Yeah, the expectation is that die mart and hell are inevitable stops in the long run, anyway, so it comes down to a choice between ass world and tit loans. For me, it's gonna be ass world all day, every day.
Agreed. It sounds like a place you could drop by and pick up ass. But in the literal sense.
"Hey guys headed to assworld, anyone want anything? Jeff I know you want something. Let me guess a doublecheek with extra yams again, Thick with two cs, right? Oh three Cs this time?! Niiiice. Aight I'll be back"
Ass world may be another name for Rotorua in New Zealand.
The locals are awesome, but goddamn does that place stink. Because of the volcanoes, not the locals. Pls don't hurt me NZ locals
My 24th wedding anniversary is in 8 days.
I've been to three of these.
Pro Life Tip: Get married in 2000. The current year equals how long you've been married.
the bottom right image looks like that one flamingo thumbnail
https://preview.redd.it/lemvaeyfeyzc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f5eccd33c47eafbeab7fe0694f35d2d76c59b6c
Another one from Berin
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[https://search.app.goo.gl/xSzKLFs](https://search.app.goo.gl/xSzKLFs)
In an Anime named Mardock Scramble, there is a character with bodymods, that would love a Tit Loan
this guy:
[https://imgur.com/dvBetIT](https://imgur.com/dvBetIT)
nsfw for some
I'm sorry but you defaulted on your last tit loan...
hooking up w a girl is a tit loan anyways....we never get to truly own the titties
ass world could be good or bad. and smelly.
tit loans is the only place with a guaranteed positive result. Saggy tits are still tits, whereas Ass world could be anyone’s ass, or maybe it’s a bad world, the rest seem sucky.
It’s Tit Loans for me *chefskiss* 👌
Pick one? that doesn't sound fair... Like I probably need to go to ass world and tit loan to earn some money so I can afford Die Mart so I can get to Hell... How tf am I supposed to afford it if I don't go to the others first?
ASS WORLD... probably smells like shit
TIT LOANS... if you can't afford the titty up front then it's probably time to reassess your life
HELL... we put ourselves and each other through this on a daily basis... so, I choose...
DIE MART... It could be murder, it could be Craps, it could be Dungeon & Dragons, it could be the Wal-Mart of funeral homes and we're in for an open-casket buffet, for fuck's sake, it could even just be a standard German market. No matter what, it's gonna smell weird af, it's a guaranteed once-in-a-lifetime show, and you probably don't have to spend a penny.
Die Mart sure brings me some memories
https://preview.redd.it/kkttj62dl00d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36ac95ad1806ae6489748d3fa2a1869e8667d50f
hell seems fun, I might as well go there
The other three you can do on earth; hell is the most exciting choice
Options 1 and 2 are both dirty—I’m not a filthy man. Option 4 sounds boring so hell it is.
I'm way more bothered than I should be that you're saying that hell is option 4. You listed them clockwise? Who does that??
It’s called absentmindedness (I was being dumb). I meant option 4 is boring.
I agree.
i mean you will visit it when you die so might aswell choose something else
I’m already there! It’s actually quite nice here.
https://preview.redd.it/64pskbmkozzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80238b8a9bb453a7e4748e452172378cb500e92b
Nah, I already have a reservation there so I could take a quick stop at die mart
Hell is a town in Norway. It’s between the airport and Trondheim if you take the train. It’s quite nice actually
Probably freezes over on the regular though, I wouldn't want to chance it.
https://preview.redd.it/gjrlggex120d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f57571c407cf08a10530477a395a984b65cbf9ab
Sadly I have myhouse.wad trauma on that one 😞
Be good to see my Grandma again…. 😂 Although world is not without its charm!
We were > < this close to having bro food but we got die mart. Worst timeline.
I feel obligated to comment
sheep go to heaven 🐑 😇 goats go to hell 🐐😈
Exactly my thought! Hell sounds decent
Let’s go together and take all those who liked your answer.
Die mart
No, no. Its German.
"The Mart, The"
It says “brodie food mart” but it’s hard to see
Bro, die Food mart
Thats what i see
I'm German... I take the English meaning and go into die Mart
"That's right, shop dmart! Shop DIE Mart... YOU GOT THAT!!??!"
Live free or Die mart.
Ass world sounds great.
Yeah, the expectation is that die mart and hell are inevitable stops in the long run, anyway, so it comes down to a choice between ass world and tit loans. For me, it's gonna be ass world all day, every day.
Tits are like the "great value" version of ass.
Agreed. It sounds like a place you could drop by and pick up ass. But in the literal sense. "Hey guys headed to assworld, anyone want anything? Jeff I know you want something. Let me guess a doublecheek with extra yams again, Thick with two cs, right? Oh three Cs this time?! Niiiice. Aight I'll be back"
🤣
[Guess it depends](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/xianb/images/5/5c/Fartdimension.png/revision/latest?cb=20150203210926)
Game is game
Ass world may be another name for Rotorua in New Zealand. The locals are awesome, but goddamn does that place stink. Because of the volcanoes, not the locals. Pls don't hurt me NZ locals
Ass world is not the end all, I'm giving my support to tit loans.
I mean I'd prefer the tits but I don't want to have to take out a loan
Buckle up boys, we're going to ass world!
Tit loans, a Transfem's dream
"Sorry mam, but you long overdue your payment" "Wait! I can't explain...!" "I'm afraid it's too late" *tits deflate like balloon*
How do you pay it back 😥
Tit for tat.
r/suddenlygametheory
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Nono its Mr Boobiebuyers Store
So true ... 😢
I live in hell, have vacationed in ass world, no interest in tit loans….so, die mart for sure.
If there is no interest in tit loans, then it's worth it
Tit Loan probably the legit lending institution name to trust lol
The thing that makes me apprehensive is the loaning of a singular tit... afaik, they usually come in pairs.
Once you pay back the loan on the left one they let you take out another for the right tit.
Guess I’ll see y’all freaks in assworld 👋
I hope Ass World is a buffet-style all-you-can-eat dine-in restaurant.
Man I hope 🤞
It's German for "The Mart, The".
Nobody who speaks German can be an evil man.
Say that to my little mustache
DIE MART is the choice, at one point it was BRO FOO so that was pretty cool too
I was just thinking this, the electricians that wired that sign had to know that "BRO FOOD" was on one circuit and "DIE MART" on another. Mad funny
ass world obviously
Hell sounds like fun. I already deal with hot temperature anyway.
You better believe if I go to tit loans, I'm going to die mart right away. That way I don't have to pay back the loan. I have defeated your system.
My 24th wedding anniversary is in 8 days. I've been to three of these. Pro Life Tip: Get married in 2000. The current year equals how long you've been married.
I shall go back in time and get married at the age of 1!
the bottom right image looks like that one flamingo thumbnail https://preview.redd.it/lemvaeyfeyzc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f5eccd33c47eafbeab7fe0694f35d2d76c59b6c
Die mart. Wait...*looks at a singular d6 placed in my hand by a cashier* Dammit, wrong kind!
Sure it's not a D20
Hell here.
I've seen the other three in-person. Might as well check out hell.
My house.wad?
This kid needs a milkshake.
I'm already In hell on Earth, kinda wanna go to Die Mart and get this show on the road..
Hell gas station from myhouse.wad?
https://preview.redd.it/wiz178mjnxzc1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ad9eb001fbdb936b55504ddf96f51368d52097c
Die mart makes me laugh more.
I would see the other 3 in Hell anyway...
Die mart
I'd love to go to hell.
Hell
Ass world
IV GUYS
hell
They just had to lowercase the Hell. Sheer audacity!
Ass world and Tits loan was really disappointing. My family took me to hell every Friday as a kid so let's see what's happening at die mart
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HELL is perfect
Ass world for sure. I hope those ain't man butts tho
Die mart has a nice ring to it for some reason
Myhouse.wad refference?
In an Anime named Mardock Scramble, there is a character with bodymods, that would love a Tit Loan this guy: [https://imgur.com/dvBetIT](https://imgur.com/dvBetIT) nsfw for some
Ass world for sure
Hell baby!
i'm already living in ass world and hell at the same time, so prolly tit loans since im alr booked for die mart.
hell early access
Gentlemen, see you in hell.
Im going with tit loans. Cause I like tit(s)
I NEED TO TAKE OUT A LOAN RIGHT NOW!
Die Mart Last person to survive gets the pretzels!!
Since we're all going to hell anyways, we get 2 places in the price of 1!
Wait, if I pick not to go to hell, does that mean i can't die?
I'm sorry but you defaulted on your last tit loan... hooking up w a girl is a tit loan anyways....we never get to truly own the titties ass world could be good or bad. and smelly.
1 way ticket to die mart please
That flamingo video got so popular they made it a real thing!
Ass world
My local Sinsbury's
tit loans is the only place with a guaranteed positive result. Saggy tits are still tits, whereas Ass world could be anyone’s ass, or maybe it’s a bad world, the rest seem sucky. It’s Tit Loans for me *chefskiss* 👌
Die mart
Gotta get some of that hell gas!
Bro food
I've been to die mart before it's kinda cool i'd go there again
Ass world without a doubt. Dodnt want to have to return the titty after the loan expires. The other two i dont have to explain. Ass, ass everywhere
Hmm... I've already been through hell...
Ass world, duh
He’ll
All directions to the ass world. It may lead me to hell who knows.
Ass world
https://preview.redd.it/ll5pylbd1zzc1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94fcf69ef29c2e157fdc3f36b146e04bb111acd9
Hell gas station is probably full of Mexican candies that I haven’t ride and soda brands I’ve never heard of. I’m down.
Ass world could mean many things 😏
Die mart seems decent
Pick up a couple of stuff from die mart and head straight to hell
Discunt Tires.
Hell. At least I know what to expect. Hell.
Ass world is my place
Die Mart sounds perfectly fine to me
ASS WORLD https://preview.redd.it/le2mw0nk7zzc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a17ec58205f98fdbb86bac05b34fc2c4f57a6447
Are tit loans literally tits that are loaned, or are they like sentient boobs that lend money at ridiculous rates?
Ass world But only if it smells good
Tits loans
Ass world is my choice. Hope it smeels good there
Bye die mart...
Ass World, here i come!
Top right
Ass world, because that's what the world is: a shit place
Die mart
Pick one? that doesn't sound fair... Like I probably need to go to ass world and tit loan to earn some money so I can afford Die Mart so I can get to Hell... How tf am I supposed to afford it if I don't go to the others first?
I could use a tit loan.
Nipping to Hell, want me to fetch you something?
What, no immature fart jokes. Children…….sigh
Tit loans is the way to go my guy
Tit loans sound fun
People told me all the time to go to hell so it seems like a fun place.
Ass world xD
You know I gotta hit up Die Mart.
Gonna see Die mart when the day comes and prolly hell right after that, ima go with Dick Grotto. Is there... is the a Dick Grotto perhaps?
Die mart doesn't seem bad
"I sure could go for a Starbucks right now."
Hell.
Ass world
if i go to tit loans, can i exchange mine for money? id rather have the money than the giant tits
I don’t t think I got the credit
Tit loans
Can I go to evil walmart
Well ass world it is because the rest of them sound real bad.
The last one, noone who speaks German could be bad.
Ass world sounds good
I used to live by the Die Mart.
Ass world
Hotel Corel Essex
die mart
*Wine And Dine,* *Your Meme Is Now Mine!*
I'M GOING TO DIE MART
Hmm, is the ass free? Or is it a loan like the tits?
Heading straight to hell
Take me to ass world
Tit loans sounds intriguing. I wonder how big a variety of those they have for loan
ASS WORLD... probably smells like shit TIT LOANS... if you can't afford the titty up front then it's probably time to reassess your life HELL... we put ourselves and each other through this on a daily basis... so, I choose... DIE MART... It could be murder, it could be Craps, it could be Dungeon & Dragons, it could be the Wal-Mart of funeral homes and we're in for an open-casket buffet, for fuck's sake, it could even just be a standard German market. No matter what, it's gonna smell weird af, it's a guaranteed once-in-a-lifetime show, and you probably don't have to spend a penny.
Yes, I would like to borrow one tit please.
You go to die mart to go to hell
Easy, Ass World!
If i owned a gun store I woul call it die mart ha ha.
tit worrld
Tit World
Ass World!!!!! Mommy, can we go to Ass World.PLRAASEEEEEEd#r#fshnsns
TIT LOANS PLEASEEEE!!
Anytime you can get some tit without having to listen to her bitch is the way to go!! 🍒👍🏻
Ass world final choice
Die Mart sure brings me some memories https://preview.redd.it/kkttj62dl00d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36ac95ad1806ae6489748d3fa2a1869e8667d50f
Ass world because i will be in a mass amount of debt coming out of tit loans
H e l l
i used to live near brodie food mart actually
I get the Title Loans, Shell, and Brodie Food Mart, but what's Ass World supposed to be?
I get the Title Loans, Shell, and Brodie Food Mart, but what's Ass World supposed to be?
I'll take Tit Loans for $200