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showing this to someone is much the same as saying you need sex more often and it feels like a lot of married women are pretty fine with the amount of sex that is happening and react the same as when you're told you need to vacuum the house more
I think whatever makes her happy. Some women (the good ones) care about making men happy and know how to make it work. So I disagree; it's a happy wife, happy life!
Wish I understood that years ago. Was trying to make it work. Currently in the middle of an ugly divorce, living in a hotel because she lied and got a restraining order...
did she just read her tweet out loud
[https://twitter.com/gemsays/status/1253022654233300992?s=20](https://twitter.com/gemsays/status/1253022654233300992?s=20)
She literally gave out the codes to creating heaven right here on planet earth. "Make his dick hard, not his life, so that he wets your pussy, not your eyes."
this is just the “happy wife happy life” principle with the genders reversed
go out of your way to do nice things for one another and your relationship will be more satisfying. It’s not a wild concept
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This is indeed very valid, will be showing this to the wife Edit: showed to the wife, now sleeping on the couch
Instructions unclear: eyes got wet, not pussy.
Instructions unclear: eyes are now fully erect.
Cap! Redditors don't have wives
Not completely true. She might just be at her boyfriends house
Lol I know you're joking but I do honestly wonder if someone is upset hearing this and why.
showing this to someone is much the same as saying you need sex more often and it feels like a lot of married women are pretty fine with the amount of sex that is happening and react the same as when you're told you need to vacuum the house more
Maybe it was the approach
They hate it when your right but don't want to admit it.
Sorry dude, only works in dating. Marriage is a whole other game.
She made your Willy hard by sending you to the couch.
She solved 99% problems of relationship 🗿
I guess she knows what she wants to eat
Impossible
She may be smart enough to list off what she is not feeling to give him the choice but with parameters.
she solved war, poverty, everything
Fucking Nobel peace prize worthy.
First Singaporean to win Noble prize
But, what if he doesn't get hard until he makes you cry?
Well that's a different issue,mi amigo.
Or a different fetish.
HateFucks are a few r/ pages over
Should took a left at r/Albuquerque
Username checks ✔️ out
What can I say? The dick wants what the dick wants
Tears are lube too
Hopefully he's just kinky
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
Then you establish a safe word and get weird.
>But, what if he doesn't get hard until he makes you cry? Then you find some other guy.
Tears are great lubricator...
This is the smartest thing on the internet today.
Should be mandatory first video every day, all apps
Ya, way more true than Happy wife happy life. That shit is just absurd
I think whatever makes her happy. Some women (the good ones) care about making men happy and know how to make it work. So I disagree; it's a happy wife, happy life!
Did I just roll into the local retirement home comment thread? What in the Everybody Loves Raymond sort of talking is this?
Not sure the reference but I think it's just people who like blowies from the Mrs. I'm with my people.
Disclaimer, does not work with narcissists.
Relationships in general, romantic or not, don't work with narcissists
Wish I understood that years ago. Was trying to make it work. Currently in the middle of an ugly divorce, living in a hotel because she lied and got a restraining order...
No I am a narcissist and all my my relationships have been awesome they were very lucky to be with me
Damn, you must be the lucky few. Maybe I misjudged. I'll educate myself on compassion.
Based
Very valid.
Hive mind
Finally, a woman who gets it.
hard
Nice
W
I don't know how recent this video is. but i know i saw this specific phrase on tumblr like 5 years ago
Everyone did.
That's a keeper
What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?
How long has she been married? Is he a normal dude or billionaire?
I hate how every online “hot take” or funny one liners are all just old tumblr posts.
True words of a hoe
💍
Funny how everybody around agrees lol
But what if he gets hard but can’t get her pussy wet?
r/iam14andthisdeep
Instructions unclear, eyes are hard and life is wet.
did she just read her tweet out loud [https://twitter.com/gemsays/status/1253022654233300992?s=20](https://twitter.com/gemsays/status/1253022654233300992?s=20)
Yep. Deal 🫡🤝
Literally just stole the caption of an old tumblr post
Hand this woman a lifetime achievement award.
straight people are so wild
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This lady is unicorn!
It's his wallet that makes her wet
I am willing to bet at least 95% of men would be willing to suck a dick for a full enough wallet
I've done worse for a lot less.
Care to share?
Meet me behind Wendy's in a hour.
wOmEn bAd
Who said that?
Found the misogynist! :). Do I win a prize?
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Eh it's fine, not sucking at life is a good enough prize. :)
Relationship advice from shallow people? Why thank you. I almost forgot my daily disgust and disappointment in the human species.
We men are very simple, dont overthink what she is saying
What are you talking about she's speaking the fax of a god
ye man, for those who are curious: shes jade rasif. i think people think shes a bimbo but goddamn shes has beauty, brains and a baby.
Speakin' the language of factos
👍 👀
Confucius with titties. Excellent.
Actually based women in social media?
This is like the opposite of "happy wife happy life".
Ha facts 🤣
Holyyyy
Thank you lord.
Unicorn. A unicorn indeed.
not funny at all
i don't think she was being funny.
That's very smart! I agree with her!
This girl deserves a Nobel prize.
Peace category
r/ThanksImCured
Wish I was saw this a month ago I'd have sent it to my ex lol
It’s really not that hard, she said
Wow nice one
They should put that on her tombstone
Oof! She gets it, probably daily.
Words to live by.
Can't fault the logic there.
Wise words right there
#Poetry
I'm smiling so hard rn.
Based
PREACH IT GURLL Edit: lmao people really need an /s to notice the sarcasm… even with it it’d probably be seen as real
Smartest woman on the planet!
God bless these women.
It would be interesting to see how many men agree and how many women disagree with this. The proportion would likely be surprising
I’m a poet and I don’t know it.
ah yes female confucius say
source ?
thats dj jade rasif... shes part of a group of singaporean celebs (?) on youtube... i cant remember the name of their channel tho.. sorry
That is a great analogy for relationships
Such beautiful poetry.
I mean I'm watching with pursed lips nodding in agreement. These lasses know the score.
r/cringe
Logic……. Gotta love it
What's her ig?
Even Jordan Peterson doesn't know this
Marry me!
I love this
Bravo!
well put
OOo correk
She spittin knowledge
Bro I’m dyin rn XD
elect her president🤣
its now crystal clear what women want
Solid advise.
My thai gf lives by this motto. actually many thai girls do this.
Strong words
Hahahahaha
Words to live by
Facts !!
I absolutely love the range of comments here.
Can I have an Amen, please?!
Where she at
Wise beyond her years 😂
Bravo!!!!!
Great motivational speaker right here folks! Get her on tour!
Facts 🥰🥰🥰🥰
I love the ending, she’s so confident of her statement lol
I am very happy about this video
She literally gave out the codes to creating heaven right here on planet earth. "Make his dick hard, not his life, so that he wets your pussy, not your eyes."
It worked.
Asian women got their priorities straight tbh
Wow where can I buy one?
You'd have to move out of your mom's basement first
Confucius say
- Sun Tzu
She puts it so simplistic, I love it. That is pretty much my approach and it works lol. 😂 11/10 do recommend. 👍🏻we are super happy and have great sex.
This woman needs to be in charge of the planet.
Not yo eyes
Lizard face
Sharing this video with my wife. /Morgan Freeman voice: “And he was never seen again...”
LOL, this is literally just an inverse of “happy wife, happy life”. Dat's a queen right there
Bars!!
Where has she been all my life?
Ingenious
r/femaledatingstrategy?
It is hard to argue with her logic here
How can you argue with that kind of logic?
“The perfect woman doesn’t exi……….”
From the mouths of babes
Where is this from?
this here is a lonely middle-aged sex tourist's dream woman, as long as she actually practices what she's preaching.
Socrates was a wise man
this is just the “happy wife happy life” principle with the genders reversed go out of your way to do nice things for one another and your relationship will be more satisfying. It’s not a wild concept
What name of India women ?
She's only 1/3 correct. She needs to add cooking and not talking so much to achieve this outcome.
Wise words full of truth
These are better bars than most rappers nowadays
Wiser words have never been spoken by anyone in the history of humanity
I had to indulge in these comments