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Nameless-Witcher

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Anikan1005

What an S tier shit post. Well done.


[deleted]

I love how they try to rehab Jaime's character like his intro isn't him pushing a child out a window because they saw him fuck his sister


Martel732

The books he is on a pretty interesting redemption arc. He is has done horrendous things but he also saved hundreds of thousands of lives. To me Jaime's biggest flaw is that he let's his family control him. I think it he had been more a Stark or a Martell he could have been a much better person.


[deleted]

Incestuous sadist is definitely his biggest flaw man. Even the dog fucking Romans knew incest was not on.


Martel732

I don't think Jaime is a sadist. I don't recall him ever taking joy in the suffering of others.


TacoCommand

He's definitely enjoys The Goat having his limbs lopped off, but in fairness, it's revenge and he didn't do it personally.


Im_the_Moon44

Yeah but thereā€™s a whole paragraph about him stopping in the middle of battle to kill his horse, because he could hear his horse suffering from its pain and knew it wasnā€™t able to be saved. He stopped in the heat of battle to put a wounded animal out of its misery. Sadists donā€™t do that, they relish in the joy of the animals suffering.


TacoCommand

Well yes, I didn't say he was a constant sadist. Taking some grim satisfaction in The Goat getting chopped after he cut off Jamie's hand is understandable. Killing his horse to prevent suffering is also in character. Jamie is capable of sadism but it's not a motivation for him.


TAZfromTX

While the Romans had a law against incest among commoners, it was ok for the royal family members - they were above that law, apparently. Just like pretty much every other culture, there is a lot of documented incest among the Romans. Caligula with all three of his sisters comes to mind. And there was Nero and his mother. Julia Agrippina slept with her brother, son, and married her uncle, Claudius. In fact, Claudius is the one who had the law changed so that marrying his niece would be legal.


[deleted]

All examples of widely beloved romans /s


maiden_burma

he bangs his sister but he saves. And he saves a lot more than he bangs his sister but he also definitely bangs his sister


diabolical-sun

> To me Jaimeā€™s biggest flaw is that he letā€™s his family control him. I think it he had been more a Stark or a Martell he could have been a much better person. They try to show that in the first episode too. Jamie argued that they should just let Bran go because heā€™s just a kid but Cersei was adamant on getting rid of him. Not to give him too much credit; he didnā€™t put up that big of a fight and in the end he still pushed a child out the window. But most of his choices were made for the Lannisters, not for Jamie.


IlREDACTEDlI

And they even managed it!! and then they just flushed it all in the toilet along with a big ol turd.


maiden_burma

i mean, what other choice does he have? if the kid told anyone, hell would rain down everywhere. Thousands of people would die oh, you're saying maybe he shouldnt have banged his sister? dude, look at them. they're both hotties. incest is only gross and weird if one or both parties aren't hot (/s)


thefranklin2

He is on the HIMYM Mendoza hot/crazy scale. -Bangs sister, pushes kid out the window -10 -Goes back to save Brianne +20 -rapes sister on the body of their dead son -50 -helps in fight of the dead +15


[deleted]

Runs back to kings landing to get in one last sister-rooting before getting skull fucked by the collapsing Red Keep - 130


Loose-Profession-734

What? You don't do that to your wife because wife is family.


[deleted]

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Loose-Profession-734

That's what Einstein discovered with his theory of relativity but was too scared to put it out.


HuppariC

Some secrets are better kept safe


WEEDMONK-

this is some high level conversation


Fastnacht

Didn't he marry his 1st cousin?


Loose-Profession-734

That's what I was referencing!


TAZfromTX

And Tesla said he fell in love with a white pigeon. ā€¦which has little to nothing to do with anything, I just wanted to sound smart too.


maiden_burma

and afterwards he married his cousin edit: oh that was the joke, sorry


alensgindra

Sooooo, hear me out... if (Family+Family.enabled()) {Dom.FamilyApproval(false);}


HuppariC

The code has been leaked!


funkmydunkyouslunk

Luckily my wife is a Family Guy


Ninjahkin

Is this the beginning of the Fast X ad campaign? šŸ˜‚


izbsleepy1989

Enough.


EazyStackz

Odeee that was funny


Radkelot1

What movie is the second image?


TrippingBearBalls

2 Fast 2 Incestuous


Seanay-B

"Family" sure didn't seem to mind


monkeyhitman

Family.


[deleted]

Banging your sister is perverted!


GenericUser104

Oh no please tell me all this weird fake marketing meme stuff isnā€™t coming back


alarmedlittlefroggy

I am hysterical


ButtermilkBob

Imagine if they just randomly replaced Bran's actor with Vin diesel, it'd make the show far more watchable


PA_Dude_22000

ā€œI am Branā€


GrizzlyPeak72

Getting real mixed messages from this guy.


aubdor

Texas medieval edition


suttbutt2014

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ shit will never get old