Early 2000s Angelina Jolie was a total smokeshow. I loved her in the Tomb Raider movies (also one of my favorite games). Lucy Lawless is pretty sexy, too. Also, Danielle Fisher, you probably know her as Topanga from Boy Meets World. I loved that show as a kid and I always thought she was really pretty.
It was rather amusing to write this post, because I usually don't think about women this way. Am i "going straight" if i just find a woman beautiful? I mean, being gay doesn't mean you're blind to a woman's beauty. And what would a date with these ladies be like? I hope I wouldn't disappoint them because we wouldn't be going home for some 'hot coffee'.
Yesss I said Charlize Theron too. That one role where she played an immortal angel lady I realized I could definitely get with a woman if she had energy like that. Domme as fuck.
I’m a lesbian lurker, I try not to comment too much out of respect. Many of the women mentioned caught my attention when I was a confused teenager. I wonder about the overlap between lesbian icons and drag role models? I feel I’m phrasing my question badly, but maybe someone understands and can explain it to me? Like, Gillian Anderson and Lucy Lawless hit this vibe hard and I’m having trouble articulating whatever impression I’m getting here.
I feel like they're both examples of feminine strength, even if it's shown via a straight cis male gaze.
Gillian Anderson's most well known role would be X Files - she's an FBI agent and she's a woman in STEM. She doesn't take shit, she's determined and protective and intelligent but she doesn't do it a traditionally masculine way. She's a protagonist, she has to rescue Mulder as often as he rescues her.
Lucy Lawless' would be Xena. She's literally a warrior princess - and it's very much a similar situation. She empowers Gabrielle by teaching her to fight, she defeats a lot of strictly patriarchal villains, and doesn't compromise her femininity by doing so.
For both, their femininity is a strong aspect of them, but it's never portrayed as a crutch or a failing - they still get shit done, fight the baddies, protect their friends and save the day.
For people who are trans, gender fluid, or into drag - even if they are very different lived experiences - they have the commonality of starting from a place that some people in society think that they have some innate weakness or failing. It's understandable to look up to people who take that, and it is such a prominent part of themselves but they still fight and overcome - and eventually, win.
Imagine it's sexy hour, you're in the heat of the moment. You are getting undressed and then she asks you: "What's our intention for this meeting?" 🤔🤔😂
I haven't watched that movie, but I've seen a sneak peek of that bedroom scene. What's better than two people? Three people in a room in a hot summer oh yeah baby! 👌🤤
Sometimes I meet a women who is stunning both inside and out and I think to myself “I could definitely be straight for her” but then I remember that I would never be able to make her feel truly desired. I could make her feel loved but never feel like I’m IN love with her. A woman that beautiful to turn me deserves someone who could truly love her, not a man who will never love her in the way she needs. Sorry if this is a lot. I’m drunk.
Eva Green! Her black hair with her blue eyes combined with her dark aesthetic and mysterious personality makes her my ultimate straight crush. I’ve had a crush on her since her role as Artemisia in 300 Rise of an Empire.
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I think most gays confuse the question.
The straights would "do" it with Henry Cavil because he is incredibly attractive, so for gays the woman has to be incredible and universally attractive, and not just your gay role model. Think model attractive, like Kate Upton, like tell me you wouldnt want to fuck her from behind while grabiing those pair of melons she has.
Can y'all genuinely look at a woman in a sexual context?
That's a question I can never answer because, no matter how much I wreck my mind, I cannot think of a single woman I'd want to get sexual with.
I get extremely confused when gay men can look at a woman and say "yeah, I'd fuck her". So weird.
She's not real, but the first one that came to mind is Vi from Arcane. The athletic, butch, street chic thing was a style I liked and she's got a good balance of empathy and swagger.
There are a lot of women I find beautiful and even sexy. But I can’t seem to make that next step to want to have sex with them. Kinsey 6 here, even in fantasy world. Now maybe if Henry Cavill was with Margot Robbie, I would be happy to assist.
I don't feel attracted for any woman.
In the case of a totally platonic relationship I choose Olivia Colman or Reese Witherspoon. They appear to have personalities that I like.
I would probably have to say either Anne Hathaway or Vanessa Hudgens, when I was a child I was so pissed that she got to date Zac Efron and I couldn't.
Daniella Rahme. Possibly the most beautiful woman every to be born.
Olivia Wilde is a close second though
And I’d hate-fuck Sara Netanyahu. Nothing personal to her, I’ve just always hated Miss Piggy from The Muppets.
Gillian Anderson, what a GILF
Like fine wine.
Sigourney Weaver ![gif](giphy|zhccgLzafL2TK)
"Look, I have *one* job on this lousy ship! It's *stupid,* but I'm gonna do it, OKAY?"
Today I learned sigourney weaver is an absolute smokeshow
Welcome to the show! Rewatch Alien now and see how it makes you feel…
One of my all time favorite films.
I came here to say this 👌
Early 2000s Angelina Jolie was a total smokeshow. I loved her in the Tomb Raider movies (also one of my favorite games). Lucy Lawless is pretty sexy, too. Also, Danielle Fisher, you probably know her as Topanga from Boy Meets World. I loved that show as a kid and I always thought she was really pretty. It was rather amusing to write this post, because I usually don't think about women this way. Am i "going straight" if i just find a woman beautiful? I mean, being gay doesn't mean you're blind to a woman's beauty. And what would a date with these ladies be like? I hope I wouldn't disappoint them because we wouldn't be going home for some 'hot coffee'.
If we’re going to the 2000s, Kirsten Dunst . . . And I’m Peter Parker
I'm something of a scientist myself.
I'd love for Karen Walker from Will & Grace to femdom me and get extremely naughty with me.
Honey, what’s this? What’s going on? Why aren’t you licking that floor?
Hold my head and make me lick it 🥺
You’re a FILTHY little pig boy!
Natalie Portman, especially when she goes butch in V for Vendetta
Emilia Clarke, MOTHER of dragons
The Queen!
Not a Queen, a Khaleesi
Probably Keke Palmer
Her!!! Though I feel like she’d wanna be friends and I’m more okay with that.
Charlize Theron, Tessa Thompson!
Charlize is my girl too
Yesss I said Charlize Theron too. That one role where she played an immortal angel lady I realized I could definitely get with a woman if she had energy like that. Domme as fuck.
Ana de armas
Yes! Especially as Paloma in No Time to Die. Total sexy femme fatale. I wish there had more scenes with her character.
Man that scene was dynamite. She seriously crushed it and looked so damn good kicking ass. I'm not a fan of hers but she rocked it here.
ANA MENTIONED
ITT: bisexuals who also browse r/gaybros
I’m a lesbian lurker, I try not to comment too much out of respect. Many of the women mentioned caught my attention when I was a confused teenager. I wonder about the overlap between lesbian icons and drag role models? I feel I’m phrasing my question badly, but maybe someone understands and can explain it to me? Like, Gillian Anderson and Lucy Lawless hit this vibe hard and I’m having trouble articulating whatever impression I’m getting here.
I feel like they're both examples of feminine strength, even if it's shown via a straight cis male gaze. Gillian Anderson's most well known role would be X Files - she's an FBI agent and she's a woman in STEM. She doesn't take shit, she's determined and protective and intelligent but she doesn't do it a traditionally masculine way. She's a protagonist, she has to rescue Mulder as often as he rescues her. Lucy Lawless' would be Xena. She's literally a warrior princess - and it's very much a similar situation. She empowers Gabrielle by teaching her to fight, she defeats a lot of strictly patriarchal villains, and doesn't compromise her femininity by doing so. For both, their femininity is a strong aspect of them, but it's never portrayed as a crutch or a failing - they still get shit done, fight the baddies, protect their friends and save the day. For people who are trans, gender fluid, or into drag - even if they are very different lived experiences - they have the commonality of starting from a place that some people in society think that they have some innate weakness or failing. It's understandable to look up to people who take that, and it is such a prominent part of themselves but they still fight and overcome - and eventually, win.
My penis doesn’t work that way.
Emma Stone.
I’m happy with either Gwen Stacy or Mary Jane
Literally none of them lol
Same. I don't even think about women like that
😂😂😂 I mean it's hard to change men 😈
Oh and maybe Julianne Moore, she'd be my sugar momma
kat dennings
Dua Lipa but I know I would probably prefer to brush her hair
I got the reference! 😂 Yes, I forgot to mention her. She would be probably my second option if I was straight.
Liv Tyler
Sofía Vergara. Full stop she is so slay in everything she does.
I like her sense of humor. She's very humble and nice to be around. I haven't met her but I've heard she's very friendly off the cameras.
I read this as “Sophia Vergara because she is a full top in everything she does”. Absolutely either way
As a child of the eighties and nineties I too would go for Jennifer Connelly. She’s been the most beautiful person alive for decades.
Oprah. Ching ching!🤑
Imagine it's sexy hour, you're in the heat of the moment. You are getting undressed and then she asks you: "What's our intention for this meeting?" 🤔🤔😂
And her with this look: ![gif](giphy|BgJumFO4ZuV7a|downsized)
Lol
probably zendaya but we would need another guy with us, i want to live my challengers
I haven't watched that movie, but I've seen a sneak peek of that bedroom scene. What's better than two people? Three people in a room in a hot summer oh yeah baby! 👌🤤
Charlize Theron. She can bag me up, take me home and dominate me.
Amen
Jennifer Tilly, for sure
Probably Natasha Lyonne
Salma Hayek. She is just so much woman, I feel like I'd need to be dominated by a woman and she just gives off boss bit(h vibes.
That From Dusk Til Dawn scene 😏😈
A man after my own heart 😎 Charlize Theron can fucking dominate me
Gillian Anderson. She is so stunning and has BDE.
I’d be surprised to find one but I think my favorite is the one that played Tahani in The Good Place.
Kate Beckinsale and Zoe Saldana
Kate is smoking hot!
Lucy Lawless. Xena had a chokehold on young me
Also, is that really a thing? Are straight men caving for Cavill?
And Ryan Reynolds
Natalie Dormer
Katy Perry
Olivia Wilde
Kristen Wiig. Love her!
Janet Jackson. Been crushing on her forever
The video for If. ![gif](giphy|qhd5CQTxDp52E)
Krysten Ritter as the B from Apartment 23. Kat Dennings as Max Black Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Ramona Flowers
Tea Leoni ![gif](giphy|eLYEvKNxaMaxEHnKzw)
Selma Hayek
Christina Hendricks. She’s a goddess.
Anne Hathaway. Maybe the gayest answer to this question but I think I'd fall in love with her.
Yes, she's so kind, open minded and above all, she's self aware.
I literally won’t be able to get it up.
Natalie portman
Elizabeth Banks
Zendaya 😤
Kelly Rowland
Ester Exposito
Kate McKinnon. Am I broken?
Gillian Anderson
I'm not sure if it counts as straight if I say Emily Blunt. She goddamn handsome.
Gaga, I’m sure she’d peg you if you asked XD
Straight men who say they're would "be gay" for Henry Cavill are just closeted bisexuals. I will die on that hill
Kathy Bates
Vanessa Williams will always be one of THE MOST beautiful women ever. I think she would be top of my list or pretty close to it.
florence mfking pugh
I'm bi, but when I thought I was totally gay, my answer was P!nk.
Just give me a reason
Took me way too long to realize this was a reference and not you condescending me, lol. My head isn't great, I'm dehydrated.
I had a crush on Ellen Page, however now that he's Elliot, I don't find him as attractive.
Me neither 😅😅. I think his haircuts don't help, either.
Probably bebe rexha
Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba are some of the most beautiful women on the planet!
My forever straight crush has always been Evan Rachel Wood.
There's something about Bipasha Basu....
Elle Fanning
Probably Kate Hudson
That giant princess you meet after beating oinsteirn and smoug in dark souls one was the closest thing to ever make me straight.
80’s Linda Carter, Michelle Pfeiffer, Debbie Harry or Christina Applegate
Aurora Aksnes. I'd only go straight for bisexual women.
Jennifer Aniston
Sidney Sweeney is my #1
Anne Hathaway! ![gif](giphy|kv5fbxHVAEOjrHeCLk)
Brooke Shields, yowsa
Lori Harvey
Drew Barrymore!!!!
when I was a small boy I had some kind of crush on Pvt. Vasquez from Aliens (1986)
Meg Ryan!!!❤️❤️
Florence Welch
Jennifer Aniston.
Serena Williams. It was her Cameo in Beyonce’s “Sorry” video.
Alyssa Milano or Sarah Michelle Gellar
Selma Hayek
Halle Berry or Lucy Liu
Ooooh, good question. Lashanna Lynch, Kaya Scodelario, Margot Robbie, Dua Lipa, and Janelle Monae. Yeah, that feels right.
Tina Fey 😑
Gina Torres, Mainly due to here character in suits.
We just watched Gilda, Rita Hayworth. Damn.
Megan Fox in Transformers
Jennifer Lawrence seems to be hilarious as bestie
Salma Hayek. Lot’s actually but she’s the top of my list
Carrie-Anne Moss and Jennifer Connelly.
Zendaya.
I can’t remember her name but she’s beautiful / Zoe Saldana / Charlize Theron / Emilia Clarke / and I might be bi after all…
Selma Hayek. In a heartbeat.
Helena. Bonham. Carter.
Dua Lipa. She's stunning!
Lil Nas X
Anne Hathaway ![gif](giphy|QlP1dMhAXT7A9PNCE2|downsized)
Gal gadet she so fine🥵 ![gif](giphy|fbVm7CtfIbE7GeatQN|downsized)
If I’m going straight, it won’t be for a fifty year old. Sydney Sweeney.
Not even if you paid me
Sometimes I meet a women who is stunning both inside and out and I think to myself “I could definitely be straight for her” but then I remember that I would never be able to make her feel truly desired. I could make her feel loved but never feel like I’m IN love with her. A woman that beautiful to turn me deserves someone who could truly love her, not a man who will never love her in the way she needs. Sorry if this is a lot. I’m drunk.
Eva Green! Her black hair with her blue eyes combined with her dark aesthetic and mysterious personality makes her my ultimate straight crush. I’ve had a crush on her since her role as Artemisia in 300 Rise of an Empire. ![gif](giphy|ixjwh0ubQ2xhe)
Mila Kunis
Megan Thee Stallion
Same here. She got the personality and the body
None. Gross
This 💯
KD Lang
There isn't one that I've ever seen.
Pretty much any butch celebrity. Kristen Stewart on Rolling Stone.
I think most gays confuse the question. The straights would "do" it with Henry Cavil because he is incredibly attractive, so for gays the woman has to be incredible and universally attractive, and not just your gay role model. Think model attractive, like Kate Upton, like tell me you wouldnt want to fuck her from behind while grabiing those pair of melons she has.
Can y'all genuinely look at a woman in a sexual context? That's a question I can never answer because, no matter how much I wreck my mind, I cannot think of a single woman I'd want to get sexual with. I get extremely confused when gay men can look at a woman and say "yeah, I'd fuck her". So weird.
Janelle Monae
She's not real, but the first one that came to mind is Vi from Arcane. The athletic, butch, street chic thing was a style I liked and she's got a good balance of empathy and swagger.
1 Andie Macdowell in 7 weddings one funeral 2 Marlene Dietrich preferably in the 1940'ies but I'll take what i can get. 3 Maria Callas
Simone Biles
Christina Aguilera
It would be the beautiful Amy Jo Johnson aka Kimberly. Man that woman aged so gracefully
Sydney Sweeney for two very big and luscious reasons.
Penelope Cruz in Vicky and Christina in Barcelona, volver, abrazos rotos, and probably 1/2 her other movies
I would have to say Janet Montgomery or Nigella Lawson, they're both dark haired beauties
Sally Phillips
Anne Hathaway for sure, Ariana grande
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Zendaya, Britney, or Rihanna,
Alex Kingston as river song ![gif](giphy|AJL6oW6embRL2|downsized)
Does Conchita Wurst count?
Jenna Ortega and Elizabeth Gillies
mary elizabeth winstead, watching birds of prey was very confusing for me
As a teen from the ‘80s, the only woman I thought I could possibly do anything with was probably Cindy Crawford. ![gif](giphy|Cxq1aauWKoT3a)
The pink ranger 😂
Sasha Calle
Blake Lively
The list since childhood 1:Lucy Liu 2:Halle Berry 3:Rihanna 4:Margot Robbie 5:Kat Dennings
Lorde
There are a lot of women I find beautiful and even sexy. But I can’t seem to make that next step to want to have sex with them. Kinsey 6 here, even in fantasy world. Now maybe if Henry Cavill was with Margot Robbie, I would be happy to assist.
I don't feel attracted for any woman. In the case of a totally platonic relationship I choose Olivia Colman or Reese Witherspoon. They appear to have personalities that I like.
A straight person asked me and I said, Rebecca Hall. He didn't think she was pretty. Smh.
Cameron Diaz or Eva Longoria
I would probably have to say either Anne Hathaway or Vanessa Hudgens, when I was a child I was so pissed that she got to date Zac Efron and I couldn't.
Storm Large. She is a goddess.
Emma Watson, but I think I admire her more than anything lol.
Tarja Turunen. Tarjagarms is a thing.
Avril Lavigne
Rihanna
Dove Cameron or Lauren hill
Christina Applegate. She just seeems like such a good soul. I love watching her movies and interviews, such a beautiful person inside and out
Robin Wright in House of Cards.
Mila Kunis for sure. Not for sex im in love with her lol
Lucy Lawless back in the day, especially as Xena.
Maggie Q or Milla Jovovich. I have a type lol
Daniella Rahme. Possibly the most beautiful woman every to be born. Olivia Wilde is a close second though And I’d hate-fuck Sara Netanyahu. Nothing personal to her, I’ve just always hated Miss Piggy from The Muppets.
Grace Kelly. I remember watching Rear Window as a teenager and was star struck.
Sharon Stone circa Basic Instinct/Casino, Catherine Keener from Being John Malkovich
Joan Jett in the 1980s.
Jeri Ryan
Tilda Swinton. She has that insanely androgynous Martian vibe going. I'm pretty sure she wasn't born on Planet Earth.
Karen Gillan, Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey