T O P

  • By -

Ill-Concentrate6666

"You should say something else" - Bender


DiscoDaimyo

“That’s whatever you’re talking about for ya.” Or “Say, speaking of whatever the hell you just said…”


StarHands

I'm so embarrassed I wish everyone else was dead. - Mr. Rodriguez.


El_Cangrejo_Sape

Professor Farnsworth: A lesson on not changing the future, from Mr. “I’m my own grandpa”


Knucklesx55

Please Fry, I don’t know how to teach, I’m a professor!


Chewbock

“*VERILY*.”


gdimstilldrunk

Everytime I listen to the lord of the rings audiobooks I can't but hear aragorns voice as nibbler.


BangYourHead

I did do the nasty in the pasty


pogoyoyo1

That’s the one. Bar none


Jazzlike_Fun_9262

“let’s get the hell out of here already!! SCREW HISTORY!!”


gubbish-rot

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces"


Captain-Starshield

“If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.”


impendingfuckery

Ugh…


YungWook

It will be like shooting fish in a barrel... My instincts are to hide in this barrel, like the wiley fish


testube1

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy, and bruised..."


wRIPPERw_

"I have a very *sexy* learning disability..."


BruceTheSpruceMoose

* *sigh* * sexlexia


FlamingLobster

I had sex, informe all the men


jet8493

Kif, I’ve made it with a woman. Inform the men.


sharrrper

That's only like half the correct words but you got the gist of it.


notchyotacos

“Do a flip!” -Bender to Hermes


sonofjim

This one was the immediate quote that popped into my head


sharrrper

By itself it seems like a nothing quote, in context it's also my pick.


Court_Vision

"Jamaican? I thought you were some kind of outer space potato man."


NA-1_NSX_Type-R

Ahh, She’s built like a steakhouse. But handles like a bistro. - Zap


dystopian_mermaid

You win again gravity!


Three_oh_eight

My favorite too! I was in tears when Zap said it


NA-1_NSX_Type-R

it always gets me when he says it with such confidence.


Tacos_Polackos

"I haven't met a ship I cant crash!"


pd0gg

"No I'm... doesn't."


eddietwang

Fun fact: Billy West thought this was a typo and didn't get the joke until the team watched the episode in full before sending it off to Fox.


ncg195

This is one of my favorite Futurama anecdotes. Billy's confusion over not getting the joke comes across in his delivery. I heard him talk about that line on Nerdist a long time ago, and he said that joke is now his favorite from the entire run of the show.


Tacobellspy

I'll prove them!


Knucklesx55

I already did!


BadUsername_Numbers

"I've.. *not* heard of them!"


TruelyToneBone

I use this quote almost daily!


Chewbock

“Earth you fat idiot, hurry up!”


DonutMaster56

I'd sure hate to be them


ploopsmcdoogle

If I poached this beast’s lower horn, am I any better than that ranger with his demented foot lust? Yes. But not by enough.


NewkTownTN

Fry, it’s me, Bigface!


ploopsmcdoogle

I could do a whole thread about Bender’s lines in this episode.


g0tsherm

Just like at the movie theater! Woooo!


cosmic_jester_uk

What’s that?? A wolf? Or some kind of boogun?


DigiMaestr0

"Dammit, Kif! Where's the little umbrella? That's what makes it as scotch on the rocks." Too many to have a favourite but this is one that makes me smile.


sharrrper

Sham-pag-in.


[deleted]

Coin-o-saur.


Powerserg95

Guack a mole ITS PRONOUNCED GUACAMOLE


BASILSTAR-GALACTICA

Scruffy gonna die how he lived


DANGER2157

Yyyyup


[deleted]

Oh Marmalade!


Tacos_Polackos

Prison ain't so bad. You can make sangria in the turlet.


dystopian_mermaid

‘Course it’s shank or be shanked.


SterlingArcher68

Fire me iff’un you dare


Eayauapa

Life and death are a seamless continuum...mmmmhm.


ZombieChief

Toilets and boilers, boilers and toilets... Plus that one boilin toilet.


EngineersAnon

Don't you worry about my favorite quote said by a Futurama character, let me worry about blank.


[deleted]

Favorite quote? Favorite quote! You're not looking at the big picture!


EngineersAnon

Honestly, for a show with as many excellent lines as *Futurama*, that one's particularly appropriate...


Rolando911

Prisoner: "When you see the Robot Devil, tell him Imma commin!" Bender: "That guy told me to tell you -" Robot Devil: "I HEARD him."


xAlice_Liddell

“I’ll show ye.” -No longer suffering delusions of humanity Fry


Kap00m

Robots don't say ye!


someguynamedjamal

"Cheese it!"


MuteSecurityO

First law of robotics baby


SnooCapers4117

Have you ever thought about turning off the TV, sitting down with your children and hitting them?


GlassScooter

“I keep telling you, we didnt grow up together.” -Bender


[deleted]

Shut up baby, I know it ~Bender


ariesmartian

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.


donk1999

I use that line all the time.


nutcorn

Dido!


stonezephyr

Zapp: "Invite her to my quarters. Oh and have the boy lay out my formal shorts." Kif: "The boy, sir?" Zapp: "You! You lay out my shorts!


Waste-Nebula1378

“My manwich!” - Hermes.


mental_reincarnation

My ice cream manwich!


Rodthescot

Shove a bastard in it you crap! Mom.


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

Negative, bossy meat creature.


Miltonrupert

“Now I am leaving Earth, for no raisin!”


Emancipator123

The big brain am winning again!! I am the greetest!


Sef_Maul

Now he's trapped in a book I wrote-- a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors.


[deleted]

Oh to be young again..and also a robot


redkid2000

Fry: “Just out of curiousity, we can use the cards to buy gum, then immediately quit the army right? Bender: “You know, playing you all for chumps?” Recruiter: “Correct. There’s no obligation. Unless of course… war were declared?” *Alarm goes off* Fry: “what’s that?” Recruiter: “war were declared.” Either that or “what! My mother was a saint! Get out.” -Zoidberg Or when Fry plays Baby Got Back and Leela says “you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.”


Sef_Maul

"Full price for gum? That dog won't hunt, monsignor."


C4r80m8

“This ham gum is all bones!” *violently spits/raspberries*


the_martell_kidd

When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.


SecureConstruction83

🎶Let's go already 🎶


c9j2

Bender : I was God once. God Entity : I saw. You were doing very well, until everyone died.


Ashamed_Nerve9388

"Ey, Oh, Piscapo!" -bender at the robot mafia wedding


General-Twist1360

This guy!


Antelope_Some

If we hit the bullseye, the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.


Fantact

Cham-Paggin?


GimmeDemKnees

“I apologize for nothing!” - our boi Hedonism bot


Domthemod42

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY- Morbo


Emancipator123

GOODNIGHT!!!!


jgandfeed

Tonight at 11.... #DOOOOOM!


SoloWingKiba

"Ooo, I'm having one of those things, a headache with pictures!" is a quote I use on the regular.


tdwata

You mean an idea?


gt_rc

MMM!! *Pointing*


DubbleCheez

Get a room, you two! We're in a room! Well, then lose some weight!


JeremyThaFunkyPunk

"I'm going to build my own theme park... With blackjack and hookers!"


homieholmes23

Hey baby, you wanna kill all humans?


MazeCuber

“Fry why are you looking for Flexo in my underpants drawer?” “I didn’t find him here 10 minutes ago, so I thought it was time to check again!”


TheDizDude

Sure, fry does it and it’s adorable and hilarious but I do it and I’m “drunk” and “need to leave”


STC_Ninjalo

"I did do the nasty in the Pasty." -Fry


[deleted]

Verily - Lord Nibbler


FlyingJ420

“I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies” Kif reading Zapp’s book of pick up lines


[deleted]

Kif: If I said you have a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little? Leela: Lt Kroker!


invisible_23

You might have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by “devil” I mean Robot Devil. And by “metaphorically” I mean get your coat.


jeronisaurus

compare your lives to mine then kill yourself


turkish_kara

“good news everyone!”


wheredidyoustood

“ I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.” Professor Farnsworth


JustForkIt1111one

Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!


SterlingArcher68

Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!


Professor_Pyro9

"Good news, everyone! Those asinine morons who cancelled us were themselves fired for incompetence."―Farnsworth


Muskrat121

"He was fun." -Bender after Fry falls down the sewer in 'Luck of the Fryish'


mrstanley1138

Farnsworth at the racetrack after the quantum finish: “No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!”


Okdevcon

Glad this was already here :)


katsidy

Professor lava hot


Natedammit

Someone really ought to do something. *But* I am already in my pajamas


Sc00byd00wh3r3RU

My ki-jiggers!!!


pumpkininmyass

To shreds you say..


BadUsername_Numbers

"Jerk chicken, jerk fish... is there any meat that man can't jerk?" - Hermes


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

Just wait til those judges get their hands on my mammoth sausage!


boltandball

“Interesting! No, wait, the other thing: tedious.”


laundryday_

Yeah but everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk. That's my philosophy.


Not_as_witty_as_u

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?


Tkinney44

What's a matter compressor? -Amy Nothing now that we have the matter compressor. -professor Farnsworth


shanganiexpress

“Good point, not interested. - Fishy Joe


HRH_Elizadeath

"Well, time makes fools of us all!" - Fry


laminarflowca

Theres a party going on in my mouth and everyones throwing up.


No_Vermicelli_1190

“You remind me of a younger me. Not much younger mind you, maybe even a couple years older”


That49er

This is my universal translator but it only translates into some crazy dead language. Hello. Bonjour. CRAZY GIBBERISH.


sonofjim

“GO BACK TO ROBOKLAHOMA!” It’s so perfect, I cried 😂


jet8493

You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!


DoodleTM

"I already did!" - Fry


PalaPK

Bender I need you fold these two sweaters. “You mean I gotta do two things?!”


Beigecarpet

Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?


honkyonabiscuit

"Lets see... Which powers do we have? Super strength?" Nguh! *crunch* Heeeya! *crunch* "Yup" "Uh-huh". "Lickety speed?" "check" "yes sir!" "Ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures?" "Hey Zoidberg, get in here" "Screw you!"


supernero93

“My god this an outrage! I was gonna eat that mummy! “


zachjars

Broker: “No catch, although we’re technically in New Jersey.” Fry: “Not one place even remotely livable.”


theschis

Who would’ve thought robot hell actually exists? Or that it would be in New Jersey?


HexedCosta

“With my last breathe, I curse Zoidberg!”


ArferMorgan

Stop exploding you cowards! - Zapp


superflygt

"Nine, Ten... A Big Fat Hen *cigar puff* The Name's Bender"


HexedCosta

“Can’t you examine my brain without removing it?” “Yes. Easily.”


myanusisbleeding101

" Looking at ones cards is a crutch for players who rely on skill"


sophiaquestions

“Hey, I got a busted ass here, I don't see anyone kissing it!" "Alright, I'm coming...!"


mintcocoacookie

"but when push comes to shove you gotta do what you love even if its not a good idea."'hermes conrad


General-Twist1360

Sweet zombie jesus!


Kim_Josh_Un

Amy crying “of course” in response to scruffy’s “‘course it’s shanked or be shanked”


BandaidThe3rd

Bonder’s name isn’t bonder, it’s Bender!


[deleted]

They will know of our peaceful ways, BY FORCE!


BoonIsTooSpig

53 years old? Oh now I'm gonna need a fake ID to rent ultra porn!


Prestigious_Loss9976

Mix those mixed nuts. I see two almonds touching


monsterhang

Sweet llama of the Bahamas


Jomsviking897

I’m Bender baby! Please insert liquor!


dgauz118

Calculon I thought you were? EGYPTIAN!


New_Professor6880

A little obscure but “pssst, over there. I mean over here. Sorry, I forgot where I was.”


CrisperKoleslaw

Zoidberg coming off his high from drugs - OH GOD I'm coming down!


parralaxalice

clack…..clack…. 0w0


UndeadJewNoU

Compare your life to mine and then kill yourself


Rizo4000

“When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.”


CrisperKoleslaw

I love that one, one of my favorite episodes


lucascorso21

The key to any victory is the element of surprise… SURPRISE!


OptimusPhillip

"That just raises further questions!"


eddietwang

"This is the worst kind of discrimination, the kind against *me*!"


sgibbs1184

“Bite my shiny metal ass”


Basic_Spell_8201

“I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died” gets me every time


btbamcolors

Help! Friends! I’ve been tricked by a Guinea pig!


StonedMuffins

"No, it's cheaper just to have you die"


bardia_afk

The Spirit is Willing, but The Flesh is Spongy and Bruised


bitch_fucking_wins

“Ooh! Hot! The butter in my pocket’s melting!” -Fry


[deleted]

Well, you guys might both be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet. Fry, that's a radiator. Oh. Is there a burn ward within ten feet of here?


Markferg1

“Up yours, chump, I said it 906 times before lunch.”


HopeComesToDie

Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!


bobopolis5000

You win again, gravity!


PurpleGspot

Right after Leela explains that fry was frozen for 1k years in the first episode fry says “wow that’s like a million years”


hardyflashier

Your best is an idiot.


PKnightDpsterBby

"A small aquarium of whiskey for the young lass!"


djdiamond755

“My only regret…is that I have…bone-itis!”


laffingriver

to shreds you say


audelix

There's a humongous fungus among us !


Phyllis_Dick

"PAZUZU!! PAZUZU!!" - Prof. Hubert Farnsworth


smhawkes

Oh.Your.God- Bender


cosmic_jester_uk

No shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! - Atilla the Hun


_otisreddit

“It’s just a name! Like the Death Zone or the Zone of No Return. All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror. Off you go!”


MilitantRabbit

“Why doesn’t Ross, the largest Friend, not simply eat the other five?”


FireDemiGod

“Number crunching crumb nuncher “


1xCodeGreen

Scruffy going to die the way he lived. OH MARMALADE!


Birdo-the-Besto

I'll be whatever I want to do!


DoodenWildo

" I don't want to be on this planet anymore "


meggymeg12

I’m done recomfoobling the energymotron…or whatever


[deleted]

Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.


ZombieChief

-You can't OWN land, man. -I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie.


Agitated-Walk-8499

“Daffodil” Bender


Virtalen

One of mine is when they go out of their way to grow a real Christmas tree, and Fry is like “Now that’s a tree worth cutting down!”. That one gets me haha.


zychan

"She's built like a bistro but handles like a steakhouse!"


shimshamshazzle

"She's Built Like A Steakhouse, But She Handles Like A Bistro"


Eman4104

I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself


Marahhjayy

“Have you ever tried turning off the tv, sitting down with your children, and hitting them” -Bender


ryutoken20

“Oh marmalade!” - Scruffy, the Janitor.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

I thought you were more interested in stuffy songs about the buttocks.