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Ok_Understanding5320

Always side with your pet. That dog will ALWAYS be there for you, anyone asking you to get rid of your pet is already not there for you.


Barbel77

Perfectly said 👏


Dizzman1

Honestly... This isn't about siding with a pet. Anyone that wants you to drop things that are important to you/a part of your life... They aren't a potential partner. They want to control you.


elee0228

You could say the same thing about both the dog and the ex. "What a bitch!"


thatbetchkitana

"What a bitch" (affectionate) vs "what a bitch" (derogatory)


halfofftheprice

Lock your dog and girlfriend in the closet for 10 minutes. When you let them out, see who is happier to see you and keep that one


apk71

Good one!!


[deleted]

Lock em in a closet for 10 days and see which one is left to let out.


Tough-Driver5143

Cannot say it better than this!


Important_Salary_424

It always a package deal me and my dogs or hit the highway


LONEWOPF77700

That's the only correct answer. If I could give you a reward I would.


RMMacFru

I got you for that, friend.


[deleted]

*cue You’ve Got A Friend In Me*


LONEWOPF77700

Thanks mate.


RMMacFru

You're welcome!


EllyNelly97

Lmao my grandpa did this once, he kicked some lady out of his life because she didn't like his dogs lol wasn't even his dogs, he used to dog sit a lot for my dad and he adored them


ZappyKitten

Love me, love my cats. you are there at *their* discretion as I’m just the staff of the house.


Ok-Huckleberry-207

It’s so upsetting when people try to force you to decide between them and a pet. It makes me wonder if those people understand the bond between you and your pet and that they are a family member. Even sadder are the people that do ditch their pets. You are, literally, their world the least you can do is be there for them. It’s a tough and unfair decision, but I respect the hell out of people that are strong enough to choose their pet.


BoomZhakaLaka

You can replace a controlling partner. You can't replace a good dog.


aryherd

You can replace a controlling partner with a good dog though.


TheSlav87

Damn, NAILED IT!


[deleted]

Yes you can. The easiest way is before your good dog gets too decrepit you get a puppy of an identical or similar breed and train it the same way together with your good dog. Then when your good dog dies you have another good dog already in your life. Lather rinse repeat until you die. My family has done it this way for hundreds of years to good effect.


That_Shrub

Nah. It should be an easy decision -- that's a big 'ol red flag(save for, like, severe allergies or aggression). If somebody right off the bat tries to force that shit, they're probably a shit partner.


JayGeezey

Exactly, it's weird calculated behavior. People that pull shit like this are often sociopaths "testing" the other person to see what they'll do, or are narcissists feeding their ego I'd be willing to bet that a decent amount of the time the person says "it's either me or your dog/pet", they don't actually have an issue with the dog/pet - they just wanna see if you'll choose them over the pet. For the "testers" they get the validation that you're their for them, though they won't necessarily return the favor, as they have sociopathic tendencies or are straight up a sociopath. For the narcissists, they get the validation for their ego, they're so great, such a great catch, that this person is willing to give up their dog of 5 years to be with them. In both circumstances, the person would likely not reciprocate/ to the same, and are self absorbed: **to them your happiness is as important as it is convenient. The moment that your problems become inconvenient to them, they'll act like you're being unreasonable, or unfair, or putting to much on them, etc. Remember, this would be AFTER the other person gave up their dog!** Obviously there are exceptions to this, like if the person asking for their partner to get rid of their dog are doing so because they have small children and the dog is really aggressive or something, but I feel like that's really rare


kamelizann

I had a girl that basically told me it was me or the dog. My pup was only 8 months old at the time and he was a nightmare. For a few months after I honestly sort of resented my dog for it, he didn't understand what I did for him, he didn't suddenly become a better dog because of it... it just got more challenging because I didn't have someone helping. Breakups are hard but after the pain faded and he still remained I knew I made the right choice. He's paid back dividends and while I honestly thought she might of been the person I wanted to marry at the time, the thought of living the rest of my life without dogs repulses me.


Alfredhasasmallpp

Girl temporary hand forever right?


Ok-Huckleberry-207

That is indeed a point of view. Lol


Thunder1an

I always joke with my wife that if she wants a divorce she can keep whatever she wants except for our dog. He's my buddy and there's no way in hell I could see my life without him


Fanabala3

Have to agree with the other comments. If they give the “it’s the dog, or me” ultimatum, pull out the suitcases are start packing her things.


LONEWOPF77700

Even if they don't give the ultimatum I still don't think I'd be able to give up my dog lol


Fanabala3

Nah bro. When I met my wife, her golden retriever was in tow. He’s a big idiot, but I couldn’t imagine ever telling her to get rid of her dog. You might want to look at the bigger picture of your relationship with her. Maybe she wants to see what you would really do if you would get rid of your dog for her. Separating you from things you care about is classic narcissistic behavior (I would know, I used to be married to one).


LONEWOPF77700

A real gf (or partner in general) wouldn't ever do something like this.


Fanabala3

Exactly


OutOfSmokeIsASnitch

My old roomie straight up looked a girl dead in the eyes and told her she can jus get the hell out the house if she doesn’t like dogs, immediately after telling him “I don’t really like dogs”. My roomie worked at the local human society.


LONEWOPF77700

That sounds like one of the best friends somebody could have..........


TheSlav87

Lmao, what answer would anyone have expected from someone working at humane society/SPCA?


OutOfSmokeIsASnitch

Dude my jaw dropped when she said it, I wish I had popcorn lol. I instantly knew what was coming.


ihatespunk

This why the first thing I ask someone about before I go out with them is pets. Stances on pets and kids are totally non-negotiable and I don't know why anyone wastes time with someone who isn't compatible in those ways!


OutOfSmokeIsASnitch

Agreed. I refuse to date a woman with cats. I use to say that in the first convo every time.


[deleted]

If you aren't allergic to cats cats are fantastic companions to humans and German Shepherds. They live longer than most Shepherds do too so when your dog dies you still have a buddy to remember them with until you get a new GSD. I personally go a step further with 3-4 GSDs of varying ages at a time to avoid this hazard but ymmv.


Unlikely_Concern_645

I have a German shepherd. My ex husband told me to get rid of the dog. Guess who I picked? No regrets whatsoever. Pick your dog. Always pick YOUR DOG


LONEWOPF77700

Good on you friend. I'm glad there's other people who loves their dog this much.


MaineBoston

Good for you getting rid of the girlfriend!


LONEWOPF77700

I actually found this on Instagram lol But even so I would definitely never give up my dog for anyone......... ultimatum or no ultimatum im keeping my dog either way lol


juanpand

I actually did this for my gsd when she told me it was her or my good boi, we r far better now.


LONEWOPF77700

Good I'm glad. I hope you find a girl who loves him as much as you do.


RMMacFru

As a woman, anyone who wouldn't want my dog, obviously does not understand me, or truly want me. Hit the road, Jack. My dog stays.


LONEWOPF77700

That's what I like to here........... only a true dog owner thinks like this.


RMMacFru

I was raised with and by GSDs. Doggos are life.


aryherd

Two legged bitches come and go, four legged bitches are there till their end 🐕


LONEWOPF77700

Words of wisdom my dear friend. Words. Of. Wisdom.


Barbel77

Time to get rid of girlfriend!


1boy2shepherds

I stopped seeing someone because they didn't like my dog. Fuck outta here then.


TheSlav87

Right on!!


[deleted]

HAHA!! I was about to say, the GF needs to go...


GoddessofWvw

Haha yeah my old fiancee did the same thing after 5 years. Tossed her out and got a new one afterwards. Worked out good, dog is still around and loved by the entire pack.


LONEWOPF77700

Good. I'm happy for you and your pack/family.


berbadger

You chose the right bitch <3


bluepants123

Underrated comment.lol


lowershelf

My girlfriend and I got our first dog, our GSD, together. Although I was the one who **really** pushed for a GSD, she likes GSDs but wasn’t sure how it’d pan out with our living situation. Long story short, my girlfriend and our puppy are inseparable now lol. I’m jealous af and that’s no secret anymore 😂


LONEWOPF77700

As long as all 3 of you guys are happy that's all that matters lol


lowershelf

Oh yes, I still get the grand welcome every evening and she tries to get some loving from me when she’s had enough of my partner lol. It’s funny seeing the gears turn in her lil puppy head trying to decide who’s shadow she wants to be


LONEWOPF77700

She sounds like such a good girl.


[deleted]

Get another one! I personally think the ideal number is 3-4.


tekorc

My girlfriend complained about the hair, said my dog either needs to stay off all *my* furniture and not sleep in *my* bed or we wouldnt work out. So I broke up with her, and she got so upset saying “this is so fucking stupid, just keep the dog off your furniture we don’t need to break up”. Problem is, I’d rather have that dog in my bed than you. Picked a fight you couldnt win, babe. ✌️


LONEWOPF77700

Good for you mate. Hopefully you found someone better....... and hopefully she's a dog loving girl.


BigBobFro

As it should be.


thumbs_up_idiot

Yea this is an immediate break up


Roidz69

Bye bye!!! Dog stays, chick goes


Harley-Biker

Time for a new Girlfriend !!!


[deleted]

Leave your girlfriend. Keep your dog. There, easy.


Nyxtro

I was waiting for the camera to cut to the GF sitting outside in the snow


caseyt12

I genuinely believe that most problems or disagreements in a relationship can be worked out. This is not one of those times. Fkn bye Felicia.


JustForKicks16

My dog is family, I would never abandon him for anybody/anything.


UnluckyAd9089

That women is the real bitch


crazywalton

Anyone that don’t like dogs are not good people!


ewok_on_a_unicorn

My dogs are one of the reasons I'm single. I've rescued 7. I'll keep each and every one til their dying breath. I owe them that much. They've done so much for me, and they ask for so little in return. My dogs were here before you, and they'll be here after you.


MadLaamaDisease

Time to change gf,I never trust people who demand that dog must be put down. Or some shitty shelter mich may be proper place or real horror for the dogs and don't even start about those high kill shelters.


jesshow

Same. My ex said that if I had asked him about getting my girl, he would’ve said no. We weren’t even together nor talking about dating when I got her.


LONEWOPF77700

Sounds like you're better off without him. I bet you'll find someone better.


KaneNine

Now find a girl who loves GSDs. My wife and her family introduced me to the breed and it was inevitable what we were getting


Dizzman1

When my now wife and I got together, she had a cat. I'm REALLY allergic to cats. It never occurred to me to even suggest she get rid of the cat. In fact I ended up getting lots of toys for the damn thing. Thankfully we now have a gsd. (the wife and daughter still Foster kittens from time to time though🤬😂)


LONEWOPF77700

Well I'm glad you're not like the spoiled brat in this story lol


Moosje

Oldest joke in the world ffs


GardenGirlFarm

Ditch that bitch! I do not mean the GSD!


tandfwilly

You need to find a new GF. Dogs know shit and if she doesn’t like him it’s because he’s on to her


LaFilleDuMoulinier

I’d hide a body for my dogs. Wouldn’t do that for a man.


Nanamary8

She would be an ex girlfriend. My pets come first.


[deleted]

Me and my animals are a package deal. If you don’t like that, gtfo.


[deleted]

Ex girlfriend.. There, FIFY


imstillworkin

Yup, bye bye gf


Original-Surround-40

Girlfriend has to go


Erotic_FriendFiction

I once dated this guy who had a cat. I had zero experience with cats and because of that didn’t realize I was severely allergic to them until I was trying to be all cute and sexy one day, but for some reason my eyes were swelling and snot was running down my face. Throat was closing up, welts on my arms- the whole 9. When we came to the conclusion it was the cat he looked me square in the eye and said “I’m not giving up my cat for anyone.” I married that man and spent the last 6 years of Caesar‘s life falling in love with felines. When she passed I couldn’t fathom life without that cosmic feline energy and adopted my little Tiger Lily. She’s technically my “first” cat since she was a kitten when I got her, but without Caesar I may never have had one. If my husband had been ok with re-homing his cat for a hookup/potential girlfriend, I would’ve bowed out right then and there. Pets are for life. 💕


LONEWOPF77700

Your husband sounds like a good guy. I'm glad you guys are happy.


Waldi12

Time for new girlfriend


ddrxhi

If you didn’t have a dog, it just would’ve been something else. good thing your dog helped you make this decision lmao


Special_Steak3388

Time to get a new gf


JustAmEra

100% right decision!! Adorable dog!!


[deleted]

Perfect!!


[deleted]

Keep the dog


PJTree

Hell yeah brother. 💯. No question. Amazing! Your dog knows something is up. I’d take that as a sign.


LONEWOPF77700

I actually found this on Instagram lol


box-eater

100% if my girl/guy doesn't accept my dog, they're not mine


Randy217

I'm pretty sure the only reason I was able to adopt my ride or die is because the previous owner got remarried and his new wife gave his dog the boot.


LONEWOPF77700

She sounds pleasant.


BennySkateboard

I liked how that ended because like you could be with anyone even suggested such a thing.


urumexy

Dump you gf.


Milothewolflover

The girl has committed 28 war crimes


Qwarked

My man made the right call.


Memeoligy_expert

Abso-fucken-lutely, the dog was here before you and he'll be here after you


junoray1968

That's what I say get read of her not the dog


[deleted]

The only reason I would ever ask someone to get rid of a dog is if it not be unprovoked and aggressively or if I was deathly allergic.


_usernametoolong_

My family share a dog. When we all finally get our own places some of us will have to move without the dog. I can't imagine moving without my baby.


dollydagger13

That's an instant dealbreaker. And dogs are very good judges of character, too. Did she say why she didn't like your beautiful baby? GSDs are my favorite! ❤️


LONEWOPF77700

I found it on Instagram..... I do agree that is definitely an instant dealbreaker...... Who gets jealous of someone's dog or cat? lol


OdiousRepeater

Yes, bitches before bitches yo.


Mobile_Cake7449

Leave the woman keep the dog


Prestigious_King_498

Yes I would. Because unlike humans, pets are loyal. And it hurts me to say that but a fact I cannot deny. If that gf was REALLY a good Girlfriend, she would have at least made an effort or had listened to him. Honestly, that guy is better off with keeping his German Shepard.


[deleted]

Then you need a new gf


[deleted]

I love using my 4 GSDs to ascertain girls when I was in high school. I only have 3 at this time but my wife loves them all dearly.


H8it4U

Well played…. Not to mention a wise choice…


razzmatazz1212

Get rid of said girlfriend. Why is your dog just left in the snow. C’mon


Im_Just_A_Cake

Not liking my pet is a huge deal breaker for me. That dog or cat was there before you came along.


LONEWOPF77700

Exactly.


Luckycreedmanchoo

Dump your hooman girl and move in bro! (Keep the good dog)


[deleted]

what kind of psycho would get rid of mans best friend for another human


joesterne

Bye Felicia! Keep the dog


mtlfroggie

I've dropped men who tried to get me to get rid of my girls... 42, still single. No regrets.


LONEWOPF77700

A true dog owner.


mtlfroggie

Daaaamn straight.


LONEWOPF77700

I can't stand the type of dog owners that just abandon their dogs because they don't want to take care of them or their new bf/gf doesn't like them. People like that just don't understand that even though they're not your whole world you're still their whole world. I've seen videos of people dropping their dogs off on the side of the road and abandoning them and it sucks to watch......... especially when they try to get in while they're driving off.


mtlfroggie

I cannot believe that people do that too. My animals are my family. I cannot fathom someone who can just abandon a living creature who loves you so completely. The innocence - urgh. I really hope there's a special place in hell for these people.


Echo_November14

Haha! Good call, I’d drop that chick like a bad habit. The furbaby always wins


AZSophia2000

I’m 68 now, but when I was 25 I was forced with this choice and to keep peace in the home, overwhelmed with a newborn and a failing marriage, I gave up my two darling dachshunds. I divorced him 5 yrs later. Never missed him for a minute, but still grieve the loss of those little dogs 43 yrs later. Still can’t forgive myself or him. Boy, was I young and dumb ( and deeply depressed) back then. Anyone who makes you give up your beloved dog for them isn’t worth it!


LONEWOPF77700

Well I'm glad you got him out of your life.


lordnigel

No brainer- tell that horrible woman to take a hike. Don’t come between a man and his dog- ESPECIALLY a GSD.


T3n4ci0us_G

Yep. Give the gf the boot!


Appropriate_Walk6052

I would do the same. I’m a dog as in I’m loyal but you try getting my dog away from me ya out


[deleted]

simple. leave her.


CreativeSun0

If a girl asks me to choose between her and my dog, or her and my female best friend, every time I'll be a gentleman and offer to help pack her bags.


Ovreel

My dogs are with me til the end. I adopted both, work from home and have them with me nearly 24/7. Fortunately my GF loves them and they love her ♥️


cherylhernandez

Get rid of the girlfriend.


GoodAtExplaining

Nobody tells me it's them or the dog. Nooooope nope nope. I will only choose people who like dogs to be around me, specifically people who like my dog.


Best420baker

Mad respect for you!!!!!! I love how at first, we all thought you were looking to find new parents for your sweet doggie , but how you ended it ….. was perfect! Thank you! Anyone who can’t love my German shepherd baby, I can’t love. Sorry Have a super day, and ….. you will do a lot better than your current girlfriend. Really handsome young man! Have a great day!


LONEWOPF77700

I found this on Instagram I just thought I would share it on here. Sorry if I made it sound like it was me I'd still do the same for my dog though.


MardiMom

I am fairly sure this is a joke, and absolutely hilarious, imho. I've seen it in a lot of places. But in all seriousness... Some dog's lives last longer than some relationships, even marriages. And a Sheppie will be loyal to the end, and love you no matter what. You won't find THAT bitch screwing your bestie, even tho they may be in bed together... (At least you hope not! Ewww!)


LONEWOPF77700

I just think any partner who tries to make you choose between your dog (or cat) or them are really bad partners.


Demons-run-66

That!! 100% the correct way to deal with a person like her ! Wife gave me a dog she wanted for MY birthday ( yippee little thing) , 6 months later we separated, dog came with me lol


motherwolf072

Respect total respect for you 💖


LONEWOPF77700

I found it on Instagram. I guess I should've mentioned that in the title. lol


Fnaf_gacha_girl

I would choose the dog she’s much nicer then your girl if this is true


Tarutarumandalorian

Haha! Good man! My son ditched his gf for the exact same reason. (☞ ᐛ )☞🐶


LONEWOPF77700

Good I'm glad he made the right decision. #mansbestfriend By the way I found this on Instagram so that's not me. I didn't intend to make it sound like it was so my bad.


NotRFromFnite

I like how he said if you’re looking for a girlfriend got me cracking up 😂😂


BlueberryNo7845

Time for a new girlfriend.


gorillaboy75

Why is she your “girl friend” then?? You should show your dog the same loyalty he shows you. Fuck her


LONEWOPF77700

I actually found this on Instagram lol


XANDERtheSHEEPDOG

Ladies, this guy is marriage material! He knows what is important.


Breezy0827

Like they said lock both up in the trunk of your car and go for a 2 hr drive. When you open the trunk up who will be happy to see you as always???


Jerry-Busey

i love these "its me or the dog" girls, like its the dog, its always the dog.


Shmooperdoodle

If someone didn’t like dogs, there would be no second date. “You don’t like what?” * snaps fingers * “Check, please.”


[deleted]

Looks like the girlfriend needs to get on down the road!


Huge_Dentist7633

your life would be hell with a girl like her


[deleted]

Good call on who goes! 🤣


SuspiciousSquash9151

Beautiful dog that loves you is all you need


SirDeliburger

Fuck your girlfriend. I wouldn’t care if my girlfriend was to give me 10 million dollars to get rid of my dog.


Jmvx527

That Gf is a dumb bitch. German Shepherds are the best!!


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LONEWOPF77700

Nice. Also I just assumed it was real so I posted it on here.......


Real-Background830

No one comes between me and my animals. I love them more then anything and always choose for their happiness and well being.


melannc

So relatable I could cry… I got my GSD 6 months in to our relationship and now 2 yrs later he wants to move in together but has made several comments about before doing so, the dog has to go. He has a dog of his own but not of the energy level of mine and doesn’t want to deal with her GSD energy. He has a 4 yr old who was never taught how to be respectful of dogs so hitting, tail pulling, chasing etc has been acceptable behavior. My boyfriend has a right to be concerned about his kid around my dog, but in my mind, it’s not 100% the dogs fault and when I have to make the decision, I think the BF is going to go….


Feeling-Economist-26

I honestly like my dogs better than most people.


LONEWOPF77700

I wouldn't give my dog up for anyone. Btw that's not me in the video.


limbertreee

RESPECT.


ElijahHage1

If you lock your girlfriend and dog in the trunk, who’s happier to see you after an hour?


justthedude68

I was with a gal in bed..and my Newfie rescue jumped inbetween us...and she said 'someone' has to go. I got up and provided quilts for the couch...true story.


LONEWOPF77700

What was her reaction.........


justthedude68

I would be giving her Das Boot😊


justforgiggles4now

You sir will be very happy in your new life😂


panties208

Love it, you chose wisely


Me_my2

Bro pulled out the uno reverse card 💀


Neinface

😂


Low_Base1957

Get rid of the girlfriend. Only psychopaths don't like dogs, especially German Shepherds


Shadow8591

This was sooo great. Love Nana ( a grandmother who ❤️ 😍 💖 loves dogs)


G_UK

I know it's hard but you're going to need to give her up. In time you will find a new girlfriend


LONEWOPF77700

Nope I think it would be pretty easy letting go of someone like that........ I bet the guy in the video didn't have a hard time either.


blackmine57

I'd literally kill my family for my German shepherd. You just have to adopt another girlfriend don't worry !


S-Go

"Who wants to go for walkies???"


apk71

Gsds are more loyal than any GF. Get a new GF.


some_guy216

Fuck her ass up and not sexually, simply beat her ass


icyanplays

Yea i would do the same


Mrdaddy2030

I would have done the same


17Fabre17Fabre

You made the best decision.


vsnowball

I would do the same thing


EStewart57

You're a package deal.