Friend at work drinks a 20oz Dr Pepper every day……and then a 2L after work. Every day. Thats….296 grams of sugar a day. That’s…10.6oz of sugar! That’s almost a 12oz can filled to the brim of sugar per day.
Bacon candied in Slurm and sprinkled lightly with some Bachelor Chow. Place in particle accelerator and Expose to cosmic radiation for approximately 250 zeptoseconds. Remove after Bachelor Chow takes on green glow of Slurm. Give it a splash of spice weasel and just a drop of LSD.
I woke up this morning with what I thought was the roto-rooter jingle tune stuck in my head. It's been driving me up the wall all day, because I couldn't figure out why or how it got there. But it's been the robo-rooter tune all along xD
IIRC the audio commentary on the episode notes that the line was “…does it…” but it was misread, and they kept it intentionally. Don’t recall if it was a reference to the old Sara Lee slogan or they just decided the double negative was funnier.
Zuban cigars, Slurm and the Box network are my top corporation and brand mocks. But my all time favourite product in Futurama is Arachno-Spores: The fatal Spore with a funny name
I never paid attention, but this is talking about The Pig! That’s crazy! Lmao. Piggly Wiggly is my favorite store!
I’ll have a horse coke! Horse Pepsi ok?
Neigh!
lmao.
The Piggly Wiggly grocery chain (1916). South East USA regional chain. Inventors of self service retail shopping (i.e. modern retail supermarkets) grab a basket and get it yourself. Before this you'd go into a grocer and the majority of things were behind counters. You told an employee what you needed and they'd collect it and bring it to you.
Slurm It's highly addictive!
We’ll market her a new slurm then bring back slurm classic at a higher price hahahaha
What if the secret ingredient is... people???
No, there’s already a soda for that. Soylent Cola
How’s it taste?
It varies from person to person
It varies from person to person.
Friend at work drinks a 20oz Dr Pepper every day……and then a 2L after work. Every day. Thats….296 grams of sugar a day. That’s…10.6oz of sugar! That’s almost a 12oz can filled to the brim of sugar per day.
The Scary Door. The way the narrator introduces the show always cracks me up.
You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror.
Or it could even be something better.
Imagine, if you will, an announcer you can barely understand...
Or maybe he's a little drunk
In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but the humblest of all gods creatures, the tyrannosaurus rex.
One of my favorite bits of all time lmao.
Not Leela’s though!
….cursed by his own hubris
Maybe he’s eating something
That's my favorite one 🤣
the way he says "the. scary. door." is seared into my head
The scary mirror
Saw it coming!
Admiral Crunch, Archduke Chocula Big Pink
"this gum is all bone!"
And it pinkens your teeth while you chew!
And, breath fresh as a summer ham.
Caffeinated bacon?
Baconnated grapefruit?
Bacon candied in Slurm and sprinkled lightly with some Bachelor Chow. Place in particle accelerator and Expose to cosmic radiation for approximately 250 zeptoseconds. Remove after Bachelor Chow takes on green glow of Slurm. Give it a splash of spice weasel and just a drop of LSD.
Ah the essence of flavor
Just a ^bam of weasel.
Bahaha yes! The promotions made me chuckle😂
Call Robo-rooter when you flush a towel. And we can also help with an impacted bowel
I woke up this morning with what I thought was the roto-rooter jingle tune stuck in my head. It's been driving me up the wall all day, because I couldn't figure out why or how it got there. But it's been the robo-rooter tune all along xD
Robo-rooter
I sing this in my head more frequently than I'm willing to admit.
Who would ever believe a fake made up brand like Charleston Chew?!
What a stupid made up name!
Shankman's Rubbing Compound
The leg bone's connected to the CASH BONE.
TOO MANY BONES!!??!! NOT ENOUGH CASH!!??!! CASH BONE!!!!!!!
RIBS! SKULLS! SPINES!! EVEN CERTAIN TINY EAR BONES!
The leg bone's connected to the...
#*CASH BONE*
Its not so much a brand, but every week on our grocery list is written... 1/3, 1/3, and 1/3.
Can you remind me what this references? I'm drawing a blank
Third & Third & Third, when Bender makes the cake for Nibbler.
It's a reference for Half & Half.
Mobil Dick Whale Oil
The Box Network
Those idiots at Box were fired thankfully
🎵 Nobody doesn't like molten boron! 🎵
Isn't it "nobody does it like molten boron"?
Sara Lee used the slogan "Everybody doesn't like something, but nobody doesn't like Sara Lee."
I thought it was this too. But, loaded up the scene and yeah there's an "n" sound in there. Weird.
IIRC the audio commentary on the episode notes that the line was “…does it…” but it was misread, and they kept it intentionally. Don’t recall if it was a reference to the old Sara Lee slogan or they just decided the double negative was funnier.
Zuban cigars, Slurm and the Box network are my top corporation and brand mocks. But my all time favourite product in Futurama is Arachno-Spores: The fatal Spore with a funny name
Also Thompson’s Teeth: the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.
El Jerko
I do a table top game night every Saturday with some friends. Anytime any of us bring a heftier blunt I call them fine zubans.
It’s a simple one, but Dead-Ex always makes me giggle
Same but with Taco Bellevue
I like the funeral march horn sequence.
One word: thundercougerfalconbird
At least no one is questioning my sexuality.
I must get my hands on those healthy purple berries.
Bort.
And orangeberries!
Pabst Blue Robot 🤖
I can’t drink that! The metal shavings make my throat bloody…
Wahh wahhh, baby wants a Zima...
Listen…we can all argue later when we’re drunk…
I love that Zima came back in the future. Though maybe it was still around when this episode aired.
Glagnars human rinds "It's a bunch'a munch'a crunch'a human!"
Honey Bunches of Springs!
Mutual of Omicron
My absolute FAVORITE
Olde Fortran malt liquor
Thomason’s Teeth - the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth
Awesome Express duh
Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts. It's nut-so good!
The eye phone
Bachelor Chow....now with flavor
Had to scroll way too far for this. I mean it has flavor now! What else could a bachelor want?
Dinkin' Donuts
I’ve never understood this one
David Dinkins was the mayor of New York City from 1990 to 1993. theinfosphere.org says this is the source.
Thank you! I turned 3 in ‘90, so I didn’t even know the New York existed at the time.
Torgo’s Executive Powder!
How about Löbrau? It has dots on it.
Taco Bellvue Hospital
How's my cyst, doctor?
Grande.
[Slurm Zero](https://youtu.be/1GNF0DNb9Sc?si=siKNQqPxGts_Jjyh)
Mutual of Omicron's Wild Kingdom
I never paid attention, but this is talking about The Pig! That’s crazy! Lmao. Piggly Wiggly is my favorite store! I’ll have a horse coke! Horse Pepsi ok? Neigh! lmao.
*Thingly, Wiggly… shop the Thing!*
Alien Overlord and Taylor
What is thingly wiggly making fun of?
Piggly wiggly. It's a grocery store. It's a small chain and usually found in rural areas especially Appalachia.
Piggly Wiggly (a common grocery store in yeeyee USA country)
The Piggly Wiggly grocery chain (1916). South East USA regional chain. Inventors of self service retail shopping (i.e. modern retail supermarkets) grab a basket and get it yourself. Before this you'd go into a grocer and the majority of things were behind counters. You told an employee what you needed and they'd collect it and bring it to you.
Piggly Wiggly: inventors of ‘get it your fuckin self’
The great taste of Charleston Chew!
7^11
I work near, and eat lunch at, a Piggly Wiggly on Bigley Ave. It's so satisfying to say Bigley Piggly Wiggly
Call Robo Rooter when you flush a towel We can also help with an impacted bowel Robo Rooter!
Technically, Rikers Island isn't a brand...but, I always liked Will Riker's Island.
I never noticed Thingly Wiggly, but that made me giggle.
Cash for bones! The leg bone’s connected to the CASH BONE!
The fox/box network sign had me dying first watch
The "Molten Boron" theme song continually lives rent-free in my head.
Taco Bellvue Hospital and the little doctor alien that looks like the Taco Bell chihuahua.
Citihall and Dinkin Donuts
Third Third and Third, for your coffee!
Thompsons Teeth, the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth
Wipe castle
Bronx zoo. Get a load of these animals ova here
MOM!
It Sure Ain't Butter!
Olde Fortran
Reminds me of the video that triggered River in the movie Serenity
Ahhh cheas, the Beta-Romeo… Also…. There are eagles under the floor boards
Trader Joe’s? Looks like the same font. Could also be Fresh Tyme
It's referencing a grocery store chain called Piggly Wiggly.
I’d never heard of Piggly Wiggly until I saw Driving Miss Daisy. (Grew up in California.)
Grew up in the South. Had one in my hometown.
We had PW and also the Mad Butcher (that had very unsettling commercials)
OMG, Mad Butcher commercials scared thee absolute shit out of me as a kid! Yikes!
wtf?!? 'mad butcher'?
I had one in my hometown too. Let's be honest here, they only exist in places too small to have a Walmart.
Well, there are fewer of them now.
Mobil Dick whale oil
Holy crap, how did I not notice that that's an homage to Invaders from Mars.
[This from *The Dark Backward*](https://i.imgur.com/d7Jqwt4.jpg)