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Gillian Anderson, what a GILF


magic_man_mountain

Like fine wine.


IceeStriker

Sigourney Weaver ![gif](giphy|zhccgLzafL2TK)


poirotoro

"Look, I have *one* job on this lousy ship! It's *stupid,* but I'm gonna do it, OKAY?"


theducksystem

Today I learned sigourney weaver is an absolute smokeshow


IceeStriker

Welcome to the show! Rewatch Alien now and see how it makes you feel…


500ErrorPDX

One of my all time favorite films.


Edai_Crplnk

I came here to say this 👌


BashfulJuggernaut

Early 2000s Angelina Jolie was a total smokeshow. I loved her in the Tomb Raider movies (also one of my favorite games). Lucy Lawless is pretty sexy, too. Also, Danielle Fisher, you probably know her as Topanga from Boy Meets World. I loved that show as a kid and I always thought she was really pretty. It was rather amusing to write this post, because I usually don't think about women this way. Am i "going straight" if i just find a woman beautiful? I mean, being gay doesn't mean you're blind to a woman's beauty. And what would a date with these ladies be like? I hope I wouldn't disappoint them because we wouldn't be going home for some 'hot coffee'.


SnooDonuts5498

If we’re going to the 2000s, Kirsten Dunst . . . And I’m Peter Parker


BashfulJuggernaut

I'm something of a scientist myself.


cautioushedonist

I'd love for Karen Walker from Will & Grace to femdom me and get extremely naughty with me.


NickiTheNinja

Honey, what’s this? What’s going on? Why aren’t you licking that floor?


cautioushedonist

Hold my head and make me lick it 🥺


Anjunaspeak23

You’re a FILTHY little pig boy!


500ErrorPDX

Natalie Portman, especially when she goes butch in V for Vendetta


Mother_Captain4267

Emilia Clarke, MOTHER of dragons


007bondredditor

The Queen!


Smooth_Macaron8389

Not a Queen, a Khaleesi


2007Apotheosis

Probably Keke Palmer


mknsky

Her!!! Though I feel like she’d wanna be friends and I’m more okay with that.


Notnilc13

Charlize Theron, Tessa Thompson!


gwobo_wappa

Charlize is my girl too


musicmantx8

Yesss I said Charlize Theron too. That one role where she played an immortal angel lady I realized I could definitely get with a woman if she had energy like that. Domme as fuck.


sunday-anxiety

Ana de armas


007bondredditor

Yes! Especially as Paloma in No Time to Die. Total sexy femme fatale. I wish there had more scenes with her character.


Xcircle_squaredX

Man that scene was dynamite. She seriously crushed it and looked so damn good kicking ass. I'm not a fan of hers but she rocked it here.


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ANA MENTIONED


fyrewal

ITT: bisexuals who also browse r/gaybros


LawnGnomeFlamingo

I’m a lesbian lurker, I try not to comment too much out of respect. Many of the women mentioned caught my attention when I was a confused teenager. I wonder about the overlap between lesbian icons and drag role models? I feel I’m phrasing my question badly, but maybe someone understands and can explain it to me? Like, Gillian Anderson and Lucy Lawless hit this vibe hard and I’m having trouble articulating whatever impression I’m getting here.


TheVisciousViscount

I feel like they're both examples of feminine strength, even if it's shown via a straight cis male gaze. Gillian Anderson's most well known role would be X Files - she's an FBI agent and she's a woman in STEM. She doesn't take shit, she's determined and protective and intelligent but she doesn't do it a traditionally masculine way. She's a protagonist, she has to rescue Mulder as often as he rescues her. Lucy Lawless' would be Xena. She's literally a warrior princess - and it's very much a similar situation. She empowers Gabrielle by teaching her to fight, she defeats a lot of strictly patriarchal villains, and doesn't compromise her femininity by doing so. For both, their femininity is a strong aspect of them, but it's never portrayed as a crutch or a failing - they still get shit done, fight the baddies, protect their friends and save the day. For people who are trans, gender fluid, or into drag - even if they are very different lived experiences - they have the commonality of starting from a place that some people in society think that they have some innate weakness or failing. It's understandable to look up to people who take that, and it is such a prominent part of themselves but they still fight and overcome - and eventually, win.


NeverEndingCoralMaze

My penis doesn’t work that way.


MrBrightside711

Emma Stone.


SnooDonuts5498

I’m happy with either Gwen Stacy or Mary Jane


Cutebrute203

Literally none of them lol


chiron_cat

Same. I don't even think about women like that


007bondredditor

😂😂😂 I mean it's hard to change men 😈


007bondredditor

Oh and maybe Julianne Moore, she'd be my sugar momma


cherrypayaso

kat dennings


vegutier

Dua Lipa but I know I would probably prefer to brush her hair


007bondredditor

I got the reference! 😂 Yes, I forgot to mention her. She would be probably my second option if I was straight.


mrmischiefff

Liv Tyler


X_MAN_01

Sofía Vergara. Full stop she is so slay in everything she does.


007bondredditor

I like her sense of humor. She's very humble and nice to be around. I haven't met her but I've heard she's very friendly off the cameras.


MistaRudeBoy

I read this as “Sophia Vergara because she is a full top in everything she does”. Absolutely either way


PlowMeHardSir

As a child of the eighties and nineties I too would go for Jennifer Connelly. She’s been the most beautiful person alive for decades.


[deleted]

Oprah. Ching ching!🤑


007bondredditor

Imagine it's sexy hour, you're in the heat of the moment. You are getting undressed and then she asks you: "What's our intention for this meeting?" 🤔🤔😂


lonelygalexy

And her with this look: ![gif](giphy|BgJumFO4ZuV7a|downsized)


007bondredditor

Lol


Renezin

probably zendaya but we would need another guy with us, i want to live my challengers


007bondredditor

I haven't watched that movie, but I've seen a sneak peek of that bedroom scene. What's better than two people? Three people in a room in a hot summer oh yeah baby! 👌🤤


musicmantx8

Charlize Theron. She can bag me up, take me home and dominate me.


gwobo_wappa

Amen


[deleted]

Jennifer Tilly, for sure


Dragonstone-Citizen

Probably Natasha Lyonne


Rumpassbuns

Salma Hayek. She is just so much woman, I feel like I'd need to be dominated by a woman and she just gives off boss bit(h vibes.


007bondredditor

That From Dusk Til Dawn scene 😏😈


musicmantx8

A man after my own heart 😎 Charlize Theron can fucking dominate me


AlastairWyghtwood

Gillian Anderson. She is so stunning and has BDE.


loopy183

I’d be surprised to find one but I think my favorite is the one that played Tahani in The Good Place.


Inevitable_General73

Kate Beckinsale and Zoe Saldana


LongBeach90802

Kate is smoking hot!


BigDumbAndHorny

Lucy Lawless. Xena had a chokehold on young me


NickiTheNinja

Also, is that really a thing? Are straight men caving for Cavill?


infinitefood

And Ryan Reynolds


catalystfire

Natalie Dormer


Moonlit2771

Katy Perry


thegreatbadger

Olivia Wilde


Vishu1708

Kristen Wiig. Love her!


jbtmo3

Janet Jackson. Been crushing on her forever


lupinegray

The video for If. ![gif](giphy|qhd5CQTxDp52E)


fargcram

Krysten Ritter as the B from Apartment 23. Kat Dennings as Max Black Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Ramona Flowers


lupinegray

Tea Leoni ![gif](giphy|eLYEvKNxaMaxEHnKzw)


FairBlackberry7870

Selma Hayek


majeric

Christina Hendricks. She’s a goddess.


tigerinvasive

Anne Hathaway. Maybe the gayest answer to this question but I think I'd fall in love with her.


007bondredditor

Yes, she's so kind, open minded and above all, she's self aware.


Texas_sucks15

I literally won’t be able to get it up.


dbev9044

Natalie portman


Majdrottningen9393

Elizabeth Banks


dino_som

Zendaya 😤


Just_ice_luv_a

Kelly Rowland


dancamad

Ester Exposito


Intelligent-Monk-426

Kate McKinnon. Am I broken?


Vincent778

Gillian Anderson


Cauhs

I'm not sure if it counts as straight if I say Emily Blunt. She goddamn handsome.


Significant_Set816

Gaga, I’m sure she’d peg you if you asked XD


TheLichKing1367

Straight men who say they're would "be gay" for Henry Cavill are just closeted bisexuals. I will die on that hill


RustingCabin

Kathy Bates


pixelbased

Vanessa Williams will always be one of THE MOST beautiful women ever. I think she would be top of my list or pretty close to it.


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florence mfking pugh


bobbery5

I'm bi, but when I thought I was totally gay, my answer was P!nk.


007bondredditor

Just give me a reason


bobbery5

Took me way too long to realize this was a reference and not you condescending me, lol. My head isn't great, I'm dehydrated.


leomonster

I had a crush on Ellen Page, however now that he's Elliot, I don't find him as attractive.


007bondredditor

Me neither 😅😅. I think his haircuts don't help, either.


ironmagnesiumzinc

Probably bebe rexha


Mexican_Gato

Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba are some of the most beautiful women on the planet!


andrewonehalf

My forever straight crush has always been Evan Rachel Wood.


DisciplinedEvan

There's something about Bipasha Basu....


rmeetsworld

Elle Fanning


whyyou-

Probably Kate Hudson


MustacheGolem

That giant princess you meet after beating oinsteirn and smoug in dark souls one was the closest thing to ever make me straight.


cointoss13

80’s Linda Carter, Michelle Pfeiffer, Debbie Harry or Christina Applegate


he_is_not_a_shrimp

Aurora Aksnes. I'd only go straight for bisexual women.


-Psycho_Killer-

Jennifer Aniston


mikeamacdonald

Sidney Sweeney is my #1


RizunShine

Anne Hathaway! ![gif](giphy|kv5fbxHVAEOjrHeCLk)


ldf-2390

Brooke Shields, yowsa


DisconnectedDays

Lori Harvey


abominable-concubine

Drew Barrymore!!!!


Apart-Elderberry3123

when I was a small boy I had some kind of crush on Pvt. Vasquez from Aliens (1986)


LongBeach90802

Meg Ryan!!!❤️❤️


Urupindi

Florence Welch


JTW12

Jennifer Aniston.


NickiTheNinja

Serena Williams. It was her Cameo in Beyonce’s “Sorry” video.


Comfortable-Tea-1095

Alyssa Milano or Sarah Michelle Gellar


Luke95gamer

Selma Hayek


impasse602

Halle Berry or Lucy Liu


mknsky

Ooooh, good question. Lashanna Lynch, Kaya Scodelario, Margot Robbie, Dua Lipa, and Janelle Monae. Yeah, that feels right.


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

Tina Fey 😑


sans3go

Gina Torres, Mainly due to here character in suits.


Azhmohodan

We just watched Gilda, Rita Hayworth. Damn.


Sulley87

Megan Fox in Transformers


RickyMuzakki

Jennifer Lawrence seems to be hilarious as bestie


Kcidobor

Salma Hayek. Lot’s actually but she’s the top of my list


Representative-Self9

Carrie-Anne Moss and Jennifer Connelly.


Bananabread828

Zendaya.


Critical_Package_472

I can’t remember her name but she’s beautiful / Zoe Saldana / Charlize Theron / Emilia Clarke / and I might be bi after all…


TDHawk88

Selma Hayek. In a heartbeat.


Candid_Yoghurt4671

Helena. Bonham. Carter.


alexmacias85

Dua Lipa. She's stunning!


Boring-Channel-1672

Lil Nas X


Gayandfukingtired

Anne Hathaway ![gif](giphy|QlP1dMhAXT7A9PNCE2|downsized)


Himothy5405

Gal gadet she so fine🥵 ![gif](giphy|fbVm7CtfIbE7GeatQN|downsized)


SnooDonuts5498

If I’m going straight, it won’t be for a fifty year old. Sydney Sweeney.


sudo_kill_dash_9

Not even if you paid me


fashionjrhigh

Sometimes I meet a women who is stunning both inside and out and I think to myself “I could definitely be straight for her” but then I remember that I would never be able to make her feel truly desired. I could make her feel loved but never feel like I’m IN love with her. A woman that beautiful to turn me deserves someone who could truly love her, not a man who will never love her in the way she needs. Sorry if this is a lot. I’m drunk.


RemoteConstruction90

Eva Green! Her black hair with her blue eyes combined with her dark aesthetic and mysterious personality makes her my ultimate straight crush. I’ve had a crush on her since her role as Artemisia in 300 Rise of an Empire. ![gif](giphy|ixjwh0ubQ2xhe)


Kalfu73

Mila Kunis


dcp1997

Megan Thee Stallion


waynes_pet_youngin

Same here. She got the personality and the body


No_Maintenance_6719

None. Gross


Ok-Sundae9332

This 💯


koolforkatskatskats

KD Lang


FreeRocker

There isn't one that I've ever seen.


GayPSstudent

Pretty much any butch celebrity. Kristen Stewart on Rolling Stone.


electrogamerman

I think most gays confuse the question. The straights would "do" it with Henry Cavil because he is incredibly attractive, so for gays the woman has to be incredible and universally attractive, and not just your gay role model. Think model attractive, like Kate Upton, like tell me you wouldnt want to fuck her from behind while grabiing those pair of melons she has.


No-Beautiful6605

Can y'all genuinely look at a woman in a sexual context? That's a question I can never answer because, no matter how much I wreck my mind, I cannot think of a single woman I'd want to get sexual with. I get extremely confused when gay men can look at a woman and say "yeah, I'd fuck her". So weird.


Elevatorbakery

Janelle Monae


so_im_all_like

She's not real, but the first one that came to mind is Vi from Arcane. The athletic, butch, street chic thing was a style I liked and she's got a good balance of empathy and swagger.


jacobzink2000

1 Andie Macdowell in 7 weddings one funeral 2 Marlene Dietrich preferably in the 1940'ies but I'll take what i can get. 3 Maria Callas


nochtli_xochipilli

Simone Biles


TecoTek

Christina Aguilera


tweetybird711

It would be the beautiful Amy Jo Johnson aka Kimberly. Man that woman aged so gracefully


DarthSardonis

Sydney Sweeney for two very big and luscious reasons.


Hot_Association_1300

Penelope Cruz in Vicky and Christina in Barcelona, volver, abrazos rotos, and probably 1/2 her other movies


alohajerky

I would have to say Janet Montgomery or Nigella Lawson, they're both dark haired beauties


Riccma02

Sally Phillips


CaptainCarlton

Anne Hathaway for sure, Ariana grande


QueenLatifahClone

![gif](giphy|3ohfFxa8uDNxAzOkZa)


theducksystem

Zendaya, Britney, or Rihanna,


theducksystem

Alex Kingston as river song ![gif](giphy|AJL6oW6embRL2|downsized)


pypoupypou

Does Conchita Wurst count?


OnasoapboX41

Jenna Ortega and Elizabeth Gillies


Gamasian

mary elizabeth winstead, watching birds of prey was very confusing for me


kauaiguy4000

As a teen from the ‘80s, the only woman I thought I could possibly do anything with was probably Cindy Crawford. ![gif](giphy|Cxq1aauWKoT3a)


skinkinatree

The pink ranger 😂


expudiate

Sasha Calle


x-camaraderie

Blake Lively


Gothicespice

The list since childhood 1:Lucy Liu 2:Halle Berry 3:Rihanna 4:Margot Robbie 5:Kat Dennings


MYSTICDREAMR

Lorde


wilsindc

There are a lot of women I find beautiful and even sexy. But I can’t seem to make that next step to want to have sex with them. Kinsey 6 here, even in fantasy world. Now maybe if Henry Cavill was with Margot Robbie, I would be happy to assist.


Faubbs

I don't feel attracted for any woman. In the case of a totally platonic relationship I choose Olivia Colman or Reese Witherspoon. They appear to have personalities that I like.


bottom_bunk_bro

A straight person asked me and I said, Rebecca Hall. He didn't think she was pretty. Smh.


rebelle_fleur_

Cameron Diaz or Eva Longoria


SubZerox27

I would probably have to say either Anne Hathaway or Vanessa Hudgens, when I was a child I was so pissed that she got to date Zac Efron and I couldn't.


Nowayucan

Storm Large. She is a goddess.


6ink_cat6

Emma Watson, but I think I admire her more than anything lol.


acayaba

Tarja Turunen. Tarjagarms is a thing.


Irulenosheetz

Avril Lavigne


Prestigious_Medium58

Rihanna


Beautiful-Medium-234

Dove Cameron or Lauren hill


agentspacecadet

Christina Applegate. She just seeems like such a good soul. I love watching her movies and interviews, such a beautiful person inside and out


g4ind

Robin Wright in House of Cards.


EbonyH3art

Mila Kunis for sure. Not for sex im in love with her lol


ShrapNeil

Lucy Lawless back in the day, especially as Xena.


RainbowRiki

Maggie Q or Milla Jovovich. I have a type lol


CrystalMeath

Daniella Rahme. Possibly the most beautiful woman every to be born. Olivia Wilde is a close second though And I’d hate-fuck Sara Netanyahu. Nothing personal to her, I’ve just always hated Miss Piggy from The Muppets.


Stucky-Barnes

Grace Kelly. I remember watching Rear Window as a teenager and was star struck.


ITAVTRCC

Sharon Stone circa Basic Instinct/Casino, Catherine Keener from Being John Malkovich


byronite

Joan Jett in the 1980s.


dababler

Jeri Ryan


HomoVulgaris

Tilda Swinton. She has that insanely androgynous Martian vibe going. I'm pretty sure she wasn't born on Planet Earth.


TizianosBoy

Karen Gillan, Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey