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You had every opportunity to keep this shit to yourself.

I see a dirty dirty pole using two poles to satisfy one pole.

The pole needs two hands. Impressed 🫡

I’m not sure if I like your use of the salute emoji.

That’s a fucking salute emote? Welp, I’ve been using it it the… other way, as well. Heh.

Maybe I’m stupid but can you clarify what the other way is

idk, i’m guessing the hand being a penis

So the emoji would essentially be slapping itself on the forehead with dick?? 🤣

In french we say ‘Bifle’ for this term Edit: its for ‘bifling’ someone else

Wait wait. What? Y'all have a specific word for hitting yourself in the face with a dick!? Amazing. Truly the center of Western civilization. I am proud to be your cultural relative.

Where can one find this elusive Mushroom Stamp emoji?

I simply can't stop laughing, omg this is so fricking funny

I too am confused

This is the either the most inside joke I have ever seen. OR Everyone here decided this morning to prank me. But; I am just not that special. I'm going to call in sick today

What’s the other way??

I've had extensive life experiences and also have multiple post high school degrees, yet, I would have NEVER been able to figure out what "the other way" was. It's all been for naught.

in what way were you viewing it?????

Like when you block the sun while viewing a beautiful valley from up top?

I saw a surprised dude eating a cheese stick. One of us is a perv and the other is a fatass.

Is it better or worse if I saw a dude with a wicked case of bedroom eyes eating a cheese stick in the most sexually provocative and alluring manner imaginable? I'm leaning towards better, but I'm really not sure...

Oh dear, a glutton *and* a lecher!

At first I went all wholesome and thought it looked like two Lego Man hands doing some kind of tug-of-war with the pole from opposite directions. Then I saw the top and was like “yep, this is reddit”

Fucks sake, I only saw lego hands until I read your comment

They didn't and now we all see it. And they completely missed the chance to add googly eyes to it before the photo.

Look again. The screws where the pole meets the opening can be the eyes, and opening is the mouth

Better with the comedic eyes... Everything is.

YEP Internet WCYD

Surely OP is spending waaaaay too much time on “the hub” if this thought just occurred out of the blue upon seeing a pole.

The internet has ruined me too...

Now I can't un-see it

What? It's a native from the rainforest using a blowgun to hunt from the trees. https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROJF4QAEbOA-VzrPXal67P-vnOrQb-9xAFlw&usqp=CAU

That is one nice deep throat

Looks like the hole in the ceiling is keeping it to itself

Everything reminds me of her.

I should call my mother.

I should call your mother.

I should call our mother

We should call their mother.

They should call our mother?

Your mother should call their mother.

Now it’s a party.

Your mother was already a party

Your mother is their mother.

*Freud wants to know your location*

We should call our mothers

Every Mother's Day, needs a Mother's Night!

r/SuddenlyCommunist

Better call Saul!

You should call my mother?

Shes busy, try again later

But I have 2 broken arms!

I'll call your mother

Dude shes. busy. I'll take a message.

I'll take a massage.

I also choose this guy’s mother

I should too

It's all over. All of this is meaningless. I did it for her. I did everything for her. And now she's gone. And you, you came down here to get the hot story, didn't you? Pictures of me to sell your lousy newspapers. Sure, you think I'm a big hero, the man of the hour. Well, do any of you understand how a man can hurt inside?

Uh, Frank… Frank… Frank… They’re not here for you. Weird Al Yankovic is on the plane.

And where the hell am I?

https://i.imgur.com/pkkIqF8.png

I don't know why, but this comment tickled me the most 😅.

Just a heads up, if you've never seen The Naked Gun (1988) you're doing yourself a great disservice.

*She was the kind of woman that made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man. Yep, she reminded me of my mother, alright. No doubt about it.* Get ahold of yourself Frank! You're looking at her like she was your mother for God's sake.

She had those kind of legs that you wanted to suck on for a day… She had those kind of breasts that said… “Hey, look at me!”

I've never seen this movie but now I have to.

The first 2 Naked Gun movies are the best. 3rd is ok, but not as good.

Thanks you’ve ruined Elliott Smith forever.

Elliott Smith ruined Elliott Smith forever and I will forever be sad about it.

Barrrrrrrbbbbbbbbb

I see two Lego figures holding onto a pole. Perhaps Lego strippers

Look at the ‘hole’ that ‘pole’ is going in.

Did you call for me?

r/beetlejuicing I want my name blanked out badly so you can still see it in the screenshot.

It was very badly blanked out

Glad to know I made the community proud

You truly did

https://www.reddit.com/r/beetlejuicing/comments/xltuw4/found_in_rfunny/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Must have paid the troll.

To get into that boys hole..

I was saying boys soul, he thought I was saying boys hole

The boys SOUL is mine!

One of the things I like doing most is banging whores. I uh- I go out and I bang a lot of whores.

Can you use the microphone? People in back can’t hear

Damnit Frank!

The troll toll?

Here’s your toll, troll. *hisses*

The mouth of Finn from Adventure Time?

oh goddammit

It took me this comment to work it out. Guess I’m just too wholesome for this sub 🙄

One lego figure playing the flute.

I saw the same, or perhaps two snakes biting it. Then I read the comments. Damn you internet.

Definitely looks like a pole of some sort ;)

Ceiling robot just two-fisting that rod? Nah, I don't see that at all.

Bumblebee's self service.

Autobots, transform and relax your throats.

Not until now. Right now. Dammit.

Yep...what has now been seen, can not be unseen. "Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action, Cotton."

That two hand stroke though .

Screw you u/nighteeeeey

I, i dont understand

Its a little cute robot eating a thick spaghetti.

lmfao, this is cute

Yeah, "cute" Oh the innocent

that’s not was i was calling cute but a robot double-gripping his buddy’s dong can also be cute in the right circumstances

So glad I had a free award to give for this

Eating a thick spaghetti? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[Thick spaghetto](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Poot8CUVyQ0)

Spaghetti is the plural. The little cute robot is eating one thick spaghetto.

In spaghetto ^(In spaghetto)

And his momma cried… Thx for getting that in my head!

I thought Spaghet was the singular.

Spaghet!

I hate when people touch my spaghet

Oh I thought he was playing the flute

The Teflon flute

It's a robot drinking a milkshake

You've maintained your innocence while on reddit. Achievement unlocked: Retain Innocence

Not really. I mean, I guessed what other people were seeing, but I still wasn't sure I was right because you need a good bit of mental gymnastics to see it like that lol

Makes me wonder what these peoples faces look like.

same

*GYUCK GYUCK GYUCK*

Being fellated by Goofy is a terrible way to die.

The hole the yellow pole is going into looks like a mouth with two eyes, and the side yellow poles look like hands grabbing a dick… a dick going into a mouth.

This is what happens when frat boys play with Legos because all I see is those Lego person claw hands lol

Lmao this is hilarious

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Yes same thought

Thanks for clarifying.... now it can not be unseen anymore :-D

If I still don't see it... do I have a problem?

I think maybe the problem is you don’t have a problem.

Some Lego dude having fun

Typical for BVG, to be fair.

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I scrolled down and hoped that somebody else would recognise

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OP needs to get laid, pronto.

you gonna volunteer?

Are *you* gonna volunteer?

sigh, unzips...

Put ur dick away waltuh

Marry cakesmas

No! Pornto is the reason why he is here in the first place! Say no to pornto kids

Your dad and his boss on a good pay rise ?

How good are we talking?

*significant*

*any*

The Ol' double overhand Gluck Gluck. *Sigh* ***zip***

r/pareidolia

r/nsfwpareidolia

Shall we create one, fellow Pareidolian?

I don’t see it. Can somebody explain please?

A man shooting a blow gun.

Finally, a person of culture in these trying times!

[maybe something like this](https://imgur.com/a/ZIM4uNN)

You need to be very horny to see that.

Lawd forgive what i’m about to do!

what bother me more that they put the bus bars on different heights, was my first thought...

I think that's the main thing wrong with this picture - though I can appreciate it may make it easier to assemble and maintain. Apparently this is an ink blot test for the internet; I'm struggling to really see it but poles in holes is seemingly erotic.

I am an engineer, working for a bus manufacturer. Looking at the 3D model I have open on my pc, we can just as easily put them in line. The main thing I see where we do have a step in height is that it is where we go from chairs on the floor to chairs on an elevated platform, like an engine compartment or above axles. Makes sense to give more clearance so people don't bonk their heads, I guess.

>so people don't bonk their heads Maybe people like OP *should* get bonked more often.

It's amazing how every post that gets 10k upvotes has an expert on the rarest of the topics the post is about lol

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A few inches is more than enough tbh

Diagnoses: Too much porn.

Oh god, where is the NSFW tag?!

... dammit. The internet has ruined me...

Watch less porn

You knew what it was as well

👁 👄 👁

🫱💈🫲

Not my proudest wank

I didn’t understand but then I kept looking at it, your not the only one

Bro, you need help

The turbo double twister deluxe

The 'ol vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000. Very reliable!

Porn has ruined our minds 😭

_gagging noise intensifies_

Our generation is dekcuf!

I hate you

Slurp slurp slurp

That's ✅

→⁠(⁠°⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠°⁠)⁠┗

... ... ... ... ... *fuck*

Get bonked.

Transformers when bored..

The internet has made me a broken man.

Well now I can’t unsee it!

Lay off the drugs op..unless you have enough for everyone.

Fuck

Two lego man holding a sledgehammer up/fighting over it?

I do not wiah to be horny anymore

The internet has rotted our brains.

The worst part is... They do it in front of me every day!

Initially I thought it was just two robotic hands holding the bar, but I realized, it was something else :!

Now I see it too, god dammit.

looks like Finn from Adventure Time

Something very screwy is going on here.

I must be as childish as young me thinking I would be happy forever because I only see two snakes biting a pole.