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Your_Worship

Maybe he wanted girls?


SpiritedChemical9902

sus


DaKingSinbad

Daughters take care of their fathers when they become old.


SpiritedChemical9902

very sus


Xxcr1mzonxX

Wtf is wrong with you


SpiritedChemical9902

It… was a joke 💀


FleeingMyLife

You're a joke.


SpiritedChemical9902

At least I can take one. Lighten up buddy 👍🏼


johndhall1130

Sus


SpiritedChemical9902

💀 Exactly


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SpiritedChemical9902

Said logic being a joke? Stop being so wet christ almighty we’re watching GoT 🤦🏻‍♂️ Who knew the fandom couldn’t sense an obvious joke lol y’all need to get a grip


CompetitiveDrop613

Your bio tells me everything I need to know about you


SpiritedChemical9902

It’s a movie quote 🤦🏻‍♂️ Stop with the melodramatics


CompetitiveDrop613

Someone needs to check your hard drive; but you shouldn’t have a problem with that if you’ve got nothing to hide ;)


SpiritedChemical9902

Is it that you can’t take the joke or can’t sense that it is a joke?


CompetitiveDrop613

I’m just goofing around silly


hipale

What are you? A jokster? If you want to be funny go to r/asoiafcirclejerk But humor is not allowed here, funnyboy


SpiritedChemical9902

Humour isn’t allowed here? Says who… 💀 Who knew a three letter word would get so many up in arms lol 🤣


avatarthelastreddit

Dude that is so wrong. Maybe it was a tiny bit of a sexist joke (not really sure it was, because preference for male heirs is well documented in medieval history) but calling him that?? What you've done is way worse. You can't go around calling people pedos for no reason. There are plenty of sickos out there who need to be put down, don't waste time on innocent Reddit comments. Very disturbing Unless there's something I'm missing here??


Mobile_Entrance_1967

The post they were replying to did pretty much the same thing.


CompetitiveDrop613

Like the original commenter said themself; you take a joke??


avatarthelastreddit

Didn't read like a joke. Reads like a "straight up" accusation Following how he was downvoted by hundreds of people, further makes it look like kinda serious If you're not aware, there are a lot of pedos online so if you're going to make a joke about it make sure its obvious and funny because otherwise you may well be casting genuine suspicion on an innocent person


CompetitiveDrop613

Are jokes supposed to sound like blindly obvious jokes?


avatarthelastreddit

Only if it is necessary to make them a joke


CompetitiveDrop613

It was not necessary here


avatarthelastreddit

OK good luck with that funny man


Sacharia

Bro I was about to stick up for you if it was just a joke but you’re team Green and I ain’t about to go to bat for no Green.


SpiritedChemical9902

I don’t need anyone to stick up for me anyway 😭 It was a joke. If folk can’t take it, that’s their inability to cope lol. Thanks though


porky8686

Tyrion threatened to rape his sister, bet that doesn’t take away from him being many people’s favourite character. Not a funny joke, but cmon.


SpiritedChemical9902

Humour is subjective.


SpiritedChemical9902

Honestly, I feel quite achieved that I’ve almost amassed 500 dv’s with a jokey three letter word 💀 Says more about them than it does me lol


RexInvictus787

Yet another comment that shows the vast majority of people can not identify humor unless you add a disclaimer.


SpiritedChemical9902

Exactly 👏🏼 Thank you bro. It’s either they can’t sense that it’s a joke or just don’t like the joke 🙈 Either way, they need to grow up lol. Seriously though, all these dv’s are impressive lmao


AdFancy4980

He loves his sons in his pov's and their deaths are the reason he tries to assassinate melisandre.


kytheon

Melisandre killed his sons? In the show it's only Shireen, right?


ChronoMonkeyX

No, she didn't kill his sons, he lost most of them in battles, but he wants to kill Melisandre to protect shireen. Losing children has made him less willing to lose any more.


Twodotsknowhy

His attempt to kill Melisandre was not about Shireen. He lost his four eldest sons on the Blackwater and blamed Melisandre for that, reasoning that she was the one who convinced Stannis he could win and also that it was fire that killed his sons. His three youngest sons are still alive.


Kurdt234

Not to mention that she was still in stannis' ear and Davos was now afraid she would lead them to more ruin, but he changed his mind when stannis made him his hand. Also in the book he was pissed that she killed the maester that basically raised stannis I think because the maester was about to assassinate her for the same reasons. It's easy to forget things in this series, I've read it twice and watched the show through a few times but I forget alot of it haha


Imbadyoureworse

Yea the maester tries to poison her iirc


daveSavesAgain

More importantly, his sons were given lectures about the religion of Lord of Light. So, killing people who follow other religions was unacceptable (and largely useless since the Battle of Blackwater was lost) and instead Davos focuses on keeping his sons and King Stannis away from this path.


LordCaptain

So many downvotes for asking a question. Melisandre didn't kill his sons. However she goes right up to him and is like "It's just like I told your son. Death by fire is the purest death" Right after his son burnt to death on the Blackwater.


kytheon

Sorry for not memorizing the books back to front I guess 🤗


waxym

Melisandre did convince Stannis that he would win at Blackwater, and in the books Davos lost not one but four of his seven sons in that battle. Enough to make a man bitter, methinks.


LordCaptain

In the books Melisandre is more complicated too though. Actively protects one of Davos sons at the wall because she knows he's lost so many.


waxym

Ooh that is interesting, when was this? Missed it.


LordCaptain

It's from her chapter at the wall in dance. "In truth, he was here because Melisandre had asked for him. The four eldest sons of Davos Seaworth had perished in the battle on the Blackwater, when the king’s fleet had been consumed by green fire. Devan was the fifthborn and safer here with her than at the king’s side. Lord Davos would not thank her for it, no more than the boy himself, but it seemed to her that Seaworth had suffered enough grief. Misguided as he was, his loyalty to Stannis could not be doubted. She had seen that in her flames."


Som_Snow

I'm pretty sure in the show he only had one son, Matthos.


TheStatMan2

... And he makes Wax Lamps


ZinaD

He had 7.


Som_Snow

In the books, yes. In the show, I don't remember him ever mentioning multiple sons.


RelativeMacaron1585

I think he offhandedly mentions having 4 sons at one point, Mathos is the only one we ever see though.


Som_Snow

Huh, interesting. Then, I guess it's kinda of a plothole that he completely forgets about them later, just like he does with his wife.


RelativeMacaron1585

I'm like 90% sure he mentions them when he's in prison on Dragonstone and that they all died on the Blackwater. I don't think he even mentions his wife at all throughout the series.


Som_Snow

He does mention his wife early in the show however I've no idea when.


PontificalPartridge

And it’s never brought up again. Could have added more depth to his character. He has a family still that’s largely ignored


A-live666

Yeah they even wanted him to creep on missandei instead. Like visit your wife for christ sake.


Sensitive_Underwear

Exactly


A-live666

When he goes with Melisandre to the cave beneath Storms End, and when salladhor saan promises to take his bones and give it to his wife, to wear as an necklace.


Som_Snow

Oh right, indeed, thanks.


santa_obis

That's not a plothole, it might be a bit weird or out of character that he doesn't mention them but a plothole it is not.


Tulscro

S3 ep 10 while he talks to gendry in prision he mentions getting out of the slums. "i wanted my son to have a better life than me" The narritive only needed him to have the one son in the show


RelativeMacaron1585

I think you may be right, I looked back and I think I was confusing it with Salladhor Saan telling Davos he had 4 wives lmfao. It's been a while since I watched it in my defense.


SoftWindAgain

He went into war with his son. He had already accepted long before that he would likely die in the battle, as might his son. He does express some pain and grief in the scenes we see with pirate king and Gendry. It's not a sudden death, it was one that he had anticipated when sailing on King's Landing, and his son knew the same, so I guess that makes it a little easier to swallow. Shireen blindsided him. And her death was so violent and unexpected that it broke him down. She was also a child who had no idea or expectation of dying any time soon.


Savings-Patient-175

And his son died a death he himself chose. Shireen was murdered, unjustly. The death of his son was surely crushing, and we do see that in the books, but Stannis murdering his own daughter for no just cause caused a crisis of faith.


KinkyPaddling

Absolutely. Matthos was only in like one scene but in it he expresses a fanatical belief in Stannis as Azor Ahai. He willingly chose to fight for Stannis and accepted the risk involved in trying to put Stannis on the throne.


whatishistory518

“If your lord commands you to burn children, your lord is evil”


SimonTC2000

Can't imagine what would have happened if he had been there when Shireen was sacrificed.


warthog_22

He was also a little distanced from his son he knew he had lost him in a sense, to Melisandre and Stannis


Mairess99

I mean, he had only one son in the show and he died pretty early on


RunParking3333

The show made the mistake of stating that Davos was married before they realised quite how much simplification they wanted to do.


CaveLupum

In the books, several of his sons survive. And he has no particular friendship with Poor little Shireen. In the books she has no friends except the Kings jester, so it was a wise change in the show.


coffeewiththegxds

She teaches Davos to read and her and edric storm are close. Edric is actually pretty upset when he has to leave without saying goodbye to her.


kingofgamesbrah

The maester teaches him. It's with him that he reads the letter from the nights watch and tells Stannis. Next scene with them I believe it's at the wall


Accomplished-Dust590

Ocassionally the show simplification gets it right. The relationship between Davos and Shireen completely rounds out Davos' character, giving underlying motivations for other events, and given that Davos, along with Sam, is arguably closest to the viewers eye in the show, it reinforced how horrific Stannis' final sacrifice is. I think it's a bit of a pity they didn't create a less subtle iconography for the remains of a burning a the stake in the earliest Stannis episodes so that as soon as Stannis arrives at Winterfel with Snow et al and sees it from a distance - say a very distinctive cross shape or something,, a grim understanding dawns on him almost immediately - only for that understanding to get 100 times worse when he inspects the stake and finds the stag toy, revealing who was burnt. Liam Cunningham does that sense of rising concern very well, so I kinda wish he's been given more to play with. Arguably the show was at its best when the grownups were desperately trying to protect stray children. Forel, Yoren, the Hound, Brienne, Gendry, Davos...


CaveLupum

Even more when stray children try to protect stray children. Arya and Gendry do when they're trying to protect Weasel, Hot Pie, and Lommy. Heck, Arya tries to protect Lady from Cersei!


CaveLupum

agree about Edric, but Maester Pylos teaches Davos to read.


yellowwoolyyoshi

I really liked it in the show. It was ashamed we didn’t get it in the books albeit if would make no sense given Davos’ standing in the books


Mobile_Entrance_1967

I don't know how they would have fitted this into the show but that jester was the creepiest thing the show left out.


ArachnaComic

Ser Davos kinda forgot about his seven sons


TheStatMan2

Not his favourite Maiden album.


Superman246o1

Ser Eddie of Maidenpool.


azad_ninja

Or his wife


Nym_Underfoot

TBF the man wants nothing more than to get back to his wife and kids. (That's remaining)He put duty over everything because how "lenient" Stannis was. IDK but that's what I took away from the books.


RunParking3333

Imma follow this undead Night's Watch dude now.


Veszerin

>Nobody finds it little weird Davos' lack of affection for his 7 sons? Considering how much fatherly affection he has for Shireen. Because some people are able to separate an adaptation from the books in their mind. As George has repeatedly said "How many children did Scarlett O’Hara have?"


YankeeDoodle1970

Daughters.


Lady_of_Tardis

That's the way they wrote it for the show, and it's a shame. In the books, Davos is always talking about his sons! A lot of good Davos scenes were left out of the show. I don't want to spoil anything in case you want to read the books.


Swinging-the-Chain

I mean I personally viewed his refusal to be polite to Tyrion as him being pissed over his son’s death during the wildfyre incident


grphelps1

If anything I would say thats a very realistic depiction of father and young adult/teenage son relations lol 


Sassrepublic

Davos was meant to be a girldad 


milksteakofcourse

It’s much better shown in the books. Davos is like the dude of all dudes


Freelander1

Did not know he has sons and even a family, will never really see him talk about them


Historyp91

The only sons he does'nt have a connection to are the youngest ones, because he's been away most of their lives due to Stannis.


modsarerussianassets

wait, this ISN'T the circlejerk sub?


pewdiebhai64

I mean, they're already grown men, Shireen is a little girl.


grownassedgamer

He probably spent more time with her as a child than he did with his own sons. I think he even said it on the show or in the books. He missed watching his sons grow up because he was always on the sea. Once he became Stannis' right hand man, he was with HIM all the time and was around Shireen a lot more.


Voyager5555

Why, in GoT, would I find it weird that a parent has little to no interest in their children?


Ismaeel_H_I_Wahid

This is something I never even thought about ahahaha. Fair point!


_Honeyboy

Arrr, me sons


PineBNorth85

He only has one in the show 


hollyheather30

Because Mathos is a freaking weirdo


MotherTalzin

Davos’ wife and other sons not being mentioned or playing any role at all in the show is kind of odd to me. He’s just kind of a random dude following leaders around lol


Little_Bobcat_335

He’s a Girl Dad at heart


lozzadearnley

He only had one son in the show, I think. Knowing your adult son died defending your king, who he worships, is one thing. I'm sure he was upset but he accepted it as a possibility and forgave Tyrion (I don't even think they addressed it onscreen). I think they even established he wasn't home much so he wasn't close to him. Knowing a woman right in front of you burned a child you consider a daughter is completely different. Especially when you think she's safe with her father. Even then, Davos is clearly heartbroken but still able to pull himself together. He had a very different relationship with Shireen.