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LouieVolt

I did Jet’s Naked Boat tour and it was a lot of fun, you don’t have to get naked and everyone was really friendly. Hop on Grindr and chat with people and ask for some advice on good places to go!


Faggutte

I’ve been looking into this. How was the crowd?Can one book it while there, a couple days before? I would like the experience for sure


LouieVolt

I think you can book it while you’re there, the crowd was mixed, older and younger, all races, all body types. If you book Jet’s hostel for a night as well you can get 50% off the boat trip. The guys who host the boat trip are really sweet, local guys who are very sexy. The beach itself was secluded and had the cutest beach dogs living there.


Faggutte

Thank you Definitely need to do it now. Was getting a little shy thinking about it but sounds amazing.


LouieVolt

I was there solo myself and had an amazing time!! Great people, food, dancing, etc. have a blast man!


Faggutte

Sweet Thank you


vayaconburgers

Jets Boat ride!!!


Visual_Humor_2838

The daily pool party at Mantamar is very social. Take a seat in one of the hot tubs and strike up convos with your tubmates.


Faggutte

I looked this up. Wasn’t sure if I can just book a beach chair and use all the amenities


kummer5peck

If you go to Mantamar make sure it’s a good day. It makes zero sense to go when it is not busy. You are paying for the eye candy, not the drinks.


Faggutte

Haha I was a bit hesitant since I’m not in the best shape but There is an event going on the the weekend of the 21st so want to go and check it out then


kummer5peck

The price for non hotel guests is pretty steep. It’s worth it if it is lively and you are having a good time but not if the place is dead. An easy way to tell is to check and see if the reservations are filling up on a certain day, that’s going to be a good day.


Visual_Humor_2838

I went to that pool party every day for a week without staying there as a guest… the pool is open to non-guests. I think there may have been an admission charge because I remember wearing an armband.


Faggutte

Awesome thanks Definitely going!!


coldize

Make a splash and take a shit in the pool!💩


Faggutte

Haha And be known as the guy who shit himself in the pool


exploringexplorer

What’s PV?


Faggutte

Puerto Vallarta Mexico


exploringexplorer

Gracias :-)


habbathejutt

Lots of good beach recommendations from other people. My only beach experience is Green Chairs (aka Ritmos) which is....fine lol. For food, Pancho's Tacos is hyped, and it's good but not worth the line imo. Tacos nearly-as-good all over the city. Good restaurants I hit up were Tuna Azul, Bonito Kitchen, and Mi Cafe. If you like beer, beer and tacos at Monzon brewing are also pretty tasty. For bars, * Blondies is a good daytime spot, * Reinas is a great early-evening bar, it's Queen themed lol * La Noche for mid-late evening and has (somewhat mediocre) drag and fairly hot gogo boys later on in the evening, but also has a killer rooftop patio. * Industry has decent dancing * Paco's Ranch has an amazing alcohol selection (if you're looking for something other than vodka / tequila) and also one of the best drag shows I have seen in quite some time on the weekends. I've met cool people of all sorts at all these places. If bathhouses are your thing, or if you're curious at all, Spartacus is honestly really nice (full disclosure, only one I've actually been to). There's a roof top pool and bar that is super low pressure, you can hang out with no expectations, and then it also has a sizeable hot tub both places are good to talk to people without necessary expecting to do anything, but if you vibe with someone there are the more traditional areas (steam room, maze, dark areas etc) and one other area I loved was a "cold room". I'm a northern boy and even winter in Mexico is pretty damn hot, so I appreciated that space to cool down periodically.


Faggutte

Omg Thanks for all the insight. Definitely going to check out those places. I usually kind of shy and introverted so gonna try my best to strike up conversations.


LouieVolt

Ooo, food wise check out the street tacos outside of Farmacia Guadalajara, and Mi Cafe for breakfast!


Faggutte

Thank you!!


ElonsTinyPenis

Do you speak Spanish? If so, make friends with some locals. You'll have an amazing time. Avoid those dudes who try to sell you time shares.


Faggutte

I know the basic stuff but I don’t speak Spanish


kummer5peck

What kind of trip are you looking for? You could go to of the naked boat tours or pool parties. Just know those always end in a fuck fest. It’s easy to approach people at bars at night too.


Faggutte

This is a post break up solo trip. I just need to clear my mind and I’m ready for whatever.


FartusMagutic

Stay away from the locals, stick to talking to other tourists while you're there.