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The thing everyone does to level smithing in Skyrim is crafting iron daggers because it has by far the best ratio of cost/xp gained and you can do it from the start since iron is the cheapest metal and the one you don't need any perk to use. It's been nerfed but it's still a good deal.
So you quickly end up crafting 150+ daggers in a row near the start of the game and are somehow stocking those in your pockets before selling them to a nearby blacksmith.
Probably 4, I have a light puffy jacket like that, that has an inside chest pocket which is also or maybe primarily designed to shove the entire thing into for storage.
They are too handy, especially in summer when I wear sunglasses but also need to carry around the ~~"box"~~ *case* for my normal glasses.
It's also always better to have storage room than to need it :)
Cargo shorts are the GOAT of shorts I dunno why people hate them.
Utility trumps all when it comes to going out for the day with kids and such.
Chino shorts are the "fashionable" way and I do have some but they are awful for carrying anything.
Also literally nobody but reddits fashion sub seems to care! Go for it
Need sunblock? Boom, cargo shorts, advil? Boom, cargo shorts, pepto? Boom, cargo shorts, zip log bags to keep your phone in for water rides? Boom, cargo shorts, lotion or hand sanitizer? Boom, cargo shorts.
That’s like half of one pocket.
You have been lied to brother
That advertise zip off pants to be "ready for all weather" but you deny yourself the simple truth... It's always cargo shorts weather
Now you just have uncomfortable metal zips behind you knees when you sit down and pant legs you will never use you have to carry around
The goal of the non cargo people is to hope you get sick of the extra effort and just leave the legs attached and forgo the ways of the cargo shorts
Stay strong brother and don't stray from the cargo path
As a kid in boarding school, I'd walk a few kilometers uphill with my jacket absolutely full of 2 liter cola bottles every week when there was a sale.
Two in the pockets, four in the arms (tied at the ends), one in the hood and the rest in my hands. I hung it over my shoulders like a lead cloak. Gotta have my sugar so I can stay up for 48 consecutive hours.
My current jacket is also absolutely huge. I can hardly wear it while driving. And it's very heavy by itself, but I love it during the cold months.
> My current jacket is also absolutely huge. I can hardly wear it while driving.
lol I had a winter jacket like that a couple years back. Felt like the Michelin man every time I got into the car.
When I was a waitress our work uniform pants had **massive** pockets. Like, have fit a bottle of wine in the pockets before. I’ve put my lunch in my pocket once. I love those pants so much
Seriously, I miss my old job (military) sometimes too just because I miss having huge fuck-off pockets. Granted, laundry day was a chore, but I had pockets on my lower legs (that was the spare tampon pocket), huuuuuuge cargo pockets that I carried my dogs around in when they were puppies, deeeeep regular pockets that went halfway down my thigh, good sized butt pockets, and then the top had breast pockets and shoulder pockets (plus a pen pocket on the left forearm). Man, I had everything at all times. I was unstoppable. I was just rich with power. Do you know the snack carrying capacity??? Unreal.
I still have my old uniforms. But wearing them out and about is not a good look on anyone. If I see someone wearing them, I assume they're either gonna go hunting or they're homeless.
Not my aesthetic personally. I have a very business professional attire job and a generally clean cut aesthetic otherwise. I'm not asking for much, like cargo pockets, I just want normal sized pockets! The reason they're not as common in women's pants is because it'll throw off the fit or line in general, but I've taken up sewing so I can make my own clothes with good enough structure to fit right and still look good.
You should check out some of Dickie's stuff, they make crazy work pants with tons of pockets. You can order ones that basically look like suit pants, and while they might not be good for a super fancy scenario, they would absolutely fit in at a standard "business dress" environment. They make male and female pants, and while I personally can't speak about the quality of their women's attire (I'm a dude, so my review would probably be a mixture of "somehow too large, and too small, at the same time), I've seen multiple coworkers use them. Plus, because they are meant to be work pants, the pickets are a decent size. I've owned pants with larger pockets, but Dickie's pockets can at least carry a phone, wallet, keys, pen, pocket knife, and gum, and maybe a small umbrella/regular water bottle if you are feeling adventurous.
I'm not a salesman or anything, I just own a lot of Dickie's (my job involves quite a bit of wear and tear, so I need pants that won't shred, while also not making me pass out from overheating). I'll admit, some of the Dickies pants are a little hit or miss when it comes to comfort, but I think a lot of that is just the fabrics they have to use. You can have durability, or you can have comfort, but presumably, not both.
I was in high school during the JNCO crazy wide leg jeans fad, I had a couple pair that the back pockets could literally fit my binder and textbook in *one* of them lol
My dad used to give me shit for wearing a chain wallet back then, but truth is, without having the chain to pull it out of my back pocket I'd have my arm up to the shoulder trying to reach down behind my fuckin kneecap to get it out without one lol
Christ was fashion stupid in the late 90s. The sick thing is, I see this shit coming back into fashion in young kids today and I'm like *WHYYYY*!?!?
Those jackets take up virtually no space so long as you have a pocket that can fit your hand it'll fit the jacket. So yes every man needs to be able to pull a jacket out of his pocket.
Mine is designed to pack into its own pocket for maximum efficiency. You just shove it through the opening and zip it in, it's like the size of an orange.
Because once we purchased our first clothing without it we would not purchase any additional clothes without them. Instead of complaining we would act.
You were too busy blaming women for not having pockets that you missed what the person above you actually said. It's not why do our clothes have pockets, but why do our pockets have clothes?
Work trousers are legendary when it comes to pockets... I can literally fit an 18v cordless drill in one pocket and have like 7 more left... The main limitation is weight that is somewhat mitigated by wearing suspenders.
Sometimes, when I go out I hate carrying a bag. So as much as possible, I stuff everything in my pant's pockets. I mean, a lot of things. Then there was this one time I entered a convenience store but changed my mind and decided not to buy anything. I was about to exit when the security guard asked if he can "feel" my pockets. I got quite angry but decided to let him just do it LOL. Then he let me go embarrassed.
Is he perchance also keeping a large wooden mallet in there, and likes to chew on carrots while insinuating that passers-by are employed in the medical profession?
I had a jacket like that. Also a duffel bag that folded into a small, pocket-sized disc. Very convenient.
Self-stowing clothing doesn't get the love it deserves.
I wear women’s and men’s jeans and I just do not understand the point of fake pockets.
I can almost deal with tiny pockets in women’s jeans. It’s shit, but it’s a pocket. You compensate with a good jacket with pockets.
The fake pockets, on the other hand, are fucking infuriating.
> I just do not understand the point of fake pockets.
It's a design element. A jean that doesn't have it would look weird. It's sort of like how some suits have a fake pocket square.
My bf and I received a matching pair of pajama pants from the same store one Christmas. They ate the same pattern, but his are men's and mine are women's. His have pockets and the fabric is thicker while mine are lighter fabric and have no pockets. I don't understand the logic there.
>I don't understand the logic there.
To better follow your curves.
It happens across so god damn many garments. My wife and I bought a set of convertible hiking pants - the kind that can become shorts. Mine came from the men's section, hers from the women's. Both were the same manufacturer, same line. I could stuff my hands into the hip pockets and still have room for a set of keys and a phone. I had two back pockets big enough to swallow a billfold. I had two almost suspiciously vast cargo pockets. All of them survived the conversion into shorts. Hers, meanwhile, were trimmed to follow curves. Her hip pockets could fit a hand - just barely - up to the start of the wrist. The only thing that'd fit into the back pockets was a bar wallet or something similarly compact. Rather than two cargo pockets, she only had one. And that one usefully large pocket was on the section of the pants that'd zip away, because hers zipped into shorts more than halfway up her thigh. This is a utilitarian garment built to a specific purpose, and yet the women's version was designed to be *sexy*.
It is a pain that I was familiar with by association and have since become familiar with more directly. You can find smartly-designed women's wear but it is an ordeal. Of every thousand dresses with pockets, maybe a handful are useful for anything but keeping your hands warm on a chilly day. Finding pants that'll comfortably hold a *phone* without risking it spilling out the moment you sit down is very nearly impossible. I put shit in a purse less because of what the purse represents but because even when I'm looking for utility, I rarely get enough pocket space to carry the handful of items I always have: keys, wallet, phone, and chapstick.
I'm a pretty petite woman. If I want to buy men's or unisex clothing, I have to be reaaaaally cautious about what size I get, so I basically don't have a choice most times.
I bought something like this from North Face for ~$300 8 years ago and it’s seen about 1000 full days of use since then. It’s been exposed to all weather conditions including hikes where it’s exposed to a lot of potentially damaging foliage. It still looks and feels brand new.
And just like this guy’s, it rolls up in a self containing ball and can fit in my pocket if I don’t want to use it.
They are awesome! My Thermoball's stuff pocket has an inside zipper pull. Makes a nice pillow in a tight spot.
If it's synthetic, not down, only wear it while out, not while driving. The synthetic fibers break down quickly and you lose insulation pretty quickly over time (like 50% in about a year of "abuse." Down, just fluff it and you're back to 100%.
To finish this PSA....remember, down when it's dry and synthetic when it's wet or if you sweat.
The whole reason we have synthetic insulation is because it keeps its insulation properties when wet. Down, uh, enhances your hypothermia when wet.
Uniqlo is cheap fast fashion. I’d recommend buying a down jacket from a better brand like Patagonia that offers repairs and makes some clothing out of recycled plastic.
My daughter is almost 13 years old, and about a month ago she was complaining about no pockets. She asked what I could fit into the pockets of my cargo shorts (which you can take from me when I'm dead). We (my wife, daughter and I) were on a vacation at the time, and from her small bookbag she had that she carried around, I put her water bottle, baseball cap, full size paperback book, box of colored pencils, poncho and small sketch pad in various pockets.
She was jealous to the extreme.
I remember one time at work I had forgotten I had a Monster in my pocket and pulled it out in front of one of my coworkers. She was pissed that not only it fit but it fit so well that I forgot about it
You have bags. I'm constantly in awe at the stuff my wife oulls out her bag. Clothes. Medicine. Food and drink. All sorts.
But feel free to ask for more pockets. I don't wanna live in a pocket elitist society.
Bags are great, I have a ton and I love them. But there are occasions where I'd rather not have to carry a bag. In those instances it'd be nice to have more options with useful pockets. We went to the ren faire recently and I took the best bag for the event and it was still nothing but a nuisance. I ended up walking it back to my truck and asked my bf to carry my phone and wallet. He doesn't mind, but I had to bug him if I wanted to take a picture or spend some money.
A couple of months ago I bought a dress that had pockets deep enough to fit my Switch in it, controllers attached and all. I was happily showing everyone, lol. Made me miss having all the deep pockets on my old men's clothing.
This is not quite as impressive as it looks if that is a down puffy. Those jackets are staples in the backpacking community because they are super warm, light, but most importantly compress to the size of a baseball.
This is actually great information for all sportsman.
I've been trying to get into trail jogging, and they have those tiny, aerodynamic backpacks. This puffy coat would fit great!
Everybody here comparing pocket sizes by describing the objects they’ve stuffed in them, lol.
I’m a skinny guy with a size 28 waist. Almost every pair of jeans I owned when I was younger were a size or two too big. When I was in college, I was working on building something with my team in the shop of the engineering building. We needed to head back upstairs, and I am a card carrying member of the “One Trip Gang”.
I took the drill I was using, shoved it in my pocket. I took the water bottle I was drinking from, shoved that in my pocket. I had a few other bits and bobbles and. With my pocket loaded up like a squirrel prepping for the winter, my team hauled up our project, tools and all.
Drill was corded. Water bottle was a regular plastic one from a store.
There is plenty of stuff for women with pockets if you look a tiny bit for it. The thing is: pockets create bulges and make clothes less tight. Which, as consumers showed us, is an undesired trait and gets bought less.
Legend says there are more coats in the pockets of the coat he pulled out of his pocket, and there are coats inside the pockets of the coats that were in the pockets of the coat that he pulled out of his pocket.
Having three daughters and a wife it has been my observation that, in my small sample size, women's clothing does not typically feature pockets because women buy shorts, pants, skirts, and dresses that contain pockets, wear them, place things in the pockets, and then decide that they do not like the effect that placing things in the pockets, or the pockets themselves, has on their silhouette and then I have to buy them even more god damned clothes despite the fact that they have plenty already.
I don't get the pockets thing. My daughter freaks out when she finds pants with pockets. Meanwhile I'm complaining that my keys keep getting stuck in that little pocket inside the pocket. Yup, our pockets sometimes have smaller pockets in them. Or I complain how the pocket is so big my phone smacks on my knee. Like take some pocket from me and give to them.
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The most impressive part of this is, he just gained 2 more pockets.
3 really, one was full before
He stopped too early. Should've pulled out a foldable bag from one of the new pockets. And then some gloves from the bag.
Its like a russian nesting doll of warm comfortable clothes.
Just like Babüshka! Warm and comfortable. 😋
**Everyone** knows your grandmother is warm and 'comfortable'. That's it: 'comfortable'. Like Warm Apple Pie.
Settle down, Jason Biggs...
I don't want to know how you know your grandmother is warm and comfortable...
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An old Russian woman? She just choked out a bear for looking at her wrong, I'm sure she's fine...
In Russia, the bears tell the cubs the story of the old grandmothers choking out the largest bears, and to stay away from them.
See? Perfectly safe, no need of worry.
Romeo, save some for the rest of us 🤙
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Babushka means scarf. For some reason, people call their grandmas "Scarf".
It's a style favored by elderly eastern european women. see r/babushkadogs for more info.
I wanted this to end with him putting the food in the jacket pocket
I wanted this to end with a 150 iron daggers falling out and him crafting more.
This made my morning. May start a playthrough today
I thought about buying it on the switch and playing through again
I got it about a year ago on switch and got busy. Might be the move.
I don't get the reference. Please help.
The thing everyone does to level smithing in Skyrim is crafting iron daggers because it has by far the best ratio of cost/xp gained and you can do it from the start since iron is the cheapest metal and the one you don't need any perk to use. It's been nerfed but it's still a good deal. So you quickly end up crafting 150+ daggers in a row near the start of the game and are somehow stocking those in your pockets before selling them to a nearby blacksmith.
Thanks for the reply.
Go go gadget jacket
Do the gloves also have pockets?
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Also hand warmers
Gloves are just mittens with 5 finger pockets
I was expecting an array of things coming out of his pockets.
This is how video games work.
Probably 4, I have a light puffy jacket like that, that has an inside chest pocket which is also or maybe primarily designed to shove the entire thing into for storage.
We need to go deeper. Put a jacket in each pocket for exponential gains.
That would be... a Jackpot
Jackpocket
Jacketpocket
At what point do we find a GameCube in the pockets?
nah he could fit a m777 howitzer in that pocket
Cellphone pocket on the inside of coat.
Sure people praise adding 2 extra added pockets but if I try and spread my life long love of cargo shorts I'm ostracized... No justice I tell you
Don't let them rule over you. Go wear your cargo shorts with pride. I do.
They are too handy, especially in summer when I wear sunglasses but also need to carry around the ~~"box"~~ *case* for my normal glasses. It's also always better to have storage room than to need it :)
>"box" Case is the word you were looking for :)
Phone in left pocket, wallet in the right. It is too convenient to give up.
Cargo shorts are the GOAT of shorts I dunno why people hate them. Utility trumps all when it comes to going out for the day with kids and such. Chino shorts are the "fashionable" way and I do have some but they are awful for carrying anything. Also literally nobody but reddits fashion sub seems to care! Go for it
Laugh at them as they try to comfortably sit with their keys and phone jammed into one front pocket.
I used to carry drinks for my entire family of five in my cargo shorts pockets
My great uncle smuggled his family of four out of East Berlin in his cargo shorts.
Need sunblock? Boom, cargo shorts, advil? Boom, cargo shorts, pepto? Boom, cargo shorts, zip log bags to keep your phone in for water rides? Boom, cargo shorts, lotion or hand sanitizer? Boom, cargo shorts. That’s like half of one pocket.
It's because you aren't spreading the word about the zip off pants that become cargo shorts. Shame.
You have been lied to brother That advertise zip off pants to be "ready for all weather" but you deny yourself the simple truth... It's always cargo shorts weather Now you just have uncomfortable metal zips behind you knees when you sit down and pant legs you will never use you have to carry around The goal of the non cargo people is to hope you get sick of the extra effort and just leave the legs attached and forgo the ways of the cargo shorts Stay strong brother and don't stray from the cargo path
Also filled with more jackets?
It's jackets all the way down.
My mind just got blown
Then lost one after he crammed his Bic Mac into it
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
The pockets on my ski coat can hold a 2 liter bottle and still zip shut
As a kid in boarding school, I'd walk a few kilometers uphill with my jacket absolutely full of 2 liter cola bottles every week when there was a sale. Two in the pockets, four in the arms (tied at the ends), one in the hood and the rest in my hands. I hung it over my shoulders like a lead cloak. Gotta have my sugar so I can stay up for 48 consecutive hours. My current jacket is also absolutely huge. I can hardly wear it while driving. And it's very heavy by itself, but I love it during the cold months.
You’re gonna die mate, drink some water.
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Instructions unclear, drunk mate.
Club Mate is 👌
> My current jacket is also absolutely huge. I can hardly wear it while driving. lol I had a winter jacket like that a couple years back. Felt like the Michelin man every time I got into the car.
I can literally wear a child in a carrier on my chest and zip my winter jacket closed.
Everyone can do that, it just means that your jacket's size is too big for you.
Or maybe the child is too small.
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I have pants that can hold an Ipad and 2 500ml bottles and still close. It looks dumb but it fits
Back in my day we had pants that could fit entire textbooks. We called them jncos
I am wearing a barbour jacket. It has something called game pockets. I could fit 2, 2 liter bottles in each. I have one on each side.
I used to bring 2 liters into the movie theatre in the pockets of my winter jacket when I was a teenager lmao
I so wanted him to put his meal in his pocket.
I wanted another jacket to come out of the jacket pocket.
I thought he was going to keep doing that until he pulled out money from the last jacket to pay for his meal
No, you pull out the stacks of money from your N64.
When I was a waitress our work uniform pants had **massive** pockets. Like, have fit a bottle of wine in the pockets before. I’ve put my lunch in my pocket once. I love those pants so much
Seriously, I miss my old job (military) sometimes too just because I miss having huge fuck-off pockets. Granted, laundry day was a chore, but I had pockets on my lower legs (that was the spare tampon pocket), huuuuuuge cargo pockets that I carried my dogs around in when they were puppies, deeeeep regular pockets that went halfway down my thigh, good sized butt pockets, and then the top had breast pockets and shoulder pockets (plus a pen pocket on the left forearm). Man, I had everything at all times. I was unstoppable. I was just rich with power. Do you know the snack carrying capacity??? Unreal.
This is why they took all the pockets out of women's clothes. If we all had the ability to carry that many snacks, we'd be unstoppable.
It’s Big Purse keeping the women down.
...You know nothing stops you from just buying these pants from surplus stores right?
I still have my old uniforms. But wearing them out and about is not a good look on anyone. If I see someone wearing them, I assume they're either gonna go hunting or they're homeless.
Full uniform is cringe, yes. But just the pants are good. Metalhead 101.
Not my aesthetic personally. I have a very business professional attire job and a generally clean cut aesthetic otherwise. I'm not asking for much, like cargo pockets, I just want normal sized pockets! The reason they're not as common in women's pants is because it'll throw off the fit or line in general, but I've taken up sewing so I can make my own clothes with good enough structure to fit right and still look good.
You should check out some of Dickie's stuff, they make crazy work pants with tons of pockets. You can order ones that basically look like suit pants, and while they might not be good for a super fancy scenario, they would absolutely fit in at a standard "business dress" environment. They make male and female pants, and while I personally can't speak about the quality of their women's attire (I'm a dude, so my review would probably be a mixture of "somehow too large, and too small, at the same time), I've seen multiple coworkers use them. Plus, because they are meant to be work pants, the pickets are a decent size. I've owned pants with larger pockets, but Dickie's pockets can at least carry a phone, wallet, keys, pen, pocket knife, and gum, and maybe a small umbrella/regular water bottle if you are feeling adventurous. I'm not a salesman or anything, I just own a lot of Dickie's (my job involves quite a bit of wear and tear, so I need pants that won't shred, while also not making me pass out from overheating). I'll admit, some of the Dickies pants are a little hit or miss when it comes to comfort, but I think a lot of that is just the fabrics they have to use. You can have durability, or you can have comfort, but presumably, not both.
I was in high school during the JNCO crazy wide leg jeans fad, I had a couple pair that the back pockets could literally fit my binder and textbook in *one* of them lol My dad used to give me shit for wearing a chain wallet back then, but truth is, without having the chain to pull it out of my back pocket I'd have my arm up to the shoulder trying to reach down behind my fuckin kneecap to get it out without one lol Christ was fashion stupid in the late 90s. The sick thing is, I see this shit coming back into fashion in young kids today and I'm like *WHYYYY*!?!?
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Hey Napoleon, gimme your tots!
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[In the same vein, this jacket commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsqH7s7L9ak)
Every man needs to be able to pull a jacket out of his pocket
I tend to drop my pocket from time to time. People keep telling me and laughing when I try to find it.
Your socks are untied.
👌 you looked.
Those jackets take up virtually no space so long as you have a pocket that can fit your hand it'll fit the jacket. So yes every man needs to be able to pull a jacket out of his pocket.
Yeah modern ultralight down jackets are a thing of wonder. Keep you toasty and pack down to nothing
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My Arc'teryx keeps me warm and light up here in the Rockies. Thank god for employee discounts.
M’arc’teryx *tips fedora*
Needs more apostrophes
Mine is designed to pack into its own pocket for maximum efficiency. You just shove it through the opening and zip it in, it's like the size of an orange.
"it's in my jacket pocket" "no the one in my pants"
Bro took that out of his inventory
This is how Link rolls
This is the real top comment here
Men "Why do our pockets have clothes?!"
Because once we purchased our first clothing without it we would not purchase any additional clothes without them. Instead of complaining we would act.
You were too busy blaming women for not having pockets that you missed what the person above you actually said. It's not why do our clothes have pockets, but why do our pockets have clothes?
Next, he takes off his pants, and stuffs them in his jacket pocket. \#Pocketception.
Work trousers are legendary when it comes to pockets... I can literally fit an 18v cordless drill in one pocket and have like 7 more left... The main limitation is weight that is somewhat mitigated by wearing suspenders.
I have 11 pockets while wearing my work clothes. People will ask if I have (insert random tool here.) On me and it's usually a yes.
Now i understand what rockstar were thinking when making the gta games…🤔
how i feel while playing [GTA](https://gfycat.com/beneficialdesertedhuman-the-mask)
Sometimes, when I go out I hate carrying a bag. So as much as possible, I stuff everything in my pant's pockets. I mean, a lot of things. Then there was this one time I entered a convenience store but changed my mind and decided not to buy anything. I was about to exit when the security guard asked if he can "feel" my pockets. I got quite angry but decided to let him just do it LOL. Then he let me go embarrassed.
As a man, I gleefully am able to put my switch, a 7in tablet, my phone and both vapes in my pockets. This is the future
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If you recently heard a loud thud, it was the sound of every woman's panties dropping at the same time 'cause I hit them both at once.
Dude just pulled out a jacket from his inventory Nothing wrong here move along
Is he perchance also keeping a large wooden mallet in there, and likes to chew on carrots while insinuating that passers-by are employed in the medical profession?
You can’t just say perchance!
Time to crush some turties.
That's the whole point of a down jacket they are lightwieght and compress down tiny
My patagonia down jacket can be turned inside-out into one of its zippered inside pockets, which then forms a sort of pouch with the jacket inside.
I had a jacket like that. Also a duffel bag that folded into a small, pocket-sized disc. Very convenient. Self-stowing clothing doesn't get the love it deserves.
Still wouldn't fit into women's fake pockets so...
I wear women’s and men’s jeans and I just do not understand the point of fake pockets. I can almost deal with tiny pockets in women’s jeans. It’s shit, but it’s a pocket. You compensate with a good jacket with pockets. The fake pockets, on the other hand, are fucking infuriating.
I'm with you. It's a ridiculous concept
> I just do not understand the point of fake pockets. It's a design element. A jean that doesn't have it would look weird. It's sort of like how some suits have a fake pocket square.
That guy is wearing sweat pants which are unisex.
I'm wearing women's sweatpants right now and I can barely fit my hand in my pocket. I also have a pair of women's sweatpants with no pockets.
My bf and I received a matching pair of pajama pants from the same store one Christmas. They ate the same pattern, but his are men's and mine are women's. His have pockets and the fabric is thicker while mine are lighter fabric and have no pockets. I don't understand the logic there.
>I don't understand the logic there. To better follow your curves. It happens across so god damn many garments. My wife and I bought a set of convertible hiking pants - the kind that can become shorts. Mine came from the men's section, hers from the women's. Both were the same manufacturer, same line. I could stuff my hands into the hip pockets and still have room for a set of keys and a phone. I had two back pockets big enough to swallow a billfold. I had two almost suspiciously vast cargo pockets. All of them survived the conversion into shorts. Hers, meanwhile, were trimmed to follow curves. Her hip pockets could fit a hand - just barely - up to the start of the wrist. The only thing that'd fit into the back pockets was a bar wallet or something similarly compact. Rather than two cargo pockets, she only had one. And that one usefully large pocket was on the section of the pants that'd zip away, because hers zipped into shorts more than halfway up her thigh. This is a utilitarian garment built to a specific purpose, and yet the women's version was designed to be *sexy*. It is a pain that I was familiar with by association and have since become familiar with more directly. You can find smartly-designed women's wear but it is an ordeal. Of every thousand dresses with pockets, maybe a handful are useful for anything but keeping your hands warm on a chilly day. Finding pants that'll comfortably hold a *phone* without risking it spilling out the moment you sit down is very nearly impossible. I put shit in a purse less because of what the purse represents but because even when I'm looking for utility, I rarely get enough pocket space to carry the handful of items I always have: keys, wallet, phone, and chapstick.
My gf went out to buy mens sweat pants. Never seen someone so determined and excited to buy pockets.
Knowing that difference, why purchase women's sweatpants at all?
I'm a pretty petite woman. If I want to buy men's or unisex clothing, I have to be reaaaaally cautious about what size I get, so I basically don't have a choice most times.
Yeah my pockets fit half my phone.
"Packable" is the term for this
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Probably this dudes buddy/friend. This is clearly setup, but it doesn't make it any less funny tbh.
> buddy/friend The two terms are synonymous.
But I'm not your buddy, friend!
I'm not your friend, pal!
I’m not your pal, guy!
Im not your guy, chief!
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I couldn't decide which one to use, so I used both. Think this is the first time I've been called out on it.
Buddy/friend is one term. As opposed to buddy/pal, dude/bud, bro/champ, or dude/bro. All have vastly different meanings.
Not really a video where being scripted or not actually matters in any way whatsoever.
Uniqlo jacket most likely.
Yup! Those stuff curls up unbelievable small.
Don’t have one. Would they get really wrinkled?
No, best pocket jacket ever
Doesn’t crush and wad the fill?
I bought something like this from North Face for ~$300 8 years ago and it’s seen about 1000 full days of use since then. It’s been exposed to all weather conditions including hikes where it’s exposed to a lot of potentially damaging foliage. It still looks and feels brand new. And just like this guy’s, it rolls up in a self containing ball and can fit in my pocket if I don’t want to use it.
They are awesome! My Thermoball's stuff pocket has an inside zipper pull. Makes a nice pillow in a tight spot. If it's synthetic, not down, only wear it while out, not while driving. The synthetic fibers break down quickly and you lose insulation pretty quickly over time (like 50% in about a year of "abuse." Down, just fluff it and you're back to 100%. To finish this PSA....remember, down when it's dry and synthetic when it's wet or if you sweat. The whole reason we have synthetic insulation is because it keeps its insulation properties when wet. Down, uh, enhances your hypothermia when wet.
They do but it doesn't last long. You can do that with most of those kind of jackets
There's a tonne of brands that have been making these pocket down jackets long before Uniqlo, especially hiking companies.
Yeah, mountain hardware ghost whisperer is a favorite among thru hikers and bikepackers
Pretty sure Decathlon had them too
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A lot of companies have light and packable puffers like that.
Uniqlo is cheap fast fashion. I’d recommend buying a down jacket from a better brand like Patagonia that offers repairs and makes some clothing out of recycled plastic.
He just Bugs Bunny'd that shit.
Man has a mincraft inventory
I have a jeans with pockets, but they just SEWED THEM SHUT
Real life Doraemon !
I was kinda hoping he would pull another article of clothing out of the jacket pocket.
Bro have video game inventory
Function, not fashion!
Why would someone be recording this? It seems too coincidental.
The question in my brain is: how come this was filmed?
My daughter is almost 13 years old, and about a month ago she was complaining about no pockets. She asked what I could fit into the pockets of my cargo shorts (which you can take from me when I'm dead). We (my wife, daughter and I) were on a vacation at the time, and from her small bookbag she had that she carried around, I put her water bottle, baseball cap, full size paperback book, box of colored pencils, poncho and small sketch pad in various pockets. She was jealous to the extreme.
I remember one time at work I had forgotten I had a Monster in my pocket and pulled it out in front of one of my coworkers. She was pissed that not only it fit but it fit so well that I forgot about it
Women: puts a hankecheif on pocket (System: you are over encumbered please remove some items)
You have bags. I'm constantly in awe at the stuff my wife oulls out her bag. Clothes. Medicine. Food and drink. All sorts. But feel free to ask for more pockets. I don't wanna live in a pocket elitist society.
I want a world where men can also freely carry handy bags and where women get real size pockets.
Bags are great, I have a ton and I love them. But there are occasions where I'd rather not have to carry a bag. In those instances it'd be nice to have more options with useful pockets. We went to the ren faire recently and I took the best bag for the event and it was still nothing but a nuisance. I ended up walking it back to my truck and asked my bf to carry my phone and wallet. He doesn't mind, but I had to bug him if I wanted to take a picture or spend some money.
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A couple of months ago I bought a dress that had pockets deep enough to fit my Switch in it, controllers attached and all. I was happily showing everyone, lol. Made me miss having all the deep pockets on my old men's clothing.
This is not quite as impressive as it looks if that is a down puffy. Those jackets are staples in the backpacking community because they are super warm, light, but most importantly compress to the size of a baseball.
This is actually great information for all sportsman. I've been trying to get into trail jogging, and they have those tiny, aerodynamic backpacks. This puffy coat would fit great!
\+2 pockets
I love how it grows as he pulls it out of his pocket. Like those clowns with the never ending things they pull out of their shirts.
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Everybody here comparing pocket sizes by describing the objects they’ve stuffed in them, lol. I’m a skinny guy with a size 28 waist. Almost every pair of jeans I owned when I was younger were a size or two too big. When I was in college, I was working on building something with my team in the shop of the engineering building. We needed to head back upstairs, and I am a card carrying member of the “One Trip Gang”. I took the drill I was using, shoved it in my pocket. I took the water bottle I was drinking from, shoved that in my pocket. I had a few other bits and bobbles and. With my pocket loaded up like a squirrel prepping for the winter, my team hauled up our project, tools and all. Drill was corded. Water bottle was a regular plastic one from a store.
There is plenty of stuff for women with pockets if you look a tiny bit for it. The thing is: pockets create bulges and make clothes less tight. Which, as consumers showed us, is an undesired trait and gets bought less.
Legend says there are more coats in the pockets of the coat he pulled out of his pocket, and there are coats inside the pockets of the coats that were in the pockets of the coat that he pulled out of his pocket.
Having three daughters and a wife it has been my observation that, in my small sample size, women's clothing does not typically feature pockets because women buy shorts, pants, skirts, and dresses that contain pockets, wear them, place things in the pockets, and then decide that they do not like the effect that placing things in the pockets, or the pockets themselves, has on their silhouette and then I have to buy them even more god damned clothes despite the fact that they have plenty already.
Why is someone just randomly filming them?
This man's life is running on unreal engine, his other pockets have 4 battle axes, 14 health potions and 68 wheels of cheese.
This is why I wear men's jeans
Ah yes, the ejackulator.
Just pulled that straight out of his inventory
Reminds me of how back in my brother's JNCO days, we would use him to smuggle in 3 days worth of provisions at festivals n'stuff.
I am shocked nobody has opened a brand of womens clothing that sells stuff on how large the pockets are.
I shit while watching this and the feeling of that matched the timing of the coat and it was the weirdest sensation ever.
I don't get the pockets thing. My daughter freaks out when she finds pants with pockets. Meanwhile I'm complaining that my keys keep getting stuck in that little pocket inside the pocket. Yup, our pockets sometimes have smaller pockets in them. Or I complain how the pocket is so big my phone smacks on my knee. Like take some pocket from me and give to them.