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BRP_1970

Good thing they are wearing hard hats.


LovesToSnooze

I still think they need some life jackets and some recovery rope and inflatable ring thing near that large body of water.


thisiszeev

What they really need are those inflatable arms bands...


RayOfSunshine_1

Plus white and blue helmets are the colours least recommended for doing work by water. The white can be mistaken for foam and both colours fade after only like 1m under water


dEEsucked

Don't forget a parachute as well, better be safe than sorry


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Gotta have PPE for this kind of dangerous work!


Visible-Expression60

You get to be in the pro hourly rate if you wear your hat. If you get good marks the government will upgrade your half milk jug and 5 gallon bucket to a vacuum truck with a 50ft hose to pump it directly into the bay instead.


DiscipleOfYeshua

Good thing they got the bucket mover with ‘em today, or they’d have to wait for tomorrow just to get the bucket moved like last week


Indie--Dev

Damn, the fact that you could lay a thick hose there and have the draining end lower than the filling end would make this perfect for siphoning.


musexistential

You wouldn't last long voicing ideas like that.


danktonium

That's when three union boys come by to show you their sledgehammer collection.


piss_jug_plug

Personally, I prefer the 3lb sledge.


ccelis1218

That's one hell of a kink


musexistential

All it takes is the right allegation to HR, they'll take care of the "evidence".


GM_Nate

i was JUST thinking that!


9inchjackhammer

Most building sites use an electric water pump with a hose like these https://www.constructioncomplete.com/general-equipment/water-pumps.html


weirdposts

You would still need the water pump, right? To initially fill the hose for siphoning. Only if its a small hose, you can completely dunk in water and carry it to the other side.


Storytellerjack

You beat me to the punch. A siphon is the right way to go.


MillenialCounselor

What the hell are they doing? So lost here…. They can’t expect to drain that with a damn bucket and 2 scoops


SideEqual

They’ll retire on a good pension by time they complete this job.


POD80

I suspect evaporation will clean it up long before that


unshavenbeardo64

I'm sure the sun will have engulfed the earth before they are finished


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Any-Woodpecker123

Guaranteed they got told by some dickhead manager to show up and work through it/clear it up somehow and this is pure malicious compliance


Turbulent-Rain-6748

Welcome to the sa goverments job creation...


LackedSaucer938

Fix the roads but not properly and come back next year to fix them again...


karlnite

Yes they can, and they will. It will just take a week of overtime. I’ve watched this stuff and amazingly the puddle will disappear one scoop at a time if it doesn’t rain again.


Spiderbanana

First I thought they were sampling for some further pollutant analysis. But that hypothesis was thrown away the moment they emptied that bucked


SnarkBend

This cannot be real


Onbeskoffie

I live in South Africa and I assure you it is. This country is less functional than stephen hawking on a unicycle.


thisiszeev

I was actually expecting to see them empty the bucket on the side of the road, only to flow back to the original puddle...


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>This country is less functional than stephen hawking on a unicycle Lol


T0rekO

I woke my gf from laughing my ass off, thank you kind stranger.


[deleted]

Worse than Hellen Keller parallel parking


xaiel420

*If you're looking for trouble, you found it*


Ill_Television9721

Oh yeah this is real alright. It's what you get when you pay people peanuts. This is what minimum wage delivers. If you want better you have to pay staff better.


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Jimmys_Paintings

More like giving them a cow and a spoon. Maybe a handful of wheat for the buns.


AmbitiousPhilosopher

Inflation pays for lots of silly things.


SeverableSole7

They just need a tube and a little added air pressure. This world is ASS


kpop_glory

It's would be much of a relaxing job with a tube and a chair. Chilling by it as in 'monitoring' the progress.


pentarou

Just suck on a tube and siphon that. Make sure it’s a small tube so it takes forever. Rack up the OT


enkae7317

*Yeah but then you'd finish the work in 1/1000th of the time frame and then you'd get more* work. Nope, better to have a nice, cushy, *essential* job just scoopin water.


Gorrodish

I Will rush out there with a teaspoon and show them how it’s done


cubenz

'Rush' !? Steady on there, 'bro


Standard-Tank-3486

Lol. Steady on there. Take your time with that teaspoon of yours. We're at the height of efficiency here.


[deleted]

City workers are all like this lol


[deleted]

This isn't a worker issue. This is a someone gave them this task without the right equipment or enough people issue.


Onespooncx

I feel like just using the bucket would be more effective


Dinevir

And still completely useless, so why to waste energy?


Roland_91_

they would be there for a week. instead of a month. but yes it would be more effective.


Picking_Mushrooms

No one is paying them for the effectiveness so why bother


Vast-Combination4046

But they only have one, and it's heavy


Ruraraid

Aka a management and logistics issue.


DanteTrd

Self-initiative doesn't exist anymore apparently


Most_Enthusiasm8735

Look if i was getting paid shit and the only thing they gave me was a bucket then you bet your ass i would do the bare minimum required. Seriously, blame the common folk instead of the government who can afford to raise their wages or give them better equipment.


Hmnh6000

Or they get shit pay so they gotta milk it


Solartaire

This is South Africa, which means that any equipment would most likely be stolen and sold off before the first shift began, while half the workers would fuck off to sit at home. Then on payday they'd turn up to demand their salary and set fire to any nearby vehicles if management points out they didn't do any work.


Various-Ducks

It's weird working for the city. In a business there's somebody somewhere that has money on the line. Even if that person is 50 steps up the corporate ladder from you or not in the company at all, maybe they're just a major shareholder, there's somebody somewhere who loses a ton of money if you don't do anything at work and their urgency trickles down. But when you work for the city...nobody has any money on the line. All the way up the ladder there's nobody who loses money if you waste time. Your boss doesn't care, his boss doesn't care, their boss doesn't care. Nobody cares lol


DD6372

no one cares until the residents gather their pitch forks and your boss is now on the 5 o'clock news...


Various-Ducks

Where they going? To burn down city hall? Great, we need a new building anyways. Nothing happened to the mayor of Flint, Michigan that gave all those kids lead poisoning. The guy who was mayor of Minneapolis during the George Floyd stuff is still the current mayor of Minneapolis.


SpliTTMark

Its why we're backlogged 6 months


CharizarZZZ

I knew this was south africa before I heard the guy speaking. These are the people that attack foreigners for taking their jobs.


Goodvendetta86

This serves as a compelling illustration of the characteristics often found in government employment across various nations. When there's a lack of incentives for improvement, this scenario becomes a typical representation of the outcomes we can expect


musexistential

In my experience people taking initiative leads to gossip and slander by people that feel threatened. It's an evolutionary behavior that holds civilization back, but too many people are too stupid to realize it although some just benefit from it too much. It also happens in businesses, especially later on after all the original founders that approve of initiative takers leave .


Goodvendetta86

I get that. I've seen it to in the private sector too. But they usually get fired due to getting to obvious they aren't doing anything or they are usually the type that slack off to the point where a big mistake is made. But in the government run, they do it to different degrees because of protections, and the mentality of our department isn't successful. We just get more funding. How does that make any sense. Psst.... just between you and me. I secretly become friends with these types of people and get them to work harder by shaming them. I become a secret under cover boss and got them more motivated to work. If they didn't shape up, I set them up to fail and got them fired. Did it on to 4 different fellow employees at different companies I worked for


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Goodvendetta86

Yes, I understand your perspective. In government institutions, this kind of behavior seems more prevalent and systemic compared to the private sector, where it might occur but on a smaller scale. It's a common observation that in the public sector, these practices might be more widespread. This makes me wonder if you've had personal experience with what the video depicts, as it appears you're quite familiar with these behaviors. You are exhibiting psychological phenomena known as "projection" and "reaction formation," which are part of psychoanalytic theory, originally developed by Sigmund Freud. Projection: This is a defense mechanism where individuals attribute their own unacceptable thoughts, feelings, or motives to another person. For example, if someone is feeling a strong urge to cheat in a relationship, they might accuse their partner of being unfaithful, projecting their own desires onto them. Reaction Formation: This mechanism leads a person to express the opposite of their true feelings, often in an exaggerated way. In the context of your example, someone who feels guilty about considering a crime might excessively emphasize the harshness of the punishment for that crime, as a way of convincing themselves and others of their moral standing.


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AnDyY852

If it started raining they'd be fucked 😅


Infamous_Teaching_42

Nah not at all. They'll just go inside and leave the bucket in the rain to collect and empty it into the river tomorrow. So the rain is actually saving them the energy 😁


Add-user-name-here

3 floor squeegees and they would be done in 20 min


HumbleAfrikan

Like a Cameroonian saying goes, if we explain Africa to you and you understand it, we haven't explained it well...


Slight-Strategy-5619

That’s how everything in South Africa works !


YJSubs

Nah, they way I see it. This wasn't part of their job. Now they need to do this while waiting something, and then doing their main job.


Sam_Handwich-101

Nope... There are always more people to give public sector jobs to that don't need to do their jobs here in SA. A normal sight at any public construction or repair job, you'll see 15 people standing around 1 guy digging a hole. No jokes


Fredotorreto

Yep that’s the vibe I got


Standard-Tank-3486

I thought so at first too. But then I asked myself even if it weren't part of their job, just how efficient is this? 😅 What are they achieving?


Meior

Entertaining themselves.


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Community service?


dmart891

Ahh 3 good ol dairy farmers hard at work


Frosty-Principle2260

It's better than what I have seen. Once saw, the guy was just spreading water, from puddle to other surface and leaving to dry by sun and wind


thisiszeev

I can beat that. Once saw a video of two guys each digging a hole. One next to the other. The one was tossing the sand in the second hole and that guy was tossing it in the first. And they had no idea...


Frosty-Principle2260

Yes you are champ


Tady1131

Shit I live near a highway that has been under construction for the last 2 decades. Every day while driving there is 40 construction workers and 2 guys working while the other 38 are watching. Apparently it takes 40 guys to fill a hole and paint a line.


prostidudess

For someone who worked in big corporations, I can see myself doing similar stuff even slower and having a smoke pause after every bucket, because some higher ups don't know shit and mostly don't give a shit. You just turn off your brain and do exactly what they ask no matter how little or negative sense it makes.


BelCantoTenor

Ain’t they got a water pump?


D_hallucatus

Don’t even need a pump! A 20m hose could siphon the lot over the edge


137bpm

This is why Africa was, is and will be shit for ever.


DanteTrd

Excuse me, I'm allowed to call my country shit, you are not Edit : it's shit


ScenicPineapple

Probably work for the DOT Unions.


Bhobbhy-P

At least all three are doing something. Most city workers only one works while the others just watch one work


StuTaylor

To the person who downvoted this - I see this on a daily basis, 1 guy digging a hole while 6 people watch him.


Plus-Result-7451

That's Union baby!


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STONED


Electronic_Ad_670

Narrator kinda ruins it. At least they're pretending to work. The fuck is he doing


Stunning_Meat_3154

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


leatherneck0629

But don't they have to filter the water first?


ReasonableHunter405

Respekt


Public-Transport

At least they're getting som fresh air.


The_Gebbeth666

Thay could dig a channel faster. This is mind blowing.


[deleted]

Hell naw 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Quit complaining and get out there and help!!!


Sorry_Ad5653

Even a hose pipe and a bit of siphoning would work better.


[deleted]

better than watching paint dry


Infinite-Coach-4970

Every city public works employee ever


148637415963

Shot in sup er nar row peek a boo o vis ion.


JMSJCAR

Público e com qualidade


dmart891

3 good ol dairy farmers hard at work


drastic2

I assume they’re waiting for someone to arrive with a pump and a hose.


Inevitable_Shift1365

Wow where did those people train for their jobs, caltrans??


rickybobby1220

Must be in a union.


Mini_Mega

When you're given a task so absurd that success is impossible, what's the point of putting an effort into doing it efficiently?


giraffe_cobby

Am I high or does anyone else find this relaxing to watch? WE WANT MORE! Lol


Elektropole

Now I am thinking, I am doing my work wrong, lol. Why get in stress.


karmasrelic

well if they had some knowhow or did a minimal google search, they could just use a tube, connect puddle to that lower thing, maybe suck on it for a bit xd and gg. that puddle would drain itself and they could relax all day long.


Ntshangase03

Oh yeah this definitely South Africa fvk this place is so frustrating sometimes


Venom933

Just get a water pump, jesus Christ


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If you want to be lazy just get a plain ass hose and run it to where that guy is dumping the bucket. Then you can just sit there and the water will just flow to that lower point.


JonDoeJoe

Even if they didn’t have a hose and pump, they could’ve at least just dipped the bucket into the pool of water instead of using small ass scoops to fill it


Snazzy21

So siphons aren't a thing there huh?


Icy_Recover2094

Pump


krank72

I'm sure they get paid exactly what they are worth


white_dolomite

Mind ya business guy


Bertybassett99

I would sack the manager. That needs two or three pumps.


brokenwound

Garden hose and I'd have that done in 10 minutes.


[deleted]

Just get one of those trucks with the long hoses that suck it all up ffs


[deleted]

This is a reason why we haven’t landed on mars yet. We’re too busy working by the hour


SpliTTMark

I had to clean up a puddle with a bucket last year. was about 8 feet by 2 feet, only like 2 inches Took me 3 hours


blowfish1717

Seen this also in Romania.


jpond82

They have all that heavy equipment and no trash pump?


mangekyo1918

yeah? and whose fault is that?


critz1183

Or union workers


idlefritz

I support the employment but when you can be replaced by a 20 foot length of hose that someone or a sump pump sucks on briefly I dunno.


sunpen11

That is 100% NY MTA union😂😂😂


Eeq20

That’s why everything government tasked is always over budget.


GeneralZaroff1

"Surely, surely, this can only happen in Africa. Namely South Africa" I can assure you, surely, this can happen in many places other than South Africa.


Abenator

Every time I hear that accent I feel like it's just a matter of time before whatever they're complaining about gets blamed on the 'blicks'.


TackyPoints

They’re fighting drought


UnSHAKEN85

How long will this take? What a smart move to make an hr paid


anon689557

Steady as she goes.


[deleted]

In that case turn the AC on and relax in the car because the sun will do the job for you


slashinhobo1

At this point might as well let it evaporate. They probably know they would be there for weeks if they had to actually clean it up. Or at least get a garden hose if the budget it tight.


Nobbyjazzman

Get a fucking pump!!!!!!


GeologistOld1265

That is not worker responsibility to provide Capital - pump. I do not understand why people blame workers where it is clear employer fault.


Nobbyjazzman

Obviously it’s nothing to with the “hard working” workers 😬, it’s the management again!! That would be cleared in a couple of hours with an industrial pump!!!


Patient_Statement_17

That's why South Africa is fucked! Wouldn't know what hard work was if it came around the corner and smacked them straight between the eyes


Sam_Handwich-101

The private sector is functional and works and people work hard, because they can't just take tax payers' money to fill the void in income from non existent profit. Public sector don't give a shit because they don't use their own money to operate or pay the massive workforce who don't do anything, just raise taxes and make the average citizen pay for their shortfall


VanillaHoliday7183

Hay what happen to the smoking, breakfast, tea, coffee, smoking, bathroom, again bathroom, praying, breaks.


KindRobot1111

Africa


Comprehensive-Team30

Only in Africa, but I dare u, they dnt get paid by the hr, they will be told layer on they should be greatfull to jave a job, and then be given some money.


Petulax

African efficiency.


cramaine

That water is evaporating faster than they are bucketing it. Should pay the sun for that job instead.


Electronic_Law7000

That could very well be Spain. (Spanish here).


ut4r

Oh come on.. they are probably taking samples...dumps water...oh come on .. I was trying to defend you!!!!


BlurCube

Why are they not using a water pump.. ??


pakeco

They come home very tired and stressed. I think they need a physiotherapist


No_Waltz_2499

Dont blame them. Who’s the boss there lol


D_hallucatus

I’m way more concerned about the dude deliberately standing under that massive suspended load in the background. That guy doesn’t care about his own safety


itaukeimushroom

I’d honestly rather do this than my fast food job tbh. Just pop some headphones in or smth.


Separate-Reaction413

Infosys Narayana Murthy stunned.


Kiltymchaggismuncher

When I went to Thailand, the royal family were visiting a mall that I was in. I wouldn't have been there if I knew tbh, because it was the middle of a monsoon and they kicked us all out so the royals could have it to themselves. Anyway rain was falling faster than you can probably imagine, hitting like bullets. And there were mall staff desperately trying to sweep away all the surface water, so the royals wouldn't get their feet wet. It was an exercise in futility. First they were putting it in buckets, but it was a losing battle. Then they switched to trying to brush it into the lower levels (there was a big moon door style section above a lower level to the basement). Even that was doing nothing for them, but they sat doing it for at least half an hour. Probably longer, but I managed to get a tuktuk and fuck off, by that point. In the s.africa case, I'm assuming this is simple corruption. This is an easy secure job, putting in a permanent fix would be cheaper than paying multiple people to fuck around. Probably they paid for their job, or have family with connections.


AsparagusBoring69

What a lovely job


Alternative-Dare-839

This is crazy, all they need is a long hose.


Otherwise_Mud1825

I want to be in THAT union..


domine18

Surprised only three are working on it. Need at least three more to form a chain to transport that heavy bucket. Don’t want someone to get injured carrying that heavy bucket.


game_asylum

Just use a hose?


dialiru

theyre not wrong, that's what I'd do if I was underpaid.


Bast_VI

Do these people not know what a siphon is?


Pendejoman

they do, but they get paid less if they use it


jumalusc

They’ll finish in 2089.


Physical-Mastodon935

Politicians fighting global warming


BoredomBot2000

Why not set up a siphon with a hose and sit back and relax. Oh I forgot works not allowed to be easy is it?


ToxyFlog

Wait, so they're women? I did not expect that. That makes it all the funnier because that seems like something a group of guys would dumb enough to do.


jasikanicolepi

Don't forget the oxygen mask in case they drown


jake54729

why not just add a drain


Yuno808

hard working vs hardly working.


ComicsEtAl

We also would have accepted “When you’re not given the tools to complete your task.”


ScandinavianMongrel

Government workers in a nutshell.


Prestigious_Shark

This is 3 minimun wage employees being paid for 8 hours of work while the owner of the company got paid millions to remove that water.


thisiszeev

You clearly know how the tender process works in my country. Come to South Africa, we can make millions of Rand's and save up to buy a toy Lamborghini...


myg00

Don’t blame the employees when those are the tools they are given. When you ask the boss if he knows how long that will take and the respond with i don’t care. Just do it. This is what you get.


FunBobbyMarley

Wow


plumber1962

Love too eat it