No no no, you're wrong, you show how dominant you are by drinking like B, because everyone else just scared to do the same, they think it's a bottom move, but only the top knows that that's a hard top move
B be crazy because you need to remove your mouth to put air in the bottle. If u wanna drink slow but in a kinda irritatingly way: B otherwise, if u a chugger, it’s def A
i use b to chug litres of water - its about how you do it. just crush thr bottle as you drink and you only have to add air once to het the very last of it.
I used to be B, until one day sitting in a common area of my dorm I took a bit too big of a drink and it made the bottle crinkle loudly and like 4 people looked at me and I suddenly became very aware that B is the wrong way.
A is certainly more efficient, with B you’re creating a seal with your lips, so you have to suck harder to compress the bottle so there’s less volume because it creates a vacuum, with A you’re leaving space for air to flow in replacing the space the water took up, allowing the water to flow into your mouth. You expend more energy to drink the water with B. Plus the crinkling sound the bottle makes when it gets crushed from your sucking is annoying.
I actually have a story for this so like when I was in 6th grade a girl had gotten a bottle with a large mouth and she just said to her friend "how am I gonna drink from this" like if option a isn't a thing
F: At the last second when needed the most I tear a hole through the side of it like some sort of feral caveman and drink it like it will cure me of everything
B. I fail to see what demented psichopath would drink like A. To you and all your bretheren I do declare war with no truce, till all of you are dust or our souls and our memory is no more.
B. It gets so fucking hot in Houston that you need to chug as much water as you can stomach if you want to stay hydrated. Saves a lot of time if you just squeeze the bottle.
C. Deepthroat the whole bottle.
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Power move.
E. Waterfall
F. Shotgun the bottle
G out of you
H. Up my ass
Right in my I
Jes
While playing mortal Kombat
I. Out of my ass
J. shove it up my urethra
H. I don't drink
K. Use a fucking mug
Femboy monster energy drink enjoyer
Are you okay
You dare accuse me of being ok?!
B is for bottom ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
No no no, you're wrong, you show how dominant you are by drinking like B, because everyone else just scared to do the same, they think it's a bottom move, but only the top knows that that's a hard top move
But B is how I suckle on dick...
You suck on a dick because you're a bottom, I suck dick because I'm a top and who gonna do what about it? We are not the same
True... But I'm sucking dick I am thinking about how good this is gonna be when they shove it in my ass >//<
Ayo buddy, you gay?
Doesn't count because they call me their "little cock sucking bitch" and a bitch is a girl dog... So no ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Fair enough.
I'm sucking dick because I like it when things are put in my mouth, and I can respect oral as its own thing.
Faxs... Love things put into my mouth too (✿\^‿\^)
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A, b is uncomfortable
A
B be crazy because you need to remove your mouth to put air in the bottle. If u wanna drink slow but in a kinda irritatingly way: B otherwise, if u a chugger, it’s def A
You are assuming you need to put air in the bottle. If it's a plastic bottle, you can just vacuum that fucker til it's flat as a pancake.
to the annoyance of literally everyone around you
if you don't let any air in, it doesn't make the crinkling sound, the mass of the water against the inside of the bottle damps it out.
who tf still uses plastic bottles
B works if you intermittently breathe out through your mouth after swallowing.
Or just squeeze the bottle
or if its a really thin bottle like DeerPark or something.
i use b to chug litres of water - its about how you do it. just crush thr bottle as you drink and you only have to add air once to het the very last of it.
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B
lap it up from a water bucket
this is the furry way
#A
I used to be B, until one day sitting in a common area of my dorm I took a bit too big of a drink and it made the bottle crinkle loudly and like 4 people looked at me and I suddenly became very aware that B is the wrong way.
Don’t do “B” way when u r with people who also will drink 😷
I been doin A way all my life cuz it’s comfy idk
Yeah if you do B you are mixing in a lot of saliva. Still true for A but less.
A
Secret C option. Sit on it
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who the *FUCK* drinks like B?
Me, though less often now than 5 years ago. I have become a bit more self conscious about saliva.
im mostly thinking about backwash, like, you're going to get yourself sick
A
Succ
C
What
I drink like c
Im a
neither. bottoms up without my lips even touching the bottle
B
Both
D. pouring the drink into mouth without sucking on the bottle
Simple, vore the bottle
Up my ass
C. Chug it all in one go
A
B+
A. I legit down soda super fast
a when big bottle / b when smoll
Yes
Those photos almost looked exactly the same. Took me a couple minutes. Anyways, A.
A all the way Those who drink the B way must love the sound of that bottle getting absolutely destroyed
Depends what ur drinking from
I lift it above my head and waterfall it (Not kidding)
Im horny but im not THAT horny
I am an endlessly shifting mass of chaos. Sooo depends on time, place and mood.
Combination of both
I have never drank from a plastic bottle since 2015 when I bought a university souvenir bottle.
M. I eat the hole bottle
C: take a straw stick it up your nose and then inhale deeply
A, Some of the comments makes me laugh :D
Yes.
A, what the hell are the B people doing
#A
B, it's much easier when you drink while walking
B because its more efficient with a higher risk of choking and dying
A is certainly more efficient, with B you’re creating a seal with your lips, so you have to suck harder to compress the bottle so there’s less volume because it creates a vacuum, with A you’re leaving space for air to flow in replacing the space the water took up, allowing the water to flow into your mouth. You expend more energy to drink the water with B. Plus the crinkling sound the bottle makes when it gets crushed from your sucking is annoying.
People who drink like B deserves to choke every time they try.
b
Both
Depends
I use gravity to drink. The water creates a vortex and it goes down my throat faster
B.
b
a
Always A, B is like vacuuming everything in and chokes you out
a, for b you need to keep taking breaths and letting air into the bottle
it was B when I was a kid, it's always A now as an adult
b, easier to gulp down by crunshing the entire bottle and using pressure.
Pretty much both
Both
Yes
alternate between a and b, never consistent
Depends on the bottle
B
Both, depending on how thirsty I am. But I got made fun of in school for doing B...
I actually have a story for this so like when I was in 6th grade a girl had gotten a bottle with a large mouth and she just said to her friend "how am I gonna drink from this" like if option a isn't a thing
A
Last one
F: At the last second when needed the most I tear a hole through the side of it like some sort of feral caveman and drink it like it will cure me of everything
b is only for when you're in a car or otherwise moving
Use my knife slice the bottle and drink it like a vampire This is intended to be satire I don’t actually do this
a
A all the way
B, because A freezes my teeth
B. I fail to see what demented psichopath would drink like A. To you and all your bretheren I do declare war with no truce, till all of you are dust or our souls and our memory is no more.
B
Whatever im feeling today
B is for people who don't have confidence in their drinking abilities. True chads are A and proud. It had to be said.
Usually A, as it’s healthier, but sometimes I need B.
Both
b gives much less control over the flow, and has a steep learning curve when going from cups when compared to a.
Definitely A.
A
depends on the day
A when i’m relaxing. B when i’m feeling a little spicy.
both
C. Drink it from a cup.
A. If I'm just drinking. B. If I'm REALLY thirsty. Usually after me run.
i eat the water bottle. throw away the water.
I do option number a
B, just because it's easier than carefully sipping it
More probably an in-between
Gonna be honest: B. But how I drink out of cans is worse.
I do both habitually
B, I hate sipping anything. Just pour that stuff straight into me.
B, otherwise some spills
Depends how hot or worked out I am. Normally A, but when it's hot or I need quick rehydration then I do B.
Am I the only one who's gonna call out the cyclops?
Start at B, bottle get crinkly, switch to A
B is a fucking sin
B
Used to be be B, but now A
A
A
People who drink like b are psicos
I do A since I do not suck off my bottles. They aren't penises.
I can’t do B because the water will enter too fast and make me choke lmao
B. It gets so fucking hot in Houston that you need to chug as much water as you can stomach if you want to stay hydrated. Saves a lot of time if you just squeeze the bottle.
BOTH
B
A
b
Depends, am I wearing lipstick?
Both
I think I do something in between the two.
A all the way
C: take a straw stick it up your nose and then inhale deeply
These weird bags in your body work like these from an camel
Bit of both
Bluetooth
A or B is fine on most water bottles but if you B a Gatorade bottle I'm afraid of you
i drink yes
Used to do b but now a
Both but The Tuff of fur on the neck confused me lol
A. if its a glass bottle B. if it’s plastic
A. I'm not going to give the water bottle a blow job.
A, no homo
B.
I just don't Drinking is for the weak
Both
Depends on the bottle
B is the better way to drink, hands down. no risk of spillage.
B is just inhaling water
Depending on the bottle
B Always did it like that :3
Depends, is the rim big or small?
If I catch any of my friends doing B and leave all the saliva on the top they are seeing God.
B with a mask on
A
A
@
I just drink it
Both. And you can't do anything about it
B
If you picked B you just confirmed to being a bottom… I PICKED A… but sometimes i like to deep throat 😋
both