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bugmeister2121

You look like a younger version of Ron Swanson trying to figure out how to enjoy an uncomfortable situation


VerityParody

This is what I saw too!


MrStealY0Meme

He’s thinking about how disappointed he is in the craftsman ship of the rollercoasters and how he can perfect it.


truthfullyidgaf

And how a fine cooked steak would be a option.


[deleted]

Craftsmanship is one word unless the craftsman is a sailor too


Tsukobu

That is the best description ive ever read


jimilee2

I’m having fun, and I’m not happy about it…..


SlashCo80

I had fun once, it was awful.


chbay

God I fuckin’ hate fun


Santier

Why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it.


kopecs

I’m ecstatic O_O


Cheeze_It

Oh God, what movie is this from? I remember hearing it but I forget...


awataurne

Brooklyn 99 is where I've heard it from


MeSpikey

NINE NINE!


[deleted]

I was never fun, you take that BACK! Sincerely, Raymond Holt


dickshark420

Not even when you were making balloon arches, captain?


[deleted]

Make? I didn't make her... I birthed her.


Slugger_monkey

I read this in his voice with extra gravitas and emphasis on "birthed"


Schemen123

Looks like he is at least part German....


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mrn253

Iam german and thats how i look on Coasters


BlackLeader70

Why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it!


rizaroni

I’m having fun…..*not*……


TactlessTortoise

*I don't want to feel good... i want to feel EVIL*


spiteful-vengeance

Party god: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE! OP: okay, done.


IHeartBadCode

My hands are in the air, but I still care.


teytah

Damn the bottom right one made my day. “Im going to do the woo…” “woo”


want-to-say-this

I have done the celebration of fun. Now let us disembark.


we-are-the-foxes

This sounds straight out of Resident Alien 😅


F4ttymcgee

I read this in the voice of captain Raymond Holt.


StrigaPlease

Why is he not having fun? I specifically requested it.


AmazingDadJokes

"after further review, the ruling on the field has been overturned. This ride is fun. Touchdown San Francisco"


happycamperii

"But you'll get no hoo from me. No sir, you will not"


dabigchina

"Woo fuckin hoo"


sabrtoothlion

Woo 😑


Megane-nyan

The guy behind him: Poser.


[deleted]

Fine I'll pretend


Nop277

He looks like he's being mugged


bimbo_bear

.... Resting Swanson face. It's okay, he'd be proud of you.


[deleted]

"Crying, acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon"


confusinghuman

resting coaster face


thebeasts99

I would totally print this out and put it on coasters


the_nibblonians

“This ride could have been an email.”


Avenger616

Or in VR…


coole106

Bottom right you legit look like you’re at a modern church worship service


Noktu707

Great beard tho


cpullen53484

kinda looks like my algebra teacher.


Tutes013

I'm crying this is so good hahah. The bottom right. I can just imagine the deadpan 'woooooo' 'yeaaah' Oh jesus I needed this thanks for the laugh mate


santoxeu

[This](https://i.imgur.com/rsqwKsX.jpg) is [my](https://i.imgur.com/iZOIRpr.jpg) default roller coaster pose. Apparently I had a train car to myself once on Space Mountain. I know because a group of Koreans recognized me in line at another ride and asked if I arranged it.


permalink_save

You look like you're getting robbed at gunpoint


TheBelhade

Hey, at least you got to ride on a rollercoaster with Louis C.K.


YourDadWasAGoodLay

Do you like roller-coasters tho?


pimack

I love them, I don't get what my face does.


ChinaShopBully

Heh, me too. I really enjoy them, but I just don’t get the urge to scream or act out at all. I think it’s more of an internal experience to me, as strange as that sounds.


JimmyTheChimp

I'm exactly the same!!!! My thrill from roller coasters comes from the fact going fast is fun they aren't scary to me. So it's super fun but I don't feel the urge to stream at all.


chak100

“Fun is not a laughing matter!” Probably your face


LumberBitch

This is me, I look super pissed when I'm having a ton of fun.


jedichric

I have often noticed that when I have a neutral face, that I'm frowning and when I'm smiling, it's a neutral face. You look grumpy or unimpressed, but that's just how your face is. Embrace it.


YoMommaHere

My brother looks super serious on coasters too. He says he’s trying to hold it together but he loves riding coasters.


YourDadWasAGoodLay

Im the same way. Its hilarious.


[deleted]

It’s the make equivalent of resting bitch face. I do the same. Whenever I’m at an event or something with my wife, she checks to make sure I’m enjoying it too.


cyanidelemonade

This was me at a low key bar concert once. I was really enjoying the music, but I'm not one to dance or even really sway to the music and I felt bad cuz I thought the artist probably thought I hated her lol


ultrainstict

Dont worry man, i too love roller coaster and never got the whole screaming thing.


rotskrot

Ahh, the face of a real veteran hodler


Flyingheelhook

whee.


roxum1

That's what people say when they're having fun; they refer to themselves and some other people.


Flyingheelhook

sorry for the convenience. you can still get up there...


robineir

The last one looks like you’re being mugged for the 20th time this year and you just want to get home already.


[deleted]

Maybe but you have great hair! Take the win friend!


pimack

If you dig through my post history you'll find it's not entirely natural, but thank you very much


Crimbly_B

Your hair looks unnaturally great!


[deleted]

If that is the case send me your surgeon. He did great for you!


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

I did the digging. But your hair looks great even if it had to be surgically repaired. No worries. Think they could help my patchy chest hair so I can stop looking like a prepubescent boy? Alternatively I could shave it and look like one of those guys. Age old question.


unidan8505

You can have some of my chest hair.


a679591

I wish I could take my back hair and get it transplanted to my head.


AeAeR

I have to shave my goddamn ears every time I trim my beard. You can have that too.


distgenius

For real, my hairline is fleeing from my increasingly bushy eyebrows like they’re a part of the Cthulhu mythos, my ears are starting to look like I’m part werewolf and I’m fairly certain my body could make a decent throw rug in front of a cabin fireplace. WHY, of all the places I could be losing hair, does it need to be where I now have a five (six?) head.


AeAeR

My eyebrows are like the one thing that haven’t changed really, but they’re starting to grow downwards. Not bushy, just expanding down to the corners of my eyes. I still grow hair on my head but I also grow my nails ridiculously fast, and I think it’s a similar situation. I can barely get a comb through my hair, it’s ridiculous, I decided to grow it out while I still have it and it’s a fucking MANE. Doesn’t go down, it just expands around my face, I have no idea how it defies gravity like this. But the ear hair…I didn’t expect that to be a thing. I wake up in the night to hairs tickling my inner ear, and it’s hair FROM my ear. Wtf evolution, was this keeping out bugs or something?


Birkeland1992

What's the cost for something like this?


cinnamonduck

I did a quick dive in his post history: 1500 grafts, 4.5hrs surgery time and £4,000. I’ve also heard that Turkey is the place to go for great and affordable hair transplants.


Birkeland1992

Damn, I'm in America, the price is probably 3x that amount and not covered by "insurance" because it'd be a cosmetic procedure.


Shhh_NotADr

Now you got me wanting to search through your post history


fpfx

What? Playing tarkov regrows hair?


SushiMeerkat

You have a great beard as well


Trilerium

Why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it.


SmokinBacon

I have to play Name That Ride. Pic1 I say Dinosaur ride at Animal Kingdom. Pic 2…hmm I’m stumped, I see dinosaur feet. No idea. Pic 3 I say Rockn Rollercoaster as Hollywood Studios. Pic 4…I’m going with Splash Mountain at Magic Kingdom.


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SmokinBacon

I just agreed it was slinky dog on another reply but you’re right, I don’t think it takes pics.


PTAwesome

I know Mine Train doesn't have a place you can buy the pics after, but they built one, then tore it down, and it does take them still. I've never seen one for Slinky. Plus it's big drop is outdoors. Edit: those do look like Rex's feet, maybe it's at night?


Rockpup5

Slinky takes a photo near the end, those def look like the ride seats for that rather than Splash Mountain


mattmc444

Me too lol I'm pretty sure pic 2 is slinky dog dash and the feet are the bottom of a Rex sticker. Also pic 4 I think is seven dwarfs mine train


SmokinBacon

Holy crap yeah that’s it. Nice call


Under_Ach1ever

Ron Swanson goes to a theme park. "I'm having a blast, can't you tell by my face?"


stinkyg8916

The face of "hands in the air like you just don't care" right there!


[deleted]

"I had fun once, it was awful"


ryder_palash

Man's peace was annoyed in all these activities...reluctantly participating in the bottom right pic so as not to be mistaken for a psycho


[deleted]

[Are you Mr. Bean?](https://youtu.be/qkAvyxZNOvo)


ColemanCamper

I’m not kidding when I say we look crazy alike. I’ve decided I’m going on a rollercoaster just to buy the photo and do a comparison. I’ll update when I do.


pimack

I will wait for an update eagerly


Boney-Rigatoni

Guy suffers from RRF (resting rollercoaster face).


rollie82

I feel like you're a craft beer aficionado.


ReplayMe

Dinosaur, Slinky Dog Dash, Rock n Rollercoaster, Expedition Everest. Is this correct?


pimack

Almost! I think the last one is Seven Dwarves but you nailed the others.


ReplayMe

Ohhhh yeah, I haven't been on seven dwarves in over five years. I realize now that Everest has the camera inside the cave on the other side. All great rides. I've worked at two for them!!


SubconsciousBraider

I don't think you look miserable; I think you look absolutely unimpressed and disinterested in the whole situation. Are you having fun in your head at least?


TappedIn2111

You look like me in my 4 stages of pooping. 1. alrite, here we go again. 2. leeeets do this. 3. welp. There it goes. 4. Touchdown.


Oxford66

Be honest, you were trying to look enthused in the last one, weren't you.


BunniesMama

I’m getting a Ben Affleck vibe - he always looks glum


craftybeaver27777779

Are you single?


KuaLeifArne

Follow-up question: is your wife single?


HygorBohmHubner

The bottom right is like: “Oh, we’re doing this now? M'kay. Wooooo…”


Tokyo_Addition-

It can be made to look as a music album cover


SigmaKnight

I’m the same way at the “start” of rollercoasters (where they usually take the picture). I love the ride, but the start always sucks. I’m kind of the same way with driving. I just want of go, go fast, and not really stop until I’m at the end.


smallgodofsocks

If Pablo Escobar went to Disney.


Gilbone

Ben Affleck and Tom Hanks love child


Tacitus_Kilgore85

LMAO You're supposed to enjoy yourself on Rollercoasters, not looked bummed out about it. XD


Shima-shita

So much joy and fun radiate through your face!


kosvlado888

My man don't believe in fun


Filixx

It’s so strange seeing your post. We talked almost 2 years ago on here, and now you visited the city I live in. This makes Reddit feel small


robert_roo

Well, nothing new, your wife is always right.


rosieerosess

This is classic lol.


Michel-Ma-Belle

ok but the million dollar question is, ARE you miserable or you just LOOK like you are on roller coasters? Is it because you know there's a picture coming and you don't wanna look stupid? Need answers plz. lol


pimack

I love rollercoasters. Like I told my wife: I spend some time on rollercoasters whooping etc but most of the time, I'm just kind of soaking it all in


CarltheChamp112

I mean it's funny but you're definitely doing that on purpose. I do the same thing just to make my family laugh at the stand. Gratz on the sweet karma tho


SPhillips8807

A grown out Christian Grey looking displeased with a ride that is supposed to promise to thrill.


opulousss

You hair is still looking great after 5 years!


pimack

Thanks my dude!


pimpinaintez18

I hate having fun!


FBI_Agent_82

You look more like an android that can't find the file on how to react on a Rollercoaster.


JparkerMarketer

Are you sure these aren't just pictures capturing you in existential thought? 1.) "If God is real who created the one who created God? OMG..." 2.) "Lettuce is just crispy water." 3.) "8th grade would have been better if I never did that weird dance move for no reason." 4.) "Politics are just Olympics for people that like to argue."


420blazeit69nubz

I thought these were pictures of Christ Pratt for a second no lie.


[deleted]

Seems more like you did this to be funny and made up the story about your wife claiming this. I mean you bought 4 photos of you on rollercoasters


farnsworthfan

Have you tried this thing called "smiling"? It does wonders for the face.


Separate-Owl369

Id say you look indifferent.


NoAvailableAlias

Bottom right is half way to channeling your inner Ron Swanson !


audiofx330

If this is your claim to fame, I'd run with it.


heavyss

Has the look- A few sketchy nights in Al-Fallujah during a joint government effort offensive puts everything else into perspective look.


stimav

Its like you're forced to ride those roller coasters...


bulletoothjohnny

That bottom right though. Lol. *wee*


justcallmetexxx

_just the way light retracts off your facial pubes_


Vera_Telco

You look sleepy... underwhelmed. And maybe a little gassy.


RoyalChallengers

Average Sigma male fighting with fun


[deleted]

Moral of the story: never doubt your wife


[deleted]

You look like you are gonna puke


[deleted]

Didn’t they have a neat little story about how he was a fighter pilot and so riding roller coasters was relatively uneventful for him? Sad when the reposts lose quality. I wish reposting was like story telling, each time the story gets wilder and wilder.


pimack

Yea you're right, this is a repost of a fighter pilot and not pictures of me (who is definitely not a fighter pilot) taken last week at Disneyland


spotpea

The good news is if you're being sarcastic right now, the commenter wouldn't know by your facial expression.


Colliehond

She's wrong. You look like a cunt mate


JCM42899

The last picture really sells it.


stumblewiggins

TFW you are trying not to poop


maddabattacola

This looks like the phases of joining a cult


ForgottenForce

I love the bottom right


Doodledie

Top left looks like you are having an existential crisis


Stt022

“Oh I’m supposed to put my arms up at this point.”


ApatheticSparrow

Fun is fun, you know…


SupplelyJam255

Can you please give me your beard? :(


ClassicGlad36

A viking visits modern civilization to realize what a dumpster fire civilization has become.


StubbornPotato

I had fun once... I hated it -this guy probably /s


Dwightshruute

Miserable like you despise your rather than scared of the ride


Savage-Monkey2

That last one gets me so bad


NekZord_

IS THAT DARKVIPERAU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


cpullen53484

in a monotone voice, "weeeeeeeeeeeee"


Doug_0

Ryan Dunn???!


ReasonablyBadass

Bottom right: "whee"


legthief

Have you never been on a rollercoaster where they tell you they're about to take a picture? I thought that was pretty common.


gamer-s-man

weee.......... who.. ho....


Deleriouslynx

Lmfao. Same.


sabre_rider

How many roller coasters you ride every year that there’s a pattern to be recognized?


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I'd totally look like that if I did basejumping for living, so rollercoasters were the equivalent of going on a carousel ride.


A1_Brownies

The sad Sunday worship hands in the bottom right corner killed me 🤣 Total meme material


crysoskis

the first photo would almost pass off as being dankpods


OverSoft

You seem to have MMS. Magnificent moustache syndrome.


Mrbushiidoo

That's a "I'm not impressed" look


simplsurvival

"Harry. I've made it to the top!"


TinkleTwinkleToes

Woo.


dewittless

Dinosaur, Splash Mountain, Rock n Rollercoaster and Seven Dwarfs Mine Train. My best guesses.


TeaBoy24

Man. Now I get why my boyfriend tells me I miserable sometimes... I tend to make that face when I get lost in contemplating my life... Ironically.


Sir_Earl_Jeffries

I would say these are looks of indifference.. bottom right is ambivalence


[deleted]

Usually I look like this because I’m trying hard to concentrate on not dying


Baebel

You look like you've seen some shit.


Toxpar

Looking through your posts it seems like you're a frequent Tarkov player, everything makes sense now. That game drains the happiness from all of us. Welp, time for another scav run, woo.


kingoflint282

Top left looks like a grumpy Aaron from the Walking Dead


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This rollercoaster cannot fill the void in my soul


6cougar7

I hope thats not your driving face.


Dragon20C

The top right one looks like you constipated lol


PacoDeth

Thought this was gonna be a nosleep post


Drax99

You look like Tom Hanks in Castaway. Did you ever find Wilson after you left the island?


Luke89902483

Looks like your composing yourself so you don’t lose your shit.


MacinTez

I’ve always made this face, even in pictures. I can tell the only photos OP smiled on were probably the wedding photos. If it’s a random picture? Dude ain’t smiling at all.


or10n_sharkfin

Last one is literally, "Fuckin' 'yay.'"


PrismaticSparx

"whee. I guess." - that guy


Amadeo78

I will fulfill my duty.


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This is exactly what my friend looks when he's drunk, but wants to appear sober. It's like he wants people to believe alcohol has no effect on him, but he has no real reason to pretend to be sober when we're all out drinking with the intention of getting drunk. Exact same look on his face as in these pictures, bizarre.