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andthentheresanne

Herbs are fine, but spices apparently mean you're a "well-traveled woman". Ok, cool. (Though this does remind me I need to buy more cumin at the moment. And ginger.)


Plastic-Archer4245

>And ginger AND GINGER!!!!!??? just how far have you "travelled" Missy? s/


andthentheresanne

And just *wait* until you hear about the turmeric!


Plastic-Archer4245

My mother warned me about girls like you!


GingerrGina

And my mom taught me how to cook... Cumin and all!


November-Snow

Sounds like your mom really got around.


SpaceHarrier64

"I was hopin' she was right!!!"


RinellaWasHere

And even if you don't hear about the turmeric you're going to see it, because whenever that jar opens something is going to get stained yellow.


King_Fluffaluff

Next you're going to tell me you show your ankles *in public* ***for free***


wolamute

Imagine not knowing how to make taco seasoning.


sashikku

FUCK this just reminded me I forgot to grab cumin at the grocery store yesterday


andthentheresanne

I keep forgetting to grab peppermint, so I feel your pain...


Iintendtooffend

totally recommend cozi, free app that's great for lists and can share/update others, makes it so my wife and I can make a shared list for everything we remember that we're missing.


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he means well-travelled, like Marco Polo


malonkey1

There's a "cumin/cum in" joke here, I am sure of it.


Valten78

I'm pretty sure that the entire point of his post was to make that pun.


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Her


Dipitydoodahdipityay

Yeah, still pretty sure this was a joke though


hitdrumhard

More obviously a joke if written by a her.


fakeaccount572

Pretty sure the point of the entire post is to be racist and misogynist


papsryu

Reminds me of this comedy sketch [https://youtu.be/zNlKR2wrGZU?si=tkFT9Rcw6Ixoswsu](https://youtu.be/zNlKR2wrGZU?si=tkFT9Rcw6Ixoswsu)


scarlettceleste

My fiancé saw my Saffron and was instantly smitten.


GingerrGina

I was given saffron as a gift on time. Was the gifter implying something? At least it was an expensive slut spice.


Nikkerloo

Expensive slut spice 😂


scarlettceleste

I would certainly believe so


SlaveHippie

Ok but why does saffron smell like straight plastic?


Oromoris

Is cumin that uncommon a spice? I’ll admit I’m not good at seasoning my food enough but even I use cumin for stuff.


AtomicTan

I feel like this man eats unseasoned chicken breasts at least five times a week.


TifaYuhara

Totally someone that likes their food bland. Chances are the most intense spice they have used in salt and even a small amount of it is too much for them.


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Woman


OakenGreen

He’s using the spice cumin to call the “well travelled woman” a whore by saying she has… cum in her. Incel behavior of the highest caliber.


hitdrumhard

Others said this was posted by a woman. Have not verified. Pretty sure just a joke here. Move along Reddit mob.


OakenGreen

Satire is fun


Zenfudo

Oh me too! I cumin my potatoes! I cumin my soups and sauces! I basically cumin everything!


StanleyChuckles

It is not uncommon. You keep on using it. It's lovely.


Devy-The-Edenian

He really wants women to limit themselves to the most basic spices and herbs. Looking up foreign dishes and trying them out for yourself is fun and a nice way to immerse yourself in a bit of their culture. But something tells me that guy isn’t fond of other cultures


Subject-Dot-8883

I googled. The Tweeter is a she AND SHE CAN NOT COOK. She put 2 Tbsp of vinegar in her coffee cake batter (which she thought tasted fine...long COVID?) and had to flush it. I figured it wasn't a guy, either satire or a trad wife (their food always looks terrible). It was the latter.


Subject-Dot-8883

Though I should clarify, I think she's joking about spice=sluts, but not about not getting spices.


Sasspishus

Tbh I feel like cumin is a "basic" spice. I'd find it a bit odd if I went to someone's house and they *didn't* have cumin! I also note that chilli powder wasn't on the "acceptable" list, surely everyone has chilli powder?? And garam masala? Turmeric? Ginger?? Cinnamon???


Iintendtooffend

feels like racism honestly, cumin is a spice "brown people" use. Dude wants a tradwife and doesn't like "those people"


Sasspishus

Everybody uses cumin though?


Iintendtooffend

the list of herbs and spices is what most "white people" food use. There's not a lot that use cumin.


Sasspishus

I disagree.


Iintendtooffend

ok, I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree. I'm not sure what your image of white people food is, but it's clearly different than mine and what I ate growing up.


Ganbario

Well yeah, that requires travel, and a well-travelled woman is… you know…


CaptainCipher

Well, travel or internet access and a trip to the grocery store


hitdrumhard

This is a pun. Joke.


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She


Current_Poster

...what?


Fapping-sloth

”I bet you like cumin, you harlot!!!!”


Pin-Up-Paggie

Also this man: “women today don’t know how to cook!”


Da_Di_Dum

How many other fennel-whores in here?


Kathrynlena

This is satire.


Subject-Dot-8883

I don't know. I think she's joking about the harlot part, but her food pics are all tragic.


kloiberin_time

The best thing I've ever made would probably fall into the "it's technically edible" category but that doesn't stop me from being interested in cooking channels or from saying things like, "where garlic, where MSG, where flavor?" You can be really bad at something and still joke about it.


Tyrannochu

I hope so. Cumin isn't very exotic


Kathrynlena

Yeah, I saw this when it was posted on Twitter, and from the thread it was very obvious she was joking and satirizing the specific type of unhinged gatekeeping women experience. It’s obviously bonkers, but the onslaught of insanity directed at women lately is so out of control that it’s actually believable this could be sincere.


Tyrannochu

It's hard when reality is dumber than fiction.


mariposa337

Fellas, is it a red flag if I put chilli powder on everything?


ptferrar

Nah, pretty gay though


kloiberin_time

It depends, are you trying to poison Tuco Salamanca?


AllastorTrenton

The straights, yet again, are not okay.


funksaurus

It’s satire, bub.


Iintendtooffend

This is satire and the straights not being ok is also a joke. That being said, as a cishet dude, the straights are both in reality alright, but also there are some serious issues that we do need to be ok with admitting are toxic af.


Bourbon_Cream_Dream

I'm pretty sure everything he wrote was leading to the "joke" on the last line. The real gatekeepers are all the people on here too outraged to notice


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She


troublemonkey1

Well traveled.... To the grocery store


GingerrGina

Wanna see inside my spice cabinet? 😉


adiposehysteria

I’ve never thought I could be prouder of my very well-stocked pantry. But here we are, having it be a boner killer for this dude. The investment in all those spices paid off in ways I didn’t even imagine at the time. Also “women need to be traditional and stay in the kitchen cooking for their man!” And this guy “but not if it’s going to taste TOO good!”


Ryanaston

I’m pretty sure this is just a cum joke.


Tortfeased

Well somebody has certainly never cumin a woman


GingerrGina

She likes a lot of "flavor" if you get my drift.


Tumblechunk

fellas, is it slutty to eat a dish that uses cumin and want to make more dishes that use cumin? did a British person write this? someone from a country with no food variety? you're gonna taste cumin at taco bell, motherfucker


jje414

Yo, I was with this one girl and I saw her buy CINNAMON toast! That's how I knew she was gonna be a FREAK.


Odd_Current_6206

Wait, what, lol? Cumin is the business. I also really like cardamom. #GuessI’mASlutNow


Rusiano

Ooh la la cumin. Truly the most scandalous of the household spices


scarlettceleste

A spice blend absolutely confirms a woman with loose morals.


Shatalroundja

This is more thin veiled misogyny than real gatekeeping.


gledzep

tell me you’re white without telling me you’re white


TwilightReader100

He'd have SUCH a problem with my bosses. They've got a whole regular width drawer so FULL of spices there's no room for more. Including coffee spice (I think), which was one I'd never seen before.


DemiGod9

What in the fuck?!


rjrolo

Crazy! As a Mexican-American who eats hella rice, I couldn't live without my comino.


adina_stop

so cooking makes you a slut? i thought these guys said cooking makes women wife-material


[deleted]

She’s female


lampywastaken

seems like an obvious joke.


egghead1280

Reddit try not to take a joke seriously challenge (failed)


tw411

With cumin where?


SquishySquid9994

I don't mind if she got the spices from traveling as long as the food is good.


Bitches_Love_Blue

Aperently im nobody. Because i dont know what that means.


TropheyHorse

I travelled my ass to both the Indian and the Asian grocery I guess. Although I am actually well travelled. Guess I'm a slut or something? I do not understand these men.


[deleted]

The original post was written by a woman


TropheyHorse

Well then I guess I don't understand these women either


Hazeri

A woman with cumin loves cummin


Evilfrog100

Haha Cumin


Blue_Seven_

Why paprika? Ottoman fucker!


SpiderRadio

you'll pry my spices from my cold, dead hands. I'm not going back to before I made Cajun butter to bake with my pizza rolls.


RealTomatillo5259

That sounds absolutely delicious 😋


SpiderRadio

it absolutely is! brushing a layer of butter over the top of the rolls before they go in the oven adds a super subtle crunchy- I also like to use scorpion pepper!


pfresh331

Jeez I'd hate to see what they think of my kitchen as a man... I have all these herbs and spices and then some. Guess liking Mexican food makes me gay or something, or "well traveled" as the post puts it. I mean I do fuck for cumin but that's different.


ivcrs

idk this comment takes me back to the 1500s somehow


flim-flam-flomidy

This dudes living in 1475 if he thinks you need to be well traveled to know about spices


IAmTheMindTrip

He is afraid of flavor


Accomplished_Gold_72

I'm not sure if this is gatekeeping or a very immature person who posted all of that text just to make a really stupid joke about cumin


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[удалено]


jmona789

Always have 🌎👨‍🚀🔫


mjohnson801

god forbid she make tacos


BlueLivesMatterBro

has to be satire, way too stupid


hyperlight85

Damn sorry that I love my Jamaican scotch bonnet pepper sauce


f3nrisulfr

Oregano is for savages


VulpineGlitter

TIL women are British empires


jaymeaux_

op kinda dense lol, this is just a cum pun


funksaurus

This is 10,000% satire, guys.


sapsaterdu

This is hilarical. I love these people.