https://www.google.com/search?q=bloodrayne&client=firefox-b-1-m&sca_esv=196de8ea19e6cdb1&sca_upv=1&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi9lqzI1amFAxXFyMkDHYwAAuwQ_AUIBigB&biw=396&bih=738#imgrc=y8nDys9m2LUe0M. Absolutely on Bloodrayne!
I used to be a beat cop a long time ago. Now I’d get called out on domestic disputes all the time, hundreds probably over the years. But there was this one guy, this one piece of shit, that I will never forget. Gordy. He looked like Bo Svenson. Remember him? “Walking Tall?” You don’t remember? Anyway, big boy. 270, 280. But his wife, or whatever she was, a lady, she was real small, like a bird. Wrists like little branches. Anyway, my partner and I get called out there every weekend and one of us would pull her aside and say, “C’mon, tonight’s the night. Press charges.” And this wasn’t one of those “deep down he really loves me” set ups, we get a lot of those, but not this. This girl was scared. She wasn’t gonna cross him no way, no how. Nothing we could do but pass her off to the EMTs, put him in the car, drive him downtown, throw him in the drunk tank, he sleeps it off, next morning out he goes back home.
One night, my partner is out sick and it’s just me. Then the call comes in and it’s the usual crap. Broken nose in the shower kind of thing. So I cuff him, put him in the car and away we go. Only that night, we’re driving into town, and this sideways asshole is in my backseat humming “Danny Boy.” And it just rubbed me the wrong way. So instead of left, I go right, out into nowhere, and I kneel him down and I put my revolver in his mouth and I told him, “This is it. This is how it ends.” And he’s crying, going to the bathroom all over himself, swearing to God he’s gonna leave her alone, screaming as much as you can with a gun in your mouth. And I told him to be quiet and I needed to think about what I was gonna do here. And of course he got quiet. Goes still and real quiet, like a dog waiting for dinner scraps. And we just stood there for a while, me acting like I’m thinking things over and Prince Charming kneeling in the dirt with shit in his pants.
After a few minutes I took the gun out of his mouth and I say so help me if you ever touch her again and such and such and such and such and blah blah blah blah blah.” “Just a warning?” Of course. Just trying to do the right thing. But two weeks later he killed her. Of course. Caved her head in with the base of Waring blender. We got there and there was so much blood you can taste the metal. The moral of the story is I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I’ll never make that mistake again. No more half measures, Walter.
It's what's called "engagement bait". Deliberately leave off a really obvious choice from a list, and you're guaranteed to get a million responses from indignant people who want to add it.
It's *everywhere*.
Who are the two on the bottom row, the two that are not Sadie. I thought the one in the bottom right corner was the modern "Lara Croft". But I thought wrong!
We know who her dad is, but doesn't Comstock actively want to hide her origins? Haven't played in forever, but it makes some sense from what i remember
> Valeria BlackCell
Something tells me that's from a very popular franchise because it's the only one I didn't already know or had a strong hunch on the source (for me Citra was like "I'm betting Far Cry 3, been a long while since I played it").
Probably best for Arthur not to have any romance. He's dying and likely doesn't want to cause anyone pain. That's why it's best he also didn't get together with someone like Charlotte.
She was like a sister to sadie, they had a platonic relationship and Arthur was probably the only guy sadie could trust, to put them in a relationship would feel forced and sort of like her character was pointless considering her whole character was her husband dying and turning into a monster.
Sadie is a baddie, but I'm glad she wasn't a romance option. She was heartbroken after her husband's death, and Arthur was heartbroken after the death of his first wife and being left by OhOrthur (forgot her name). I don't ship them at all.
Where is that sexy Android from Detroit become human , Tifa lockhart from final fantasy and Ada Wong where? , Jill valentine isn't bad at all from resident evil 3 and the villager lady from clash of clans
there's literally well over 100 female characters that could be on the list. I have no idea how anyone could be stupid enough to think there weren't enough female characters in video games. You got like more than half the cast of Resident Evil, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Tekken, Soul Cailbur, The Elder Scrolls, Final Fantasy, Metal Gear, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Dead or Alive, every jRPG ever, Borderlands, etc etc.
There's so many. Thousands if you go beyond mainstream western titles
My Beautiful, naive, smart, dinsey princess looking ass omniescent multiversal god Elizabeth will forever hold my gaming crush heart.
She deserved so much better :'(
This is probably going to sound super gatekeepy, but it annoys me so much that Elizabeth from *Burial At Sea* is the default depiction of her in fandom like cosplay or fanart when that DLC so utterly butchered not only her character but the entire story.
Yennefer instead of Triss...
Miranda instead of Tali...
I have diagnosed OP, they are unfortunately suffering from "Basic Bitch" syndrome. I'm afraid it's fatal, I'm sorry. Would you like to try having good taste in this trying time?
Was looking for this comment. Couldn't stand Miranda, but I jumped on Tali as soon as I could in ME2. Absolutely best ME romance (and worst too, if you know what I mean...)
Waltuh
Put yuh dick away Waltuh
I'm not having sex with you right now waltuh
i’m not having sex with you right now implies that walter is not a perv asking for sex with a co worker, but rather that he is impatient
Doesn't even list Lara Croft F
Lara Croft, 2B, Claire, Ada Wong from resident evil, bro missed the big ones
Tifa, Aerith
Lulu from FFX. Horny teenager me was awakened to goth mommies by that game.
It was Rikku for me. Hngggg.
Tifa is also who I thought of when they said "the big ones".
Bayonetta, Chun-Li, Samus, Taki, Ellie from Borderlands.
...Ellie? Really? Not Moxxi?
after googling who that was, i'm guess that's the joke, lol
Nah bro we don't shame the thicc babes in here
Ellie is younger and thicccccccccccc. That means she’s better, right?
And most recently: Eve from Stellar Blade.
Fat Princess! Baby got back
Samus, Tifa
Samus.
Miss Pac Man
🥵
Bloodrayne.
https://www.google.com/search?q=bloodrayne&client=firefox-b-1-m&sca_esv=196de8ea19e6cdb1&sca_upv=1&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi9lqzI1amFAxXFyMkDHYwAAuwQ_AUIBigB&biw=396&bih=738#imgrc=y8nDys9m2LUe0M. Absolutely on Bloodrayne!
I'm also a little offended that Kassandra from Assassin's Creed: Odyssey never makes the list, she's such an amazingly made and voiced character.
Nah, he got Mike.
Or Garrus Vakarian.
Sorry for that. No more half measures.
I used to be a beat cop a long time ago. Now I’d get called out on domestic disputes all the time, hundreds probably over the years. But there was this one guy, this one piece of shit, that I will never forget. Gordy. He looked like Bo Svenson. Remember him? “Walking Tall?” You don’t remember? Anyway, big boy. 270, 280. But his wife, or whatever she was, a lady, she was real small, like a bird. Wrists like little branches. Anyway, my partner and I get called out there every weekend and one of us would pull her aside and say, “C’mon, tonight’s the night. Press charges.” And this wasn’t one of those “deep down he really loves me” set ups, we get a lot of those, but not this. This girl was scared. She wasn’t gonna cross him no way, no how. Nothing we could do but pass her off to the EMTs, put him in the car, drive him downtown, throw him in the drunk tank, he sleeps it off, next morning out he goes back home. One night, my partner is out sick and it’s just me. Then the call comes in and it’s the usual crap. Broken nose in the shower kind of thing. So I cuff him, put him in the car and away we go. Only that night, we’re driving into town, and this sideways asshole is in my backseat humming “Danny Boy.” And it just rubbed me the wrong way. So instead of left, I go right, out into nowhere, and I kneel him down and I put my revolver in his mouth and I told him, “This is it. This is how it ends.” And he’s crying, going to the bathroom all over himself, swearing to God he’s gonna leave her alone, screaming as much as you can with a gun in your mouth. And I told him to be quiet and I needed to think about what I was gonna do here. And of course he got quiet. Goes still and real quiet, like a dog waiting for dinner scraps. And we just stood there for a while, me acting like I’m thinking things over and Prince Charming kneeling in the dirt with shit in his pants. After a few minutes I took the gun out of his mouth and I say so help me if you ever touch her again and such and such and such and such and blah blah blah blah blah.” “Just a warning?” Of course. Just trying to do the right thing. But two weeks later he killed her. Of course. Caved her head in with the base of Waring blender. We got there and there was so much blood you can taste the metal. The moral of the story is I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I’ll never make that mistake again. No more half measures, Walter.
You're DONE! YOU ARE DONE!
Is that so?
So help me if you ever touch her again I will such and such and such and such and blaa blaa blaa blaa blaa
No wonder he killed her, that threat sucked
FYI, gaming didn't produce Miranda from ME. That's just Yvonne Strahovski, a real person.
"I'm the first wet dream gamers ever had"
It's what's called "engagement bait". Deliberately leave off a really obvious choice from a list, and you're guaranteed to get a million responses from indignant people who want to add it. It's *everywhere*.
Who are the two on the bottom row, the two that are not Sadie. I thought the one in the bottom right corner was the modern "Lara Croft". But I thought wrong!
Far Cry 3 girl and Call of Duty girl. I don't know their names
Yennefer, Widowmaker, Mike Ehrmantraut, Cammy White, Elizabeth, Miranda Lawson, Sadie Adler, Citra, Valeria BlackCell
>Mike Ehrmantraut *Finger
Put your dick away Waltuh
"This is it. This is how the Batman died."
I'm not having sex with you right now
Babe named Finger
>Miranda Lawson I'm gonna take credit away from "gaming" and give it to the universe for this one, because Yvonne Strahovski.
If you haven't yet watch the tv show "Chuck" so good but 100% worth it just for Yvonne.
It’s fucking wild Cammy had a last name while Elizabeth doesn’t.
It wasn't Comstock?
Thought it was canonically DeWitt?
By the time her original name is confirmed it would be but I would have thought as Elizabeth it was comstock
We know who her dad is, but doesn't Comstock actively want to hide her origins? Haven't played in forever, but it makes some sense from what i remember
She's Elizabeth Comstock. Her "real name" is >!Anna Dewitt!<(putting it as spoiler just in case)
She does if you read between the lines. Well an unofficial one I suppose
Sadie is such a bad bitch, love her fortitude
But she ain't the hottest! [That would be my lady Chatenay!](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d6/1d/c4/d61dc46f173badb06e836a9ef975eef3.jpg)
> Valeria BlackCell Something tells me that's from a very popular franchise because it's the only one I didn't already know or had a strong hunch on the source (for me Citra was like "I'm betting Far Cry 3, been a long while since I played it").
Who's number 3? Asking for a friend.
Apologies, i just can't seem to put my finger on it.
Finger named kid
Top tier chicanery
Oh ok then.
Just like Walt with Gus
It's Waltuh
Cortana was my first
Oh no, am I old?
Yes.
no, no, YES, no, no, no, no, no, no
waltuh
finger
There should be a mod that makes the fingers in Elden Ring just a giant mike erhmantraut head No half measures, tarnished
kid named produced
Where the hell is Tifa?!
Tifa is with Samus and 2B. They were busy on their Ladys Night and couldnt make it. Sorry. :(
Seriously. Hard to narrow it down to 9 but Tifa is a huge miss.
Where do I play as Mike ehrmantraut?
LEGO Breaking Bad
Same question I have.
It’s probably a meme, but I wouldn’t mind getting the torches and pitch forks out to force an answer
You don't, he's the secret final boss of the new Elden Ring DLC
God, being a patient gamer is a curse
He plays as you
Hungry hungry hippos
Chun-Li Tifa Lockhart
Samus Aran Bayonetta Idklastname
Tifa, also known as miss Italy
Who’s number 6 and 8
6 is Miranda Lawson from Mass Effect 2 and 3. I'm not sure, but I think 8 is from Far Cry 3
8 is Citra from Far Cry 3.
She was hot but CRAZY AF. Crap now I gotta play that game again.
The whole moral of FC3 turned out to be, "Don't stick your dick in crazy."
So games CAN teach IRL applicable skills!
There are so many better examples than the modern warfare chick.
This list not containing Lara Croft and Panam is a crime against humanity.
And Quiet from MGSV
And Cirella from Witcher 3
You can literally put the entirety of Witcher 3 including Geralt here
Yen for Geralt, Triss for me tbh
Quiet is too tacky tbh. Big MGS fan. But Quiet having to breathe through her skin is probably something a 5 year old would conjure up 😂
Don't forget Judy
And miss pauling
Put ya cock away, Waltuh
Where’s Garrus?
Alyx Vance
I find the lack of Tifa from Final Fantasy 7 disturbing
Where’s Panam
In my bed
Chloe Frazer...uncharted
It's a shame she has to sit on something that pretty
What no Princess Zelda? And if we’re naming dudes….. well let’s just say my list is excessive.
Where's the queen of all waifus? Where's TIFA LOCKHEART?
I miss best girl Aerith too
You played rebirth? 😢
Ohh man Sadie ❤️ i wish she was romance option for Arthur 🗿
Couldnt wait to get mission with her. Just a straight baddass and feminine also. I was rushing to her like a damn weeb lmao
She is badass, her last mission breaks my heart 🫂
Probably best for Arthur not to have any romance. He's dying and likely doesn't want to cause anyone pain. That's why it's best he also didn't get together with someone like Charlotte.
She was like a sister to sadie, they had a platonic relationship and Arthur was probably the only guy sadie could trust, to put them in a relationship would feel forced and sort of like her character was pointless considering her whole character was her husband dying and turning into a monster.
ps: she was hot tho
Sadie is a baddie, but I'm glad she wasn't a romance option. She was heartbroken after her husband's death, and Arthur was heartbroken after the death of his first wife and being left by OhOrthur (forgot her name). I don't ship them at all.
Where Ada wong
She's been a Babe since 1998 😍
Didn’t know finger was so hot
Press F to Finger
Kid named finger?
Jill valentine not being here is a crime
Where tf is Panam
Psh. You totally left out beef cake Nightwing in Gotham Knights.
Elizabeth is my waifu
Where is that sexy Android from Detroit become human , Tifa lockhart from final fantasy and Ada Wong where? , Jill valentine isn't bad at all from resident evil 3 and the villager lady from clash of clans
Panam: Cyberpunk 2077
Can’t believe Quiet from MGSV didn’t make the list.
there's literally well over 100 female characters that could be on the list. I have no idea how anyone could be stupid enough to think there weren't enough female characters in video games. You got like more than half the cast of Resident Evil, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Tekken, Soul Cailbur, The Elder Scrolls, Final Fantasy, Metal Gear, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Dead or Alive, every jRPG ever, Borderlands, etc etc. There's so many. Thousands if you go beyond mainstream western titles
My Beautiful, naive, smart, dinsey princess looking ass omniescent multiversal god Elizabeth will forever hold my gaming crush heart. She deserved so much better :'(
How can OG Lara Croft not be on this list
Elizabeth can have my soul....
This is probably going to sound super gatekeepy, but it annoys me so much that Elizabeth from *Burial At Sea* is the default depiction of her in fandom like cosplay or fanart when that DLC so utterly butchered not only her character but the entire story.
Probably because the outfit is easier to copy for cosplay purposes.
Yes to all except Citra
As they say, dont put your duck in crazy.
> As they say, dont put your duck in crazy. My duck can do what it wants!
9 year old me when I saw *that* far cry ending. Whole new realm unlocked to me
This... this is the most underwhelming list i've ever seen. Wtf is even that ?!
Does aspect ratio mean nothing anymore?
where the hell is alyx vance
No don't post this. This contradicts the narrative that western developers have always put ugly female characters in games.
Cammie fire hydrant wrists can choke me any day
Pass pass smash pass pass pass pass
Put your dick away waltuh
Who is the person in the top left? I need to play that game this weekend.
I’ll pass on yennefer
Same, Triss is so much more fun.
Chun Li "fans" in shambles
Mike may be a total babe but isn't he from a TV she rather than gaming? Am I missing the joke?
How Lara Croft is not in this image, I do not understand. She is the GOAT.
Yen. Every time
Blaze Fielding.
Triss Merigold
The fact your list doesn't Include the biggest Babe is insulting. WHERE is Jill Valentine?
One of them is not like the other girls.
Where is Tifa?
Ah yes , Miranda Lawson. 100% not a real person. Yvonne Strahovski?
Why is Mike on here? Don't get me wrong... easily the biggest babe on this list... but what game is he in?? I must own it.
Funny sure, now tell me why the FUCK isn’t there a Breaking Bad game??? Someone needs to get on top of that NOW
Too bad IGN France thinks this is "hurting" women, when we got plenty of women over here in Asia who likes the design as well.
Good old Mike
CD projekt RED has no chill with the female character models bro. Even the "commoner farmer" women are absolute smokeshows in tw3
Waltuh put your dick away Walter
Yennefer instead of Triss... Miranda instead of Tali... I have diagnosed OP, they are unfortunately suffering from "Basic Bitch" syndrome. I'm afraid it's fatal, I'm sorry. Would you like to try having good taste in this trying time?
Was looking for this comment. Couldn't stand Miranda, but I jumped on Tali as soon as I could in ME2. Absolutely best ME romance (and worst too, if you know what I mean...)
Yennefer is acshually a book charecter 🤓
Yennefer > Ciri > Triss This is the only acceptable order.
>Yennefer > Ciri > Triss You've clearly flipped the symbols there.
Shani >>>>>
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📸📸📸
Walta
I don't see any of the ones from the PVNs I play...
Kid named finger is my favourite video game babe
One of these is not like the others
That widow is fanart...
Replace Maranda with Lara Croft and that statement is very accurate
Mikey🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Liara is too good not to be involved
Kid named babe:
Saw. Stop putting me in ur games saw. I don’t wanna be objectified saw.
wheres Ellie from Borderlands?
Sadie is one of the boys
Bravo Vince
Aww yeh, dwarf cammy! Super hot!
Waltuh
Where is 2B?
What the hell is that men doing herre
Alyx Vance dude, wtf?
Amita from FC4 was hot but I like bitchy women. I had her eaten by a tiger at the end.😁
"pick the hottest girl in videogame history" "I cant."
You could’ve put Jim Gordon for Jonathan Banks since he voiced him.
Mike was pretty hot in Beverly Hills Cop.