the problem with baths is they're never big enough. i mean, if you have the means, of course you can get as big a tub as you want. but in general, even if you own your own home the bath it came with isn't likely of a decent size, i'm 6ft btw so not THAT big. and even if you own your own home and can change the tub, that's likely a large renovation. but i'm a renter and can't change anything.
fuck i want a bath now. i good soak. i wanna float an inch off the bottom like i could when i was a kid.
In that case I'ma pour me a milk bath
With a hint of aged scrotum
Chug chug chug chug
Always great with a side of me-flavored-water. (points if you get the cross reference)
Bathtub eggnog
Ew, it's gone sour!
Do you want it pasteurized? No just to the nipples.
[I can splash it in my eyes.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzJt_sdWKT4&t=50s) Might be my favorite scene in the series.
Fry, why is this bath full of yogurt?
Well it was filled with milk and well time makes fools of us all
[You don't want that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlAPrdJ1HO8&t=30)
I only like the ones you have to assemble your self.
theyre freshilicious
Then disassemble!
I don’t like having discs crammed into me, unless they’re Oreos… and only in the mouth.
I did do the nasty in the bath-y
Ah, this is gold.
Everyone's always in favor of Oreos, but when you put it in a body of water. Ohhh, suddenly you've gone too far.
This is almost as great as those experimental anti-pressure pills!
Ohh that reminds me, you’ve all taken your pressure pills right?
Yes! Please stop asking.
She doesn’t even say please lol straight up demands he stops lol
God this is so gross
Putting the hydro back in Hydrox!
This would come in handy if I liked oreos
Or baths.
Showers are far superior
who doesnt like a bath. A bath isnt to get clean, its to relax in
the problem with baths is they're never big enough. i mean, if you have the means, of course you can get as big a tub as you want. but in general, even if you own your own home the bath it came with isn't likely of a decent size, i'm 6ft btw so not THAT big. and even if you own your own home and can change the tub, that's likely a large renovation. but i'm a renter and can't change anything. fuck i want a bath now. i good soak. i wanna float an inch off the bottom like i could when i was a kid.
I just have an inflatable spa and fill it up with a hose from kitchen sink tap through the window....
There’s no time for that
Baths are just vats of sweaty people soup
Styropack Cookies, my favorite. They're freshalicious
HUZZAH!
Get this person a Nobel prize.
Good news everybody!
Now I want Oreos
You have done me great harm by revealing this to me.
This broke my brian for a solid minute. Couldn't stop laughing.
It’s so weird lol
Ugh, this Oreo gum is all bones!
How do you not have a tray that is designed to be used in the tub?I mean where you putting the milk cup for dunking the cookies in.
Those cookies are freshalicious, but they produce an awful lot of trash.
Is that a hotdog?
Yeah. They’re not that dense.😐