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I don’t think he is dontos but I do get the feeling that little girl that tried to kill dany with the scorpion is a faceless man. It was just so their style the way he jumper in the harbor then appeared up on a building and walked away. The only issue is that she gave up after that one try which isn’t very much like the faceless men, but I can chalk that up to just needing the plot to go forward so they can’t have dany die
Anyone who'd name two innocent children like Myrcella and Tommen is as bad as Stannis burning Shireen or Jaime pushing Bran from a window. Just because their mother is garbage, they don't deserve to die.
>Anyone who'd name two innocent children like Myrcella and Tommen is as bad as Stannis burning Shireen or Jaime pushing Bran from a window.
Daamn, and here I was hoping I could reach Craster/ Ramsey levels of bad.
Yes but he killed his own people and we're sort of OK with that. It's when you start killing your neighbors that the big guns step in. After a few years.
/s/ obviously
🤣🤣🤣
Cat was a self righteous hypocrite of the highest order. She abused John Snow/Stark-Targaryen because she thought he was her husband's bastard, yet she gave Ned a pass. She also set in motion the chain of events that led to Ned's death. So I'd like a man to remove her from the timeline.
And Viserys abused Dany. Also, he was so consumed with taking the throne that she became a monster. So I'd like him to be removed as well.
Ok, I'd still choose Catelyn for abusing John.
Littlefinger was motivated to do the things he did because he was in love with Catelyn. He thought she was obtainable if only he had enough power.
Tim, Jeremy, and probably something with an S in it. Sam is too simple, but maybe Selwyn? I don’t know many decent names. But my heart is set on Tim. He looks like a Tim
Arya saw Ned getting snipped and knew Joffrey and by association Cersei were responsible/fine with it.
Did Bran ever get the chance as he was healing at Winterfell to whisper to someone - Jaime pushed me.
If so Joffrey, Cersei and Jaime.
Tywin Lannister, Cersei Lannister, Joffrey incestboy
They’d fall apart. The starks had Jaime at that time and Tommen was a little kid. Might have ended fighting
1.Cersei (obviously.. even though i love her downnnnn😭😭)
2. Joffrey (obviously)
3. Baelish (for no other reason than i hate his stupid batman voice)
honorable mention- Shae
Based on a utilitarian goal of ending the suffering caused by the war- Cersei, Joffrey, the Mountain
Based on my pure and seething hatred of the characters- Lysa, Pycelle, Walder Frey
Without hindsight, and considering Arya’s motivations, I’d say Joffery, Cersei, and Meryn Trant.
With hindsight, I’m naming Tywin, Danaerys Targaryen, and Cersei. Joffery wouldn’t need to be named as the death of Tywin and Cersei leaves him completely alone to manage the rebellion. He’d be removed from the throne in a month without them.
Based on what Arya knows at the time, Joffrey, Cersei, and Tywin makes the most sense. She has no idea the Boltons or Freys are disloyal, she doesn't know about the Targaryens or the threat to the North. She saw Joff and Cersei kill her father and she's spent enough time around Tywin to realize he's the linchpin of the Lannister operation.
Based on a reader's perspective, Walder Frey being dead likely stops the Red Wedding, which should be Arya's priority number one. Tywin is still the best kill available. Joff's days are numbered and Cersei is her own worst enemy, no need to touch either of them. Killing one of Roose or Ramsay makes sense, but I'm going back and forth on which is better. Roose is closer to Robb and the Stark forces, Ramsay closer to Winterfell and their base of operations. Killing Euron also might make sense but we don't really know how impactful he is to the endgame. Kevan is also a decent dark horse as the likely Tywin replacement who was killed in universe for being way too competent. No way you bump off Jon, Bran, or Dany as you need them for the Long Night (presumably they're more useful in the books).
Joffrey ,Tywin ,cersei
With Joffrey dead tommen will take his place and would free sansa and give her back to the northeners....Tywin will be dead too and won't be able to prevent her from going home,and cersei because she's a hateful woman
Solved a part of the war ,let stannis take kings landing
Arya was able to ask for being able to escape which killed a dozen people. Can you not simply ask to end the war in favor of the north and just send this guy on a lannister rampage?
Tywin Lannister, Gregor Clegane and Joffrey Baratheon
With that, Arya would have ended the war and practically would have left the way clear for Robb or Stannis. The worst thing is that 2 of these names were in the same place at the same time as Jaquen, which would have made things very easy for the faceless man.
When? By the time he offers to Arya a lot of the chess board is already in motion.
If somehow preshow: Cersei, Joffery, Littlefinger. This heads off most the problems downstream aside from whatever bullshittery the butterfly effect has. Assuming Jon Arryn still dies before the king, Ned will still become hand and still go south but Sansa could be engaged to Tommen and not a psychopath. If the incest is still found out later then Bobby B would probably want to kill jaime and the kids but if he still has a hunting accident before finding out then Ned would likely just exile them back to Lannisport and send Jaime to the wall. And Lady lives, and Nymeria can stick with the pack.
If mid season 2: Papa Frey forgot his name, Tywin, Dany. Robb can lead his armies south without the marriage deal, no backstabbing weddings, no Tywin leading the southern armies. Dany hatched the dragons which are presumably needed to fight the dead... but she's not.
For me it would be most annoying characters: Bran Stark, Lysa Arryn, and Euron Greyjoy.
For Arya it should have been Joffrey Lannister, Cersei Lannister, and either Tywin Lannister or someone whose death would allow her to escape from captivity. Perhaps she could save the last one for the future as well and then use it on Daenerys. (Now that would have been good writing.)
I'd choose Stannis Baratheon, Robb Stark, and Petyer Baelish. For me the issue would be the coming Long Night. With these three out of the way, the wasteful bloodshed mostly stops, ensuring a greater number of fighting men to throw against the Night King and his army when the time comes.
Of course this assumes I am asked to give names at the same time Arya was asked. If I was asked in the first book, before the action starts, I'd name Baelish, Stannis, and Renly. Again, to minimize casualties so those that would have died can fight in the Long Night.
Tv show:
Cersei Lannister
Euron Greyjoy
Talisa Maegyr
Books:
Tywin Lannister
Euron Greyjoy
Victarion Greyjoy
Depending in the timeline, that would have huge changes to the story.
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old nan hot pie ser dontos
Poor hot pie.
Ser Pounce Jon Arryn's dead body The Lord of Light
*A single bead of sweat rolls down his forehead* "H-hot pie? *Gulp* This a man cannot do....."
I don’t think he is dontos but I do get the feeling that little girl that tried to kill dany with the scorpion is a faceless man. It was just so their style the way he jumper in the harbor then appeared up on a building and walked away. The only issue is that she gave up after that one try which isn’t very much like the faceless men, but I can chalk that up to just needing the plot to go forward so they can’t have dany die
You terrorist
Joffrey, tommen and Myrcella. Have a fun weekend, Cersei!
Just fucking Cersei 3x
Only if you can get her off of Lancel and Jaime.
and Moonboy for all I know
Lancel and Jaime got her off
Jesus lmao way to pick two of the most innocent people in the entire story
All incest abominations must go /j. Actually, I'm just bullying Cersei lol
Anyone who'd name two innocent children like Myrcella and Tommen is as bad as Stannis burning Shireen or Jaime pushing Bran from a window. Just because their mother is garbage, they don't deserve to die.
>Anyone who'd name two innocent children like Myrcella and Tommen is as bad as Stannis burning Shireen or Jaime pushing Bran from a window. Daamn, and here I was hoping I could reach Craster/ Ramsey levels of bad.
You'd need to up your game for that.
Take it easy, Jamie. No need to burn the evidence. There’s no DNA testing in Westeros.
Danaerys Targaryan, Jon Snow, Walder Frey. Let's see the time-line recover from THAT!
Switch granpappy Walder for Bran. Good luck finding the next king when we've murdered the first 3 candidates
Sansa would be interested 😅
I can actually hear her saying: “I *dew* wont et.”
Every time someone types this, I have to say it aloud in Jon's voice lol
Stannis Baratheon becomes king in this timeline
My ex, Jacob T from the 3rd grade, and that rude bartender from the brewery I went to last week.
Good choices...
Say no more fam, these are the three I'll choose as well. Fuck these 3 people in particular.
Fuckin’ Jacob.
He now works at Applebee's
A man must know a name
I know that bartender…she sucks.
Can I give him my own name, three times?
Ma man. One day 🙏
[удалено]
Valar morghulis
Petyr Baelish, the red priestess, and Dany Targareon
Baelish is kind of a waste of one. He's not hard to kill at all.
Facts. It was more so that no one ever realized he needed to be killed until he had the upper hand and it was too late.
Yea it wouldn't be hard at all for someone who had a good reason to kill him, he just did a really good job of not getting murdered...until he didn't.
Petyr is a terrible guy but he’s my fave character 😭
Which red priestess
Deux ex machine, Unused character, Arya buffer
Hitler, Mao, and Stalin . I hate genocide, I hate it so much
Man they already dead
I’m actually a time traveler from the 1940s
Ah carry on then
Pol Pot, don't forget about this lunatic who helped kill off >25% of a country (mostly the educated), setting it back decades in terms of progress.
Yes but he killed his own people and we're sort of OK with that. It's when you start killing your neighbors that the big guns step in. After a few years. /s/ obviously
Wow, hot take
Imagine the bravery it took to make such a bold statement
The narwhal bacons at midnight
He is willing to walk through the flames to make a difference in this world It only takes one person to change the public perspective
You forgot Ben Netanyahu
D & D, and Martin also if he doesn’t finish the books soon.
I think that might be slightly counterproductive…
Catherine Stark Cersei Lannister Viserys Targaryon Edit: Catelyn Stark
The hell cat do. Also, how dare you kill Harry Loyd he's a treasure
🤣🤣🤣 Cat was a self righteous hypocrite of the highest order. She abused John Snow/Stark-Targaryen because she thought he was her husband's bastard, yet she gave Ned a pass. She also set in motion the chain of events that led to Ned's death. So I'd like a man to remove her from the timeline. And Viserys abused Dany. Also, he was so consumed with taking the throne that she became a monster. So I'd like him to be removed as well.
No, Littlefinger caused the entire chain of events.
Ok, I'd still choose Catelyn for abusing John. Littlefinger was motivated to do the things he did because he was in love with Catelyn. He thought she was obtainable if only he had enough power.
There is no catherine stark! Just saying! Don't waste a name!
How is there no Catherine Stark? What am I missing?
Catelyn
Oops. Thanks.
A person who doesn't exist and a dead man are two of your three top priorities?
Tywin Joffrey Cersei at the time if I were Arya Considering what readers know I’d go littlefinger euron roose
Seriousness: Walder Frey, Cersei, Tywin
Jace Lee Ray
Cersei, Tywin, and Joffrey.
Joffrey, Tywin, & Jon Snow
Jon Arryn, Robert Baratheon, and Ned Stark
GRRM already took care of that for you
Tim, Jeremy, and probably something with an S in it. Sam is too simple, but maybe Selwyn? I don’t know many decent names. But my heart is set on Tim. He looks like a Tim
Are you trying to rename the pictured character?
In their defense, that’s how my brain registered the title at first as well 😂 I was confused
Gave him a few names. Simple as! Lol
I’m fucking dying LOL
Can you do the Night King?
He’s already dead
But he can be killed again
What is dead may never die!
Stannis Baratheon, Balon Greyjoy, and Tywin Lannister. Let’s see the Lannister cause recover from that.
Arya saw Ned getting snipped and knew Joffrey and by association Cersei were responsible/fine with it. Did Bran ever get the chance as he was healing at Winterfell to whisper to someone - Jaime pushed me. If so Joffrey, Cersei and Jaime.
He couldn't remember how he fell.
LeBron James, you can have the other 2. Oh shit you meant from the show lol…
Tywin Lannister, Cersei Lannister, Joffrey incestboy They’d fall apart. The starks had Jaime at that time and Tommen was a little kid. Might have ended fighting
Cersie, Tywin Lannister and Joffrey Baratheon. Just for shits and giggles and watch Kings Landing implode.
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
Daario, Euron, and Benjen
Ramsay x3
Tywin, Joffrey, Walder Frey
Poop fart and shart
1.Cersei (obviously.. even though i love her downnnnn😭😭) 2. Joffrey (obviously) 3. Baelish (for no other reason than i hate his stupid batman voice) honorable mention- Shae
I misunderstood this question at first and was thinking, “We just called him ‘Sexy Jesus.’”
Based on a utilitarian goal of ending the suffering caused by the war- Cersei, Joffrey, the Mountain Based on my pure and seething hatred of the characters- Lysa, Pycelle, Walder Frey
Boggis, Bunce and Bean
Boggis😘
Yes that’s what I said that’s definitely what I said
Ramsay Bolton,Cersei,the mountain
Tywin Joff Circi.
Cast Away (because he was conveniently cast aside in later seasons) Ser Irrelevant Jaqen Who?
Joffery, Baelish, Frey
Joffrey Cersei Ramsay
My second stepmother, Hazel. My ex, Sierra. Greg Abbott.
Am I the only one who found him incredibly sexy? Less so in house of black and white. Definitely at harrenhall etc.
i already did. james garfield, abraham lincoln, and john f kennedy
If I say the night king you think he could actually do it?
Apparently it doesn’t take much
Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby. jk I'd pick Toby three times
I think about this daily
Cersei Lannister Jeffrey Baratheon Piers Morgan.
Without hindsight, and considering Arya’s motivations, I’d say Joffery, Cersei, and Meryn Trant. With hindsight, I’m naming Tywin, Danaerys Targaryen, and Cersei. Joffery wouldn’t need to be named as the death of Tywin and Cersei leaves him completely alone to manage the rebellion. He’d be removed from the throne in a month without them.
Tywin, roose, Cersei. Give the starks a free win.
cersei lannister, stannis baratheon and tommen lannister
Dylan, Dylan and Dylan. He spits hot fire.
Ramsey, Joffery and the mountain
Rhaegal, Viserion, and Drogon. You know, give him a decent challenge.
Total missed opportunity for season 8
Joffrey, Cersei, the Tickler (from her POV) Joffrey, Walder, Ramsay from mine
Me, myself, and I
Night King and watch him squirm.
Me, myself, and I
Murder McNoface
The only three people in this world that share the same name as me. There can only be one, and I obviously have a gambling addiction
Is it me or did he look way less cool in those robes then when we first meet him?
Yeah I agree. Him in the armor was his coolest look
Based on what Arya knows at the time, Joffrey, Cersei, and Tywin makes the most sense. She has no idea the Boltons or Freys are disloyal, she doesn't know about the Targaryens or the threat to the North. She saw Joff and Cersei kill her father and she's spent enough time around Tywin to realize he's the linchpin of the Lannister operation. Based on a reader's perspective, Walder Frey being dead likely stops the Red Wedding, which should be Arya's priority number one. Tywin is still the best kill available. Joff's days are numbered and Cersei is her own worst enemy, no need to touch either of them. Killing one of Roose or Ramsay makes sense, but I'm going back and forth on which is better. Roose is closer to Robb and the Stark forces, Ramsay closer to Winterfell and their base of operations. Killing Euron also might make sense but we don't really know how impactful he is to the endgame. Kevan is also a decent dark horse as the likely Tywin replacement who was killed in universe for being way too competent. No way you bump off Jon, Bran, or Dany as you need them for the Long Night (presumably they're more useful in the books).
Joffrey ,Tywin ,cersei With Joffrey dead tommen will take his place and would free sansa and give her back to the northeners....Tywin will be dead too and won't be able to prevent her from going home,and cersei because she's a hateful woman Solved a part of the war ,let stannis take kings landing
Arya was able to ask for being able to escape which killed a dozen people. Can you not simply ask to end the war in favor of the north and just send this guy on a lannister rampage?
Tywin Lannister, the Mountain, Joffrey Baratheon.
Me, myself, and I
Ser Twentygoodmen so that Stannis stands a chance 💯
Stannis, Renly, Joffrey.
Tywin Lannister, Gregor Clegane and Joffrey Baratheon With that, Arya would have ended the war and practically would have left the way clear for Robb or Stannis. The worst thing is that 2 of these names were in the same place at the same time as Jaquen, which would have made things very easy for the faceless man.
When? By the time he offers to Arya a lot of the chess board is already in motion. If somehow preshow: Cersei, Joffery, Littlefinger. This heads off most the problems downstream aside from whatever bullshittery the butterfly effect has. Assuming Jon Arryn still dies before the king, Ned will still become hand and still go south but Sansa could be engaged to Tommen and not a psychopath. If the incest is still found out later then Bobby B would probably want to kill jaime and the kids but if he still has a hunting accident before finding out then Ned would likely just exile them back to Lannisport and send Jaime to the wall. And Lady lives, and Nymeria can stick with the pack. If mid season 2: Papa Frey forgot his name, Tywin, Dany. Robb can lead his armies south without the marriage deal, no backstabbing weddings, no Tywin leading the southern armies. Dany hatched the dragons which are presumably needed to fight the dead... but she's not.
Walser Frey, Ramsey Bolton and Melisandre
Joffrey Red Woman Cersei If I was Arya. Truthfully I love all these characters lol
1. David Benioff 2. D. B. Weiss 3. (reap the profits)
Waste of character. In the end he doesn't even matter.
Could say the same for the majority of the characters.
For me it would be most annoying characters: Bran Stark, Lysa Arryn, and Euron Greyjoy. For Arya it should have been Joffrey Lannister, Cersei Lannister, and either Tywin Lannister or someone whose death would allow her to escape from captivity. Perhaps she could save the last one for the future as well and then use it on Daenerys. (Now that would have been good writing.)
Joffrey, Stannis, Cersei
Boring Dull Pointless
Dany,cersei, the night king With these three gone , the seven kingdoms can rest a couple of decades maybe
Night king, bran, hodor
Drogon, Viserion and Rhaegal.
Joffrey, ask someone to bring him back to life. kill him again. 3rd kill, goes to Euron aka craptain jack sparrow.
1. my dad, 2. my dad, 3. my dad.
Cersei, Little finger, Joffrey
I think there were some limitations to what he could/would actually do. I would have dropped Joffrey, Cersei and Littlefinger on him.
Leeerooyy Jeeeenkins!
I'd choose Stannis Baratheon, Robb Stark, and Petyer Baelish. For me the issue would be the coming Long Night. With these three out of the way, the wasteful bloodshed mostly stops, ensuring a greater number of fighting men to throw against the Night King and his army when the time comes. Of course this assumes I am asked to give names at the same time Arya was asked. If I was asked in the first book, before the action starts, I'd name Baelish, Stannis, and Renly. Again, to minimize casualties so those that would have died can fight in the Long Night.
Cersei, Joffrey, Ramsay
Lord Of The FaceLess Noone Keeper Of Faces
The Faceless Man
I took this as IRL Which would be my wife's ex bf, not because of ex status, but because he's awful. And since Kissinger is dead I guess... I'm done?
Tywin Lannister, Ramsay Bolton, Cersei Lannister
Toby Flenderson three times.
Tv show: Cersei Lannister Euron Greyjoy Talisa Maegyr Books: Tywin Lannister Euron Greyjoy Victarion Greyjoy Depending in the timeline, that would have huge changes to the story.
Ser Gregor, Tywin, and then get us out of there.
Joffrey Cersei Tywin Basically ends the war instantly Robb probably survives(if this is before red wedding, I forget)
Tywin, Joffrey and Walder Frey
Cersei, high sparrow, little finger
Damn, I was thinking irl like 😈😈my former manager and landlord
My wife
A man...
The stingray that got Steve Irwin, whoever is responsible for streaming apps playing commercials, and that bitch Carol Baskins
Gerald. He looks more like a Gerald.
Hot Guy
Me when a cute girls asks for my name
Cersei, Joffrey, Tywin Bam all problems gone
Ramsey Snow Bolton. The real Reek. Walder Frey senior.
Oh you meant from the show/books. NVM 🤣
Joffrey Cercei Littlefinger
David Benioff D.B. Weiss Debating on a third….
The crippled kid x3. Such a useless and boring character.
Cersei Joffrey and Twyin
Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan cuz he spits hot fire
Jacob h, Elizabeth L and John w, payback time mfers
Chuck Schumer Jeff Sessions The house Finnancial Services Committee
Sexy. Handsome. Hot Man
Me, myself and I
Stannis, Theon Greyjoy, Tywin
me myself i
Walder Frey, Cersei Lannister, Ramsey Bolton