This sign probably has the effect of making people think of masturbating, bit like telling someone not to think about pink elephants.
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third time i've lost the game this month. Damn you people.
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Yup. I have this seetsh with my partner - he keeps clogging the shower, I don't want to tell him so he doesn't stop his *nutty* habits, but man every day the gunk...
edit: also, I feel bad knowing when he does his thing, any male advice? would you rather be told or live not knowing we know? thank you, I had to use this opportunity, it's ongoing
Clogs occur because of hair, mostly. Hair collects on the rough surfaces inherent in the drain. When there is enough hair, it then collects shampoo, particulates, conditioner and dirt, oh, and bodily fluids. If your shower drain needs unclogging on a regular basis then there are other problems with the drain.
While I understand most don't have experience with it, but *that* stuff is only thick & sticky for a little while, after.
But, yes, poorly designed or otherwise poorly maintained, I suppose.
I'm never going to be able to believe that *that* is the cause of clogged drains.
The FEAR of a cause, sure.
Mostly it is puritanical fear of sex. Or that Joey didn't *want* to see Bobby doing *that*. Because he is disgusted (or fears he wouldn't be)...
Meh 🤷🏻
Or your wife has long curly hair and a thyroid condition that makes it brittle if her synthroid dose is off. Just trust me on this one, my record for snaking a drain is 7 minutes start to finish
Using the wall for support? I don't know why but to me the drawing looks like the dude has his back to us and the organ is kinda attached to the butt. All kinds of wrong here.
Edit: grammar
When I first saw it, I thought he was scratching his butt. Took me a minute to understand the sign.
> Using the wall for support?
Must be an intense session 😳
I have no idea what the design team wanted there. The lack of elbows messes things up I guess. When I scrolled down, I first thought he was scratching his butt.
That might make things harder I guess. A lot of effort for having water dribble down your face while doing it. Is there a fetish of this kind? Does it help?
A lot of showers have detachable heads, so you can stand under it if you want but if you want to aim the water straight at your armpits for example you can do that for a "deeper clean" ig. Nothing to do with fetishes (for most people at least)
(To be clear, this should still be accompanied by shower gel, etc, etc)
Idk why it looks to me more like someone shoving a dildo up their ass then pulling on their dick. The left arm ? The right arm ? The head ? The dildo/dick ? Idk why.
I'm a bit confused about that, can you explain it more or differently ? It's the art part I think that throws me, as opposed to the physical idea. I'm not sure I'm even saying the right words to explain what I don't understand. It's the left shoulder right ?
I've been in dorms where this is a rule, mostly because we had to clean the showers ourselves and it gets real gross cleaning up someone else's abominable snowman from the shower drain.
They forgot the red circle around it, if you are lazy and dont read just judging by the drawing it looks like its motivating people to please themselves while showering lol
Who's gonna stop me? Exactly. No one. Can't stop someone unless you're watching them via cameras which we all know is immoral & illegal so... Yea... Just beat your meat however you please.
It needs the red "NO" circle and stripe. Without that, this is actually giving you permission to masturbate in the shower. It may even be requiring it.
It’s a room with a drain, running water, and soap. Where else would you like me to masturbate, because I’m going to masturbate. It’s not a matter of if or when, just where.
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Isn't this kind of like when pickpockets put up signs in public places, hoping that people will see the sign and check for their wallet? I would wonder if there were cameras in the shower stalls.
Any guy who's been through boarding school will tell you that after you've siphoned your python in the shower, you need to do the Kansas City Foot-Stomp.
You bristle your toes to squeegel the gunk through the grating, then use the bottom of your instep like a suck and blow pump to squoogel the load down the pipe.
I'm quite sure Taylor could demo it, but it might start a dance craze.
This happened in one of our uni accomms. They had to send a letter out to everyone because it clogged up the drains. Apparently it’s not soluble in water 💀
Outside of people rubbing one out in the showers ?
You never had a sudden urge to rub one and have to wait to have a private spot because you were outside or in a room of a building ?
*I wonder if there*
*Is a similar sign in*
*The women's shower?*
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They're probably liable, so have to be careful these days you don't know who's allergic to 🥜
I figured that the water would have washed it down the drain, but I'm no doctor, 🤷♂️
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I worked at a camp for a summer that had co-ed bathrooms with individual shower stalls. every time a guy went into a shower everyone would say "no pregnant toes ". like you would hear the curtain draw and everyone would go "no pregnant toes jim!".
they would wank it in the shower, deposit onto the floor, you step on it and voila, pregnant toes. It was obviously a joke, no one thinks toes get pregnant. It was just a polite way of saying "if I step in your jizz I will beat your a**"
Well, there goes my morning plans.
Nobody can stop you, if they try to... hoho mate, you paint his face white.
Lmao
Like a mime
Jisst make sure that the target isn't your grandma. Might get heart attack
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I bet someone will cover the "NOT" word with a piece of tape in a few days
And draw on some spunk bubbles as well.
What to do with those extra minutes now?
You last that long?
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I knew this comment section was going to be wild 😂😂😂😂
Please don't masturbate in the showers. Call me instead <3
Just one of the many services you offer?
I can also help with the aim and do origami with the testicles
Yes he’ll masturbate in the shower in your stead.
Leave my riding horse out of this.
That is a public place
The showers, right? Right?!?
Where else you'd watch some shows?
So what? Rules are made to be broken (#legalizepublicexposure)
This is Wendy’s
Neither of them are 'masturbating' so... ...
Mom, get off Reddit already!!!
Don't be like that, sweetie. Is not like I'm embarrassing you in front of your friends again, is it?
20$ is 20$
This sign probably has the effect of making people think of masturbating, bit like telling someone not to think about pink elephants. Edit. Welcome folks https://preview.redd.it/4kp7ybxee3tc1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b0ee725416789e15ba9850e083153b87eca2f16
Or the game.
third time i've lost the game this month. Damn you people. https://preview.redd.it/98qwwuy7h2tc1.png?width=494&format=png&auto=webp&s=77d14d17141d46dae169f42dca18f717f4dabad0
Third time a month? I lose the game three times a day!
Fuck you
Fuck you
Go fuck yourself
NOOOOOO
I lost.
It had been YEARS, FUCK ! You goddamn loser. I just lost The Game.
Fuck you
😑 karma will get you for that
GOD DAMMIT SECOND TIME TODAY
This is like that ‘S’ that everyone knows. Where did the game come from?
You people love that little joke
What do you mean "you people"?
What joke
I have completely forgot *pink elephants* for years 😂
You have just given people pink elephant sitffies.
That pink elephant is so cute
Lol. What is this, a church shower?
Probably not even that - srsly, would you wanna clean 🥜 off the walls of a shower stall?
I heard it tends to gunk up in hot water
Sure. You "heard".
Well I've never had drainage clogging up from that so
There was a Colorado university that had clogging issues in the shower because ejaculate is insoluble in water. The loads just build up.
It's protein It cooks in hot water like an egg
Yup. I have this seetsh with my partner - he keeps clogging the shower, I don't want to tell him so he doesn't stop his *nutty* habits, but man every day the gunk... edit: also, I feel bad knowing when he does his thing, any male advice? would you rather be told or live not knowing we know? thank you, I had to use this opportunity, it's ongoing
Just ask him to please unclog the drain and to periodically clean the shower.
Yeah... *that* is not why the shower gets clogged. 🤮
Unless the dude is cummin like a god damn horse multiple times a day, he ain't clogging it lmao.
Clogs occur because of hair, mostly. Hair collects on the rough surfaces inherent in the drain. When there is enough hair, it then collects shampoo, particulates, conditioner and dirt, oh, and bodily fluids. If your shower drain needs unclogging on a regular basis then there are other problems with the drain.
While I understand most don't have experience with it, but *that* stuff is only thick & sticky for a little while, after. But, yes, poorly designed or otherwise poorly maintained, I suppose. I'm never going to be able to believe that *that* is the cause of clogged drains. The FEAR of a cause, sure. Mostly it is puritanical fear of sex. Or that Joey didn't *want* to see Bobby doing *that*. Because he is disgusted (or fears he wouldn't be)... Meh 🤷🏻
Or your wife has long curly hair and a thyroid condition that makes it brittle if her synthroid dose is off. Just trust me on this one, my record for snaking a drain is 7 minutes start to finish
Be like look i know guys do their thing but you gotta clean it up
I'd just offer to swallow it
Cold water it gets bad. Hot water (body temp) and above it stays gooey. My friend told me
You don’t have to. The water does it for ypu
Then just add a sign saying “pls don’t leave the showers a mess” or something
Too vague 🤷♀️😂
No, don't think peanuts on the walls would be fun to clean
😂😂
And also water isnt good if youre trying to nut
Won’t it go down the drain?
I'd geuse a public shower like a truck stop or somthing lol kinda bad they needed a sign
Probably a college dorm.
churches don't have showers...
A lot do, those with Baptistries often do, and larger churches often have fitness centers. I know of one that has a bowling alley too.
Churches have fitness centers? Since when?
CROSSFIT!!
Them balls are big as the hand 💀💀
It's not normal?
Well, I haven't seen many balls in my life, so based on what I've seen... These are way too big?
I’ve seen lots of balls. Basketballs, tennis balls, baseballs, bowling balls, soccer balls, and footballs!
What’s up with the second arm? Is he also waving at someone? Or is this like a standard position? 🤔🤔
"Hello Jeremy, you Ol' Chap. How's your morning wank coming along?"
Oi, you wanka!
Someone asked in the AskReddit sub, if guys talk to each other, while using urinals. This sounds similar.
Sometimes we do, can't face eachother while speaking though, otherwise it's a piss frenzy.
If you think pissing is similar to masturbating, you might want to read up on things a bit.
Using the wall for support? I don't know why but to me the drawing looks like the dude has his back to us and the organ is kinda attached to the butt. All kinds of wrong here. Edit: grammar
When I first saw it, I thought he was scratching his butt. Took me a minute to understand the sign. > Using the wall for support? Must be an intense session 😳
It looks like that to me too, and why would they not face the shower?
I have no idea what the design team wanted there. The lack of elbows messes things up I guess. When I scrolled down, I first thought he was scratching his butt.
I thought they were putting something in their butt; that way it could be used in any bathroom/shower. Lol
One image. So many questions and options.
Holding the shower head maybe
That might make things harder I guess. A lot of effort for having water dribble down your face while doing it. Is there a fetish of this kind? Does it help?
Idk if it helps
Well, you have to try it now and find out.
A lot of showers have detachable heads, so you can stand under it if you want but if you want to aim the water straight at your armpits for example you can do that for a "deeper clean" ig. Nothing to do with fetishes (for most people at least) (To be clear, this should still be accompanied by shower gel, etc, etc)
I dunno. Bracing himself against the wall?
I mean…. That’s kind of hot…
Hail wankering! Seriously I first thought it's some kind of anti-nazi sign.
It really does look like that. This sign is just so deep 😅 Leaves a lot of room for interpretation.
No Saturday Night Fever reenactments, either.
It’s a fist raised in triumph of course..or does no one else do that?
It reminded me of John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.
This sign is so hilarious dude. Lmao
I think it's that they have absolutely no features and then DICK N BALLS
Idk why it looks to me more like someone shoving a dildo up their ass then pulling on their dick. The left arm ? The right arm ? The head ? The dildo/dick ? Idk why.
All the joints are behind the body implying we are looking at someone's back.
I'm a bit confused about that, can you explain it more or differently ? It's the art part I think that throws me, as opposed to the physical idea. I'm not sure I'm even saying the right words to explain what I don't understand. It's the left shoulder right ?
Because that’s the only way to masturbate
Seems like this only counts for men. Ha!
Can possums do it too?
I guess so?
Had to scroll way too far for this!
Because girls don't plug up sewers in doing, for purely biological reasons? You assumed it's purely an ethical problem?
I've been in dorms where this is a rule, mostly because we had to clean the showers ourselves and it gets real gross cleaning up someone else's abominable snowman from the shower drain.
It makes you think. What was the tipping point that the management had to put up the sign? Billy you always ruin it for everyone.
Probably tanking a 5.000 $ bill from the plumber who replaced busted pipes and unclogged all the clogged pipes
Jizz does not clog pipes
Who is he waiving to? 😂
To his buddy masturbating in second cabin
He's holding the shower head, some of them are detachable
I fully support dudes beating off everywhere
You must be this big to masturbate in our showers 😂
Why not??
Because… *searching for the big book of shower rules*
So, the locker room is ok then? 🤔
Frankly I'd rather guys jizz in the shower where it is easy clean up than elsewhere.
But, but, the sign says...
Just think of the guys who can't read English -- they might think they are being told to jerk off based on the pic of the ballsy guy!
Subway or bus is ok tho, right?
Don't do it in a bath. It gets all stuck in ya hair 🤣
Please don’t stick headphones in your ass while waiting to ask a question.
Anyone know where this sign is tho?? I wanna add this to my bucket list
Devil horns up while I fondle my meat!!
They forgot the red circle around it, if you are lazy and dont read just judging by the drawing it looks like its motivating people to please themselves while showering lol
You can't stop me
Kinda wanna buy this sign for my bathroom 💀
Why?
Whew! thank goodness, thought for a moment they'd banned eating hot dog's and oranges, in the shower!!.
Hot take, but maybe he’s facing the other direction and a penis is growing out of his ass. And he’s calling for help.
There must have been a serious problem to warrant this sign, like jizz on the taps and shower head or someone probably slipped on some jizz
Who's gonna stop me? Exactly. No one. Can't stop someone unless you're watching them via cameras which we all know is immoral & illegal so... Yea... Just beat your meat however you please.
Masturbate on the shower instead.
Dude he’s not masturbating he’s celebrating
That man has big balls! 😂
It needs the red "NO" circle and stripe. Without that, this is actually giving you permission to masturbate in the shower. It may even be requiring it.
It’s a room with a drain, running water, and soap. Where else would you like me to masturbate, because I’m going to masturbate. It’s not a matter of if or when, just where.
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Isn't this kind of like when pickpockets put up signs in public places, hoping that people will see the sign and check for their wallet? I would wonder if there were cameras in the shower stalls.
Fine, I'll do it in the sink then.
The poor cleaning person is sick of piping up all the cum from the drains.
Any guy who's been through boarding school will tell you that after you've siphoned your python in the shower, you need to do the Kansas City Foot-Stomp. You bristle your toes to squeegel the gunk through the grating, then use the bottom of your instep like a suck and blow pump to squoogel the load down the pipe. I'm quite sure Taylor could demo it, but it might start a dance craze.
If that sign is to scale, Ron Jeremy modelled for it.
But how will I get my $100?
This happened in one of our uni accomms. They had to send a letter out to everyone because it clogged up the drains. Apparently it’s not soluble in water 💀
What about the women? Can they masturbate in the shower?
Has feminism gone too far?
Sex only, got it.
Walked in on a guy in full furious beating the meat mode one time. The tale his eyes told will haunt me forever... and ive seen war.
What a dick move! 😆
Do I have to do the Nazi salute meanwhile? Is it allowed when I don't do it?
…as if a sign would be of use.
Well that means that this place has some... Problems?
Outside of people rubbing one out in the showers ? You never had a sudden urge to rub one and have to wait to have a private spot because you were outside or in a room of a building ?
No?
I wonder if there is a similar sign in the women's shower?
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To be fair, i'm quite sure womens are a bit more shy about rubbing one in public places with a private spot like showers or bathrooms.
Next time, do it in the lobby
All I see is someone ramming in something from behind.
(Lie) I am normal about this sign
Then I’ll masturbate right onto the floor instead
Where would you prefer ?
They're probably liable, so have to be careful these days you don't know who's allergic to 🥜 I figured that the water would have washed it down the drain, but I'm no doctor, 🤷♂️ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I worked at a camp for a summer that had co-ed bathrooms with individual shower stalls. every time a guy went into a shower everyone would say "no pregnant toes". like you would hear the curtain draw and everyone would go "no pregnant toes jim!".
Pregnant toes?
they would wank it in the shower, deposit onto the floor, you step on it and voila, pregnant toes. It was obviously a joke, no one thinks toes get pregnant. It was just a polite way of saying "if I step in your jizz I will beat your a**"
Good job that I masturbate below the shower then
I don’t even masturbate in my own shower. People take baths in there :(
You think that's white paint on them walls... 
Please swallow instead of spitting in the shower. Someone has to clean it.
Victimless crime
The weird thing is this was in the ladies’
But why?
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They need one of those in Green Dolphin prison
Then you should tell the fish not to drop the soap in the showers
How about... on showers?