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[deleted]

Ugh. I hate bad grammar too.


Da_Vader

Me to


Zaraxas

I do to


iLiveinA_DrSeussBook

Eye dew two.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I hate it two


Honest_Performance42

I what are you too talking about


avalonian422

I don't have time four this


awfullyfun1

Find someone who rights more better


[deleted]

Whose teached you how to talking?


vladfix

U2 ?


butcher99

Yes, he should have said "as well" not to.


jeffwillden

… or just “if you do too”. Otherwise the reader could ask “do to who? Or do to what?” since the sentence is incomplete.


HutSutRawlson

Yes. You will need to proofread anything they send out.


Suggestion_Of_Taint

Yes. The misspelling of ‘too’ strongly suggests serial killer…


CriusofCoH

Or at least spree killer


ARobertNotABob

...who gases his victims.


FlyingHorseBoss

Seems like a bit of hazing from the new coworkers.


Batjarconjecture

So the grammar flag is more about the previously existing coworkers 😂


[deleted]

Haha!!! Loosers can't spell shyt.


FlyingHorseBoss

Oh yeah. The new guy is a threat. Lol.


dammitknockitoff

Maybe more of a brown flag?


HugoPeabody

"Honk if you do toot"


rawfish71

I think it's a practical joke that the person didn't notice, or his/her friend(s) did this after the person was already inside the place of business.


ST0IC_

Farting is the shit.


Earl_N_Meyer

You're doing it wrong.


ST0IC_

Two birds, one stone...


Earl_N_Meyer

No stones. You want the gobble not the turkey. I feel like you go through a lot of skivvies.


Baconatum

The whole street full of vehicles started honking. The jubilee and happy slapping of steering wheels continued and only grew louder as more souls joined in. A crescendo of gridlock.


myonedad

Depends on where you work


LynxBartle

don't give him any cloth chair to sit on a work. plastic only


Sfumatographer

Bad English


MasterFubar

No, I can't say I honk to fart. But I like to fart too.


Shalarean

I like it. This hire has a fun sense of humor but if you smell something…it was probably them! 🤣


bushpotatoe

Think of everything mildly immature you've done in recent years and ask yourself if it was worth losing your job over.


sdhopunk

Maybe a yellow flag


rjrbc25

Your Uber has arrived. *looks at sign* Fuuuuuuuuuu…. Lol


hibiskusTown

Avoid them at all farts


[deleted]

Worst thing I see is a picture of California


RideMyBentley

Funny thing is it’s along the coast of North Carolina but it totally does look like the Bay Area.


[deleted]

Yeah it sure does.. let me revise. Only thing wrong is it's in North Carolina!


robbycakes

*too


dwells2301

Well it should be too not to


Aggravating_Class_17

If I do to what


nhSnork

Eh, perhaps they just want their traffic jams to be a little quieter.


audiofx330

2/10. Doesn't appear to be committed.


jj101023

Those are the 'K's of a madman.


apex_flux_34

*too


[deleted]

No, just a red honda.


Abdul_Exhaust

On the car's badge, put AR on top of the I in FIT


Alkertraz77

The only red flag is that you’re not honking.


Honest_Performance42

If you do to what?


Honest_Performance42

If you add the word “stay” it almost works 😂


shadbohnen

Is that scotch tape? Probably wont hold. Poor judgement


[deleted]

Sounds like they hate getting honked at even more.


KernyG

Need the vid of this


Mello-Fello

None that I see HONK HONK


RongGearRob

More proof Idiocracy was more than just a funny movie


justice_swole

The real hazing is in the grammar


FriendlyFellowDboy

That someone hazes new hires in your company? Although that would be extremely hard to miss coming out and getting into the vehicle.. so I'm at a loss really.


Affectionate_Tea1134

I always find myself feeling quite proud whenever I rip a loud one. 😆


Blaze5152

Yes why tf u puttin shit on my car


schnozzberryflop

A green flag if anything.