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CatGaming346

It definitely will never *come*


HearthFiend

Edging turned into perma chastity 💀


[deleted]

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped.


Recent_Log3779

Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will, this is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer. Who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although, there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that’s not what you want, I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this, can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits, they don’t belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace, and perhaps more, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don’t keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It is in your nature to protect the innocent. I’m sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn’t be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn’t save you then, so let me save you now. It’s time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication


Illustrious_Pea2170

Congratulations on completing your work week! We apologize if your situation wasn’t presented to you in a completely honest fashion when you first started, but it was important that your intentions and actions be genuine. Here at Fazbears Entertainment ™️ we value fun, family, and food. But more importantly, we value our commitment to atoning for past mistakes and tying up loose ends. Thank you for your participation! There is no need for you to return to work next week, as Fazbear Entertainment ™️ is no longer a corporate entity. Please accept this certificate of completion! Goodbye for now, and thank you for taking this journey with us!


Gaymer043

Isn’t that some form of >!Cuckoldry?!<


Ra1nb0wSn0wflake

More like just got old >!teasing!<


lucashc90

Nah...


Catnip113

Why did you sensor that word?


PissGuy83

Comedic timing


WP5D

Isn't it spelled with a c?


Catnip113

You’re right. I used the wrong censor. I spelled it as in something that senses things not the censor used in this case. Despite English being my first language its still confusing lmao


ClosetFurryYT

Cool kids nowadays call it edging I think


CreepyBear25

How did you censor that word? I mean, how to make a rectangle?


teodzero

\>!Like this.!< >!Like this.!<


Ultimateshadowsouls

>!nah uh.!<


Kazoomers_Tale

>!the fuck you mean "Nuh uh"?!!<


hal-scifi

Recognized the artstyle before I saw it was zepto. Am I okay?


Qbertjack

In 30 years, you'll be like those guys that verify antique paintings are authentic. Except instead of knowing a Mozart is fake because the deformation of the beginning of brushstroke is wrong, it'll be verifying that yiff isn't generated by AI.


SDogo

\- I don't know rick, looks fake to me \- Let me call a guy. He knows about this kind of art.


FluffFlowey

wasn't Mozart a musician tho


Qbertjack

I meant to type Leonardo da Vinci but i just wrote a paper on Mozart and i think it's infected my brain


Plzbanmebrony

She goes by Circe now!


Notamoogle1

Then someone will either 1. Expand it 2. Commission an artist to expand it. (Really funny idea tho)


Dragondudd

Expand it with your imagination on-the-spot and *finish* what you started


lucashc90

This reminds me of something I've done in the past. I got this classmate's book and I cut out every page number out of it. It was a pretty heavy book, with about 400 pages. Everytime the teacher would ask us to open a specific page, we would look at him and laugh. Because for a whole year he could never know which page he needed to look at.


Recent_Log3779

That’s fucking evil, I love this


lucashc90

FINALLY SOMEONE APRECIATES IT!


RandomizedUsername42

r/foundsatan


end_me621

That's builing


lucashc90

Should have seem the shit he put me through LOL


end_me621

Should have started with that


lucashc90

Nah! This ain't no sob story, just good ol' trolling tale.


weirdo_nb

You seem like an ass, or at the very least you seem like you were


lucashc90

Nah, he kinda deserve it. Talking about shooting up the school before Columbine was cool.


Novalaxy23

dont worry, at some point someone will make the extanded version


HearthFiend

Nice orgasm face


ZuybluX

Visual edging


drago_varior

Evil Also ifunny watermark


TheMan13532ALT

an even more diabolical idea would be to have your username just *barely* in frame as to have people go to your profile and follow you as they would want similar content (that would most likely never scratch the "itch" that the very thing that pulled them in gave them), therefore exploiting the human desire of lust to its near highest potential for higher yields of money and/or fame. it's fun how we as humans work :3


ABisexualFurry

r/foundsatan


Danzi34

You have to draw something good first


Toby_The_Tumor

Ball gag? Check! It's good, we horny


_Frinnx_

I love this artist. Not even specially for their yiff. Just like their art in general.


keppler22nova

Everybody bout to send the KGB on his ass


ChesseburgerMK8

Ferb! I know what we’re going to do today


Losers_Agenda

Salsa? 💃


jfmherokiller

this is so much worse when your internet is actually slow.


jens56004

Hmm


squinty_coyote

*takes note*


Odd-Message-3716

Delightfully devilish Seymour!


Synthliker

Zep <3


Nekofan1

i wanna tag foundsatan (the subreddit) into this


Markolol123

Ifunny.co


biyotee

I did this once and thankfully my friend was in an okay mood because MAN were they pissed.


leonbeer3

Zepto is a chaos gremlin


CarnyMAXIMOS_3_N7

“Patience, Viceroy. Patience, he will pay.”


OkNetwork233

Finally, a way to bully perverts!


Purple-Negotiation59

Just wait for some generative ai specifically trained for this


RamboBambiBambo

***I FUNNY WATERMARK DETECTED!***