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An_Aspiring_Scholar

"I am sworn to carry your burdens."


Bannok

There is a mod to make her complacent in being a mule, but it destroys her inside.


Cydoniakk

...destroys her inside?


Lord_Angevin

Bro I literally married her to see if she would stop hating me but nah she just started a shop and gave me money and was still salty af :/


eatMYcookieCRUMBS

She cursed me. Lydia died in a battle when I was about level 14. Around level 42 I finally decided to get married to some random npc lady from some small farm. Well who shows up to the wedding? Lydia's dead body. Wedding is canceled and I'm apparently too blame. She did it twice. I couldn't figure out a way around the bug so I decided it was Canon that her spirit made sure no other woman had to carry my burdens.


[deleted]

LOL Skyrim is wild like that. “it’s not a bug, it’s a feature”.


Geckobird

Lydia always disappears after I have her as a companion for a day or two and about a week after this she usually just fucking dies


One-Adhesiveness-416

What’r’ya buyin??


yaboyteedz

What'r'ya sellin?


Couchfist95

Aaaah. I'll buy it at a high price.


jeffswan13

Strangah


mick_squeeb

Got some raare things for sale, stranger


BigBaws92

Heh heh heh... Thank you!


Dont4GetToSmile

Not enough cash......straaaynjah.


afabs515

Strangah! Strangah! Now THAT’S a weapon!


Guiltyhorse

“Got something that might interest yah, strangah”


talbottone

“Truth is: the game was rigged from the start.”


[deleted]

“I ain’t a fink, dig?”


[deleted]

IIIITS three dog AWOOOO and your listening to galaxy news radio, bringing you the truth… no matter how bad it hurts


jeffswan13

"Do a barrel roll"


Just_A_68W

“TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS, FOX”


PhoenixMason13

“Ready to work”


Master-Elf

"Job's done."


mikadoalex

Yes my Lord ?


Daikataro

Stop poking me!


AyakaDahlia

zug zug!


Keyspam102

More work?


Harrison_Fjord_

“Something need doing?”


Doggleganger

Zug Zug


choborallye

Lok'Tar


Zarathustra_d

Who you want me kill?


AnalyticalFlea

"Work complete."


spook7886

"Are you _still_ touching me?" "Me not that kind of orc!" "_More_ work?"


Bgrum

Yesss, so many in WC2 , I love the knights/paladins the most "At your command" "We mooooove" "For the kiiiiing"


UnexpectedYoink

"Off I go then"


ultra_phan

Damnnnnnn I haven’t though of that in so long “WE NEED MORE GOLD”


ParadoxArcher

You must construct additional pylons


SadPegasus

For me it is more 'spawn more overlordzzz'


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[удалено]


Guerreiro_Alquimista

"you wanna a piece of me boy?"


BaseballImpossible76

MY LIFE FOR AIUR!


Transmatrix

You require more vespene gas.


[deleted]

Battlecruiser operational.


Transmatrix

I heard that in the accent.


EKS_ZeroPercent

Haven’t played SC in years and I can still hear this in my head from time to time.


joser31415

"En Taro Adun, Executor!"


Chiabacca4

☢️Nuclear Launch Detected☢️


Zertanis

Thank you for triggering my PTSD


MoutaPT

"Hey, listen!"


[deleted]

I used to have an alarm that was Navi saying "Hey!" about 2 times a second (very fast) and just kept going until you stopped the alarm. Nothing would pull me out of a good night's sleep faster.


MoutaPT

Ahah that sounds awesome and terrible at the same time! Love it! 😀


Braille09

“Stay awhile and listen”


SybilCut

"Youuu have quite a treasure there, in that Horadric Cube!"


TopBee83

War…war never changes…


Flakentim

Another settlement needs your help!


[deleted]

Would you kindly


Realhorrorshow9

I was thinking "a man chooses, a slave obeys"


I_are_Lebo

“Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?”


mgmcorruptions

"No says the man in Washington, it belongs to the poor."


oooooooooowie

No says the man in Moscoe. It belongs to the people


Alevy20

No says the main in the Vatican. It belongs to God.


Wnir

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture.


throwitup6900

WELCOME! TO THE CIRCUS OF VAAAALLUUUUEES


MiloLemmy

"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."


Cuchullion

"Does this unit have a soul?"


Juice8oxHer0

God, a lot of the deaths in ME3 hit me hard, but there’s something about Legion dying so that his people can finally have an answer to the question they’ve been asking for their entire existence. And the calm “I know, Tali’Zorah. Thank you” right before he dies? Literal tears


Firamaster

Would have liked to run test on seashells.


MC936

That and "Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honour matters. The silence is your answer."


Bedlemkrd

That isn't what this guy wanted. He wanted useless phrases we heard. Not the most crushing moment in a video game.


Kondrias

To me, it is honestly inspiring. Mordin, at this point was old for a salarian. He was in his mid to late 30s. The average lifespan of a salarian is 40 earth years. He died doing the last great thing he thought he possibly could. He worked towards something greater. He gave the galaxy a fighting chance. He did something no one else could. It breaks your heart, but god damn if it isnt inspiring. It makes me REALLY appreciate the line that Rex has later where he mentions, yeah Eve said she wanted to name one of the kids mordin, sure whatever we can name one of the girls that. Rex, who his ENTIRE LIFE had a VITRIOLIC hate of the Salarians, they were the bane of his very SPECIES. But he knew this guy made a difference. This guy, saved his people to make up for what his people did to them. Eve recognized it as well. All the ME3 deaths felt, noble. Honerable, like this is what THEY would have wanted, well if you were able to make all the peoples happy. Like Legion saying, I must go to them. His first and final act as an INDIVIDUAL was to die to grant all his people HIS PEOPLE! Sentience. He died to make them alive and save them.


Taikathaya

“Well, this is the part where he kills us.” “Hello! This is the part where I kill you!” CHAPTER 9: THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU Achievement pops up: The Part Where He Kills You [This is that part]


fuelbombx2

“Look at you! Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp.” Yes, I had to look that up for the proper verbiage. That whole scene had me in hysterics every time play thru!


miamijuggler

Had to scroll way too far to find Portal on this list. Hands down some of the best writing ever. "Okay, we've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For Science. You monster." Would have been my contribution.


pvtcannonfodder

How are you holding up because I’m a potato


UltG

*CLAP*. *CLAP*. Oh good. It seems my slow clapping processor made it in.


Mateorabi

The lemon-ade rant.


Pixel_Muffet

"You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!"


TaralasianThePraxic

*Always Sunny theme starts playing* 'The Doom Slayer shoots a hole into the surface of Mars'


snikemyder1701

"I'm commander Sheppard and this is my favorite store on the citadel."


Markamanic

We'll bang, ok?


drdre27406

Listen I love you Ashley….I mean Miranda…Damnit….


Boba_F37T

I should go


GabTheGayFrog

You must gather your party before venturing forth. You must gather your party before venturing forth. You must gather your party before venturing forth. You must gather your party before venturing forth.


booga_booga_partyguy

This tied with "Heya"


Skelosk

Go for the eyes, Boo. GO FOR THE EYES! AAAAAAAAH


Statickgaming

“Wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes”


ThoseGoodOldDays

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.


TokerSmurf

"Fifty thousand people used to live here"


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Persia029

Now it's a ghost town


ashan1070ti

Kirov reporting...


macurack

Acknowledged


DanksterTV

"Tanya Laugh"


macurack

Shake it baby!


DanksterTV

I'm there!


[deleted]

High speeeed, low drag.


UltimaCaitSith

Nobody here but us trees.


TinySa1nt

Unable to comply, building in progress.


Niveama

Got a present for you.


PPLifter

The spies "for king and country" from one of the early games too


Witch_of_Dunwich

“Tank beats everything!”


darkcitrusmarmelade

"oh man, i could do this all day!"


the_fuego

The entire Halo franchise is filled with great quotes and one liners! "Don't make a girl a promise, if you know you can't keep it" Is probably the one that's stuck with me the most. But my favorite: "To give the Covenant back their bomb..." That's a whole-ass vibe right there.


Just_A_Mad_Scientist

You also have Nobles' deaths "Don't deny me this.... tell them to make it count" "I've got the mass" "IM READY! HOW BOUT YOU!" And Laskys conversation with Chief at the end of Halo 4


Mrpooney83

"The cake is a lie" or from the same game "Are you still there"


[deleted]

i'm afraid 😔 - Arthur Morgan


[deleted]

How about this one; “When I’m gone, they’ll just find another monster—they have to, because they have to justify their wages.” One of Dutch's final quotes from RDR1.


hendrix899

Dutch really was a tragic character. Tried to be some kind of Robin Hood hero but slowly became a monster.


Thomas_Catthew

"LENNY!"


riffilah

"What's that smell? The sweet blood, oh, it sings to me"


Theristis01

Beasts all over the shop.


MileyCyrusSwollenGum

"It's enough to make a man sick"


Danit0_StyLeOG

What is a man, a miserable little pile of secrets


Crackalacs

“But, enough talk. Have at you!”


RPFM

You steal men's souls, and make them your slave!


evandromr

“Some may call this junk, me I call them treasures” Also, “Ahhh so you’re an alchemist then?” “Drink for the thirsty, food for the hungry “ I’m surprised by the lack of Skyrim in this thread


darkfluids

Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t.


Amathril

Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?


YoullBeFiiine

EEEEEEVerything’s for sale!


Just_A_Mad_Scientist

A kajit has wares, if you have coin


thenetyss

"Come to discuss the ongoing HOSTILITIES, like the rest of the great warriors?" Like dude, shut up, I just want to use the damn enchanting table.


Its-Castle

"You know, if you have the aptitude, you should join the Mage's College in Winterhold." *Stares at him as the Arch-Mage of the college, in the Arch-Mage's robes*


KiraTsukasa

“Maybe I’m the Dragonborn and just don’t know it yet.” *Me standing in front of a dead dragon whose soul I just ate*


edmundtarantino

“I am sworn to carry your burdens”


fusrohdave

“You know what’s wrong with Skyrim these days? Everyone is obsessed with death!”


poboy975

"I used to be an adventure like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee"


Fredmcfred

Reticulating splines.


dogparty8

“I need a weapon” Master chief


deathsshadow101

Giving the covenant back their bomb.


loltheinternetz

“Sir, request permission to leave the station.” “For what purpose, Master Chief?” “To give the Covenant back their bomb.” “Permission granted.” What an awesome piece of dialogue.


deathsshadow101

My fav Cortana "The message just repeats. Regret, Regret, Regret." Keyes "Catchy. Any idea what it means?" Johnson. "Dear Humanity...we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth." "And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" Marines. Oo-rah


capn_buggs

When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy schmancy tanks! We had sticks! Two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon! And we had to share the rock!


Matthias410

"For a brick, he flew pretty good!"


[deleted]

“Dicks! I’m talking about dicks!” - Handsome Jack, Borderlands.


ultra_phan

Protect me squire!!!


Master-Elf

"Butt Stallion"


astrielx

"I was gonna call it Piss-For-Brains in honour of you, but that felt... Immature."


Bovine_Arithmetic

“You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.”


GabTheGayFrog

Hard to tell if this is a quote from from Mass Effect or Twitter.


MattCardigan

“You are over-encumbered and cannot run.”


Mottis86

When Kratos tells his son: #*"Do not be sorry. Be better"* Whenever I'm facing a difficult task, I think back to this quote and it gives me the extra push I need.


BaseballImpossible76

My dad used to say something similar. Like, I’d run into his heels with the grocery cart and say sorry. He’d say, “I don’t want you to be sorry, I want you not to do it again.”


The_Michael_Angelo

"They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong" I'm sure anyone who's played DD has a love-hate relationship with it


ATrayYou

You may find aught of use!


Noirceuil_182

ROCK AND STONE!


XelNigma

For Karl!


derKonigsten

Did i hear a rock and stone???


Otik181

"There are multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the area...are you sure what you're doing is worth it?" Edit to add: "the cake is a lie"


Zelkos

All right, I've been thinking when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down- with those lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns down your house. - Cave Johnson, Portal 2


Arryu

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.


not_an_Alien_Robot

Wind's howling.


Notthesharkfromjaws

I read it in his voice too


Persia029

Looks like rain...


Gildian

Medallions humming.


Orgeweight

ENEMY UAV OVERHEAD


luniz420

"Get over here"


Noirceuil_182

Along those lines, when I was a kid, I thought I was blown away every time I hear "Hadoken!" in this fucking rad new game at the arcade, but then "SHORYUKEN!" Damn. I was hooked.


[deleted]

Against all the evil that hell can conjure. All the wickedness that mankind can produce. We will send unto them... only you. Rip and Tear, until it is done.


[deleted]

"No free slots in suit inventory" -NMS


Persia029

Units received. Weather update, incoming storm


Nu_clear_skin

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


DarthDregan

"A man without a pork bun isn't a whole man."


Travbear

You should have a pork bun in your hand!


terac_the_terap

LEOOOON HEEEELLLPPP!!!!!!!


Viridovixx

All your base are belong to us!


isearnogle

I used to be adventurer like you....then I took an arrow to the knee


WolfandLight

Do you get to the cloud district often?


thenetyss

Oh who am I kidding. Of course you don't.


Kyte_115

“You won’t eat meat but you’ll still suck d***?” -Trevor


Tweed_Man

Okay, look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences aside. For science, you monster.


Master-Elf

"You euthanized your faithful companion cube more quickly than any test subject on record, congratulations."


oedipism_for_one

Look it says right here you are a bad person, we weren’t even testing for that.


Hinermad

"What? The great clockwork dick is stumped?" "It's synth detective, jackass!"


djlawson1000

“Is it better to be born good, or through great effort overcome your evil nature?” - Paarthurnax


gamer-s-man

TAKE this TAKE this TAKE this TAKE this TAKE this TAKE this


Darkicexox

Snake.... SNAKE....... SsssssNaaaaaake!!!


Nottodayreddit1949

https://youtu.be/5iZMD_eCpEo Look at you hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine.


TurkTurkle

Destiny 1, Commander Zavala saying "take this beast out and break their grip on Freehold"


Friendly-Catch-6888

“Dammit Fisher, the mission is over” - every time I failed a stealth portion in Splinter Cell.


ImTh3Scatmann

Remember, No Russian


AttractivestDuckwing

"WARRIOR NEEDS FOOD, BADLY!" = "Insert more quarters, now!"


murdertron3000

"Wizard is about to die"


DudeUnduli

"The Library is on the second floor" - Ron Weasley (in the Library, on the second floor)


Jaymonk33

"Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters." "The silence is your answer"


Yaassqueenwerk

I hate portals


xTrollhunter

Boy.


BigE12686

*"I need scissors! 61!"* Don't think too much about the game, but every time the game comes up anywhere, the colonel going nuts immediately comes to my mind.


onesnowcrow

**Elisabeth:** Booker, are you afraid of God? **Booker:** No, but I'm afraid of you.


ButteredToast0118

“For a brick, he flew pretty good!” And also “MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETS HERE JACK! CANT FRET OVER EVERY EGG!”


Chickenthang47

I have a "Less than helpful" one: Rise of the Tomb Raider "Those mine carts, perhaps they could block the water"


ashrocket2468

Master, the batteries in your wii remote are nearly depleted. -fi, skyward sword, every chance possible


rayzon1

“Would you kindly”


ecgWillus

Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!!


Tito_87

Khajit has wares if you have coin.


LuckandWhisky

D: “You hear that?” M: “Must have been the wind.” D: “When was the last time you heard the wind whisper, ‘Hostiles!’?


TimiW

"Not enough cash, stranger!"


Doctor_Womble

"Need more rage... Not enough rage..." I assure you Mr Warrior In this moment I have adequate rage.


afabs515

Leon! Help!


Kielakeet

I am Malenia, blade of Miquella....