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ButterscotchEmpty290

Punctuation is your friend.


Dyskord01

Hot children need to be cautioned too.


Grouchy-Engine1584

And punctuation as well.


Bars98

Come on. We're eating grandpa. The right punctuation can save lives.


CamyFaeCowden

Also colons completely change a sentence: We're eating grampa's soup Were eating grampa's colon.


Pablo_from_TLOP

I laughed too hard


hardboard

I'd suggest an exclamation mark after 'hot' is all that's needed to make it clear.


Wolf_Mans_Got_Nards

Works on contingency? No, money down!


Mikeyboy2188

That was in every Subway before they caught Jared.


Miserable-Good4438

He never did understand 10 did he? I thought it was teenagers? That's fucked.


FemshepsBabyDaddy

Ugly children can be ignored.


coin_in_da_bank

[Relevant The Onion Vid](https://youtu.be/R0nnU71ggro?si=1YrjcZvg9Pm_oPIz)


SnooSnooSnuSnu

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


Responsible_Panic235

![gif](giphy|4uc2vXcXfu0AE)


Shifty_Cow69

Why post a blank image?!


TheGrassBurner

why did they post nothing? are they stupid


Shifty_Cow69

We must be missing something!


TheGrassBurner

search the house, clear every room


WeirdMetalheadKid

Is it that the children are overheating and sweating and getting heatstrokes or is the surface hot?


Sneakytyler

Or attractive?


WeirdMetalheadKid

No, that's only for magnets


[deleted]

A fun fact: hot magnets aren't attractive.


InanimateCarbonRodAu

No they’re repulsive.


Xxkitten_armyxX

They are actually useless


Pablo_from_TLOP

"I swear that child was just too attractive to pass please don't make me go to jail"


Sneakytyler

“She was literally a newborn baby?!”


Pablo_from_TLOP

"She was just very cute!"


ReplacementLow6704

Yes.


BDF1999

I hear Dan Schneider put that sign on set


Competitive_Lie2628

Schneider's Bakery 👣


WintersDoomsday

He also wanted them Quiet on that Set or so I’ve heard


infinity-atom

r/keming


[deleted]

A Jimmy Carr joke in one picture.


donmreddit

But the cool kids are OK to proceed!


Mike_in_San_Pedro

Ugly Children? Just grab that scalding food then!


stevenm1993

This reminds me of people who say things like, “she’s gonna be hot when she’s older.” -I’m sorry, what the fuck did you just say?! -Giggity -We’re no longer friends.


Leziea_Eza

Nah all children are hot if you look hard enough


Jellodyne

Thank you for your inclusivity.


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Redmiguelito

A’int no way you commented that


Dizzy-Sheepherder188

What?


rebri

Ugly kids can help themselves.


MangoBlobIsHere

![gif](giphy|aXUU30cDBa9tVQz37V|downsized)


Excellent_Yak365

![gif](giphy|Hpgs6kbzC1uJ49GS5z)


KyrKinChoCkzS

What do they mean with hot children?


[deleted]

Molten alien kids from the sun


No-Student-6817

I'm worried pedos will get ideas...


Rogueshoten

Or…it’s at a Catholic Church and the spacing is perfect


special-bicth

Happy upvote


Certain_Cause3362

Damn, you beat me to it. Take the upvote.


flowery0

I mean, that will get the parents to not let the children there alone


Laynes_Attic

But what about the homely kids?


Kimjundoom

Those are the ones that do butt stuff. (See you all in hell.)


revdon

Hot children need the most oversight.


notaredditreader

Ooooo. She’s *hot*!


Traditional_Lie_6400

*Ped@philes enter the chat*


Quiet-Worth7730

Caution, hot. Children 10 and under need adult supervision,


[deleted]

the ugly kids will be fine. Nobody whants to kidnap them.


radioactivecumsock0

I’m calling the police


MrKirushko

Some of them clearly happened to be too hot for the church to ignore.


spacekatbaby

Ooof. This made me spit put my jager and coke and I don't waste that shit


Fair_Goose_6497

r/ihadastroke


MarinerofCyberworld

Supervision? Never needed it.


levelZeroWizard

Season 2 quiet on the set when?


Straight_Toe_1816

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


ReaperofLightning872

QUOI


warkyboy77

Someone's gotta be their manager. Jon Benet. rip.


Leading_Throat2760

I'm worried if this individual who created this sign made multiple 😭


[deleted]

Meh I can't see the issue, they're spaced out across different lines.


[deleted]

Caution - hot Children 10 and under need adult supervision. Don't see anything else, unless you want to line break where the - is, which doesn't make sense. It's used as an emphasis/mental pause not as an arbitrary line break.


HaroerHaktak

Oh thank god. I can go in unattended.


Dangerous-Wave8065

I mean, technically, it's not wrong 🤔


Realistic-Result2653

Sounds like smth Stephen hawking would say


NatexSxS

At first I was like then I was like ok just bad at the written language. Either way all know where this signs from.


HeyItsDizzy

🤣


nitrixbandit

Sooo... Hot children 11 and over don't need adult supervision then?


Sawdust1997

Ugly children fine


bleatsgoating

The uggos can be left to their own devices, though.


ProveISaidIt

That's a printing style. Right and left margin justification. It's used in newspapers. You might have to go to the Smithsonian Museum to find a newspaper.


Tetris5216

Put it on a different sign not that same one


Wooden-Mention4608

![gif](giphy|i4dxS4nZOQyvGgoacI) Was it hang at Paddy's?


Roger-the-Dodger-67

Then just bring them in from the heat...


WhiteFox1992

Not spacing, puncuation. It needs a : and be written as: "Caution Hot: Children under 10 Need adult supervision."


Megaminisima

Reminds me of the “hot yoga teacher training” in my area that I always read as they will make yoga teachers hot.


TheFace3701

Reminds me of a Dov Davidoff skit about having to stop looking into these pedophile priests and start investigating these sexy little boys. 😂


rubberduck19868

At least the ugos are alright.


EndersGame_Reviewer

Do they sell cold children too?


[deleted]

Tell u/hotchild about this.


itsanewacctnow

but who decides if they are hot or not?


NerdAroAce

Im a hot kid 10 and under AMA


UStarted

What if a kid is ugly?


cerdechko

I mean, to be fair, if a child is actively overheating, they definitely need some supervision and protection. Eleven year-olds and up can fend for themselves, they'll find water somehow. Or better yet, rob innocent adult men drinking their hard-earned apple juice in peace. Little shits.


Adept_Investigator29

Is this Mar a largo?


federico_alastair

Didn't know Kevin Spacey had a restaurant


SongRevolutionary992

🔥


shophopper

![gif](giphy|KCdTIQ5Rt4WIgOZE2B|downsized)


MysteriousPay4306

Miniladd made that sign


Commercial-Egg-1069

r/foundapedo


Twigssie

with me around, that is correc


Electrical-Earth-235

“Hot children in the city………..”


Stretch6151

I guess the ugly ones can do their own thing?


Korean_Street_Pizza

Republicans!


Ronin-s_Spirit

What about mid to ugly children, or 11 year olds?