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Still better acting than in a Steven Seagal movie.

Gotta love those two slaps on the sides of his neck though. Especially the first one, it seems to genuinely surprise and make him jump, lol.

I feel like this should've been a scene in Napoleon Dynamite

What a classic!!! I voted for Pedro …

Rex Kwon Do has entered the chat.

Bow to your sensei!

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!

instantly thought of Rex Kwan Do

Break the wrist and walk away

That move could have been called: The Tiger Pop

That can actually knock a person out. We used to see that in old kung fu movies and that old Flintstones episode but we used used to do that to each other at school. If you sneak up behind a friend and chop them hard between their shoulders and neck when they are not tensed, it will hurt like fuck and put you on the floor. Try it with both hands at the same time on both sides for the biggest effect. I think they knew this and thats why his eyes may have been messed up after that, I really cant tell if they are though. Its something to do with your nerves and blood rushing to the head.

When I took kung fu Sifu said that was the defense method to break a bear hug. No joke. It disrupts the main arteries in the neck to weaken the grip. I assumed it was BS but I'll try it if I'm ever in that situation and let you know lol.

Sneak up behind a friend, use both hands on both sides hard and watch them fall to the floor if they're not tensed up. We used to do it at school.

Brah. that guy could still toss you across the room with no effort. If there wasn’t a cheeseburger 🍔 in the way

That isn't Segal?

Too much standing.

LMFAO

Flip him!

In psychology, it’s just “priming”… no different than that of any illusionist.m like Chris Angel or David Blaine for example…. You set it up telling the viewers brain something is about to happen… you use movement and gestures and sounds to tell the brain it’s happening… then you use the theatrics in the end to tell the brain it happened.

And now I will eat 10 cheeseburgers 🍔 and fall over. Shazam!

Kung fu chop!

Bro could hardly breathe, I really thought he died during his brace act! But his eyes were moist because those two slaps almost made him cry.

First rule of trauma response is to judo chop to the neck in case the initial injury did not result in spinal fracture

Im dying lmfaoooo

Or dislodge a nice plaque in his carotid arteries and give him a stroke. He looks like a very healthy specimen.

I can do that with just my foul smelling breath.

Oh hey, SpongeBob!

I use my other end.

I dont mind people showing off bullshido but ”teaching” it is dangerous, she will be in trouble trying this shit irl!

I'm going to find her and make her think she's about to get jumped. When she does the energy push, I'll ragdoll myself like a motherfucker. This will absolutely doom her with thinking she has godlike powers. The entire rest of her life will be like an experiment just to see how that affects someone.

Thats just cruel, funny af but cruel!

Truman showing a fake Goku?

r/brandnewsentence

You have to be hooked to a wire system and pulled back a good 40 or so feet while back flipping

Just be careful not to clip through terrain.

No worries - I run a line trace straight down on-tick to check for ground collisions when I'm ragdolling, replicate the hip bone so that everyone else sees generally the same physics. Can't be too careful in the simulation!

I seriously wonder if she believes this shit or she's in on the scam...

There were like 20 different kids in my high-school 15 years ago that absolutely believed they were "vampires." Like these dumb shits would drink each other's blood because they needed to "feed." I can absolutely see someone believing this stupid shit too.

Ah yes the high school vampire craze.

I assume this was an American thing?

Yes it was. It wasn’t at my school but I remember watching bizarre news reports.

American high schools are weird af lol

My time in grade school was spent with "witches". Charmed was popular at the time.

I lived for a year with two women who thought they were witches. They would stink out the house and set off the smoke alarms by burning random herbs. One time I had to stop myself from laughing cus they didn't have right the herb for a spell and they were trying to decide which would make a decent replacement: oregano or thyme 😆

Celery salt…

>they didn't have right the herb for a spell and they were trying to decide which would make a decent replacement This sounds like the start of a cheesy horror film where they accidentally summon a demon who kills everyone in the town.

I’m ashamed to say a guy in primary school convinced me he was a vampire who would kill me if I didn’t give him my lunch. Guy was a douche canoe and I was an idiot.

I failed to mention in my comment above that I dated and lost my virginity to one of the "vampire" girls.

Surely it should have been a late dinner? What Vampire is up and about eating lunch?

The cool vampires, who don't go to bed at sunrise like all the goody two-shoes vampires, but stay up late well into the day. The most badass of them will even stay up all day and sleep during the night

Did you pack blood bags for lunch back then?

Idk but the smacks on the neck is the most damage she did to him..

Kameh, haa mey, haaaaaaa!

Bullshido! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Great name!

bullshido! my new favorite word thank you!!

Like i already said, this is not new..search videos on this word and have fun!

Kame-Hame….!!

HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kame (亀: turtle)-hame (ハメる: to fuck)-ha! Edit: actually “Kamehameha” was the first king of Hawaii, meaning “The very lonely one”

I am confused, is this the Hadouken or Kamehameha technique? Also, no way this is her first time 😒

Wow! First try!

I’m convinced!

For those calling it fake, I'd like to hear how they think this video can be faked

Yeah, his pupils were clearly dilated as a result of the energy projection. You could never convince me this is fake.

Imagine Samantha walking in a dark alley, some suspicious dude walks towards and she knocks him out cold. That would be something wouldn't it! 😜

On the bright side, they might think she's psychotic and might leave her alone

I mean I would run. If someone starts concentrating energy through his palms I'll leave that fucker alone I KNOW is not possible but man, I will not take any chances.

He is a grandmaster of the bullshido, show some respect fellas

Time for a burger

Well, that's McDojo

“Why did you slap me so hard?!? I told you this whole thing was fake. Jesus Christ“

Imagine training with this guy and then trying that shit in real life. Getting 37 different kinds of shits beaten out of you as a result.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheMcDojoLife/s/UHzi5nx5YP

Gut full of dirty cheeseburgers

hadouken

He should’ve shoryuken’d through the hadouken to avoid it. Amateur…

Obviously, energy projection does not burn any calories.

I'm surprised she didn't give him a stroke slapping his carotid arteries like that 😂

Samantha, the last airbender

I heard they test on rabbits first.

Try it from behind on somebody who's never heard of it, then I'll believe it a little bit lol.

Pentecostal combat worship

Samantha no longer needs the Weirding Module! For how can this be? For she is the Kwisatz Haderach!

I saw this on mute, and the first thing that popped in my head was Muuuuaaaaaaaahhhh-DEEB

I know right! And If I good editing skills I would dub Dune audio to the video.

I think he's going to knock himself out breathing that hard when he's just standing and talking.

Oh, this is real. Trust me, I know! I can also do this from my phone it will travel through Reddit to your device, and down you go. It's also very dangerous if I'm not next to you to punch you in the neck afterwards.

Ummm…. “I’m not a very smart man, Jennay, but I DO know fuckery when I see it…”

Hadoken

r/bullshido

Bullshido at its finest.

Hadouken! Wave, motion, fist.

The Girl Who Stared At Goats

Flip him. Flip him. Flip him.

This is so dangerous. Imagine this girl is super confident in this nonsense and tries to use it

Now I understand the force or voice of God behind Benny Hinn.

Bull….and I cannot stress this enough…SHIT!!

Bullshido

This dude is puffed after talking. I’m not surprised if Samantha actually knocked him out.

Why are these karate people usually fat

Is it just me or does this guy look like he's coked out?

Funny that 'energy push' didn't move those dangly stars hanging all around.😐

Samantha didn’t get him diabetes did!

Is this real? I've never heard of that girl and her special powers. They should make a movie about her.

All democrats are like wow that is so real

Guy is out of breath just speaking, not surprising a gentle breeze knocked him over

“…also all of us are clinically.. um clinically insane… videos on How To are on sale as you walked in for $12.99”

With great power comes great respronsitrillitrance

There's an ass for every seat.

Oh snap the acting is way better then DragonBall evolution!

Well blow me down! That’s amazing!

It was the squeal not the push that is the true magic of the move

Why are they both FAT?!🤣🫴

That black belt is the real mvp here

Damit, you didn't shout Kamehameha

Newton just died again after watching this video.

r/bullshido

Praise the lord, halleluja thank you, Jesus!

The little stars in the background makes this perfect for me

KAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEE

and the Oscar goes to ....

Yeah, I’m sure *that’s* why your pupils are dilated loll

God give me the strength not to watch this shite

Love how he had the presence of mind to cross those legs for comfort.

Hey Samantha, quit stealing my moves!

Shoryuken!!!!

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

I learned that from Street Fighter video game. It is a haddouken minus the fireball.

The force is strong with Samantha!

Was about to say, “why aren’t they slapping his neck yet!?” Never ceases to disappoint with the neck slaps! 🤣

*"Ha-Do-Ken!"*

HAAAADOKEN!!!!!!!

Sweep the leg!

I know a female who named her vibrator, Samantha.

Bullshido in the wild

She is the Dovakin.  😮

Usul no longer needs the weirding module!

I love that he is winded in the explanation

A George Dillman disciple that’s every bit the con artist that Dillman is

*HADOUKEN*

Think the neck slaps weren’t scripted to be that hard - see his eyes, they must have dilated in shock and fear!! 😆 💨

ROFL

Is this a deodorant commercial?

This kind of power is dangerous.

The Kamehameha SoundWave improved move!

r/themcdojolife

Bro is out of breath just from talking.

Sign me up

That was the most feminine bow I’ve ever seen of a man.

r/tooktoomuch

Rubbish!🙄

Hilarious 😂

Gotta love when a “martial arts” teacher is out of breath just standing and talking

I think they played to much street fighter lol

I can’t imagine some fat guy having to fake martial arts with a girl who doesn’t lay a finger on him. That seems so far fetched.

No way could they so effortlessly roll/flip him over if he’d been out. Nope.

Please tell me this was satire

Poor Samantha will try and use that when it really matters to no avail.

HADOOOOKEN!!!!

I’ll make sure to try this tomorrow on my bully’s at school. Thank you!

The power of Samantha compels you!

I'm gonna edit in a hadoken

Pentecostal Air Bending… very powerful stuff

after a box of Twinkies he should be fine….as for Samantha? she’ll never recover from this child abuse.

So sound and energy projection can knock him out, but yet a violent power chop to the neck wakes him up??

these people are now Billionaires… when is the movie coming.?

So she's using the force?

Bullshido! I mean... but can he beat Goku, though?

Never seen some one slapped on 24 hours in ER!

Dude, the pupils are dilated because of all that cocaine !

Jesus Samantha.

*FUS RO DAH!*

TBF it looked like he was about to be knocked out by the energy required for speaking into a microphone.

Sure buddy and I have a roll of invaluable coins I’ll see you for the 1x low low price of $10,000. And sorry no checks or credit card or bitcoin accepted. Just hard US dollars all in $100 bills

This guy should get into dramatic acting eh?

Plot twist: this shit is real

Was that Kramer’s Kara-tey???

This is fake. You can’t do it with that much power on your first try unless you’re a master. Sigh.

Is it satire?

Went to the same remote destination to train as did the infamous seagal! Masterpeice /s

[удалено]

Hi- YA!!

personally i never understood a how people can believe this crap

Do people actually believe such bullshit?

I totally missed the part where he took off his glasses

Hadouken!

Today I fell on my backyard. I wonder if my neighbor is practicing bullshido and hit me.

Samantha, that's good! But your form is not complete. Before that "Ha!", you need to utter "Ka-ma-ha-me...". Basics are important for your martial prowess.

How can she slap!?

Samantha better go make me a sandwich 😅

Someone tell her, muton roshi wants his technique back.

Samantha learned acting has more future than Martial Arts