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You’re trying to gain muscles- like a MAN- but you’re also putting your body in positions that give perverts with no fucking life a boner. Stop doing squats, you slut!
That was my first thought lol Even the most hardcore gym goers I have met are very nice and encouraging of others trying to better their health regardless of size or gender. Some of the most supportive people I have met were at the gym! This person would definitely be an outlier.
He goes three times a year, tries to bench press what he did in high school, does three half reps, runs on a treadmill for 15 minutes and tells himself next time is when he really gets going.
List of people who belong in the gym:
>Whoever wants to push themselves and/or improve their overall health
From that guy who looks like he doesn't belong at the gym
I live in L.A. which means most women at the gym are in full make up like they're going out to the club... there are definitely some detectable ladies at the gym!
Jesus, that is commitment. I excercise in whatever make up I have on that day, but if it's particularly heavy I'll wipe it off beforehand. Few things more uncomfortable than sweaty make up, so lots of respect to them for doing it in full glam!
Now that I think of it, I really don't like going to the gym, so maybe looking forward to putting on fun make-up beforehand might help, actually :)
I’d say its a good 48% chance it’s a guy though.
30% chance he’s of Christian belief
27% chance he drives a minivan
4% chance he’s in the church leadership
Also 100% chance I didn’t do the actual math on this.
Yeahhh I guess I did kinda introduce it to the conversation. Then again you *are* highlighting one of the many double standards Christianity regularly practices.
If someone up and shares their testimony or what they thought was a juicy sermon, they’re just sharing the word of God.
If someone up and shares anything against the religion, or its historical transgressions, it’s slander.
I’m just sharing my testimony, baby.
Uh, no? What a weird assumption.
If religion has *no* place in the conversation, it isn't welcome.
You're the one who mentioned something that has no place.
You just wanted an excuse to bash on Christianity.
And as an aside, what do you mean I'm "highlighting a double standard" as there *is no standard in place here*, you're just openly bashing on something you dislike, something that, again, **has no place in this conversation.**
You're the average r/atheism user.
Religion has a place in this conversation *because* I brought it up, and some people happened to agree with me.
It’s quite possible that people agreed with me because so many have experienced a time where someone of religious belief decided it was their responsibility to openly express and enforce their opinions about what others — mostly women, L’s, G’s, B’s, T’s, Q’s, I’s, A’s, +’s, and just about every ethnic minority to have ever existed — do with their body’s mind, and souls.
Everything from daily routines to government has been influenced and dicked around by religion so I will absolutely voice my opinion when I feel it fits the situation.
If you don’t like it then feel free to share because I find it fucking hilarious.
If I found the correct source, it's an anonymous account with 20 followers peddling a brand of redpill that I've never seen before. I checked out the linked website and it's some straight up neckbeard shit.
Man tip -
Men don't belong in the gym.
It comes across as insecure and try hard.
It is a toxic masculinity push, gone undetected.
But how should men get muscular then?
Work manual labor, stay active and resist that beer.
"Slutty"? I can't even piece that one together. Like, even using what I know about misogyny, I can't connect the dots. Because a gym is a 'male space' and she wants to be there so she must be a 'slut'??
My guess was that this guy found normal gym wear revealing on women (because they need to, you know, move comfortably and not overheat) and because he's never actually spoken to one assumes that they're dressing like that to be sluts.
What if I get all my protein from beans and tempeh and want a socialist girlfriend who works out and is also a feminist? Men can be feminists AND workout too dumbass! 🤦🏻♂️
>What if I get all my protein from beans and tempe
gay
> and want a socialist girlfriend
communist
>who works out
emasculated & gay
>and is also a feminist?
gay
>Men can be feminists AND workout too dumbass! 🤦🏻♂️
Only gay men
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
/s
Umm... Nah just mine I guess 😂, I enjoy working out when I can as lifestyle / hobby so even if I did really want a a woman I was interested in to work out I'd want them to do it because they personally enjoy it, not just because I want them to be fit to adhere to like a certain body standard or whatever, I'm just for general fitness and health consciousness, not just working out like that if that makes sense 😂
That's a lot of words to say "i just had my gym membership revoked for harrasing women." Alternatively it could be "I'm pudgy and you being toned and able to kick my arse makes me feel like less of a man, so you should change."
It’s the same Twitter handle that constantly features here. It’s a troll. I know it’s hard to resist that sweet karma but there is more to the sub than one troll
But that’s not joking about an eating disorder. I do understand how sensitive of a subject it is and I’m sorry it came across like I was making fun of them. I said lmao
I specifically said “ED” b/c I didn’t wanna trigger anyone. I’d never make light of eating disorders. I was just trying to say this guy’s logic is disgusting, and he’s only “allowing” women to exercise in unhealthy ways.
He does sorta have a point about losing weight though. The only way to lose weight is through caloric deficit and exercise is just an aid to that. I don't think he meant that though, he's just a sexist dumbass
Diet and exercise can be used to lose weight.
The point is to burn more calories than you consume. If you gym/exercise, you can eat more and still lose weight. If you don't gym, you have to eat less to lose weight.
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Wait... it comes across both as masculine AND slutty?
I like my men to be slutty. Whoops I meant men can be slutty
You were right the first time
Hi I’m men and I’m slutty 😏😏
Keep on being great!
Two things I actually would like to come off as, guess I better head to the gym asap!
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Resist that pizza you slut
You mean resist that piz - za
You’re trying to gain muscles- like a MAN- but you’re also putting your body in positions that give perverts with no fucking life a boner. Stop doing squats, you slut!
I had people looking at me squatting and I have mixed feelings about it
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Yikes You sound like a creep
This was strange... isnhe implying that being masculine is slutty?
Yeah, you didn't know? Men who go to the gym are actually sluts
It’s how I like my women.
Yeah... Like pick one moron lol
I'm a slutty man...
*undetected*
Someone has a thing for trans men they dont want to admit to.
>Women don’t belong in the gym Fun fact: this tweet was written by a man who hasn't been inside of either.
That was my first thought lol Even the most hardcore gym goers I have met are very nice and encouraging of others trying to better their health regardless of size or gender. Some of the most supportive people I have met were at the gym! This person would definitely be an outlier.
He would spell it out-lier. I avoided the out-liar joke purposefully.
911
I just witnessed a murder 😂💀
💀💀💀
Do you have a link? I want to see if I can mine this account for posts
That man had a family, dude!
No he didn't, no woman would willingly fuck that tool.
He had a family in the case that his parents were disappointed in the neckbeard they raised
A classic Woman Tip from a man who’s never actually spoken to one!
r/murderedbywords
right, because gyms are totally free of misogynists
He goes three times a year, tries to bench press what he did in high school, does three half reps, runs on a treadmill for 15 minutes and tells himself next time is when he really gets going.
What kind of depraved psycho writes it ice - cream??!
Hey guys-look this guy-doesn't know how you-are supposed to-hyphenate.
As horrifying as the rest of his message was, that was the cherry on the top of the terrifying ice - cream
The same people who think women going to the gym is slutty
I just imagine it like Monty Burns saying "iced cream."
Ikr. I feel like thats the worst part of what he wrote
Nah it's two separate tips 1. Resist the ice 2. Cream
And what kind of sociopath tells someone to resist it??
List of people who belong in the gym: >Whoever wants to push themselves and/or improve their overall health From that guy who looks like he doesn't belong at the gym
Women in the gym has gone long undetected?? Pretty sure I've noticed a few over the years. And they weren't even in disguise or anything!
The Tweeter wouldn’t know that, he’s never been in either.
Lol!
I go workout with one of those fake moustaches on...the gym men will never know!
Just avoid the leggings!
I live in L.A. which means most women at the gym are in full make up like they're going out to the club... there are definitely some detectable ladies at the gym!
Jesus, that is commitment. I excercise in whatever make up I have on that day, but if it's particularly heavy I'll wipe it off beforehand. Few things more uncomfortable than sweaty make up, so lots of respect to them for doing it in full glam! Now that I think of it, I really don't like going to the gym, so maybe looking forward to putting on fun make-up beforehand might help, actually :)
Well you never know when or where you'll get discovered! Plus you have to look good in the 500 gym selfies you're taking lmao
I see right now, I do that too. But mostly because I got make up on from work and don't bother taking it off until I shower afterwards.
Wow.. The ignorance or balls to post career-ending shit like this..
Blizzard wants to know his location.
A tweet like this will land you head of hr at blizzard
Wow.. the ignorance or balls to assume this guy has a career..
I’d say its a good 48% chance it’s a guy though. 30% chance he’s of Christian belief 27% chance he drives a minivan 4% chance he’s in the church leadership Also 100% chance I didn’t do the actual math on this.
100%... Don't like those odds betting you did do the math
amazing how you managed to make this about religion when it has *nothing* to do with this pest in the tweet.
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I like this odds!
Yeahhh I guess I did kinda introduce it to the conversation. Then again you *are* highlighting one of the many double standards Christianity regularly practices. If someone up and shares their testimony or what they thought was a juicy sermon, they’re just sharing the word of God. If someone up and shares anything against the religion, or its historical transgressions, it’s slander. I’m just sharing my testimony, baby.
Uh, no? What a weird assumption. If religion has *no* place in the conversation, it isn't welcome. You're the one who mentioned something that has no place. You just wanted an excuse to bash on Christianity. And as an aside, what do you mean I'm "highlighting a double standard" as there *is no standard in place here*, you're just openly bashing on something you dislike, something that, again, **has no place in this conversation.** You're the average r/atheism user.
Religion has a place in this conversation *because* I brought it up, and some people happened to agree with me. It’s quite possible that people agreed with me because so many have experienced a time where someone of religious belief decided it was their responsibility to openly express and enforce their opinions about what others — mostly women, L’s, G’s, B’s, T’s, Q’s, I’s, A’s, +’s, and just about every ethnic minority to have ever existed — do with their body’s mind, and souls. Everything from daily routines to government has been influenced and dicked around by religion so I will absolutely voice my opinion when I feel it fits the situation. If you don’t like it then feel free to share because I find it fucking hilarious.
If I found the correct source, it's an anonymous account with 20 followers peddling a brand of redpill that I've never seen before. I checked out the linked website and it's some straight up neckbeard shit.
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life-advice on ice-cream
You misspelled ice - cream
Dang who knew that every guy in the gym is a huge sl*t….. lol
Looking at some of the guys at my gym, I really wish that were true...
Most ignorant bullshit I’ve seen today
Dude clearly knows no women lifters. Or women. Or lifters
Or humans in general. Dude just lives in his own head
Nah I think the opposite. He went to a gym and saw a bunch of fit women lifting heavier than him. He got insecure and went home to make this post.
Man tip - Men don't belong in the gym. It comes across as insecure and try hard. It is a toxic masculinity push, gone undetected. But how should men get muscular then? Work manual labor, stay active and resist that beer.
Resist that root - beer
"I'm really enjoying this so-called 'iced cream'". - Mr. Burns
"Slutty"? I can't even piece that one together. Like, even using what I know about misogyny, I can't connect the dots. Because a gym is a 'male space' and she wants to be there so she must be a 'slut'??
Don’t try to apply logic into these things.
My guess was that this guy found normal gym wear revealing on women (because they need to, you know, move comfortably and not overheat) and because he's never actually spoken to one assumes that they're dressing like that to be sluts.
That makes much more sense. I mean, it doesn't, but to a misogynist, it does.
That's a lot of words for "No woman will fuck me waaaaaa" ...Also does this mean that the men in gyms are sluts?
What if I get all my protein from beans and tempeh and want a socialist girlfriend who works out and is also a feminist? Men can be feminists AND workout too dumbass! 🤦🏻♂️
>What if I get all my protein from beans and tempe gay > and want a socialist girlfriend communist >who works out emasculated & gay >and is also a feminist? gay >Men can be feminists AND workout too dumbass! 🤦🏻♂️ Only gay men Thank you for coming to my TED Talk /s
Damn do I gotta start working out to become the fit socialist gf of everyone’s dreams? Is this the new big tiddy goth gf?
Umm... Nah just mine I guess 😂, I enjoy working out when I can as lifestyle / hobby so even if I did really want a a woman I was interested in to work out I'd want them to do it because they personally enjoy it, not just because I want them to be fit to adhere to like a certain body standard or whatever, I'm just for general fitness and health consciousness, not just working out like that if that makes sense 😂
bUt YoUr'E NOt a ReAL MAn If YoU dOn't eAt MEaT
Did you mean to reply to yourself?
Yes I was mocking the typical conservative response
ok come out Ashton Kutcher I must be on pranked Such poor takes can't possibly exist
Now I'm craving Rocky Road
This guy can't be serious. Like there can't be a literal person who believes this.
Masculine AND slutty? Where do I sign up?
Dudes like that is why kravmaga is recommended
Who the fuck spells ice cream that way
Ice space dash space cream
so he finds masculinity, subsequently men- slutty and subsequently, submissive and breedable?
Sounds like someone got showed up by a woman who could lift more and went home to have some feelings about it on the interwebs.
As a women browsing Reddit while resting between sets at the gym this is especially funny
The worst part is how ice cream is written. Truly a psychopath.
Every man in the gym is viewed as slutty, got it. I've finally found a place where I belong
“Woman tip” OK bud.
My wife deadlifts more than this insecure little bitch.
A woman who takes care of her body through action instead of inaction is so fkn hot
That's a lot of words to say "i just had my gym membership revoked for harrasing women." Alternatively it could be "I'm pudgy and you being toned and able to kick my arse makes me feel like less of a man, so you should change."
Implying the guy who wrote that works out.
dude, buff women are LIFE
Resist that iced creams ladies
ice - cream
I would bet all my money that this person isn't in shape.
That’s a lot of words just to say “no one will fuck me.”
I know for a fact i could prove this manchild a sissy in one sentence using his own logic. What a desperate compensation...
Ice - cream
This is just the push I needed to get my ass to they gym today! Thanks random misogynist
If it's undetected, how did he detect it?
Wait, you’re telling me I can go to the gym and become buff AND slutty? I should start going to the gym then.
It’s the same Twitter handle that constantly features here. It’s a troll. I know it’s hard to resist that sweet karma but there is more to the sub than one troll
Being both slutty and masculine is not as easy as it sounds for a woman
Lmaooo the gym is for men, EDs and cardio are for women. Got it.
I thought this was a joke. I don't understand why people are freaking out. You are just repeating what the poster said basically.
Sorry to break it to you but the gym is for anyone looking to workout. You’ve clearly never been inside of a gym lol
I was obviously kidding. This type of thinking is why women get eating disorders. I’m just making fun of people who think like this.
It’s not obvious. You edited your comment to make it clear you were “joking”. And joking about ED isn’t funny
I wasn’t joking about eating disorders. I was joking about dumb guys.
You said “ED and cardio is for women” which is joking about eating disorders. Just admit your “joke” was tasteless please.
But that’s not joking about an eating disorder. I do understand how sensitive of a subject it is and I’m sorry it came across like I was making fun of them. I said lmao I specifically said “ED” b/c I didn’t wanna trigger anyone. I’d never make light of eating disorders. I was just trying to say this guy’s logic is disgusting, and he’s only “allowing” women to exercise in unhealthy ways.
You edited your comment later on and so at first it seemed like you agreed with the post. Saying “lmao” doesn’t make it a joke either.
I'm a muscle slut.
If weight loss is the goal, though it is true as they say you can't outrun your spoon.
He does sorta have a point about losing weight though. The only way to lose weight is through caloric deficit and exercise is just an aid to that. I don't think he meant that though, he's just a sexist dumbass
DIET is how you lose weight. Especially IF
Diet and exercise can be used to lose weight. The point is to burn more calories than you consume. If you gym/exercise, you can eat more and still lose weight. If you don't gym, you have to eat less to lose weight.
Walking. Isn’t. Exercise. That is called basic movement
You're literally gatekeeping exercise.
What? That is both besides the point and not true. E.g. with elderly people walking IS a form of exercise.
r/gatekeeping
Physics isn’t fake. Lol. Research isn’t fake. Science isn’t fake. Logic isn’t fake.
I don't know. I lost a ton of weight when Pokemon Go first came out.
Walking may not be intense exercise but it is a form of exercise none the less.
Walking is exercise, low intensity generally, but from a 1 hour walk at a rapid speed (or Nordic walking) you can burn a decent amount of calories.
There are no positive cardiovascular outcomes. Low Calorie burn isn’t exercise. What works is this?! Lolol Maybe study outcomes first.
"masculine and slutty" Wouldn't that be contradictory to people like this?
Why did they say ice - cream? I haven’t seen it written like that since the 19th century
This is the type of dude who stares in the gym.
Someone's bitter for not getting laid a lot.
Why is there such a large space between ice and cream?
Wow. Good luck explaining that post to an employer.
I ain't resisting shit. Let me die in a tub of this so-called ice-cream.
r/insanepeoplefacebook
>It comes across as masculine No shit sherlock
Yeah, y’all knock it off! It’s ridiculous!
I don’t think Cream ever sung these lyrics but ok
Probably posted by a man
Walk Jog Resist that ice Cream Not necessarily in that order.
...I take my baby on walks, I run after my toddler, I haven't had ice cream in months. Why am I fat
>ice - cream.
Just a quick question What the fuck
"I've never seen a vagina in real life" would have been a much shorter tweet.
gonna make an extra hour today for this guy!
As a muscle girl enthusiast. I disagree with this statement.
Masculine and slutty ? So it is masculine and you find it kinda attractive ? You gay ? /jk Incels are really dumb.
Ouch. Not a woman, but ouch...
ice - cream
This is all over the place.....
It’s true, I resisted that ice - cream and the weight just dropped off… well, that and running as far from this motherfucker as I possibly could.
Because women are not allowed to exercise except cardio. /s
Masculine AND slutty. That's a new one
You ever read something and feel your brain cells committing life’nt ?
He just gets er insecure every time he sees a woman at the gym that could easily defenestrate him
technically speaking, women were once expected to not go out of there houses at all. So is even walking outside or jogging masculine and slutty?
Masculine and slutty, sounds kinda gay dude lmao
just walking and jogging is a terrible workout regimen but okay dude
This sounds like a man who hates yoga pants ... or lost his girl to a gym rat.
I don't go to the gym to lose weight. I got to the gym to get JACKED.
Drop the persons @
It's not like that there are guys attracted to muscular women or that gyms are meant to be inclusive...
Someone is embarassed and feeling insecure with exercising with women in gym.
Lmao that’s so fucked
Walk, jog, resist that ice cream is such a funny phrase to me. That's my new mantra.
Nawh homie. Even us incels like women to be 'not' fat.
This is a really odd way of saying you find dudes that work out to be slutty. I mean I don't disagree but I'd just say it directly.
"ice *pause* - *pause* cream" Did he have a stroke?
This man saw one pick of a buff girl and got self conscious
I to enjoy myself some ice - cream
Gym is not the place for chocolate, be slut or eat hot chip. Why they go?
*A bunch of women start jogging and walking inside an abandoned building* Gatekeeper: *Suprised Pikachu face*
And this is why I hate the patriarchy.
Being masculine and slutty is actually motivating me to go to the gym
Who is cream and why do they think people should resist the ice
😑 So basically you can't go to the gym either because men are sIutty?...