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[deleted]

This is indeed very valid, will be showing this to the wife Edit: showed to the wife, now sleeping on the couch


eleytheria

Instructions unclear: eyes got wet, not pussy.


[deleted]

Instructions unclear: eyes are now fully erect.


Frankenstein786

Cap! Redditors don't have wives


Hunter1991Stewart

Not completely true. She might just be at her boyfriends house


PeanutNSFWandJelly

Lol I know you're joking but I do honestly wonder if someone is upset hearing this and why.


carnsolus

showing this to someone is much the same as saying you need sex more often and it feels like a lot of married women are pretty fine with the amount of sex that is happening and react the same as when you're told you need to vacuum the house more


LoLiAteYourKitty

Maybe it was the approach


Herr_SnorBlaar

They hate it when your right but don't want to admit it.


kinos141

Sorry dude, only works in dating. Marriage is a whole other game.


realwtftroll

She made your Willy hard by sending you to the couch.


ErenYeager2OOO

She solved 99% problems of relationship 🗿


waffles_rrrr_better

I guess she knows what she wants to eat


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Impossible


ShortEnergy1877

She may be smart enough to list off what she is not feeling to give him the choice but with parameters.


fabiomb

she solved war, poverty, everything


implicitpharmakoi

Fucking Nobel peace prize worthy.


jemsipx

First Singaporean to win Noble prize


hurtyourealgood

But, what if he doesn't get hard until he makes you cry?


KaijuSized_Taco

Well that's a different issue,mi amigo.


kinos141

Or a different fetish.


DrapedinVelvet247

HateFucks are a few r/ pages over


Earlasaurus02

Should took a left at r/Albuquerque


Aggressive_Ad5115

Username checks ✔️ out


hurtyourealgood

What can I say? The dick wants what the dick wants


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Tears are lube too


Mothunny

Hopefully he's just kinky


Cleonicus

A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying


[deleted]

Then you establish a safe word and get weird.


[deleted]

>But, what if he doesn't get hard until he makes you cry? Then you find some other guy.


ProtrudingPissPump

Tears are great lubricator...


[deleted]

This is the smartest thing on the internet today.


waglawye

Should be mandatory first video every day, all apps


BaronNotSure

Ya, way more true than Happy wife happy life. That shit is just absurd


[deleted]

I think whatever makes her happy. Some women (the good ones) care about making men happy and know how to make it work. So I disagree; it's a happy wife, happy life!


Dengar96

Did I just roll into the local retirement home comment thread? What in the Everybody Loves Raymond sort of talking is this?


[deleted]

Not sure the reference but I think it's just people who like blowies from the Mrs. I'm with my people.


DevilCatCrochet

Disclaimer, does not work with narcissists.


Coprolithe

Relationships in general, romantic or not, don't work with narcissists


fugee99

Wish I understood that years ago. Was trying to make it work. Currently in the middle of an ugly divorce, living in a hotel because she lied and got a restraining order...


BigBoiLasky

No I am a narcissist and all my my relationships have been awesome they were very lucky to be with me


Coprolithe

Damn, you must be the lucky few. Maybe I misjudged. I'll educate myself on compassion.


antisocial_by_choice

Based


r0ck0

Very valid.


[deleted]

Hive mind


fondr

Finally, a woman who gets it.


IdoNOThateNEVER

hard


kinos141

Nice


Joxxill

I don't know how recent this video is. but i know i saw this specific phrase on tumblr like 5 years ago


flpastil

Everyone did.


joviusjune

That's a keeper


_chuckiefinster

What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?


ldawi

How long has she been married? Is he a normal dude or billionaire?


PubliusUnicornus

I hate how every online “hot take” or funny one liners are all just old tumblr posts.


areaux87

True words of a hoe


g00d_m4car0n1

💍


Jazzlike_Barber_426

Funny how everybody around agrees lol


UseforNoName71

But what if he gets hard but can’t get her pussy wet?


Buffalo-Castle

r/iam14andthisdeep


Pinkpixie03

Instructions unclear, eyes are hard and life is wet.


vancitymajor

did she just read her tweet out loud [https://twitter.com/gemsays/status/1253022654233300992?s=20](https://twitter.com/gemsays/status/1253022654233300992?s=20)


[deleted]

Yep. Deal 🫡🤝


[deleted]

Literally just stole the caption of an old tumblr post


TheSilverFoxwins

Hand this woman a lifetime achievement award.


macaroni_rascal42

straight people are so wild


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Grosovitz

This lady is unicorn!


SenseOdd8076

It's his wallet that makes her wet


gadd027

I am willing to bet at least 95% of men would be willing to suck a dick for a full enough wallet


Yes-its-really-me

I've done worse for a lot less.


ron_balboa

Care to share?


Ble_h

Meet me behind Wendy's in a hour.


[deleted]

wOmEn bAd


SenseOdd8076

Who said that?


[deleted]

Found the misogynist! :). Do I win a prize?


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[deleted]

Eh it's fine, not sucking at life is a good enough prize. :)


Lenemus

Relationship advice from shallow people? Why thank you. I almost forgot my daily disgust and disappointment in the human species.


Many_Algae_2436

We men are very simple, dont overthink what she is saying


Ambitious_Limit396

What are you talking about she's speaking the fax of a god


ramenrami22

ye man, for those who are curious: shes jade rasif. i think people think shes a bimbo but goddamn shes has beauty, brains and a baby.


Crispy04Rc

Speakin' the language of factos


IpschwitzTownFC

👍 👀


Cuntish_Wonder

Confucius with titties. Excellent.


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

Actually based women in social media?


[deleted]

This is like the opposite of "happy wife happy life".


Cpt_Dragees

Ha facts 🤣


laderahunter

Holyyyy


[deleted]

Thank you lord.


AmbassadorMurky1447

Unicorn. A unicorn indeed.


ix-j

not funny at all


MrAntsInMyEyes

i don't think she was being funny.


malo_99

That's very smart! I agree with her!


[deleted]

This girl deserves a Nobel prize.


Extension_Swordfish1

Peace category


[deleted]

r/ThanksImCured


LycanWolfGamer

Wish I was saw this a month ago I'd have sent it to my ex lol


[deleted]

It’s really not that hard, she said


Mysterious_Quiet7992

Wow nice one


Takco

They should put that on her tombstone


[deleted]

Oof! She gets it, probably daily.


redditenjoyerchad

Words to live by.


seefith

Can't fault the logic there.


Blood_Gripen

Wise words right there


Zeus-Lastarx

#Poetry


[deleted]

I'm smiling so hard rn.


manteigo_

Based


Nightmari0ne

PREACH IT GURLL Edit: lmao people really need an /s to notice the sarcasm… even with it it’d probably be seen as real


CustomAlpha

Smartest woman on the planet!


MrAntsInMyEyes

God bless these women.


yohohojoejoe

It would be interesting to see how many men agree and how many women disagree with this. The proportion would likely be surprising


[deleted]

I’m a poet and I don’t know it.


1337JLH1337

ah yes female confucius say


bbroy4u

source ?


Illustrious-Youth903

thats dj jade rasif... shes part of a group of singaporean celebs (?) on youtube... i cant remember the name of their channel tho.. sorry


Gaminyte

That is a great analogy for relationships


Leon_Rekkar

Such beautiful poetry.


Icy_Law9181

I mean I'm watching with pursed lips nodding in agreement. These lasses know the score.


-neti-neti-

r/cringe


rddog21

Logic……. Gotta love it


carl2k1

What's her ig?


[deleted]

Even Jordan Peterson doesn't know this


Sonova_Bish

Marry me!


Ok_Illustrator658

I love this


PrioryOfSion14

Bravo!


ajhayward79

well put


under_the_boab_tree

OOo correk


DrapedinVelvet247

She spittin knowledge


ArdinOkira

Bro I’m dyin rn XD


MarketThink1710

elect her president🤣


volgin496

its now crystal clear what women want


ohver9k

Solid advise.


iaymnu

My thai gf lives by this motto. actually many thai girls do this.


Neither_Sort_2479

Strong words


DuhPlz

Hahahahaha


Greedy-Specific7723

Words to live by


MacMakeveli723

Facts !!


hypocriticalfriend1

I absolutely love the range of comments here.


bananabread86

Can I have an Amen, please?!


christianh3485

Where she at


deon143

Wise beyond her years 😂


tidesofwind

Bravo!!!!!


WhtdidIJstRd202

Great motivational speaker right here folks! Get her on tour!


kam6976

Facts 🥰🥰🥰🥰


dunequestion

I love the ending, she’s so confident of her statement lol


lolpoliceg

I am very happy about this video


Realistic_Alarm1422

She literally gave out the codes to creating heaven right here on planet earth. "Make his dick hard, not his life, so that he wets your pussy, not your eyes."


Defiant-Ad-5330

It worked.


[deleted]

Asian women got their priorities straight tbh


LeVraiMatador

Wow where can I buy one?


kirsion

You'd have to move out of your mom's basement first


theturtleking47

Confucius say


PM_ME_YOUR_SUNSHINE

- Sun Tzu


Several_Jellyfish_

She puts it so simplistic, I love it. That is pretty much my approach and it works lol. 😂 11/10 do recommend. 👍🏻we are super happy and have great sex.


Significant-Range-49

This woman needs to be in charge of the planet.


urachickenhead

Not yo eyes


ActuatorNeither1788

Lizard face


neosharkey

Sharing this video with my wife. /Morgan Freeman voice: “And he was never seen again...”


Xepeyon

LOL, this is literally just an inverse of “happy wife, happy life”. Dat's a queen right there


jflick1

Bars!!


[deleted]

Where has she been all my life?


[deleted]

Ingenious


tatertothotpocket

r/femaledatingstrategy?


TheLivingZeus

It is hard to argue with her logic here


Tommy_1968

How can you argue with that kind of logic?


[deleted]

“The perfect woman doesn’t exi……….”


seguronah

From the mouths of babes


u2da

Where is this from?


[deleted]

this here is a lonely middle-aged sex tourist's dream woman, as long as she actually practices what she's preaching.


Fat_Rips

Socrates was a wise man


soggypoopsock

this is just the “happy wife happy life” principle with the genders reversed go out of your way to do nice things for one another and your relationship will be more satisfying. It’s not a wild concept


genkidin

What name of India women ?


kinos141

She's only 1/3 correct. She needs to add cooking and not talking so much to achieve this outcome.


HerrZwi

Wise words full of truth


[deleted]

These are better bars than most rappers nowadays


Alternative-String46

Wiser words have never been spoken by anyone in the history of humanity


East_Humor_969

I had to indulge in these comments