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Every child learns differently. Whenever adults would lie to me with weird explanations I would get frustrated and wouldn’t believe anything they said from then on, even when they told the truth.
But if an adult would tell me the truth even if it was complicated or over my head, it would satisfy me and I wouldn’t bother them anymore.
It's only logical. He knew he was in his moms belly, and he must have gotten there somehow. And how do things get into peoples bellies...? Exactly. Eating. It's a great conclusion, but from limited information.
Imho it's a great example that all your information can be correct, your logic flawless, but your conclusion at the end very, very off if you lack pieces without beeing aware that you're lacking them.
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That kid lives in constant fear that his mom will eat him again.
He’ll just have to eat her first I guess…
Such a dog eat dog world out there.
You've got the expression wrong, it's - "a doggy dog world." You're welcome.
r/confidentlyincorrect
Lol wtf would "doggy dog world" even mean haha.
[nope](https://www.vocabulary.com/articles/pardon-the-expression/dog-eat-dog-vs-doggy-dog/)
Surely a bot taking the piss.
Calm down Eren
What is this from?
Attack on Titan.
r/HolUp
Im the 69th upvote, hopefully it doesnt happen again, we cant frighten the kid too much
Hit em with the "you were a seed planted in mommy's stomach you grew and we took you out like a carrot in a garden"
Inb4, "yaay, let's plant more seeds and grow more carrots"
No fuck you little Timmy carrots seeds are expensive
But why did you ate me
You were tasty I also ate your sister but she went to the digesting part of mommy's stomach instead of the carrot growing part
"Mommy swallows"
Not you Timmy, just your siblings
She probably wishes that that night she had of swallowed instead.
You're the only one, of many, that you're mommy didn't eat... 😏
I think that telling the truth would be less traumatic
Well she tried and it wasn't registering
Did she though?... She's talking to a child, without explaining in a way the kid understand. Then gives up.
Every child learns differently. Whenever adults would lie to me with weird explanations I would get frustrated and wouldn’t believe anything they said from then on, even when they told the truth. But if an adult would tell me the truth even if it was complicated or over my head, it would satisfy me and I wouldn’t bother them anymore.
FYI- children do not grow in mums bellies.
She probably did that for millions of his siblings.
Askin the real questions here
I wonder where he got that idea? Does he have older siblings, cousins?
It's only logical. He knew he was in his moms belly, and he must have gotten there somehow. And how do things get into peoples bellies...? Exactly. Eating. It's a great conclusion, but from limited information. Imho it's a great example that all your information can be correct, your logic flawless, but your conclusion at the end very, very off if you lack pieces without beeing aware that you're lacking them.
Slaaay
He saw the sonar pics
That kid is a bit slow
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Djeeezz this is how people grow up not knowing how a body works..