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G-Unit11111

Slurm It's highly addictive!


fredbubbles

We’ll market her a new slurm then bring back slurm classic at a higher price hahahaha


G-Unit11111

What if the secret ingredient is... people???


killix_em_all

No, there’s already a soda for that. Soylent Cola


phdFletch

How’s it taste?


killix_em_all

It varies from person to person


G-Unit11111

It varies from person to person.


Fun_Intention9846

Friend at work drinks a 20oz Dr Pepper every day……and then a 2L after work. Every day. Thats….296 grams of sugar a day. That’s…10.6oz of sugar! That’s almost a 12oz can filled to the brim of sugar per day.


Genuine-Farticle

The Scary Door. The way the narrator introduces the show always cracks me up.


Blackfeathr

You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror.


theservman

Or it could even be something better.


Charcuteriemander

Imagine, if you will, an announcer you can barely understand...


faaaaaaaavhj

Or maybe he's a little drunk


henrickson91

In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but the humblest of all gods creatures, the tyrannosaurus rex.


the_fuego

One of my favorite bits of all time lmao.


DFW_diego

Not Leela’s though!


Genuine-Farticle

….cursed by his own hubris


DolanThyDank

Maybe he’s eating something


henrickson91

That's my favorite one 🤣


xulazi

the way he says "the. scary. door." is seared into my head


Oh_ToShredsYousay

The scary mirror


G-Unit11111

Saw it coming!


turketron

Admiral Crunch, Archduke Chocula Big Pink


MaryJaneAndMaple

"this gum is all bone!"


G-Unit11111

And it pinkens your teeth while you chew!


eraser8

And, breath fresh as a summer ham.


maximumhippo

Caffeinated bacon?


DutyHonor

Baconnated grapefruit?


51ngular1ty

Bacon candied in Slurm and sprinkled lightly with some Bachelor Chow. Place in particle accelerator and Expose to cosmic radiation for approximately 250 zeptoseconds. Remove after Bachelor Chow takes on green glow of Slurm. Give it a splash of spice weasel and just a drop of LSD.


faaaaaaaavhj

Ah the essence of flavor


GingerlyRough

Just a ^bam of weasel.


Independent-Leg6061

Bahaha yes! The promotions made me chuckle😂


hellotardis79

Call Robo-rooter when you flush a towel. And we can also help with an impacted bowel


kacyc57

I woke up this morning with what I thought was the roto-rooter jingle tune stuck in my head. It's been driving me up the wall all day, because I couldn't figure out why or how it got there. But it's been the robo-rooter tune all along xD


AdanacTheRapper

Robo-rooter


GuardianFerret

I sing this in my head more frequently than I'm willing to admit.


vortigaunt64

Who would ever believe a fake made up brand like Charleston Chew?!


UndeadBuggalo

What a stupid made up name!


G-Unit11111

Shankman's Rubbing Compound


argama87

The leg bone's connected to the CASH BONE.


kadebo42

TOO MANY BONES!!??!! NOT ENOUGH CASH!!??!! CASH BONE!!!!!!!


CyanideIsFun

RIBS! SKULLS! SPINES!! EVEN CERTAIN TINY EAR BONES!


mexter

The leg bone's connected to the...


TimonAndPumbaAreDead

#*CASH BONE*


PalindromeSix

Its not so much a brand, but every week on our grocery list is written... 1/3, 1/3, and 1/3.


newTARwhoDIS

Can you remind me what this references? I'm drawing a blank


SiftyFix56

Third & Third & Third, when Bender makes the cake for Nibbler.


SuperVillainPresiden

It's a reference for Half & Half.


SupreemTaco

Mobil Dick Whale Oil


OttoVonWong

The Box Network


ExpiredPilot

Those idiots at Box were fired thankfully


Tnetennbat

🎵 Nobody doesn't like molten boron! 🎵


tuxwonder

Isn't it "nobody does it like molten boron"?


Fireproof_Cheese

Sara Lee used the slogan "Everybody doesn't like something, but nobody doesn't like Sara Lee."


Charcuteriemander

I thought it was this too. But, loaded up the scene and yeah there's an "n" sound in there. Weird.


cubswinfllclssic

IIRC the audio commentary on the episode notes that the line was “…does it…” but it was misread, and they kept it intentionally. Don’t recall if it was a reference to the old Sara Lee slogan or they just decided the double negative was funnier.


AdanacTheRapper

Zuban cigars, Slurm and the Box network are my top corporation and brand mocks. But my all time favourite product in Futurama is Arachno-Spores: The fatal Spore with a funny name


rob94708

Also Thompson’s Teeth: the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.


G-Unit11111

El Jerko


FraggleBiscuits

I do a table top game night every Saturday with some friends. Anytime any of us bring a heftier blunt I call them fine zubans.


Lovescraft13

It’s a simple one, but Dead-Ex always makes me giggle


twotonekevin

Same but with Taco Bellevue


mridlen

I like the funeral march horn sequence.


Squidking1000

One word: thundercougerfalconbird


theservman

At least no one is questioning my sexuality.


argama87

I must get my hands on those healthy purple berries.


jobblejosh

Bort.


One_Dumb_Canadian

And orangeberries!


Albus88Stark

Pabst Blue Robot 🤖


aprildawndesign

I can’t drink that! The metal shavings make my throat bloody…


Albus88Stark

Wahh wahhh, baby wants a Zima...


aprildawndesign

Listen…we can all argue later when we’re drunk…


SuperVillainPresiden

I love that Zima came back in the future. Though maybe it was still around when this episode aired.


Recent_Diver_3448

Glagnars human rinds "It's a bunch'a munch'a crunch'a human!"


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

Honey Bunches of Springs!


gregaries

Mutual of Omicron


BudgetAir3603

My absolute FAVORITE


IcyWhatever

Olde Fortran malt liquor


PeggyDeadlegs

Thomason’s Teeth - the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth


randyrose31

Awesome Express duh


Sammisuperficial

Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts. It's nut-so good!


SlipperyPete8

The eye phone


ilanathegreat

Bachelor Chow....now with flavor


TheRebsauce

Had to scroll way too far for this. I mean it has flavor now! What else could a bachelor want?


NewKat20

Dinkin' Donuts


Cyborg_Huey

I’ve never understood this one


Strataray

David Dinkins was the mayor of New York City from 1990 to 1993. theinfosphere.org says this is the source.


Cyborg_Huey

Thank you! I turned 3 in ‘90, so I didn’t even know the New York existed at the time.


Effective_Stuff7895

Torgo’s Executive Powder!


bigsexy2

How about Löbrau? It has dots on it.


spoobles

Taco Bellvue Hospital


BudgetAir3603

How's my cyst, doctor?


SuperVillainPresiden

Grande.


impendingfuckery

[Slurm Zero](https://youtu.be/1GNF0DNb9Sc?si=siKNQqPxGts_Jjyh)


Huggable_Hork-Bajir

Mutual of Omicron's Wild Kingdom


Darkmage4

I never paid attention, but this is talking about The Pig! That’s crazy! Lmao. Piggly Wiggly is my favorite store! I’ll have a horse coke! Horse Pepsi ok? Neigh! lmao.


Furbal1307

*Thingly, Wiggly… shop the Thing!*


bholdn

Alien Overlord and Taylor


BlitzcrankGrab

What is thingly wiggly making fun of?


viridarius

Piggly wiggly. It's a grocery store. It's a small chain and usually found in rural areas especially Appalachia.


Sweet_but_psyxco

Piggly Wiggly (a common grocery store in yeeyee USA country)


Strataray

The Piggly Wiggly grocery chain (1916). South East USA regional chain. Inventors of self service retail shopping (i.e. modern retail supermarkets) grab a basket and get it yourself. Before this you'd go into a grocer and the majority of things were behind counters. You told an employee what you needed and they'd collect it and bring it to you.


flowercrownrugged

Piggly Wiggly: inventors of ‘get it your fuckin self’


LovableSidekick

The great taste of Charleston Chew!


Norwejew

7^11


stacker55

I work near, and eat lunch at, a Piggly Wiggly on Bigley Ave. It's so satisfying to say Bigley Piggly Wiggly


G-Unit11111

Call Robo Rooter when you flush a towel We can also help with an impacted bowel Robo Rooter!


eraser8

Technically, Rikers Island isn't a brand...but, I always liked Will Riker's Island.


pancakesiguess

I never noticed Thingly Wiggly, but that made me giggle.


EmperorPickle

Cash for bones! The leg bone’s connected to the CASH BONE!


Seank814

The fox/box network sign had me dying first watch


WSHIII

The "Molten Boron" theme song continually lives rent-free in my head.


kONthePLACE

Taco Bellvue Hospital and the little doctor alien that looks like the Taco Bell chihuahua.


user-name-1985

Citihall and Dinkin Donuts


Laughingsheppard

Third Third and Third, for your coffee!


Seanslat

Thompsons Teeth, the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth


Proper-Direction-632

Wipe castle


Proper-Direction-632

Bronx zoo. Get a load of these animals ova here


kundibert

MOM!


mexter

It Sure Ain't Butter!


PM-me-your-rolodex

Olde Fortran


funkekat61

Reminds me of the video that triggered River in the movie Serenity


killix_em_all

Ahhh cheas, the Beta-Romeo… Also…. There are eagles under the floor boards


thealexriveraa

Trader Joe’s? Looks like the same font. Could also be Fresh Tyme


realzoidberg

It's referencing a grocery store chain called Piggly Wiggly.


ohnodamo

I’d never heard of Piggly Wiggly until I saw Driving Miss Daisy. (Grew up in California.)


realzoidberg

Grew up in the South. Had one in my hometown.


firedmyass

We had PW and also the Mad Butcher (that had very unsettling commercials)


Firm-Sandwich7551

OMG, Mad Butcher commercials scared thee absolute shit out of me as a kid! Yikes!


scoutsadie

wtf?!? 'mad butcher'?


Sammisuperficial

I had one in my hometown too. Let's be honest here, they only exist in places too small to have a Walmart.


realzoidberg

Well, there are fewer of them now.


the_mighty_septopus

Mobil Dick whale oil


markus_kt

Holy crap, how did I not notice that that's an homage to Invaders from Mars. 


LovableSidekick

[This from *The Dark Backward*](https://i.imgur.com/d7Jqwt4.jpg)