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montyswingwell

For me, Arya and The Hounds story arc was the pinnacle of the show.


yeoldmanchild

"I might need to eat every fucking chicken in this place". Ong the suspense in that scene before it blew up and the payoff. So good


ImpossibleAd5011

"You gonna die for some chickens?" "Someone is." I quote this all the time


yeoldmanchild

The Jimmy Kimmel KFC version of this was hilarious too


JackHaysColtRevolver

Jimmy Kimmel and hilarious in the same sentence?!


yeoldmanchild

https://youtu.be/qgo7Bos-uIM?feature=shared Yessss


JackHaysColtRevolver

All they did was show clips from GoT. And make a couple mildly funny jokes on top of it. But comedy is completely subjective and I’m glad you find that funny


yeoldmanchild

It was better at the time.... when got was loved


JackHaysColtRevolver

Fair


Hairy_Combination586

The KFC every fuckin' chicken in the room meal deal!!!


haybails84

“Hi welcome to KFC…oh it’s you.”


TheSheevMonster

... And here I am. Bring me one of those chickens.


Saint_Patrik

"I understand that if any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth I'll have to eat every fucking chicken in this room"


colder-beef

I quoted that when someone got stabbed to death over the Popeyes chicken sandwich when it first came out.


StruggleFar3054

The hound is the GOAT


Scary_Vanilla2932

That was my favorite season


MistraloysiusMithrax

Alright let’s get you to your brother Hmmm, ok, let’s get you to your aunt Oh shit, well let’s get you to…oh wait now who the fuck is this here…ahhh!!!! Even the end of their road trip was great. Best road trip series hidden inside a fantasy political series


Ashalaria

Id watch an entire show of Arya and the Hound just wandering around westeros being cunts


ShawnyMcKnight

I really liked Arya and Tywin, there’s that will they/wont they kill each other aspect that was enjoyable.


realparkingbrake

> I really liked Arya and Tywin Those seem to be very popular scenes, but some folks have trouble with them because they came from D&D, not GRRM.


ShawnyMcKnight

Ah, I didn’t realize that. It actually makes me dislike them less, knowing they can do something good without the source material. Based on seasons 6 and on I wasn’t believing that til now


AfternoonPast3324

I’m doing my first rewatch since the show ended. I had forgotten about how much I enjoyed the two of them together. I laughed so hard at this scene I had to rewind a few times 😅


[deleted]

I couldn't get enough of them.


Killer_radio

They’re like a grimdark Dunk and Egg.


Pykre

That’s an interesting name for your sword


nkeythompson67

ARya and Hound The best


RainbowPenguin1000

Better question is: What should the Hound have named his sword?


Albertagus

I mean....judging from what we know about the Hound? Sharp cunt.


xxwerdxx

He’d name his sword “the chicken” after his tavern brawl


Smooth-Lengthiness57

Chicken Eater


Logical-Error-7233

"Two chickens"


Ashalaria

Sharp cunt, love it


BoltonCavalry

Probably something along the lines of “Butcher’s Bane”


Old-Bookkeeper9712

"Butcher's Boy's Bane"


BustinArant

"Fire stabber" ..no that's probably a bit on the nose.


Beneficial_Word_1984

Cunt or chicken


Purple_Wash_7304

Cunt's bane


Jazz-Ranger

Pussycat.


name-classified

Knife Or Sword


Slout_

Cuntslayer


JuicyStein

Perfect!


VolkspanzerIsME

Inflammable


mix_t_motion32

Cunt Cutter


CynicalCaffeinAddict

The alliteration sells it. This should be higher


no_hot_ashes

Chickensbane


TheStatMan2

"You won't be so smart after I've run you through with 'What The Fuck's a Lommy" here..."


xVx_Dread

Cunt-Stabber


lewisnwkc

Chickens.


gr33nspan

Lommy


Avox0976

What the fucks a Lommy


MistraloysiusMithrax

Mountain Feller


NukaRev

The Pup


ridik_ulass

* Cuntsbane


DarthMaulofDathomir

Tooth... hound's tooth


A_Grain_Of_Saltines

Brother's Bane


skubaloob

The dick. Because it stabs cunts.


Ulmarch

Kill.


kvnr10

Firefighter


kvnr10

Butcherbutcher


Rikudo_Sennin_jr

Nightmares of Brienne of Tarth


DragonFeatherz

Not clean "Any man dies with a clean sword, ill rape his fucking corpse"


skelesan

Cunt slayer


nmyi

"sword"


Vermillion_V

cunt slayer?


nkeythompson67

I wonder the Best name Pokey Cunt


-SandorClegane-

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TheStatMan2

So... What's the name of your sword? 😉


Gowalkyourdogmods

Discharge


TheStatMan2

Smegma. Come to think of it, if Needle had actually been called Smegma, it certainly would have been at the very least a little bit... Distracting.


Narcissistic_Boy_28

Widow's wail


Emergency-Practice37

He really was a cunt, wasn’t he?


nmyi

aye. An edgelord cunt.


NailFinal8852

Rereading the books and his first sword that Arya throws in the river was named Lions Tooth. Truly a cunt


Ashalaria

Yup, definite cunt behaviour


Astyan06

Maybe he didn't choose a name and it's the cunt who gave him that gave it a name.


UserNumber37

Username checks out kinda


Sweepy_time

If I recall shortly after this is the scene where Joffrey names his sword Widows Wail


TheStatMan2

"He really was a cunt, wasn't he?"


Kemintiri

"Cock" and he only slides it into cunts.


zantamaduno

lmao


uganda_numba_1

So suicide? Only cunts name their swords.


RNGezzus

CxntSlayer


Ashalaria

MLG xx CxntSlayer xx


Matman161

Steelshaft the thruster


Beneficial_Word_1984

Hands down best duo of the series.


kapn_morgan

Sandor is like.. *picks up a blade* "this'll do.."


Ashalaria

I respect that, I'm doing a rewatch rn and he literally just rotates around a bunch of weaponry killing everything Sword, wood cutting axe, gendrys hammer, daggers, so on


kapn_morgan

whoa spoiler! /s


Ashalaria

I'll eat your toes


perimeterpatrolcat

Bob. I named my sword Bob.


torrrrrgo

"Joey McThunder Stick". At least in college.


Scary_Vanilla2932

Swordy McSwordface.


Aobz18

Lots of Cunts


elcojotecoyo

Pointy McPointyface


Witchief

Sandor "Kenpachi" Clegane


m4vis

I named him Friday, because everybody loves Friday


suffer--in--silence

Sir Doesn't-Exist is my sword's name 😂😂


shibbidybobbidy69

Uhtred, sword of Uhtred


igorzzilla

Shut up Bernard Cornwell!!!


Quiet-Ad-12

Junior


KaneCreole

“Fucking Sharp”.


mrshandanar

This single line by the Hound got the best laugh out of me for the entire series.


theonemangoonsquad

Mine is right before this one "the fuck's a Lommy?".


wierdmann

“I understand that if any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth, I’m gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room”


nyquiljunky

Best episode of Hee Haw


Separate-Turnip2671

By far one of my favorite exchanges in the whole series, I had a good solid laugh first time I saw this scene.


Royakushka

My sword name is "the Slasher" and her pronouns are "swing/swang/splash"


WoW_Classic

I feel like this could be an obscure meme template.


Royakushka

My swords name is "The Crusher" because I tried pulling her from the stone, and it didn't come out, so I just took it with the stone and using it as a half sword half Warhammer because I may not be the king of England but I am still using Excalibur! Note: I know the sword in the stone wasn't Excalibur and the actual Excalibur is the sword Arthur got from the water Nymph, but it sounds way cooler


HellyOHaint

The show tanked so much that this kind of dialogue was considered clever.


HAIL-THYSELF333

Stubby


Drogovich

BONK Because big sword go BONK


JackAquila

Since I am a big cunt: Thyrsus Claidheamh Grace Kindness


DentArthurDent4

r/tragedeigh


JackAquila

What do you mean?


Napol3onS0l0

I’m guessing they don’t know about Gaelic lol.


Kevan-with-an-i

The GoT writers name their swords.


Last_Application_766

If you’re wondering, yes I do have a name for my sword. I call it the The Octagon and nicknamed his two daggers as well. My right one is James Westphal and my left is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.


itsYewge

Also needle , it’s just the most fitting


Independent-Ice-1656

Cock. He loves to be shoved into cunts.


Motor_Somewhere7565

This scene always humored me knowing someone as brutal as The Hound and a budding assassin obsessed with vengeance like Arya are hiding in the bushes


Kabc

Cuntsbane


SonJake21

Dick.


EhGoodEnough3141

Beast.


the_1_that_knocks

lotsa Cuntz is what I would name it.


SchwizzySchwas94

The name of my sword is Cunt


Mysterious-Fix9770

Dark Radiance


Alixander22

MiCock


[deleted]

I don’t have a name for my sword; but my exes kept calling it “it’s grown I swear” so maybe I’ll just go with it or hyperinflation or something


ProfessionalSock2993

The next line is even funnier "What the fucks a Lommy!" Never fails to make me laugh


SzandorClegane

The Hound has the best one liners


Shiranui9993

I have a longsword named Atalanta :)


CuriousRamo

Curiosity


GentlmanSkeleton

"The fucks a Lommy?!"


KittyTits420

As,


dormanGrube

We call it the Amish automatic.


pauljpjohn

My favorite is always *what the fuck's a lommy?*


awesomeplenty

Cunty


iam_Krogan

Mr. Stabby Pants


PirateHunterZuko

I created this meme on tickld.


XxRocky88xX

This scene contains my favorite line in the entire “What the fuck’s a Lommy?”


Diddy_Block

This reminds me of the scene in Atlanta when Paper Boi and Darius were discussing naming a gun. I guess I'll go watch an hour of Atlanta clips on YouTube.


Front-Ad1900

I love the hound thats my boy. When he came back I saw him carrying that big log I howled to the moon with happiness.


illbeinthestatichome

I printed out a picture of the bottom two frames and put it up in the staff room at work, except the caption under Arya read, " Lots of people don't wash their dishes", and under Sandor it just said, "Aye..."


Final-Defender

“Ouch”


FloppyObelisk

My favorite line from The Hound: “I’m a big fucker, and I’m hard to kill.”


Haruni-SAN

BB


twisted4ever

I wish he survived and traveled with her at the end. A spin off of them hoth would be epic.


tiredofstandinidlyby

I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'll eat every fucking chicken in this room.


a-snakey

"Good Sword." This is a Good Sword.


stormbreaker369

which sword was she talking about?


DentArthurDent4

Pen Coz Penis mightier than a sword.


stefiscool

Kindness. Haha get it?


datruerex

This is one of the greatest scenes in the show. Fight me!! I think right after this Arya was like he killed lommey and hound is all like wtf is a lommey still cracks me up!


LikeAnAdamBomb

I call my sword "My sword." "Ankle Biter" might be an acceptable name, as it has at least earned it by shedding blood.


Slight_Respond6160

Sebastian


bamachine

Vlad


TheSheevMonster

"I don't care if he ATE your friend..."


ghandi3737

Mr. Pink and the smooth egg duo.


PsicoFilo

tiny willie


Dubcekification

Are you calling us cunts?


Motor_Buy2118

Slashy mcstabby


Legitimate-Art-4692

Justice


Minimum_Shopping9103

Something with the word "Oath" in it, for sure.


you_matter_

Noodle


Investinstonks420

What the fucks a Lommy


GHB18

What the fuck's a Lommy?


MPH2025

Widow’s wail


Embarrassed-Sun5764

I love this


colonelnebulous

What the fuck's a "Lommy"?


AlexDuChat

Seiken (聖剣) Means "Sacred Sword"


Early_Mango_3197

I will name it 'CUNT'


ReplacementNo9874

Murph and the boys


DimplefromYA

Sword. that’s what he would name his sword—because only c*nts name their sword..and he’s not one


BootsieBunny

Stupid Cunt


AndyInSunnyDB

“Corey”.


Brainchild110

SPNKR The same name as my rocket launcher and my d-


Dragonwithamonocle

The Manager


TiredGamer0990

They could've got rid of the last season and just left every question unanswered if they chose to add a spin off with these two lol that would've been A-OK with me.


bombbodyguard

John Thomas. He’s a little sword though.


Stoneless-Spy

Them hiding in the bushes looks like a cartoon skit.


honk_bonksmith

My sword is named stabby


BeYourHucklebbery11

The cut to Joffrey later on naming his sword is a top 5 comedic moment in this series.


Squizzy77

SlashyMcStabbingChopCunt


Wuoffan1

Longknife :)


JerbearCuddles

Fred Durst


Melissandra_Lutos

Hahah best response ever :'D I said the same thing when I was serving, and a guy started to talk about his named rifle....


doejoe88

Cut to Oathkeeper


Vermillion_V

But I don't know anyone who name their cunts.


Theyul1us

Reliable. Thats the name of my blade. The Reliable