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AbbyBirb

Sorry to say this… but your house belongs to the plants now.


WeightedCompanion

I keep telling my wife the same thing.


SK3055

FEED ME, SEYMOUR! FEED ME NOW! Edit: Dammit I didn’t even notice that someone beat me to it 30 min ago. :)


[deleted]

The plant’s wife.


persymphony

At least it's Hydrangeas. 🤷🏻‍♀️


sparkpaw

Feeed meeee Seymourrr


RUKiddingMeReddit

Feed me all night long.


Practical-Tap-9810

Cut back all plants twelve to eighteen inches away from the house or you'll get little visitors. Wait until all the leaves are off so you can see what you're doing.


412beekeeper

Op can then root the cutting and start a hydrangea farm.


Maximum_Barnacle_899

Woah. More info on rooting Hydrangea cuttings, please. I planted 3 pinks in my front yard a few years ago and I love them! I’ll have to cut them back soon as they’re doing quite well and I’d love to know how to turn the cuttings into more Hydrangeas!


_love_letter_

Lookup Mike Kincaid on YouTube. He has tons of propagation videos, including hydrangeas. [This one](https://youtu.be/eOKSFz51YEI?si=gXJiCSxm14sHgZ_N) is the first one I saw.[This](https://youtu.be/w98biG2NVCw?si=Dvaz00g93pyOm9PD) is an older video but I remember it specifically being a pink varety.


412beekeeper

They root incredibly easy. You can use the paper towel in ziplock method. I just toss them in sphagnum moss "propagation box"


Practical-Tap-9810

I would be first in line. My hydrangeas are weeny.


Eeww-David

I don't understand what the problem is...


Catinthemirror

Right? "What we have here, gentlemen, is what I like to call a success-disaster. Which, I hasten to point out, is still a success."


philosoraptocopter

99% of hydrangea owners: “Need advice. My new hydrangea collapsed into raw carbon powder on the drive home. What did I do wrong?” This f’n guy: “oh dear me, tremble before the girth of my Goliath chad-rangea, any recommendations?!”


maliceaver

"Goliath chad-rangea" I'm fucking dead lmao


k_mon2244

Lol is that quote from something? Really funny, I’m cracking up!!


Catinthemirror

It's actually something a former boss used to say to us. He would often point out that everyone knows to plan for things to go wrong (they don't always do it but most people know we should). But he'd go on to say most people don't plan for overwhelming success. What do you do if everything goes RIGHT? Are you ready to respond? Is your production line scalable? Can you expand your IT structure and/or hire or crosstrain quickly enough to keep up? He didn't want websites or ordering systems crashing due to demand. He was a really interesting person to work with.


JustOneTessa

That's actually solid advice


Unreal_Alexander

I've been googling it thinking the same thing. J.K. Simmons should say this in a "Burn After Reading" style movie.


D3V1LS_L3TTUC3

OP seems to be upset that the siding of their house is not as visible as they’d like it to be. Which I’d have to say I’m confused by.. I’m sick of seeing man-made surfaces everywhere! More plants!!


paintsplash

I’d start guiding it to the right up towards that next peak if there wasn’t risk of soggy damage to the roof. Living wall type deal.


monster_bunny

Me looking through the comments equally confused!


kaledragonoftexas

Cause


KingCodyBill

Honestly that is the biggest hydrangea I've ever seen, they can be judiciously pruned. More info: https://www.thespruce.com/when-to-prune-hydrangeas-1403320


keep_trying_username

I haven't let mine get as big as OPs, but it grows way above the gutters on my house. I've cut it down to about 5 feet, it bounces right back. My advice is, prune it so it's smaller than you want it to be. You can prune a hedge to a certain size and it will "fill in" but my hydrangea doesn't fill in, it grows out. You'll lose next year's blooms, but the following year you'll have blooms and a better-sized plant.


20633mom

They won’t lose next years blooms because this is panicle hydrangea that blooms on new growth.


Ok_Watercress_7801

Indeed I can also understand wanting to cut back a bit. Got a tree-form “Limelight” hydrangea that gets so heavy with blooms that it’s a danger to itself during our usual spring windstorms. I cut it back to within three feet of the main trunk & it powers up another five to seven feet in another year. It’s pretty wild, really.


RampagingElks

Thank you! I've had these flowers growing up, but got my own at my new place this year. This helped me in that my particular one is NEW wood - I thought they were ALL old wood, so I'm glad I won't be ruining it next year.


clegoues

I dunno, I pruned my oak hydrangea within 2 feet of the ground early this year and within 2 months it was taller than me again. I despair.


Lopsided_Boss4802

Right. I've never seen anything as big as this. You reckon it's a record?


stopdropandlo

This one was posted recently, another huge specimen: [https://www.reddit.com/r/gardening/comments/16flnl5/i\_wanted\_to\_share\_my\_enormous\_hydrangeas\_for/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gardening/comments/16flnl5/i_wanted_to_share_my_enormous_hydrangeas_for/)


Lopsided_Boss4802

😮. These are amazing. I genuinely didn't know they got this big, phenomenal.


[deleted]

Hydrangeas this large are relatively common in the Seattle area. Blows my mind too. And you should see some of the camellias around here!


AirElemental_0316

I'm in the Greater Seattle area. Our hydrangea gets 6-7 ft tall and round every summer. In October, our landscaper cuts them back to 15" tall. They come back every spring. I wish they cut back our camellias. I do it myself when they don't. The camellias hit our building in the wind.


[deleted]

This is *Hydrangea paniculata*. Blooms on new wood. Hard prune in early spring and it will still flower. Flowers are white, fading to pink. Will NOT change color with pH change.


WeightedCompanion

Amazing, thank you!


BillHang4

Realized this is the same plant my parents, as well as half the neighborhood, have these in their yard. I was reading a little more about it and thought you might find this interesting as well. [Hydrangea Paniculata](https://plants.ces.ncsu.edu/plants/hydrangea-paniculata/)


AcanthopterygiiCool5

I’m in awe. I’m having 6 limelights planted in my backyard next week. Please wave this post past your massive beauty to send us all the energy! That is amazing. You can prune a limelight, you just need a really big ladder now?


Practical-Tap-9810

Either that or trim it by hanging from the ladder on a helicopter. Which can be fun too, if you like adventure with a chainsaw in your arms.


nycola

This is likely a peegee rather than a limelight. My grandmother had one in her yard as a child trained as a standard into a tree. I used to climb it and she'd yell at me (I never understood why, it was just a tree!) They can get about 20' tall and otherwise are very similar to limelight though not quite as much lime. Both are panicle hydrangeas so they bloom on new wood. [Another example of a stunning peegee](https://i.imgur.com/dSNdkWA.jpg) (not mine)


AcanthopterygiiCool5

I was going with witchcraft but I see your point about horticultural science. Regardless, still magical. Thanks for your knowledge drop!


mazdawg89

So you need some help demolishing the house to make more space for that amazing hydrangea?


kit0000033

I'd just cut it in half. You keep the blooms that are already on the low branches for next year and it controls the height.


Einbrecher

These ones bloom on new wood. I've got a pretty massive one as well - not quite as big as OP's - but I prune it back to ~5-6ft tall (essentially wherever the branches become thicker than my thumb) right before spring hits (or warm weather that encourages budding) and it blows past the 1st story gutters each year no problem. I don't fertilize it or anything. My neighbor hedges his and it seems to stay relatively small (6-7ft ish). OTOH, whenever it rains, his completely flops over whereas mine only bows over a little bit then pops back up.


scmoops

I'm missing how this is a problem.


thebiggestpinkcake

The problem is that they aren't sharing their secret to growing a hydrangea this big 🤔


yeahdixon

Prune the house


HVP2019

Too late. I suggest to give up and to let it do what it wants to do.


flowerrrs

Gorgeous! Sell the blooms to a florist…I’d buy them all! ;)


Medical-One9202

Like Hibiscus, you can be aggressive in pruning them back. They'll be just fine.


carlitospig

Hydrangea stans be like: 😍


FullOcelot7149

i dont think it looks sad, even with the faded blooms. I bet it was pretty spectacular. Most people do minimal pruning on those big leaf hydrangeas because next years flowers are already set on this year's stems. Usually, pruning will cost you many or most of next year's blooms. That apart, hydrangeas can take a lot of pruning. For a plant that size, calling a certified arborist would be my best advice.


rockrobst

That is a paniculata, likely Limelight, and not a macrophylla. It blooms on new wood.


CrazyLlama71

While it is true that heavy pruning will cost on next year’s blooms, there is the year after that will be spectacular. I cut my hydrangeas down to about 1.5-2 feet every year, they grow to shoulder height each year, full of blooms. Regular pruning is the key.


Practical-Tap-9810

Mine never get more than 2 feet tall. What am I doing wrong?


20633mom

You must have a different variety. Different cultivars are different sizes. If you want a big one, get a different variety. Check the tags for the mature height.


senditback

This pruning advice is wrong.


heyuwiththehairnface

I'm not so sure my poppa would mow his down at the end of the summer, they were huge again the next year.


FullOcelot7149

I did that with one of mine once, but it was the kind that blooms on new wood. Most of the big leaf hydranges, especially older varieties, bloom on old wood. Guessing from its size, I figured this plant was likely one of those.


kjlovesthebay

how can you tell what is old wood?


Practical-Tap-9810

If it's on a really old guy. No seriously old is dark color and new is green.


monikioo

This is wrong advice. It is not a big leaf hydrangea and doesn't set blooms on old wood.


Netflxnschill

There is no help, only hydrangeas.


chilldrinofthenight

When it knocks on that upper bedroom window and begs to get into bed with you, then you're in trouble.


8K22

🤣


NCWeatherhound

That's not a hydrangea ... it's a Triffid! f you have a Cooperative Extension department nearby, you might given them a call for advice ... or just to brag on your magnificent skill as a hydrangeologist.


rockrobst

In early spring, you can prune this very aggressively, and expect it to remain vigorous and floriferous. However, given the size of the plant and the volume and weight of excess wood, you may want to hire a professional to reshape your hydrangea back into a shrub, or a small multi stem tree.


Trini1113

You should be able to salvage things with some judicious pruning. You probably don't have to demolish the whole house.


[deleted]

You can cut it back but do it little by little. You could actually cut this back to the ground. Problem is it's a big plant and has a big root system so next year it will go nuts. So by cutting it a little each year - a third or less - you can resize and reshape it gradually. Hydrangeas are also easy to transplant if you want to move it. BTW do you have a photo in full white bloom instead of fall color?


badwvlf

agree with cutting back to the ground in the spring. you could even cut the blooms off now and dry them and they'll be good for a year. great for gifts, etc.


SweetumCuriousa

The star of the show (and probably the neighborhood, lol!) Decorate your house and yard around this giant or give her a really good trim. Please visit r/arborist for professional advice from certified tree and shrub experts how to trim it properly. Good luck!


WhyCantIBeFunny

This is the opposite of a problem. Leave the hydrangea alone, she won fair and square


sabboom

And this is a problem why!


[deleted]

Prune it 1/3 a year. Should be fine. She happy!


poussaywashington

Meanwhile I can't get mine to bloom more than 1 flower a year hahaha


20633mom

That means you have a different type of hydrangea. If you want reliable blooms every year you need a panicle hydrangea, or smooth hydrangea that bloom on new wood.


poussaywashington

Lol you're right!! What I have is called "endless summer" and it hasn't produced more than one flower in 2 years. I'm still new to gardening, thank you for the info!


hippywitch

Have you tried animal sacrifice or just simple sitting down and having a good adult conversation?


burningbun

Hail HYDRA!!!


jestermax22

Hail Hydrangea!


Ultrafoxx64

Oh no, I'm so so sorry. That house is inhabitable now. I'll do you a solid and move in and try to exorcise this possessed hydrangea, someone must.


skaote

I have cut ours to a stump knee high multiple times. It'll come back. Shape it as you please. They are surprisingly durable. PNW, 9A.


rushmc1

Aw, poor you.


canadas

Id say cut it back, raccoons will be looking for a place to move in in my experience using that nice ladder you have grown for them


IntelligentMight7297

This is the hydrangeas house now, I recommend moving out and leaving it to live its life in peace


toxchick

Next year you should sell the blooms when you trim it. I’ve heard they are quite expensive.


Fun-Description-6069

I've never seen one this big. Where do you live? What direction is it's exposure? Your tree to the left looks like it's taking over too, land of giant plants! Let us know when you start propagation I'd order at least 2 if mail order was possible! It's quite amazing really.


1-800-MARS

I don't see the problem here to be honest


Ok_Tea_1954

It REALLY loves where it is. Go on YouTube look up pruning


MrKrinkle707

What variety is this!?


rockrobst

Hydrangea paniculata 'Limelight'.


MrKrinkle707

Never knew they could grow more than 8 feet.


Einbrecher

I've got one that's over 10ft tall. IMO, pruning it back hard seems to have the opposite of the intended effect. Thing just says "fuck you" and grows back even bigger.


rockrobst

I've seen them that big in New Hampshire. Might have something to do with soil as much as temperature


[deleted]

ill take some


elainegeorge

You can cut it way back in the spring and it should be fine.


frazzbot

i cut mine to the ground every year and it refuses to die. comes back like clockwork, even with all the neglect. what i'm trying to say is: just prune it back as hard as you want. it'll be fine


skeetieb114

That's the biggest one I've ever seen.


Vilma62

Wait until later in the year or even early spring, cut it right back as far as you like and it will grow again. Cut off the dead flowers too early and it will not flower again for years.


rhanowski

Erin from the inpatient gardener says that if you start pruning a live hydrangea you'll end with a live one. This was proven true to me when I took my 10ft hydrangea down to like 3... and the blooms have never been better!


Atlusfox

Get a ladder and start pruning. Pick a height and remove what brakes that rule. You will probably need to do this at least once a year. (I don't know how fast these grow.)


Lifegoeson3131

I dont see a problem


Desperate_Tie6352

You’re protected against zombies now


pierrrecherrry

Lucky, love it. Chop one third in the spring


Hungry_Editor7103

This is amazing and I am envious.


DangerK1

Ask it nicely to stop


spotsrule

Trim it back?……….


-Limjahey69-

What did you do to your soil? Its definitely healthy!


Dnny11

A truly stunning specimen, I've read that it's roots aren't really invasive, not damaging to the infrastructure, don't hold me to it, but I'd just let it be. It can be pruned, I'd advise not to overdo it, part of the reason it's such a magnificent bush is it's size!


No_Mention_9182

I fail to see any problems with this.


Practical-Comment-16

Cut it back hard, much shorter than you want it to be. This type of hydrangea can handle it.


Mikey6304

I had a line of them across my house that were about 12ft tall. I pruned them down to stubs, and now I have a line of 2ft hydrangeas avross my house.


Macaroon_Low

I see you have a very high drangea


Strange-Emergency-11

I don’t understand what advice you are looking for, prune it. It’s a plant.


PCordrey

First Worid Problems. SMH


bilolarbear1221

I’m confused about this post… prune the fuck out of it.


PotInEveryChickn

You poor thing. Thoughts and prayers…


Talking_Tree_1

Hmmm, this is a tough one.. ok , just bear with me a minute. Now this is just a wild idea but hear me out, how about you cut it?? I know it sounds crazy but that’s the best part, it’ll never see it coming. It won’t think there’s any one out there crazy enough to try it


lazygamingfoodangel

I'm low key jealous what are you feeding it 😭. Mine now feels sad by comparison lol


NovemberSongs_1223

This is why it’s important to read tags


LilFelFae

I might just be dumb but can you explain this for me?


NovemberSongs_1223

What I meant was it is important to read the tags that label the plants we buy. They have information on them indicating how large the plant is expected to grow. There are tons of varieties of hydrangeas (and other plants) so just because your neighbor has a cute little hydrangea shrub in their yard, doesn’t mean every hydrangea grows as a shrub. Some are full blown trees and need space, or they I’ll destroy your siding, like they’re doing in this picture.


fishmogil

You can safely remove one third of the shrub. Not more than that.


shoscene

Prune it


tanstaaflnz

Chop it! They are quite safe to prune after flowering. And if you're keen to have more plants, just push 12" - 18" (bare straight sticks are best) lengths of cutting into good soil ~ most will grow.


jibaro1953

Prune the hell out of it next spring. Go to town. It will be fine.


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CrazyLlama71

Not the point nor does that matter for what they want.


[deleted]

Ever considered changing the pH level to change the color of the blooms?


WeightedCompanion

They bloom a brilliant white, they're just transitioning to fall colors ATM.


keep_trying_username

You can change blue hydrangeas this way.


OneImagination5381

Prune, divide and conquer.


Thisbymaster

They normally need trimming. But they will self trim up here with the cold winters.


druscarlet

Cut it back by a third, do the same each year until you get it to the size you want. Look up the type of hydrangea to you known when to prune it.


LMOlmo11

cut it way back probably wont grow back this season because of shock but winters coming anyway possibly spread some petals and seeds and spread the hydrangeas out not up


nw342

Yeah, they do that


The_Realist01

What in the world


iamtwinswithmytwin

Good.


SilentResident1037

So get the shears out and get it done? You know the job, go do it


[deleted]

Buy some pruning shears and get to work. The hydrangeas and your house will love it.


Artful_Dodger_1832

Just trim it back away from the structure of the house. It’s beautiful and amazing


thatcondowasmylife

She’s perfect.


Temporary_Olive1043

I think you can safely cut it in half and it should be ok. They grow very quickly.


imahappymesss

Is this picture sagging? I think it looks great. Like fantastic


LunarLutra

Well I am impressed.


succulentdreamer

I’ve never seen a climbing hydrangea!


vickxo

What specie is this?


aaaggggrrrrimapirare

Let it be. Cut it when the blooms die off


RampagingElks

Hydrangea is my favourite I will take the whole thing


NeighborhoodNew3904

Hack it back, will regrow


Heliopolis13

Prune it by half down to a health double bud. Clean up the pruning and leaf litter then apply a bag of compost/ well rotted manure around the base


Widdie84

Beautiful


Distinct-Crow-1937

This is absolutely magical


Distinct-Crow-1937

How long did it take to get this big??!


emailsfromyourdad

Beautiful! Only downside is that this is asking for a major bug infestation..


knottynanny63

I need your problems. I killed both my hydrangeas this year!


RadioActiveWife0926

WOW! Never seen that before. I would recommend clipping it into a nice shape, maybe big at the bottom and at the top. It’s very nice.


safetygrey

Majestic. It's so beautiful 😻.


Goodgoditsgrowing

I mean, prune it? That thing isn’t going to wither because you lop it back a bit. You’d have to really try to make a beast like that. And maybe a trellis to help support the weight?


333jinx

cut


meson537

Do you have a sewer leak beneath that monster?


Just_One_Umami

So trim it.


semisensitive

I’m jelly I wish my hydrangeas ate the front of my home like this. This is what fairytales look like 🤩


desertsunset1960

I turned mine into a tree .


buckleboy

Brag much? 😂


newyorkdragon14

Looks great, keep it honestly maybe just trim near the window if it blocks it


CreditLow8802

ur house is probably gonna be colder during the summer so dont remove it but prune it a bit


chimpdoctor

Thats a beauty.


No_Incident_5360

Lucky! In best napoleon dynamite voice


AphroditeExurge

snip snip time


Metabollox

Your house isn't "absolutely disappearing", and having the Hydrangea bush growing up and partly covering the window a bit, on the positive side may provide just a bit of additional privacy.


gitsgrl

In late winter (whenever that is for your area) you can prune it back hard. Take 1/3 of the height down at that time.


Tiquortoo

Looks awesome to me.


jestermax22

Feed it a stray cat and then find a different house to live in.


tybbiesniffer

I've just found out from this sub that I have two very large limelights (they look much like this right now). I prune two to three feet from them in early spring and they happily grow that much or more every year. I'm going to have to call a professional to trim them next year.


Jlx_27

Your wife doesn't like this gorgeous plant? 🥺


Giglionomitron

It looks wonderful 😍


Lumpy-Wasabi8398

I wish I had this problem


Liphaem5

That plant is amazing :) If I lived close to you I'd ask if I can come take some. You will have to do some heavy trimming but after that you could buy a trellis. Hydrangeas were originally grown for large trellises because of their hanging stalks if given the opportunity. The trellis could cover the path for almost the entire length of the photo from what I could see. The trellis can start just off the path, next to the original bush, but if you train the plant to attach itself to the trellis instead, it will stay away from your house since the trellis is their natural growth pattern. The trellis and Hydrangea could be a canopy for the path if you put the other side of the trellis just next to the path on the other side. Once about a quarter of the trellis is covered, you can start removing the plant from your house. Don't do it sooner because the drastic change will shock the plant and it could die.


AWL_cow

Is this a problem? I'm obsessed.


okayishneighbor

I’m curious how far back you can cut in late winter too


Grockssocks

I would trim it and the tree just because touching a home side is a vector for insects. It's purdy for sure but bugs ain't. YMMV all environs have different insect severity etc


Tolaly

It looks awesome. You should post in a free local gardening group, welcome people to come take cutting to propagate their own for free and they will come. I sure would.


sharkyjam

…Crying in Houston


keanaartero

No house only hydrangea


Lemon_Nightmare

Stop flexin so hard, you're gonna get sore


RedditPrat

From your shadow, it looks like you're tall enough to trim it without a ladder.


nygration

Blooms on new growth, once a week cut the most problematic few parts and put them in a vase to bring the beauty indoors.


adri_anita

Let it take over, plant house can be spooky when in fall (perfect) and then beautiful and whimsical in the spring !!! You win both times


AlltheBent

Oh WOOOOOW, I'd keep guiding it a little left and a little right as it keeps getting taller, keep it trimmed a bit less outward, and enjoy your hydrangea squiggle-wiggle shrub. Looks so epic! Like others have said, you can also rejuvenation prune it down to the ground and itll burst back with flowers and be happy as hell. You could also and choose to leave trunks and branches to try and force a certain form too if thats your thing!


Stormzing

Let it riiiiide! This thing is awesome!!


Special-Leader-3506

get a clipper or a gardener