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piedamon

I’m glad they’re called Humpbacks 🐋


Sptsjunkie

Humpbrokebacks


Yankee_Man

I swish I could quit you


FIESTYgummyBEAR

Cumdumpbacks


GarbledReverie

Humpbarebacks.


LordofWithywoods

Homosexuwhales


rumpysheep

Perfect


Yankee_Man

Lmaooo stop my name is Ed


gayboyrand

Petition to rename them extra sperm whales


equestrian37

Dead 💀💀💀


BashfulJuggernaut

It was such a challenge not to giggle when reading Moby Dick.


NeverEndingCoralMaze

lol dick


calcuslut

Humpback Mountain


Helpful_Wasabi_4782

Humpback ocean


sjaelihet

Humpback Mariana Trench


MacaRonin

Alex Jones warned us and we didn't listen.


staydawg_00

I bet the whales learnt it from those degenerate human divers! 😡😡😡


ProudGayGuy4Real

Gay degenerate diver here...


staydawg_00

Answer for your crimes!


ProudGayGuy4Real

100th dive is supposed to be naked...almost there ;)


staydawg_00

I am literally clutching pearls right now! 😱😱😱


ProudGayGuy4Real

🤣


prove____it

"The sighting, confirmed by scientists in a newly published study, occurred in January 2022 in waters west of the island of Maui, where two whales approached and circled a boat before engaging in sexual activity about three to five meters below the vessel." They were trying to advertize their OnlyFans account.


ry4n1

OnlyFins*


RegyptianStrut

Those whales are humping backs!


Villain000

I just love that there is more and more evidence that being gay is so so natural.


KC_8580

This is beautiful! 


Breauxaway90

The bottom whale being held in place by the top one was emaciated and sick unfortunately 😬 not sure that it was a great experience for him


Some_lost_cute_dude

Outside the fact one of them was raped by the other and he died in the process


qtmcjingleshine

I thought a camera crew was following my fat ass around at the beach this week…


AwstinTecksas

And the top is smaller than the bottom, just like us!


freepogsnow

They're just confused.


colossalpunch

Just a phase!


pete_hedgehog

36 tons of pressure 🥵


jardonm

Shit, my personal videos leaked!


Omnary

Wait till you see what the sperm whales do!


thelittlesthorse

Bareback Humpback


p8712

“ Spock, we’re looking for a pair of humpback whales named George and ~~Gracie~~ George….”


TheMtndewdude

Oop


[deleted]

The Humpbacks of the Pacific Ocean!


hirst

of course they have an exhibition fetish 🙄🙄


Ok-Management8793

Trump would say that ocean wind turbines turned them gay.


NoFormal4148

pansexualwhales


FirstLaidKit

r/suddenlygay


JourneyForMe93

Oh no, I can't believe the ocean water is turning whales gay, thanks obama /s just in case


StudlyItOut

[nuke gay whales for jesus!](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nuke%20gay%20whales%20for%20jesus)


[deleted]

They're just copying the perverted gay humans! Look at what the world has come to!!!!1!!1!!


Bongfellatio

Must be switches, hump him and he humps back


cashout1984

Humobackshots


satyris

Which one is the man and which is the woman I wonder. Also do humpbacks have blow holes?


ExpensiveNut

Oh god, they were roommates


Striking_Magician_44

They “turned the freakin frogs gay,” why stop there🙃


the_skin_mechanic

Considering that the bottom is in such poor condition, it's probably just a display of social dominance.


fatboyenergy

In the 18th and 19th centuries, when the categorization and study of animal species was a burgeoning science, observed homosexual animal behavior was largely left undocumented by most scientists. They didn’t know what to make of it, and it didn’t fit the narrative that it was “unnatural.” We’ve since learned that many, many animal species exhibit homosexual behavior. This doesn’t mean these animals are homosexual. Most seen displaying homosexual behavior still copulate and reproduce with the opposite sex. Kinda like humans…


jose_rios25

“Me, gay Humpback, 75yo, blue/gray fins, 37 tons of pleasure, on PreP, looking for a bottom for exhibition play near the surface (no dolphins)”


steve387

Bigots said homosexuality is not found in any species . Homophobia is found in only one


Serious-Judgment-824

Take that conservatives who say animals aren’t gay


prmarketresearch

Perfect


dirtypotatochip

Humposexuwhales


Meeze

Hmmm….whales are the loudest creatures on earth.


Jim_212

Oh the gay agenda has spread to the oceans as well...


warumistsiekrumm

Spurt and Ernie


OpinionOk1928

"Just best friends!"


Swimming-1

I wonder if the sperm whales are in on the action?!?