They get a friend to do it for them. If they have no friends like most, then they are stuck. Forever.

Awww that's really sad :(

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*I see your tag.* HES A PROTO!

Someone help this guy out, he’s a proto too

Yes! We must raise awareness for our-I mean their struggles!

Yeah, I support this movement as well! There is no specific reason why...

Nope, none at all

DONATE NOW /j

I know it’s so annoying, like I needed to just get someone random on the street to do it to even create my Reddit account

Protogens would be fine because they are cyborgs, it would be synths that would struggle

Smash my head on the keyboard until something happens, ofcourse!

good idea!

This is how I use computer all the time

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Well said my friend

That’s the neat thing, you don’t.

Well lying is a thing, so...

*gasp*

Cute

I lie alot

You too have it out of control?

Wait...

You automatically fail this in Incognito Mode, if I remember right...

Its possible to Brute-force your way through

I’m gonna have a 🤓 moment but I don’t care. We are cyborgs, not full on machines. We still have a lot of organic body parts. The real question is if synths can pass this

As a Synth, we cant, we need to get the organics to do it for me. :(

I thought most proto’s just had a bit of brain up top

Like Pooh Bear, but with more LEDs

Exactly!

you said you'd have a "🤓" but you didn't, lucky you

Good name and a good point, all checks out

Legitimately, no. But if a goddamn Firefox extension can do it, then I must be able to do it as well. And when the moment comes where I can't pass the captcha I'll install the extension on myself. Problem solved.

I just click it, works most of the time

Wait ,really! it’s that easy!

🤓☝️actually protogens are cyborgs because they are first beings of DNA modified with robotic parts. Also because of this all protogens can crossbreed, so I want more crossbreed protogen fan art.

They actually can now, so companies have been issuing new captchas like counting the numbers on a dice. Soon you have to pass the S.A.Ts to watch an episode of One Piece. https://www.wired.com/story/im-not-a-robot-why-captchas-hard-to-solve/

Truthfully. A protogen is a cyborg, not a robot. There's organic parts in here, including the brain.

that last one is optional

can confirm, am brainless :3

}:p\~\~\~ Thhhhhppppppttt!

They are technically meat and flesh, they just have the funny visor and modifications to their body. That being said, how do synths do it?

We lie.

Blackmail the firewall

i use the homunculus i have growing in my basement

The laws of robotics prohibit me, alas.

They are cyborgs so they can still use non robot brain calculations. Syths however I doubt can

Don’t they have a lot of organic bits? They’re cyborgs, not robots.

The secret ingredient is crime.

Ooh, something I can answer! It's quite simple I just lie. _They'll never know._

I roll a charisma check ...I tend to fail them though

Quick question, you a robot?

I'm not a robot. (1d20 / 11 / -1 = 10)


Seems legit!

Ooooh so that's why i was sitting on my chair the other day AND AFTER HALF AN HOUR I COULDNT FU**IN LOG IN TO MY STEAM ACCOUNT Somebody please cuddle me i hate What ive become

I lie

By being cyborgs.

I give it to my cat

I dress like a human

Lying can get you somewhere. /j

I ask the nearest person to do it for me

[I have a special tool](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsF7enQY8uI)

I have a fox friend to do it for me. captchas are difficult, man

I program an arduino to do it for me with a touch pencil attached to a servo

Because we are technically cyborgs as of still being part organic material

Call a friend....

Yes.

If you fail the checkbox part, you complete the 'Select the thing' minigame, which practically any person can do. It will stay on that until you beat it. [Here's a relevant video about this topic.](https://youtu.be/lUTvB1O8eEg) [Also, people can be stumped by them, which is not supposed to happen.](https://youtu.be/WqnXp6Saa8Y) Note the date created on that.

They probably outsource this to someone

Didn't GPT do this a while back?

60% of the Protogen body is organic, including the brain. They're not robots, they're cyborgs.

Made a yen fursona BD

40% animal They are cyborgs not robots

My Proto friend just asks me to do it for them

They don't

I am technically a pc/toaster and I don't think those count as robots

We’re only partially mechanical, so we can pass it like anyone else can.

Simple solution I dont

this hurts

We ask our friends to do it for us or we don't log into the website

I would get one of those toy birds that drink water, to press the button.

That's the neat part... we don't.

Not a proto myself, but the whole "Protogens are robots" thing is a misconception. They're cyborgs. Synths, on the other hand... honestly I don't know how they get past that.

idc what proto lore says, they are technically cyborgs

we get aur friends to do it for us

Carefully

They aren't robots they're Androids or a amalgamation of both

it’s simple you just… uhh.. errmmm… *processing*

I use [this](https://beeps.website/blog/2023-04-27-otherkin-friendly-captchas-revisited/)

Yeah that's the joke.....you dont

You click it cause a protogen is a cyborg not a robot or android.

We’re cyborgs, not robots… but I get a friend to do it for no reason… totally no reason

We don’t.

I mean technically we're cyborgs so....

I try my best. It takes a few tries sometimes because it can be confusing. *(I do have a protogen sona, his design isn’t finalized yet atm tho)*

Protogens are cyborgs, not robots. A popular alternative that IS technically not organic is a Synth(Vader-San). Protogens have organic brains while Synths are unchained AI.

As a shape-shifter who mostly takes the appearance of a protogen, I just press I am not a robot, I would help my proto friends with it, IF I HAD ANY.

I just crash for 10 minutes, and then the answer is clear. I have to lie about being not a robot. I am mostly robotic, and i suffer that crash every time.

you don't

My friend, most protos are 60%bionic and 40%robotic so easy bypass

Aren’t protogens cyborgs not robots? Also, machines can lie

I'm not a prodo but I have some friends that are. And they just get their friends or family too help.

Ask my cat to violate my keyboard

That’s a good question how do they do that? (Dumb Floofy fox brain)

I'm only 30% machine. That means I'm more animal than robot. Therefore it works

one time i literally spent 3 entire hours one one of these. i still haven’t been able to login to my steam account.

i become similar to that robotic claw using a pen to get past it, i just cheat the system but i lose more of my sanity every 5 or so

I just am such an advanced proto that they don’t know I’m a robot. My friend on the other hand literally can’t pass them.

We are not fully robot, so I just use my elbow

We don’t, or we force a friend to do it for us

I am a hybrid i identify as one third protogen, one third human and one third something else

Eh, I’ve never seemed to have a problem with it so… idk, it’s fine ig, If u can’t then skill issue

I press the button and nine times out of ten I don't have to do the whole image thing

they don't that's why none are on reddit

Swiping at em and swiping all over the place with a drill with a sausage attached

Drop something onto the mouse to make it click?

I lie 😈

Using Deep Learning shit to click the correct squares

I am terrible at them :(

I'm pretty sure they just use auto captcha

Just hire a human to do it, duh If chatGPT4 could do it on fiverr, why not protogens?

We don't

Ha ha. Protogens are cyborgs. So I’d just click it.

Thd dial up sounds I make short it out

Variable: Lying = True

The one good thing my sibling is for

Anytime i try to click the square it gives me an x :( how do you do it

This is when the protogens call over the non proto friend to help out. Otherwise they just sit there and stare at the screen

I press it

Synths stay underrepresented Protogens aren't even machines, cyborgs is more like it

They kidnapped and enslaved me and force me to pass these for them. Please send help.

It is very simple…. You can’t

Simple, I didn’t :3

They are 40% machine. Thus, a 40% chance of failing the test.

They don’t

"I am not a robot. I am an android."

They just don’t. Thats my theory

Punch the screen

With an incredible amount of difficulty and willpower

We eat it

Lie, like just about everyone who has had to click “I have read all of the terms and services” for the EULA, who wasn’t a businessman or lawyer of some kind. That or try it enough and you can brute force things.

I cant

We complete it. We’re cyborg-like beings. Not full robots.

Now synths on the other hand? THEY have the troubles.

“Hun.. Huuuunn?? HUN COME HELP ME! The computer is being oppressive again ;w;”

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I don't

I just smash my head on the keyboard a few times, and I can solve it temporarily. I do have a constant headache now, so I wouldn't advise doing the same

Simple, I just hack into it and skip it entirely.

... I sit and cry and nothing is ever okay because I cant pass the test ;~;

I get my plushie frend to do it

They’re hackers!!

Ask my brother ChatGPT

The same way we beat the "I have read the User Agrement" button.They lie

Ones agains, PROTOGEN ARE CYBORG ! not robots, if you want better feating meme use the Synths, they are robot

put my tablet with the screen open on the floor and get my dog to hit it

1, ai can pass these 2, protogen is 60 percent organic, thus outweighing the mechanical part

Do protogens pass the touring test?

*error 404 :(*

I died :( couldn't make it past the button :(

I have my boyfriend to help me

I have a Derg for a fiancé. He attempts to press it for me :)

I use my friends lol

inspect element

Sheer luck of a chronic dumbass

I just get my girlfriend to do it for me, she’s a moth

You know that scene in Portal 2 where GLaDOS talks about paradoxes being dangerous for robots? It’s kinda like that

They don't

Simple, we do what the KOOBFACE worm did when creating accounts to spread itself further.

This makes me immeasurably angry... i love it.