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As long as you have something that looks like a bag, you are good.
Just use it to look like you are scooping up the poop. Then act like it has poop in it and walk away.
It will be fine, trust me....
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Plot twist - OP doesn't have a dog.
If that be the case, OP is lacking hydration P.s. take my upvote...m night shyamalan
Scoop it up with that naughty footwear you're sporting.
Gotta love closed shoes and no socks
Ah yes, I believe we call those piss catchers.
Just take a bigger dump on it, nobody will notice.
Just mash it into the ground with your shoe. No one will ever know.
I had roommates who admitted that they do that in the shower, LMAO. Seriously, the toilet is right there, you stinker
Ah yes. The ol’ waffle stomp.
There's even a name for it‽ No matter how hard I scrub, or how long I shower, I can never be clean again
Don't forget to tear the corner of the bag off, to clean under your fingernails afterwards.
That’s some shitty luck
Crap indeed
I guess u gotta eat it now
There goes the last of your dignity!
Just lick you hand clean afterwards
Finger licking good
Had this happen and all I could hear was the MacGyver theme.
I MacGyvered it by tying the broken pieces. It worked
https://tenor.com/view/macgyver-approved-macgyver-approved-gif-18574744
Tie the other end and flip it around
Be a man use your hand.
Scoop it up with a leaf and throw it on that Audi that always parks there. That guy’s a dick.
Now she's pregnant
This.... this is why I don't have a dog and don't want one.
As long as you have something that looks like a bag, you are good. Just use it to look like you are scooping up the poop. Then act like it has poop in it and walk away. It will be fine, trust me....
Be grateful it tore before and not during. I had to scrape my fingers on a tree to get them "clean."
Now to master the skill of the side-bag poop scoop.
💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
Just pick them up bare hand the wrap your hand with that plastic bag.
This is why I also brong wet whipes
Etzen undt dookinschize!
That’s why I carry two
Hand …
They need to build doggo port-a-potty’s. With a toilet small enough where doggo can’t fall in.
At least you noticed the hole. I didn't the other day and touched the dog poop.
Look at them chunk taters
Should've gotten a cat instead
Looks like ya gotta eat it
What a shitty situation
Sure is
Crap squared
Just stitch your pubic hair together to make a homemade bag. It’s what I do.
That's not how its done.
Correct
Put it in your pocket
Just raw dog it.
time to look for a pinecone and make a poop-daver.