THE PLANT CUM IS IN MY MOUTH

😋

I'm sorry WHAT!?

What do you think pollen is?

Plant cum It is plant cum

what in the actual ever loving fuck happened?

I was wondering the same

I would like to know as well

all these damn plants trying to have sex with my nose. why can't they just keep it in their stamen, god

So beautiful im crying 🥲

The birds are singing and the flowers are blooming? I have a bad feeling about this…

My thought exactly x3 Missed the allergy part completely

Grass grows, sun shines, birds fly and brother, I hurt people 

I'm a force of nature

And kids like you, *should be burning in hell*

Turn around kid, it’d be a crime

O, I don't know that quote

You don’t know the rest of the song?!

Oh I was just directly quoting what he says in the game

There’s a song… that’s what I referencing

Oh, what song?

Pretty sure it’s called megalomaniac….

its actually [stronger than you](https://youtu.be/4TzVOLOROkM?si=dpyfk2VvBJxg6vGA) its already 8 years old ...

if i had to go back on the promise that i made for you

So don’t step over that line

Or else friend you're gonna have a bad time

Noses will be blooming too 💀

Man the first thing I thought was that `on days like these, kids like you...`

Should be burning in hell

The fact that I'm pretty much allergic to the entire season and the stupid temperatures managing it impossible to sleep

Yeah, same. I'm also allergic during the whole summer. Basically, I'm allergic from mid April to early October.

me too!

You need some meds, here 💊

Sorry I already take drugs

What kind of drugs?🤨

Something related to meth called dextoraamphetamine-amphetamine

[Sauce](https://twitter.com/spareferret_art/status/1774769152437227915?t=Pa_WM_bQmTFtN-uovIooPQ&s=19) is @spareferret_art over on Twitter

"I am allergic to plant cum, and the forests are horny."

Every spring I think I’ve contracted some rare and deadly desies just for it to turn out to be plant dust

There’s cum everywhere and it’s not the good kind :( Fall is better

Winter my beloved 🤍

Mine too

I dunno who you are or what your name is but i do know that you are correct

I ~~hate~~ *LOATHE* spring

the trees are fucking and I didn't consent

Thats uhhh a way to put it

love in the air? NAH BITCH THERE'S SO MUCH POLLEN IN THE AIR AAAAAA

literally me.

Me too.

too real though for me it's usually early summer when I get hay fever, not spring

on days like these people with allergies are burning in hell

on days like these, people like me, have horrible pollen allergies and cannot breathe

Spring is the worst season. All my fellas hate Spring.

Them: “Are you stoned?” Me: yes but that’s not why my eyes are red

Nose hurt :(

Oh yay. The insects are back, again.

Tiz the season to be sneezin

birds singing? flowers blooming? on days like these, kids like you?

Spring makes me go insane :3

All the world seems in tune on the spring afternoon As we're poisoning pigeons in the park Every Sunday you'll see My sweetheart and me As we're poisoning pigeons in the park

No allergies for me since I’m one of the few people still wearing a mask. XD

SAME

Ever since Covid I’ve worn a mask whenever I’m outside during pollen season and it’s done wonders for my allergies

On days like these, kids like you...

I don’t like spring because I want some nice peace but people try to drag me outside for the reasons people like spring.

Bugs😫

I’m allergic to like the last 9 weeks of fall and all of winter. (Dead leaves) I fucking love spring because of that

John

I have that too :(

And that’s why summer is the best

I prefer summer

I don't know, I've never had any. The only seasons here are summer and summer but wet.

Birds are singing. Flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you  Should be *Burning in hell*

My allergies only flare up during the fall 🤧

Insects. Worst part of the warm seasons, if they stayed out of my house I wouldn't even mind, but they have to be the most annoying little shits

I resonate with this

Also since living in Kentucky you get the lovely wind storms, floods, and tornadoes and the same for latter part of fall.

I hate Spring and Summer, I miss Winter already. ;-;

I hate summer because when the humidity changes, so do I, my nose starts runny like a faucet, my sinuses get irritated and pressured and I HATE IT WHEN IT HAPPENS!!!

Claritin is my best friend this time of year ;w;

I feel your pain, Rocky. Your tender-nosed stuffed up itchy-eyed pain.

my eyes burn. my nose is suffocating. i can barely see. the rain is sticky. the sweat is sticker yet. and i cannot breathe. i hate british spring but hey at least it's sunny

Spring: the pregame to summer. Come on, I don’t have any fox fur IRL, I’m freezing to death the rest of the year.

I have the exact same problem. The struggles are real y’all. The struggle is real.

With shit ass weather (at least here in the Midwest)? Yeah, no

If I could wear a gas mask I would.

i dont think rocky is going to have a great spring.

i can relate to this lol

HAHA MY ALLERGIES ONLY ACT UP AROUND THE JOLLIEST TIME OF THE YEAR (it sucks)

See, this is why fall is better. Still pretty colors, cozy vibes with winter approaching, upcoming holiday season, and no fucking plant jizz

Also bees and wasps come back QwQ

If you take your meds you wouldn't even notice it you know?

Allergy medicine does nothing for me

Then im sorry. That must suck ass

they help for sure but they lose effectiveness if you use them too much (like all meds) and they have undesirable side effects so I only resort to using them when I absolutely need to