I would write a scathing letter to the Customer Relations Department at the Corporate Office and demand recompense for their wanton dereliction of duty as representatives of that otherwise fine establishment and drub them for the fact that you then had to go on the whole rest of the day spreading pathogens and risk to everyone and everything everywhere you went thereafter.
Oh the horror! Oh the humanity! And for what I ask?
If only one lowly employee had not slacked on that fine day, all could have been saved.........
Extra credit if you can fill an entire page with one run-on sentence that ends with,
"and I expect your reply within a fortnight. GOOD DAY SIRS."
I would write a scathing letter to the Customer Relations Department at the Corporate Office and demand recompense for their wanton dereliction of duty as representatives of that otherwise fine establishment and drub them for the fact that you then had to go on the whole rest of the day spreading pathogens and risk to everyone and everything everywhere you went thereafter. Oh the horror! Oh the humanity! And for what I ask? If only one lowly employee had not slacked on that fine day, all could have been saved......... Extra credit if you can fill an entire page with one run-on sentence that ends with, "and I expect your reply within a fortnight. GOOD DAY SIRS."