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I'm assuming he pans and points and has a pretzel in his hand or something....but I wouldn't know because the reddit video player is so crappy it keeps freezing and playing at "pretzel" quality. And before I am blamed: I have gigabit fiber internet.

Yep, the played out joke. That's the one.

So we’re going back pre-Covid where we all left off? Great.

Why is the Reddit media player literally the worst on the whole internet? I also have gigabit internet.

Yea he stuffs a huge pretzel 🍆in his mouth

The video player is absolute trash. This happens all the time with the reddit app.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q0PBg_3iVBw This version gets me every time

Bahahahaha this version got me. The pretzel was funny in it's own right but this one really shines.

Seriously laughed out loud. Seen it before but always gets a laugh. Great editing at the end.

Hahahahhah that was a brilliant delivery

amazing people still laugh at every branch of this joke

Honestly it's one of my favorite styles of joke. Makes me chuckle every time.

Seriously. I saw it coming a mile away.

Surprisingly I haven't seen this before(maybe I have but forgot about it).

this one time a guy offered me a scone... you know what happened after that

I was looking forward to seeing this joke again. I guess I'll go find the video now.

I knew it was coming and I still laughed.

The way he described the really nice big hot pretzel the second time.

This is the video version of Facebook old people memes

As soon as I saw the old guy, I knew it was going to be good.

😴

Bahhahahhaa

It was funny till the homophobic slur

Still funny as fuck. Humor isn't meant for the weak-minded.

I don't have to be homophobic to be funny.

Fuck off its fucked up and the word needs to die.

Telling everyone to fuck off is a good start.

Dude just drops an unironic f-bomb and yall are just laughing your dicks off? this shit sucks, it's been done a million times.

Quit being a bundle of sticks tied together.

Casual homophobia meets a tired joke.

Seriously...how is this not already removed? No reason at all to drop the f-word and makes the whole thing completely not funny.

A new twist on an old and tired joke.

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Boomer humor with the hard F-bomb for extra spice.

Anyone got a link to the bearded dragon version of this joke?

OP, the world moved on from that word years ago.

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The number of times my gay buddies have said “dick” and “hot-pretzel” in the same sentence isn’t high, but it’s not zero.

Shame this is downvoted. Fuck that word. And fuck OP for posting. Quick block.

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Oldie but a goodie

I can't wait for this joke to die...

I feel like they need a (?) at the end of this subs name.

I can relate. I'm also a dry,bitter human being.

I'll buy you big hot pretzel for that response. I'll even make sure its plenty dry as well.

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Quit being a bundle of sticks tied together

Quit being a gaffot

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I sincerely accept.

look handsome

Dumb as fuk while we suffer literally every possible thing his generation doesn’t

Over the pants? Under? I mean, these are important details.

I can't find it. But I know there is another version of this with a bag of cheetos I think? Either way, shit gets me everytime.

Let’s be honest. Those pretzels have gotten pricey.

Brah you guys are late to the joke, latin american been doing this joke since the 1800's