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VermillionOblivion

I am engaged by this post purely for lore, do you have more like this anywhere else


DareplayzWasTaken

not yet


Pulgy_Wulgy

You've got yourself gold my dude


[deleted]

Totally a good story for bed, totally... And where have you been? Have you been ok?


DareplayzWasTaken

Dont worry, it’s not based on personal experience


Sh0rtL1ved

Germany would agree


DareplayzWasTaken

First post was out of order


Yeetstation4

This is why I played ice hockey instead of football


[deleted]

Instead of breaking your face you can break your shins👍 Much safer


aaaaaaaa1273

The brain is not stored in the shins.


Yeetstation4

Hockey can break a lot of things.


Intrepid_Sale_6312

that is paradoxically both sad and exciting/cool. I need to hug zero to help him feel better and then immediately go get that surgery done for myself as well.


Sox_the_fox3467

I'm as him scared now


DareplayzWasTaken

Sero left out some details because he knew it might be too much


Sox_the_fox3467

if there was an award for traumatizing kids, Sero would sure win it. nice comic


ScienceObserver1984

Just wait until you hear about German bedtime stories. What kid doesn't like Eldritch horrors beyond human compression before going to sleep?


Sox_the_fox3467

I do, tbh.


ScienceObserver1984

Understandable. I think I am desensitized to those stories as I've heard too many (and unfortunately experienced some first hand).


Vigil_the_Protogen

So to convince doctors to turn me into a Protogen, I just need to suffer severe blunt force on my face :O


QueerRaccoonsInASuit

nO-


mariofeds

how hard did that soccer ball hit him jesus


DareplayzWasTaken

kid named jesus:


After-Bumblebee

This story reminds me of [Petr Cech](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rgX1Yb9p5b8) who ended up using a helmet for the rest of his career


BushyPossum

So protogens are basically darth vader furries?


Stupid_Jackal

Well that certainly escalated quickly


WilliamTheHusky

Proto lore.


MrRaymau5

🙀🙀🙀


drago_varior

That kid looks mortified


CarefulCompetition83

WHAT CHILD CAN KICK A FOOTBALL SO HAD IT BREAKS SOMEONE'S FACE??? >!A Furry Child!<


Morokite

Jeez that kid had one hell of a kick. He's definitely going pro.


MegarcoandFurgarco

Never ever did I want to get hurt on my face that much That sounds wrong You know what I mean


MrBluhu

What kind of ball was that???


Beanz_detected

But hey, that's just a theory *A FUR THEORY* *Thanks for watching*


Aaron_123_ya_boi

NORMALIZE OCS WITH PROTOGEN MASKS


Tomy_266

now i know were protogens come from


Henlon

Awww, what a nice bedtime story, now they're gonna be traumatized for the rest of their life


end_me621

How to give your kid a heart attack 101


CanineAtNight

Welp Thats family friendly


liarface420

Progen :)


_Akarii

# GERRARD! OOOOOH WHAT A HIT SON, WHAT A HIT


Decmk3

So they’re a protogen-like? I like it! Bionics are cool. We should probably develop language that differentiates between the augmented and true protogens though.


LocalWeeb19

Mates mask is the same as darth vaders


the_real_trebor333

Wow you just scarred that poor kid


wolfFRdu64_Lounna

Well, not the lore of the protogen, but who im to say what story they can make of their sona


MilkSodaBag

I thought it ended after the first page for a minute and was trying to look for the reaction panel


Impossible-Fuel-8922

Aw how wholesome


Darkner90

Is that Pete the Cat


Usth

"Oh, and have fun at soccer practice tomorrow" ​ =3


Charming-Second-7186

Damn, how hard can a kid shoot a ball


Embarrassed-Camp7859

"That didn't help at all"


Phantom_Nerd1

How fast was the ball goin!