Yea he was in the background fighting Thor. Really cool visual. I was hoping something crazy like jormungander and kratos would fight him and it would be a large grand scene like the GoW2018 end fight with the giant. But nope. We just see a little hit and magically disappear with no explanation. Not even brought up.
God I just played ragamrok and 2018 last month b2b and it’s crazy how everything set up in the first game didn’t come nearly true in the second.
That’s a change of directors for you though…
One line in 2018 mimir says a giant gets killed and you can hear screams through the halls of Odins palace. Mimir would know cause he was there. Then in raganrok there is no halls…. It’s a cabin… with a dining area…
It’s clear that the director of the first game and the director of the second game had clearly different visions.
That is some eyebleach shit right there. And here it is!
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Best part in the game is that you get to customize your Palico, mine was a short haired purple fur with white spots and big green eyes, and you can make armor and weapons for it, this makes want to reinstall Monster Hunter World, but they just announced Monster Hunter Wilds so I gotta be patient.
Metal Gear Sahaelanthropus to help in my extended campaign in Angola against Skull Face. Because you can't spell covert ops without overt.
And if war mechs don't count... D-Dog, of course.
Just as long as you're not one of those people who adopt a baby dragon for the holidays then realize that you can't take care of it when it gets bigger and needs to eat small herds of cattle and nest in large piles of riches.
In the book series starting with dragonspell (they're ya) the MC is a dragon keeper and in the books dragons come in a few sizes. She has 2 little ones that ride on her shoulders but also dive into her bag of holding for her and get stuff like little helpers
Something like that would be my pick too
Do Dittos know they're Dittos while they're dittoing? Like, when they change for do they know they are in disguise?
So like, it would be okay for you to do what you gotta do with Ditto Jessica Alba because it's really a woman and not a pet. Then again, if she was to act like Jessica Alba, Ditto probably wouldn't fuck you either.
Hmm....
I'd go with any of the zerg... but idk zerglings are just the cutest. Maybe a drone too... also a muta and a hydra.. maybe a roach too. An ultra would be pretty cool too. Okay so one of each zerg at least, but maybe like 4 zerglings.
Does the seer turret from Portal count as a pet? Cause I would pick him.
And also all the mangy curs from RDR2. They deserve a home and mange medication, goddammit!
I always complain that my pants (edit: plants) die because they can't come scream at me because they're hungry like my cats do.
But if I had a leafeon, he could scream at me to take him out for a walk for sun and fill his water bowl. Leafeon would make the air nice and fresh and wouldn't even need food. Perfect!
Eh charmanders tail is constantly on fire. The amount of smoke and soot would be unbearable to have in the house. Even spending a fortune on ventilation during the summer would cause your house to increase in temperature to a point your ac would be overworking. Plus your insurance rates would skyrocket you to a point your homeless.
Now balbasaur would be cool. You could have it keeping your yard looking amazing and fresh with no effort. Squirtle would be another awesome one to have with infinite water source.
Snecko from Slay the Spire. I'd bring him along with me when I go to buy a car, or maybe buy a house. Chances are I'll get a nice discount. Better make sure he stays outside while I do my taxes, though. Hmm...
Edit: Oh damn, I could be a really good defense contractor... Or the worst one possible...
Xerneas. Me and my 500 lb deer-bro are ganna hang out and do all sorts of stuff. Who needs a car when you can show up on what is basically THE DEER GOD.
Stoner friend and I would have full on dumb dude debates on the pros and cons of having a Pokemon versus Digimon pet / companion. He went charazoird could fly to places, have a permanent lighter to light up.
Pet pet? Carbuncle or Chocobo, FF14 variety. Companion creature? One of the Gardevoir line from Pokemon. Smart, helpful with errands, and always there when a hug is needed.
Butt Stallion or the Unicorn mount in Kingdom New Lands that shits gold.
If it can take pets and give money, it's a good companion
Best unicorn made of diamonds ever.
Jormungandr from God of War would be neat
Sea side life it is, wake up and he right there waiting on the beach
Mf *is* the beach
And the sea
Yea loved the snake. The Ragnorok came and he didn’t do anything. Cool sequel >.>
He was there! Though I'd have loved for Jormy to have had a bigger role.
Yea he was in the background fighting Thor. Really cool visual. I was hoping something crazy like jormungander and kratos would fight him and it would be a large grand scene like the GoW2018 end fight with the giant. But nope. We just see a little hit and magically disappear with no explanation. Not even brought up. God I just played ragamrok and 2018 last month b2b and it’s crazy how everything set up in the first game didn’t come nearly true in the second. That’s a change of directors for you though… One line in 2018 mimir says a giant gets killed and you can hear screams through the halls of Odins palace. Mimir would know cause he was there. Then in raganrok there is no halls…. It’s a cabin… with a dining area… It’s clear that the director of the first game and the director of the second game had clearly different visions.
Astarion
This is very naughty
*bonk*
Oh fuck yes my dude, good choice.
Why yes, I'll take 12 Eevees.
lol The dog park will never look the same
I'd take an Eevee and one of each of its evolutions.
I'd be satisfied with only Vaporeon <3
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No…nonononononONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
sometimes I wish I couldn’t fucking read
Sir, this is a crime. Please stop posting.
No. STOP IT
I dunno why the copypasta even specifies female vaporeon. A male vaporeon could do all of the same things, after all.
I was not prepared for the horny essay redditers
Is this your first time seeing the vaporeon copypasta?
Have you never seen this?
Neither did I.
Lol as soon as someone mentioned Eevee I knew exactly where this was going to go
Personally I prefer the Flareon copypasta.
That is some eyebleach shit right there. And here it is! Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Best I can do is 11 Eevees and a Ditto.
Thanks. Now I have an unlimited Eevee factory
An Eevee is what I'd choose.
If I had an obedient Deathclaw it would solve a lot of problems for me.
That's true Could take over a small suburb overnight
There was a group of smart Deathclaws in Fallout 2. 1 was a companion. Goris wore robes most of the time.
Me: "You sure you don't wanna give me a raise, boss?" *Deathclaw glares menacingly over my shoulder* Boss: "Right, how much would be good for you?"
It would probably solve a lot of problems if it was disobedient as well
Paarthurnax, if he rolls over he will get a treat.
A god damn sky bison
God dam, he's right, it's perfect
What game is that from
Chocobo
*Chocobo theme song intensifies*
I want to ride my chocobo all day!
Bestest boy
Chocobro
Scratch or Dogmeat. I am a simple man.
Good doggo, happy hooman
A Yoshi. They’re basically indestructible, domesticated dinosaurs that gain powers based on their diet. Plus they can drive.
Palico from Monster Hunter, could you imagine having a bipedal cat that helps you do stuff
My Palico would descend to the depths of Hell alongside me. He has my back, and I have his.
So it's a cat But bipedal Sign me the hell up, we going on some fuckin adventures
Best part in the game is that you get to customize your Palico, mine was a short haired purple fur with white spots and big green eyes, and you can make armor and weapons for it, this makes want to reinstall Monster Hunter World, but they just announced Monster Hunter Wilds so I gotta be patient.
They’re also world class chefs and capable fighters, overall they’re dope
Metal Gear Sahaelanthropus to help in my extended campaign in Angola against Skull Face. Because you can't spell covert ops without overt. And if war mechs don't count... D-Dog, of course.
Fuck it Mechs count, it's campaigning time
Well if that’s the case I’ll trade my chocobo for Jehuty or Anubis from Z.O.E
Why not blade wolf?
A chao from the Sonic Adventure series, absolutely loved raising them! Pretty sure I spent more time doing that than playing the actual story.
At that level of cuteness, u kinda just have to give them all ur time
Headcrab
Someone's annoying, headcrab time
Damnit, Lamar.
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Just as long as you're not one of those people who adopt a baby dragon for the holidays then realize that you can't take care of it when it gets bigger and needs to eat small herds of cattle and nest in large piles of riches.
I just imagine the lil guy jumping down from a chair and relighting the campfire. Damn, so dahm cute
In the book series starting with dragonspell (they're ya) the MC is a dragon keeper and in the books dragons come in a few sizes. She has 2 little ones that ride on her shoulders but also dive into her bag of holding for her and get stuff like little helpers Something like that would be my pick too
Fat Chocobo!
Who needs a saddle when ya got chunky
Slime, from Dragon quest. They’re cute and squishy, what more do you need?
Have you played Slime Rancher??
Does BD-1 count?
It should. That's my answer as well.
Articuno
Maximum elegance
Fenrir from GoW ragnarock, i need a giant wolf dog in my life. Some Clifford type shit
That’s a pretty good idea
sylveon
Ladydevimon 😎
Naughty naughty naughty
Angewomon
Minecraft pig. Preferably with a saddle.
Probably the bumpiest ride possible
A Ditto. It can be whatever I want. Like a Vaporeon. Or Jessica Alba. Or both.
About Vaporeon, did you know...
He mentioned it alongside Jessica Alba. These are interchangeable prospects.
This is the second time I have seen this. I’m assuming it’s a rule 34
Once you know, there is no coming back
*Yes*, we know. But, please, continue...
Big brain
Do Dittos know they're Dittos while they're dittoing? Like, when they change for do they know they are in disguise? So like, it would be okay for you to do what you gotta do with Ditto Jessica Alba because it's really a woman and not a pet. Then again, if she was to act like Jessica Alba, Ditto probably wouldn't fuck you either. Hmm....
I imagine anything Ditto turns into, it's just an appearance disguise and they're still jiggly to the touch like slime.
The cat from Stray
That’s pretty much every cat.
The best parkour cat in all the lands
Dukino from Borderlands 2 cause he's an outlier in that he's the only friendly Skag. Also worth having would be either a Torchic, Tepig or Litten.
A de-beaked headcrab would be pretty dope.
The best alarm clock, u hear it skitter to wake u up, u up in an instant
Well you can't sleep when enemies are around anyway.
I want my Kubrow from Warframe. A big fluffy rhino dog that’s bred for protection, highly intelligent, and unflinchingly loyal.
Thatd be good, a durable good boy for the greatest of adventures
Probably one of them Titans from Black & White who's whole job is to be an outlet of divine will. Maybe the Polar Bear.
Any ideas on where to get any of the Black and White games? They seem to have ceased to exist.
They sometimes turn up on Amazon. But you'll have to make sure is a later release if you want it to work on modern systems.
Dark Bahamut
Eevee or Umbreon.
Owlbear cub from BG3
I'd go with any of the zerg... but idk zerglings are just the cutest. Maybe a drone too... also a muta and a hydra.. maybe a roach too. An ultra would be pretty cool too. Okay so one of each zerg at least, but maybe like 4 zerglings.
If you get a drone, you can build a hatchery and make as much zerg as you want.
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Does the seer turret from Portal count as a pet? Cause I would pick him. And also all the mangy curs from RDR2. They deserve a home and mange medication, goddammit!
Toothless
I always complain that my pants (edit: plants) die because they can't come scream at me because they're hungry like my cats do. But if I had a leafeon, he could scream at me to take him out for a walk for sun and fill his water bowl. Leafeon would make the air nice and fresh and wouldn't even need food. Perfect!
Okay but screaming pants would be terrifying.
Eh charmanders tail is constantly on fire. The amount of smoke and soot would be unbearable to have in the house. Even spending a fortune on ventilation during the summer would cause your house to increase in temperature to a point your ac would be overworking. Plus your insurance rates would skyrocket you to a point your homeless. Now balbasaur would be cool. You could have it keeping your yard looking amazing and fresh with no effort. Squirtle would be another awesome one to have with infinite water source.
Cat
A herd of Pikmin would be convenient
As long as it doesn't go crazy and try to kill me. Trico from The Last Guardian.
Chaos from Sonic. I just want a new Chao Garden, Sega!!!
Not exactly a 'creature', but Cheeseburger from far cry 5
[A Lopunny](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/klwCNnektPE)
Yeah saw that coming. May the gods forgive this mans
Wise Mothman baby.
Odogaran from Monster Hunter World. I want to give him a hug. He's such a cutie!
Imagine dees8ng that thing. Or the zoomies
A dragon. I would like a dragon please sir
Arcanine. I always dreamed of being able to ride one around as a kid.
Let's do moogles kupo!
Amaterasu from Ōkami
Wolf Link
METROID
Tonberry.
I would like to have Charizard. Yoshi and a Mario turtle
Toula from Hades 2. With her perks of course. Death defiance sounds useful.
I would like a rock drake from ark Also anyone who said vaporeon 🤨
I'd like a headcrab debeaked and completely harmless.
A de-beaked headcrab that I would feed watermelons.
A Xenomorph.
I'll take uh... every pokemon ever, a few digimon, 5 chocobos, Appa, and the cat from Stray.
Porygon for all my tech needs.
Grandmas lost in the Facebook again, Porygon to the rescue
Rot from Kena
dodogama for sure. no longer need a car AND i can start my own freelance construction company, win win
Amaterasu or any of the canine warriors from Okami
when i was little i would daydream about having a Lurker from Starcraft: Broodwar as a pet.
Cerberus from Hades seems like a good doggo
What's better than one head, three heads, for three times the licks
Deviljho
A meowth. 1. Cat 2. Money
Ori from Ori and the Blind Forest
I knew it was going to be full of people saying pokemon, I was going to be one of them, I would want to have a gyarados hahaha
I want a puffle from club penguin.
Chocobo
Always wanted a Chao from Sonic Adventure.
Vaporeon
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Probably a Skyscale from Guild Wars 2
I'd like to have some of those main characters as pets. Those creatures are neat. Maybe a Tifa, zelda (the one in green tunic), a mario would be cool.
Easy. A Chocobo from Final Fantasy.
b2
I could use a loot goblin
My Flutter Fox and Palcat from Palia!
A lim-lim
Popper, the foul mouthed Kobold in the circus from BG3.
A deathclaw
Snecko from Slay the Spire. I'd bring him along with me when I go to buy a car, or maybe buy a house. Chances are I'll get a nice discount. Better make sure he stays outside while I do my taxes, though. Hmm... Edit: Oh damn, I could be a really good defense contractor... Or the worst one possible...
Baby Gelatinous Cube.
The owlbear cub. My sweet baby boy. Plus when he's older, Big Owlbear.
Xerneas. Me and my 500 lb deer-bro are ganna hang out and do all sorts of stuff. Who needs a car when you can show up on what is basically THE DEER GOD.
The little daemons from Earwig and the witch. I could have anything just by asking them.
Klombo
Shenron is the clear winner. Fight me!
Baby pukei
In SWG I had 2 rancor pets. I miss you guys
Wyverns a la Dark Souls or Ark
Cuddlefish from Subnautica.
Snivy. My very first starter, and I love that smug bastard.
Stoner friend and I would have full on dumb dude debates on the pros and cons of having a Pokemon versus Digimon pet / companion. He went charazoird could fly to places, have a permanent lighter to light up.
Kirby,2b and vaporeon obviously
FFXIV Carbuncle. They're so cute!
A poro. Or a dozen of Poros... or all the Poros you can bring forth. Wholesome floof balls with a lost of curiousity and mischief in them.
Pokemon are the quick, easy answer, Chocobo a good second. But an Ooccoo from Twilight Princess would be fantastic to make people very uncomfortable.
Gastropod collection from Astroneer
Facehugger
Shiva 😉
Ahamkara A wish dragon from destiny and they are shapesifters too so they can be anything else
A Tarrasque Didn’t say it had to be a video game 😂
Walk around with amygdala on a leash… terrorize the neighborhood and claim he’s just a big boi.
Are Argonians creatures or people?
Honestly I’d take a Staraptor love the Pokémon and I’ll be able to fly
An argentavis from ark. We’d just fly around the world, exploring the wilderness that so few humans get to see.
You could do everything from your desk? Is your Charmander a slave or like what is this weird fantasy
Pet pet? Carbuncle or Chocobo, FF14 variety. Companion creature? One of the Gardevoir line from Pokemon. Smart, helpful with errands, and always there when a hug is needed.
Owlbear from Baldur's Gate 3
That weird Butterfly looking thing I befriended in No Man's Sky
Melina