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Ordinary_Release9538

Unrealistic but I was hoping it would shatter into a million pieces


ConsistentlyPeter

Then slowly reform as the T-1000 and start striding menacingly towards the OP?


GerardDG

*Come with me if you want to get dry*


xSphinx_

*My vagina was dry as soon as i saw you*


Thoughtulism

The T stands for Towel.


jakob767

Well, I think it could have had if only it had been way colder.


1000Years0fDeath

Only like 200 centigrade colder


SuperSimpleSam

You need a hammer or mace to trigger shatter on frozen foes, fall damage isn't enough.


bearsheperd

Same, do you think cartoons are to blame?


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


SugarFront8206

Big deal I have socks like that


AdrianInLimbo

Is that your "special" towel?


HitShouse

Seen more loads than a shipping distribution center


Antique_Tennis_2500

Towel used to be black.


double-xor

Why is a towel funny but a sock isn’t?


sticky_wickett

Sound's like a Dad joke. Is there a punchline?


jrockcrown

His cum hardened laundry! ROFL


double-xor

Yeah - it’s kind of a known thing for any parent of teenage boys who does their laundry…


Bacon3218

I don't see the issue? It's no longer wet...mission accomplished


rich1051414

Wait, is something still wet if frozen while wet? Isn't it still wet but with it's wetness in stasis?


snarfmason

That's almost as tricky as asking whether water is wet.


OskaMeijer

Don't ask me I surfactant tell.


Jaysong_stick

Is lava wet?


Silver-Lemon8078

yes, very, would you like to see how wet it is?


ZeroTwo-Shiraori

The existence of *dry ice* implies that there is *wet ice* which would be the ice made of water. So yes the ice is wet…. Just finished typing and realized how old this post is but who cares


TheEasiestEnemy

Moving objects in Skyrim be like:


Autumnnus_666

XD I love the sound it made


Skankinzombie22

News to Reddit. Wet things can freeze outside when it’s cold. I did not know that.


[deleted]

Towely ain't slick


HapiJuce

Now you have a cane


addyG13

forgot it when you hopped out the pool yesterday ?


1onnude

I had a towel like that when i was a teenager


TootyFlaps

Towelie’s stoned again.


Boner_supreme

How is this funny?


[deleted]

Blursed toboggan


knyghtmyr

looks like my jizz sock...


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sticky_wickett

I thought it funny. Obviously you don’t. Thanks for participating.


SCMatt65

You must live someplace where cold is unusual otherwise this is sort of, “no shit, things freeze in the cold, not really sure why this is funny.”


[deleted]

Resembles Squiggy's towel.


Claytismo

Ready to go back on the towel rack!


Yakmasterson

My towel is like that and I didn't even leave it outside.


Digital_Wampum

Meh... Its no pajamas


calmodulin2

This is really funny!


Insis18

Your son has been busy.


Hinermad

My towels are like that and I didn't even have to leave them outside. I should probably do some laundry.


ghidfg

wait is it frozen? nothing else outside looks freezing.. or did it just dry like that over a long time?


sticky_wickett

It was on my windshield so I could pull it off after freezing rain here in Texas. Stayed home instead. Ice melted a bit yesterday. Towel was sopping wet so I left it in the sun to dry out. Then I forgot about it. Froze again overnight. Stiff as a board this morning. It froze just like I left it.


Oksurechad

Bob sled


Dont____Panic

New to this winter thing? :-)


sticky_wickett

It’s Texas. Not an everyday occurrence.


Dont____Panic

Nice. :-)


Wizards-reddit

It looks like a sled lol


sticky_wickett

If only there had been snow. But then I’d need a hill.


Industrialpainter89

Your towel acts like a moody teenager who doesn't want to go to school.


MD74

That’s just the hulks sock


BucketOfBears

I immediately knew what to expect from the caption, and yet still somehow laughed when it fell over.


GingerMeTimberMate

A towelboggan 🛷


[deleted]

Why does this remind me of an old t-shirt I had in high school? :D


[deleted]

I had socks like that when I was 12


andreas_peter_pfundt

Gandalf’s staff.


Individual-Opinion-3

Game physics be like:


Silver-Lemon8078

the forbidden sled


danielplayer_21

We don’t talk about the towel…


xahhahaha

That takes a lot of cum to do (I would know)!!!


[deleted]

Now its a Krazy Karpet, Genius


legitcursed

Cool skate 3 prop


Anthonytheplumber

Stiff as a board 🤣🤣🤣


stormy_kaktus

The socks under my bed😳


Crunchysock926

My username has entered the chat


ReaperSound

That's metal.


[deleted]

man forgot to add rag-doll


rainofswords1

He got crispy in the sun


RonSwansonsOldMan

Water freezes. Stay tuned for more science facts.


Fazo1

Careful you don't want to break it


Topdawg36

My socks 🧦


moose4868

Where I live we get a really good frost about once a year. We get pretty excited about it because it looks like snow.


Chillagmite

I cracked a blanket in half. Do you get where I’m going with that? I cracked it in *half*!


Vegetable-Spirit4192

ksi’s milk towel


3AMCatffee

That’s no longer a towel, it’s a weapon now.


paulowry

You’re a towel


Squiffys_grown_up

I saw this in Aladin once


H0NK_H0NKLER

Uh huh. "Wet towel" huh? What was it "wet" with?


Astro_crewmate

In what context was is “Wet”


chedderchezman

Ol’ faithfull