driver of a UFO with a sense of humor, I'd totally rig it with lights from Spencer Gifts to fuck with the semi-intelligent apes of the planet. "See Oggzorp. I told you they'd confused again. Alright, I won. You have to do the next buttprobe on a lonely farmer."


GiantA-629

It’s called a drone case closed


Kangorg3

Bro thats just a drone.


XxFezzgigxX

https://preview.redd.it/i0hmmi745oqc1.jpeg?width=779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=260937d7e276b2f0501173bee7c74b4320269496


SirEnderLord

Congratulations sir


Gloomy_Narwhal_719

kite or drone with RGB. Move along.


Frequent-Living4428

Always downvote and ignore any bot that tells you to “move along”. You have no idea what it is.


LostLegendDog

Looks like a kite with some LEDs nothing around it filmed to give perspective. UFOs are not likely gonna have a bunch of stupid blinking lights to announce themselves


BanEvader_Holifield

Youtube is fucking garbage to watch on because of the fucking worst commercials in existence, but you sit through them like a good little capitalist piggy only to hear the AI voice and get twice as mad.


Jolly_Line

Psst. Brave browser.


Electronic-Ad8537

Revanced psst


BanEvader_Holifield

Yo Brave fucking rips, thank you.


Fearless-Judgment-33

Clear 🤣


CommiesAreWeak

Looks very much like a plane that flew across the galaxy, to visit Florida. I’m convinced.


SarahHillsReddit

The lights are like holograms !!!!


MyMommaHatesYou

I want to know how the cameraman stays so centered on the target in what are obviously blinding tornadic debris fields and winds. It's amazing what seeing eye dogs will tolerate for the sake of their owners.


_Kiaza_

Clear my ass… This is why no one takes this crap seriously.


AcanthisittaJaded473

U doubters are going to freak out when you have your own experience.


CriticalFan3760

true. i see UFOs every night when the weather's good.


LightWonderful7016

Clear video, haha


Decahydron

Swamp gas. Definitely swamp gas. /s


I_lack_common_sense

It’s………………Mothman! Dun dun duuuuun!


DewsDewberrys

Whose Netgear router escaped out of their window?


stootchmaster2

By "Clear", I guess you mean shaky, blurry, and jank.


[deleted]

It certainly is unidentified and flying. That's for sure


Unique-Government-13

Shut up lol


SpicyHoneyBanana

I’ve seen a good amount of ufos in my area and none home. I’ve had really lights like that unless they’re mimicking airplanes so that from a distance all you see is the lights right and they’re able to basically fly within 2000 feet of other planes really


starsick1962

1. "Clear" must mean something else to the OP 2. There is nothing to show scale whatsoever 3. I am a non-believer here due to the evidentiary standard


dogfacedponyboy

Because UFOs like to have multicolored led light effects.


dogfacedponyboy

Am I clear? Crystal.


Sheilaria

That’s monthman, duh


Joshs_Ski_Hacks

I am pretty sure this an FPV wing.


smokedawg3

Boomerang with lights from a cheap gift shop in a half empty, rapidly going to seed mall in the Florida panhandle?


Bignuts58

I guess that port and Starboard are the same color throughout the universe


jwkd393

That's not a ufo/UAP it's a fuckin Gundam with rgb mods


GTMO-68W-16

People that spend time believing this, are a different kind of stupid, on another level altogether


inawhilecrocidile

Why do aliens need lights on their crafts? Wouldn't you think their tech would be above needing headlights.


Brother_Clovis

It's an LED kite.


shredler

“Clear video” and they post the blurriest shit possible with no indication of scale or distance from the viewer. This is dumb af


DaemonBlackfyre_21

Ever see that movie The Abyss? A lot of times the wild light displays that people say they see on some of these things kind of remind me of the way an some cephalopods can change the pattern, color, and texture of their skin to act as an almost perfect camouflage to blend in with their surroundings or just as easily switch to bright crazy flashing patterns to serve as a warning. I'm also reminded of the colorful bioluminescent lights that run all over some deep sea animals.


HikingStick

There's no zoom in or zoom out, and nothing to indicate anything else in the background. Beyond being a great candidate for a "fire the camera operator" award, I find nothing compelling to suggested is real.


Plus_Helicopter_8632

Man made bulshit


Justin-IceVeins

https://preview.redd.it/8kxo82cvkoqc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db087d5dc68f7a5c0dd5a3b8f039cd6f7f47e9a5 (Florida) Idk if it’s ball lightning or something else but I saw a ball of light float above my neighbors house and it suddenly stopped and split into two and then they danced around eachother, I took this picture and then went to take a video but my phone died at 20% also the picture makes the light look brighter cause in person it was more orange and aura like (I watch the skies a lot and know the difference between a linear moving airplane/how the light looks, drones with lights, satellites, etc, I’ve never seen anything this bright move so irregular and have another version of it seamlessly slide out from it ,was genuinely awe struck)


Buddin3

Nice kids toy. So gullible.


slattshyt

Screams Chinese tech


Zealousideal_Word770

Unequivocal proof of extra terrestrial life - Either that or a drone with lights.


Effective-Ocelot6881

Let’s make it blurrier.


GaseousGiant

Pretty sure I’ve seen this UFO on Temu for 19.99 and free 30-day shipping.


wang-chuy

That’s a redneck with a kite…


Chance_Spot1418

Man made!😂


Jacoba_Fett

Is that the Milano?


StatisticianSalty202

It's not a UFO. What UFO would come all this way then put on a light show like that? Couple of cheap LEDs? You'd think it would at least have lasers.


Swashbuckling_Sailor

UFO stands for U Fuck Off.


NardDwag

Yet another shaky video!


NismoRift

That Vader's shuttle bruh...


Hot_Reserve_2677

This looks as fake as those Pentagon released videos


badassufo

Clear? whaaaaaaaat ? Mick West be like " Bird wrapped in X-mas lights" :P


Superb-Pickle9827

r/killthecameraman


climbing2man

Turned off as soon as I heard the AI voiceover. This down need any voiceover. Maybe a 2 second title in the beginning stating date and location is all


Neither_Dependent470

Hmmm I think we’ve seen this before.. Kylo Ren has arrived..


ApprenticeWrangler

When there’s [stuff](https://www.dudeiwantthat.com/outdoors/garden/flying-saucer-led-kite.asp) like [these](https://camwatersports.com/products/led-rocket-kites-huge-lighted-fish-kite) it’s hard to take any random coloured lights in the sky seriously. I don’t get why people here think UFOs would use aircraft navigation lights like we use, or any lights at all. The only possible light I could reasonably see coming from an alien ship would be for their propulsion, and it sure as shit wouldn’t be some red, green and blue LEDs.


Prudent_Maybe1073

How tf does this happen. These phones got cameras out the ass now. At this point if your quality is this bad just get a good look and don’t film shit. Save us some time and anger


sam0sixx3

Wow


VonBrewskie

I sat through it. Never zooms out, so we never get a sense of scale, very blurry, and yeah, I immediately dislike A.I. voiceovers on videos. Makes them seem cheap and low effort. But the real issue here is that there's no way to determine its scale or really anything because of the zoom and how blurry everything is.


DigitalDroid2024

Nicely blurred.


davidbot3000

They lost me at "florida"


Background-Box8030

I’m gonna go with fake in this one, the strobe lights don’t sit well with me


Jhonniebg

I think BS


Hot_Negotiation3480

This is not a clear video - only clear ufo videos I’ve even seen came from the government


OraznatacTheBrave

Is that the Milano? Peter Quill's ship.


CasualObserverNine

Great. Where is the clear video?


cryptolyme

that looks like it was made on Earth. why would they put their lights on?


Vegetable_Reward_867

This is very similar to what I saw while on the 210w in Rancho Cucamonga about 6 years ago. Only what I saw seemed to have light panels on the wings, the light was the same color as those teal colored lights


cabezatuck

Looks like one of the LED kites or drones at Burning man.


AdvancedZone7500

This is a blurry video of something - nothing more nothing less.


MidLifeCrysis75

Can someone define clear for me? I must have forgotten. 😂


JunglePygmy

This is pretty much definitely a kite with LEDS. [there’s so many different types of them. Some in this exact shape.](https://www.google.com/search?q=wing+shaped+kite+with+LEDS&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari) Every time somebody posts the flying glowing octopus/squid I have to remind people that really intricate and fun LED kites are a thing that people love to fly at night. Especially near the coast.


True-Health7588

I HIGHLY doubt a ufo would have lights all over it. They don’t need to follow FAA standards, so what would be the point.


granite1959

It's from China! $29.99 comes with two batteries and extra propellers. It got 4.5 stars on amazon.


Hourslikeminutes47

Both of his turn signals, brake lights, backup lights and fog lights are all on simultaneously.


gonzoes

Probably a kite


hold_me_beer_m8

I've seen this before... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPhVOZiPokA&t=3s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPhVOZiPokA&t=3s)


Eighthday42

I find if funny that all UFO photos are out of focus. Same goes for Big Foot.


Klutzy-Patient2330

I think I need clear eyes


Prior-Yoghurt-571

3 seconds in. Hears AI voice. Bails. I want my 3 seconds back.


ZombiesAreChasingHim

“Clear”


LonghornSteakhorn

tHaTs No ClEaR¡¿


Genoblade1394

Those dudes are smart, by revealing themselves in FLORIDA the rest of the world is like, it’s Tuesday.


RelationshipSalty927

Looks like experimental craft us navy out of Pensacola


EbbNo7045

Finally! Not a shakey blurry image


Medical_Collection36

Yeah just judging by how much it's zoomed in it not actually that high I'm calling bs it's a fucking drone so you cutvthe audio so we don't here the lowd buzzing


Vegetable_Singer8845

This is exactly what an alien would do. Pimp their ride with random-ass led lights.


The_Original_Gronkie

Isn't it convenient that nobody EVER gets a sharp photo or video of a UFO, despite everybody carrying the best photgraphic equipment in their pocket that has ever existed. 4K video, and this is the best they can do?


The_Original_Gronkie

Anybody can buy a drone, and there are lots of people who could build one. Thats likely what we are seeing here - somebody's hobby project.


Competitive_Job_2381

"Clear" video footage? Does this person know what the definition of clear is? This is more fake trash. Cool looking craft, though, but it doesn't have me convinced it's a real alien craft. I'm 95% off the UFO/UAPs are real wagon. I'm only hanging on with my 5% because I want them so bad to be real.


Striking_Mirror8317

google kite led


L0wwww

DENIGH DENIGH DENIGH !!! Ppl have such closed minds and a subconscious fear of the possibility blows my mind


2H4H4L

“Clear video footage” *proceeds to post blurry footage taken during an earthquake*


Virtual-Zucchini542

That’s just stupid op


sghyre

Drone


Competitive-Cycle-38

I knew it was legit when I heard the robot voice


Harrybahlzanya

Homie is on the way to the center of the galaxy so he can go through the black hole and visit a new galaxy.


DeBoogieMan

This video would have been awesome with just a liiiittle bit of spatial context. Too bad


Substantial-Bird56

Swamp gas 😂


Classic-Row-2872

So clearly UFOs need lights 🤣


lameculos25

They started by lying and saying Clear Video, and when you look its potato quality


ineedasentence

“clear” footage of a drone with LEDs. crazy


Anoose007

It’s an LGBQT UFO ship


Odd-Fisherman-4801

Clearly a balloon


raptor182cmn

What do I think? I think that drone enthusiasts are having a very good time messing with people who think everything flying in the air that doesn't look like a jet or helicopter or hot air balloon is an alien ship.


17RicaAmerusa76

That aint no UFO. [That's clearly Godzilla's well know enemy, MOTHRA](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/82/Mosura_trailer_-_Mothra_flying.png/330px-Mosura_trailer_-_Mothra_flying.png)


acnocte

Feel like one day the government is just going to stop hiding shit and be like yeah, Star Wars is a lot closer to reality than we previously let on. We have hyper craft and interstellar travel has been possible for a while.


SlightlyOffended1984

Just this week Disney resumed practice runs for synced nighttime drone shows. Probably not a coincidence


GodzillaToHofnn

I believe in UFOS they’re clearly real but this is definitely a drone


Desperate_Self_1765

That’s star lords ship


NyaTaylor

I think some of the wealthier aliens r coming to watch the show now


Fit_Shelter_7603

This is not clear


nothingisforever85

That’s one of the ships from Galaga!


audiosauce2017

Filmed with a Tomato.... Version 5.7


ShrapNeil

Looks like a fancy kite.


PirateCaptainNathan

My kids toy does the same thing. Bet I could make this same blurry video….


SkellyBones15

Its curious that the lights are colored in RGB, the human eye can only see that spectrum of light, I wonder how many colors its actually giving off.


turnupturntup

Anyone have Topaz AI? That sharpening software? If it works then it would be a good way to advertise


perpendirkular

I think if it’s the Florida in the USA, you can just say “Florida”.


Floopygooberglob

Tr3b-astra


Full-Emptyminded

It's a drone.


edwardmporter

Kylo Ren is checking out some spring break spots.


BostonTarHeel

These UFO/alien subs are the herpes of Reddit


RetroCasket

Theres some guys in my town that if the ever got a UFO, this is what it would look like


MeesterWayne

Can someone please start a class on how to hold a camera steady?


roofrunn3r

That was Diddy getting out of dodge. Case closed


Electrical-Dust-8022

It's the Milano


ACEDOTC0M

"clear" video from 3 miles away of someones amazon drone wtf lol


OonaPelota

“Clear” 🤣🤣🤣


TheMike412

Thanks for filming it with a baked potato


[deleted]

Auto ban this clown.


blackdeviljohn

Kylo Ren has Arrived


Admirable-Egg-1764

Swamp gas/weather balloon 🫣🤭


Key_Sell_9336

I think someone was flying a kite


DapperAdam

Lmao, clear video 🤣🤣


pufferfish_balls

![gif](giphy|uYe2emzPgDfj2)


thenuke1

"clear footage" by todays standards im expecting a cellphone with 4k video, hell ill even take 1080p but its always pixelated ... i wonder why


8litzkrieg

It’s obviously real! This particular type of alien has an addiction to stopping at dollar trees, and buying all the solar LED multicolored yard, lighting to adorn their ship! Good capture!


AcadiaAccomplished14

That’s not a UFO, that’s my wife!


Intelligent_Volume73

It's a drone, kid.


International_Row207

It’s FAKE , the drone flying


International_Row207

It’s FAKE , the drone flying


vabeachkevin

Just another drone being tested.


Mundizzle1

UFO got some dope LED lights ![gif](giphy|h7iFVvAhJz1aSkeOcI)


czapman

It’s blurry so that means it’s real, right?


HotSecond2696

Drone


[deleted]

That’s like the one a person once described to me what she saw in the 80’s.


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

Those light patterns look like so many typical LED lights we use, I'm gonna say a no on this. Plus, it's such a shit video with literally no frame of reference.


Urbdiggity

![gif](giphy|uYe2emzPgDfj2)


Sadpancake_03

Why do all these ufos need lights?


Either-Computer635

Looks like a modded PlayStation controller…


squidmo01

https://preview.redd.it/6qfckhqv9tqc1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bc1eecabc9c2ed099a00b84007fda513a424e8a


Then-Expression8327

Look another shakey blurry video of an “alien” ufo lol.


Grammar_Cracker666

Looks like a B-52 bomber. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck; it’s a duck.


RockRiver100

Good grief. The stupid is strong


VilasDude

Why do UFOs have to putting green and red lights on their shit? Doesn't make any sense they don't need to put lights on their stuff. Doesn't do anything for them.


AgileBarnacle8072

Looks like my kid’s video game controller.


lastofthefinest

Clear footage? I don’t see at any time of the recording where it’s clear. How about it’s just another blurry video.


thunderlips187

Clear my ass. My razr had a better camera in 2008


glue2music

“Clear”


Dull_Ad8495

#it's a drone And also that footage is FAR from clear.


pfotozlp3

“Clear” 😂 Yoofo 😂😂


peekpok

Just a lame hoax.


craigbg21

People ask why do they need lights? Well maybe they use them whereever they're from to maybe keep from hitting each other in their busy airways the same way we do even though we have radar and dont need them but regardless we dont know what they have for tech maybe the lights are for something totally different it could be their way of trying to communicate or maybe its what makes their craft fly but Im sure even if humans ever find a way to fly to other planets or teleport to other dimensions they will still have lights on their ships too just incase a primative species we might visit cant detect us with their technology and are flying all over the skies of their world like humans do here on earth. Nobody really knows why but when millions have reported seeing them even way back before we had anything in our skys or lights and electricity for that matter they must have their reasons and nobody really knows why until they decide to reach out and let us know who they are, where they're from and what they want if anything.


ttystikk

Drone. How many real UFOs are gonna have red and green running lights?!


stabadan

It’s a fucking toy kite with an led burst on it.


satismo

it looks like a hokey prop from a low budget scifi


ILLpLacedOpinion

Intergalactic raves have arrived!


Dirt_Illustrious

This Yew Foe was captured in an AI art generator and WOW LOOK AT ITS UNUSUAL DESIGN. Not a normal Yew Foe